Doomsday: I have one more keyword than others

"Fuck, you're really immortal!" Gao Ming's eyes widened and he asked worriedly, "Brother Du, if this invincible guy turns against us, how are we going to deal with him?"

"What rebellion? Don't talk nonsense. This is our general." Wu Chang's unexpected outburst greatly benefited Duge. He glanced at Gao Ming and scolded him. Then, he changed the topic and said, "It's just immortality. It's not... Invincible. If you really dare to rebel, put him in an iron can filled with rocks, throw him into the water, soak him, or chain him up until the end of the war. He won't be able to cause much trouble..."

beside.

Cao Lin couldn't help but shudder and secretly swore that he would never betray Leng Shi in this life. It's okay for others to be evil spirits, but this guy is the proper evil devil king, who is black from head to toe.

If Wu Chang knew that the Imperial Master would deal with him in this way, he would probably regret awakening his immortal body!

Hope he won't rebel!

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opposite!

Lin Qing was also stupid.

Earth fierce star?

You call an immortal body Dimengxing?

Is the immortal body not worthy of Tiangang?

When such a brave and invincible general comes to his army, he will treat him as his ancestor no matter what...

Earth fierce star?

What a hell!

The Earthly Evil Star is so powerful, how powerful must the Heavenly Gang Star be...

Lin Qing thought of the newly-confessed Fairy Yunyao, the Heavenly Sword Star, and felt an inexplicable suddenness in his heart!

But Lin Qing was a handsome man after all. Seeing Wu Chang who was about to charge, he quickly calmed down and immediately ordered: "Beat the drums, all the soldiers, meet the enemy, kill the soldiers behind Wu Chang, and trap Wu Chang."

Boom, boom, boom!

Drums sound.

A group of cavalry rushed out of the battlefield, shouting and facing Wuchang's fierce army.

Their number was at least twice that of the fierce army, and they rushed out in a completely crushing manner.

But just when the two armies were about to meet.

On both sides of the Earthly Fierce Army.

A group of people suddenly tore open their shirts, revealing their red bellybands or naked pickled meat...

When this pair of people appeared.

Lin Qing's cavalrymen felt great panic in their hearts. They pulled up the reins urgently one by one. Screams broke out one after another. Many even subconsciously loosened their reins and covered their eyes.

What's more, his body stiffened in an instant, and he fell off the horse straight away, and was trampled into a pulp by the horses behind him that couldn't stop.

For a while.

The man fell on his back and his horse fell over.

On the battlefield, the cavalry team, known as the infantry killers, became a mess, colliding and trampling on each other, and the mighty charge was forcibly interrupted.

Immediately afterwards, on the other side of the Dimeng Army, many soldiers who were running suddenly began to discard their armor one by one. Some began to crawl on the ground, some began to jump on one leg, and some began to stand on their heads...

All kinds of weird behaviors that should not have appeared on the battlefield just appeared on the battlefield.

When the Earthly Sao Army launched, it was just that the cavalrymen on the opposite side were frightened by the abnormality, causing them to fall on their backs.

But the absurdity of the alien army is contagious.

The first ones to be infected were the Earth Fierce Army who were still charging. They also seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit. Some started to stick out their tongues, some rolled their eyes, and some stood on horseback and played with each other. horse.

Wu Chang, who was rushing at the front, was not spared. He suddenly turned over, belly up, using his hands and feet, like a spider, and rushed towards Lin Qing's military formation. The proud object was pointed straight at Lin Qing's. Shuai Qi, the picture is extremely insulting.

Absurd contagion, the more people infected, the faster it spreads.

There are many people on the battlefield and they are densely packed.

soon.

The absurd behavior spread to Lin Qing's cavalry on the opposite side. He licked his elbows and the tip of his nose. He held the tip of his nose with two fingers and lifted it up. He pulled his hair and jumped up and down, trying to lift it up...

All kinds of weird phenomena.

"Earth's Sao Army, Earth's Alien Army... Damn it!" Lin Qing's eyes suddenly widened. His face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and his head was buzzing. It was one feeling to hear the spies' reports, but it was another feeling to see it with his own eyes. Another feeling.

This extreme visual impact was completely beyond his imagination. He swallowed several times and kept wiping the sweat from his forehead, "How can we fight this... this... how can we fight this battle?"

The drumming had long since stopped.

Lin Qing was strict in managing the army, and the soldiers in the battle formation always stood firm to their positions. However, at this time, those soldiers who were waiting in full formation looked at the chaos on the battlefield, and they were all distracted.

Many soldiers simply dropped their weapons, turned around and ran back.

Morale plummeted.

Who cares about military discipline at this time? It is only right not to be infected by this crazy disease.

Soldiers are different from generals in that they have limited information. Most people simply don't know that the symptoms of the Disao Army and the Earth Alien Army are only temporary.

And once the army is defeated, no matter whether it is tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands, it will have no combat effectiveness at all, and it cannot be stopped at all.

But their escape speed was completely incomparable to the absurd contagion of the alien army.

Du Ge seriously suspected that Ge Zong's absurd contagion was increasing exponentially.

Soon, even the coach Lin Qing raised his hands and began to express his feelings on his head, while the deputy general next to him desperately stuffed his feet into his mouth...

After a while, Lin Qing's legion was howling like ghosts and wolves, and there was almost no normal person left.

The weapons clinked and fell to the ground. No one could hold the weapon in his hand while making weird movements, unless he was poking his anus with his own spear...

...

Seeing the swarms of archers abandoning their longbows and turning into lunatics with weird behavior, prostrate on the arrow tower, bulging their cheeks and pretending to be a toad, Shen Yu was heartbroken, it was over!

Sure enough, one shouldn't take any chances.

How could one person beat six people?

What's more.

There are four top ten on the opposite side...

Shen Yu was cruel, jumped down from the arrow tower, and joined the fleeing army.

Next to him, Dou Xiu, who was playing handstand, pushed his hands hard on the ground, put his head down, feet up, and flew into the sky. He was determined to escape from this weird battlefield, and swore in his heart that he would find someone when he went back. Retreat to the mountains, and the devil will never die and never come out of the mountains.

As soon as he flew up, Shi Ji, who was flying with his head buried in his crotch, rushed into the sky beside him with a whoosh.

The moment the two people met, they looked at each other for a moment. At that moment, they both saw fear, shyness, embarrassment, and shame in each other's eyes...

...

"grass!"

Gao Ming was stunned.

It was also the first time for him to see such a scene. He swallowed several times and couldn't calm down. "Brother Du, is Ge Zong so fierce?"

"Yes." Duge nodded and pretended to be calm, but he was lamenting in his heart that although the probability of obtaining skills was getting lower and lower, these skills were becoming more and more unreasonable.

If this continues, Alien Battlefield will become unplayable.

If I had known, the alien battlefield would not be so high-profile. It would be much better to fight a group of bastards than a group of lunatics!

He has forgotten that both the Earthly Sao Army and the Earthly Alien Army were formed by him. Without his participation, Xiang Li and Ge Zong might not be able to awaken such perverted skills...

"Brother Du, it won't be transmitted to us!"

Gao Ming asked in horror.

Cao Lin has quietly stepped back several steps. He has already had a humiliating experience and does not want to have a second time.

"No." Du Ge flew up in the air, using up his internal strength, "Ge Zong, Xiang Li, take away your magical powers."

The sound echoed throughout the battlefield.

next moment.

Everyone is back to normal.

But no one has the will to fight anymore. The battlefield is quiet, with occasional groans or two and the neighing of war horses...

Looking at the two grandmasters who instantly straightened up in mid-air and wanted to escape, Duge shouted again: "Grandmaster Dou, Grandmaster Shi, please stay."

Dou Xiu and Shi Ji were shocked and stopped in the air at the same time. They turned to Duge with grimaces, trembling with fear and not daring to move.

Gao Ming also flew to Duge's side.

Three swords surrounded her. She looked coldly at the two grandmasters opposite and arrogantly uttered three words: "If you move, you will kill."

Duge looked down at Lin Qing under the commander's banner and smiled faintly: "Marshal Lin, do you want to fight or surrender?"

Under the handsome flag, Lin Qing looked around the battlefield, his eyes blank.

He thought he would fail, but he never thought he would fail in such a bizarre way.

The 200,000-strong army collapsed in minutes before the demon.

In the future, will he still be useful on this battlefield?

"War or surrender?" Duge asked again.

"Surrender." Lin Qing closed his eyes in pain, clenched his fists, and uttered one word from his mouth.

Duge smiled and said loudly: "The coach has surrendered. Those who kneel on the ground will not be killed."

Duge's soldiers have long seen the fighting patterns of the Earthly Foreign Army and the Earthly Sao Army. Their psychological quality has long been tempered to an extremely strong level, and each of them has returned to normal early.

The daily wolf culture training also made them extremely proficient in shouting slogans, and they immediately shouted: "The coach has surrendered, and those who kneel will not be killed."

The sound spread to every corner of the battlefield. Lieutenant General Lin Qingjun, who had been tortured by all kinds of strange things for a long time and was exhausted, heard the words and stopped running away one after another, and knelt on the ground one after another.