Doomsday Pavilion
Chapter 1153: Call Your Father-in-law, Do You Dare To Accept It?
A person feels that the Shui Lingling Chinese cabbage that he has been working so hard for decades has been arched by pigs.
emmmm, no, it's more accurate to say that it fell into the pigpen. One of the pig brothers who is quite handsome is arching, and there is a circle of pigs around (juan) watching, eager to try...
This f*ck! Tell me where can you get better?
As for the warm wine, maybe considering the recent situation 80% may have such a guilty conscience.
Not too big, just a guilty conscience as big as a fingernail.
He didn't panic, his expression was gentle, and he was enveloped in a state of indifferent water, as if he didn't care about this awkward and silent atmosphere.
Yesterday, Mr. Wen took the time to visit Doudou with potato chips, shrimp cracks and other spicy chicken snacks. While Doudou was happy that his diet has been completely institutionalized, he also consulted Wei Fatty without the active blessing of Mr. Zhao. How high is the probability that the sword will stab himself to death in the state of, the answer he got really made him feel relieved...
What's more, with Wen Zhongjiu's understanding of Wei Fatty, there must be no manifestations of guilty conscience at this time, guilty conscience is counseling, counseling is reasoning, and reasoning is problematic... In the end, you will probably be swallowed up by this fatty.
Wei Tianxing finally couldn't help it, rolled his eyelids,
"Hey!"
Wen Zhongjiu upholds the posture of never flinching and choking to speak, and his eyebrows are vertical.
"Do you think he looks like a guy who has been reduced to a passerby who doesn't even have a name?"
The fat man suppressed the breath in his chest,
"Wen, you have a big temper?"
"Hey, Fatty, this is the most basic respect between people!"
"Who do you call Fatty? Who do you call Fatty?!"
"Oh huh, what do you call Fatty? I call you father-in-law, do you dare to agree?"
"I answer... I promise your grandma shit!!"
"..."
Wen Zhongjiu tilted his head away from a frosty white Sword Ray, his original faint expression gradually stiffened after seeing that Sword Ray annihilated a mountain dozens of miles away.
Yes, it did not collapse, but disappeared directly, and the bare person could not see any traces that had existed in this world.
"Why are you really playing the surname Wei?"
Wei Tianxing once again condensed a Sword Ray in his hand, which was larger and more radiant than the previous one.
From the limited 19 kinds of smiles, the fat man picked out the most perfunctory and simplest smile that only exercised 5 muscles to make the large amount of fat on the cheek laugh, and threw it to Wen Zhongjiu.
"Where, don't mind making a joke~"
Whoosh!
Sword Ray is bitter and cold, and the small flame tail tore a trace of darkness and nothingness between the face to face distance between the two of them.
"I mind damn it!!"
Wen Zhongjiu's entire face is green, and his whole body's hairs are stimulated by the power and killing intent contained in Sword Ray.
"Wow, Master Wen is so handsome even when he speaks dirty words!"
"Nonsense, do you want to talk about it? Obviously Master Wen is so handsome and handsome in everything!"
A certain upright uncle on the side was weak,
"Tell me, Master Wen is good at even shit..."
The two women stayed for a while, staring at each other.
Then one of the women said seriously,
"'Promise me, don't pull papa with such a perfect butt"-I will write this sentence in the love letter to Master Wen."
"Hip." The other woman glanced at her uncle contemptuously. "Using her buttocks will make you look more reserved."
Uncle Geng Zhi: "..."
The uncle's eyes were empty, and there were two tears in silence.
These crazy fan girls are terrible... No wonder their own wine can't be sold in Qingquanshan. What kind of marketing strategy, small profits and quick turnover, are all fucking useless!
Even the fine wine of the gods he brewed is no better than the hair of his warm wine!
Uncle can even imagine that kind of scene:
One morning, Wen Zhongjiu stretched a handsome lazy waist and hit a handsome yawn, wiped off the corners of his eyes, handsome eye feces, removed handsome white teeth, handsome green overnight leeks, and said handsomely ,
"Oh, oh, it's like I accidentally splashed the bath water on this batch of brewing ingredients when I was drunk yesterday."
An early morning a few days later:
At 8:01, the new wine is released;
At 8:02, the new wine was sold out.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Uncle Upright grabbed own's head and roared for a while, like crazy, then left in despair...
The two women talked,
"This uncle is so strange, what's wrong with him?"
The other woman showed an expression that had already seen everything,
"Hate not to be born but a daughter..."
"Oh~" in a meaningful tone.
Then turned his head to look at own fellow comrades, which is even more meaningful.
"Hate not to meet when I was not married~"
Silence, long silence.
"Ah ah ah bitch, I killed you..."
Wei Tianxing glanced back at the two women outside the door, extremely disdainful, "Ha~"
Wen Zhongjiu, who was finally able to take a breath, silently thanked the two lovely women and the gods and Buddhas, and wiped off the sweat from his forehead.
Grand Shuai Wen shivered a little bit more than his broken clothes--
Few people in the same level can face Wei Tianxing’s Sword Ray with a positive energy and sunshine, so even if God is worried about it, he still needs positive energy and demeanor!
"You... why are you suddenly strong again, young and old..."
Wei Tianxing was in a good mood and said with a very reserved smile,
"How can you sweep the world without sweeping a house!"
Wen Zhongjiu: "???"
Wei Tianxing said lightly,
"Even a cat or dog like you can't handle it. Fatty, what do I do with those wild boars that appear in estrus in weaves? What can I do to protect my lovely and beautiful girl?"
Wen Zhongjiu: "!!!"
Okay, your daughter is in control, so your relationship has become the driving force behind your improvement?
and many more! wrong...
What do you mean to say that my dignified wine is something like a wild boar in heat? !
Wen Zhongjiu only felt that the old man was lying in his chest and he didn't know what position to spit out, and he felt so old and uncomfortable.
At this moment, Wei Qingyu walked out of the kitchen smilingly with a few dishes of small dishes in his hand. The two hurriedly sat upright and put... Shui Yanhuan.
Wei Tianxing picked up a large bowl of free well-drawn cold water and drank it down. When he lowered his head to put down the bowl, gloomy words came out from the back of the bowl.
"If you bump into my baby girl and come in after ten o'clock in the evening, daddy will see you and beat you once!"
Wei Qingyu smiles like a little fox who has eaten honey.
"Dad, what are you talking about?"
Wei Tianxing patted his belly, happily not seeing any acting elements.
"Wen Uncle and I are guessing the effect of Lin Chou's dishes."
Wen Uncle's words are clear, every word, sonorous and powerful.
"..."
"..."
Wei Tianxing was as if he hadn't seen the expressions of the two of them.
"Oh, it's okay to see whether Lao Wen is still my daughter, knowing the cold, knowing the heat, respecting the old and loving the young!"
"Well, this plate of radishes is fine too, but why didn't they serve it with braised beef intestines?"
"Lin Zi's secret meat, um, good!"
"Oh ooh... it's my baby girl's own hand... this slice is as thick as three fingers...hahaha it's rare that my girl still knows the fat man, I like to eat this kind of aunt... . It's refreshing to eat large pieces of meat while chewing..."
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