Regarding chatting up, and asking girls to eat, drink and drink that may exist after chatting up, Wu Ke sticks to the principle of own or purse.

This is just like the fancy paper drunk gold fan when there were no unlisted events in the first half of the month. There is a high probability that the event will depend on robbing dogs for food.

After all, the wives of paper people are also wives. Many men, while ignorant of their youth or middle-aged age, have relied on paper people’s wives to bring a hint of warm fragrance during some long nights.

It is inevitable for Wu *second half of the month* to have reservations-even if the golden rank licking dog guesses, it will not be so frantic and love at first sight!

Fortunately, the girl did not find any loopholes in Wu Ke's words.

Since Wu Ke discovered her until now, she didn't even lift her head. How could she see the menu hanging high on the beam of the room?

"Wait a minute!"

Wu Ke graciously poured a cup of bubbling fat house happy water for the sister, plus four ice cubes that were so cold as to spit out white steam.

You see, this is the performance of wit, and you can easily reap double happiness with super simple techniques.

"Brother Chou is busy, wait for him to come out in a while, we will order food again."

What a joke, Wu Ke wouldn't be so stupid to call Lin Chou out to order immediately.

On the one hand, it is likely to make Lin Chou, who is cooking big beef kidneys, thunderous, and on the other hand, doesn't it mean that he will reduce the time spent with the girl by himself?

"What do you want to eat? Do you want to try what I recommend..."

Wu Ke asked again.

"A dumpling..." the girl said with her head tilted and her soft hair curled up.

hiss!

Wu Ke took a breath.

This action is so warm! Is it too cute?

Why is she teasing her hair, she is really plucking my heart...

Wu Ke twisted his thigh and forced himself to calm down, muttering quickly in his mouth.

"Don't believe in love at first sight, then the damn is self-satisfied, the color is empty and the color..."

It's ridiculous, I actually, seems, probably fell in love with a girl who hasn't seen her face!

The duck that reaches its mouth can't fly anymore, calm down, and be calm.

Wu Ke showed an appropriate, gentle and classical smile in the style of a scientific research institute.

"Dumplings, Brother Chou may not have dumplings here. Meat Yan has eaten them, Taiping Yan, southern dishes before the cataclysm. Only Brother Chou in Mingguang is the most authentic..."

Wu Ke silently added in his heart-and it was cheap, only three hundred circulation points.

"dumpling..."

The girl whispered, and her faint voice was hoarse, especially ethereal.

Wu Ke shivered.

"this..."

At this moment, what shit girl, what cockbreaking love at first sight...

They all turned into cold sweats and urine in just one second. He thought of Tai Pingyan, who had caused Shen Daru to lose three million yuan, and thought of the green rice porridge that made XX in the basin burst into tears. Almost the same as Shen Feng, the pig blood soup that Shen Feng scalded to death...

Order this kind of stuff that Lin Chou hasn't done before, and it's an ordinary stuff that doesn't have high-grade ingredients, he's going to go bankrupt! !

The fear of bankruptcy instantly overwhelmed all the sprouting heart of Researcher Wu, giving him the urge to turn his head and run away immediately.

But goose...

A head with a particularly messy hair poked out of the kitchen.

"Oh, you are here, why don't you call me?"

Wu Ke was instantly stiff-a pill!

Do you and my wallet surnamed Lin have a grudge, huh? !

Lin Chou happily said with a steaming scent of beef kidney.

"What to eat?"

"Dumplings, I want to eat dumplings."

The girl lifted her chin slightly.

Lin Chou glanced at him for a moment, then turned his head and gave a thumbs up to Wu Ke.

"Hey, you really have you~"

After speaking, he went back to the kitchen without hesitation.

Wu Ke opened his mouth,

"Then what... I am not... I don't..."

Wu Ke is really not afraid of being misunderstood by Lin Chou, but...

This guy is really going to make dumplings, but I’m going to do it, I’m going to pack it up and spend the second half of the month teaming up with Si Gouzi to live together. Will Si Gouzi generously divide him into one or two bones?

"Ahem... can you... change the dish... that dumpling..."

When Wu Ke said this, he was embarrassed and almost guilty of cancer.

His face burned in panic, and he felt that his face was bursting with sparks.

"Dumplings!" The girl whispered rather stubbornly.

"..."

Wu Ke wanted to say something more, the sister's emotions suddenly became agitated.

"It's late... Dumplings... I want dumplings!!!"

?

With such a voice, Wu Ke's hairs stood up all over his body.

"cold..."

The life of the house for many years makes him instinctively feel that things are not right, and turn his head to drill into the kitchen——

"hiss!"

The room was still that room, but the door of the kitchen turned into a solid wall at some point, and the light on the beams became more dim, dim and cold.

"I... I am..."

Wu Ke was stunned. When he looked back at the girl who fell in love at first sight, she found that the girl had stood up somehow. The clothes and bare skin on his body were stained with a layer of burnt paper dust. It looks like the whole person is growing fluffy mildew spots.

Lying in a big trough, this researcher has a long-standing old trough that I don’t know when to vomit!

Official civil servants, materialists, and socialist core values ​​of the Mingguang Research Institute are shrouded in...

Me, Wu Ke, hit a ghost today? ?

For a second or two, Wu Ke almost didn't control his laugh...It's not scientific at all...

"Fuck, the door is gone!"

Turning his head to look at the little Big sis, his body was already ticking with black water, and a foul smell came, making Wu Ke disgusted.

"F*ck, help..."

Wu Ke said that he is really not afraid of ghosts! He is so afraid of death! That little Big sis looks like I'm going to stab you to death with the newly grown black nails, okay!

Little Big sis stood upright by the table, with his head drooping and his hair scattered, and his hands grew with dark and dirty nails at a super fast speed. When he was scratched, it was either rabies or tetanus. It was terrible!

Wu Ke shrank in the corner and swallowed desperately.

To be honest, the little Big sis is not for the cold air and dripping black water. Wu Ke thinks that she still has an alternative Coser beauty, very decadent.

Little Big sis suddenly raised his head, revealing a face that looked like he had been chopped for seventeen or eighteen dollars and placed on the ground with the fleshy and fleshy face that had been stepped on the floor with a size 45 big foot in nail shoes, and his gums were jagged. Qi's broken teeth roared,

"Dumpling... I'm so hungry... I hate it!"

Wu Ke panicked, and spoke the classic and very applicable lines in a serious manner.

"Small Big sis, we have no grudges in the past and in the near future!"

"And I'm very poor as an orphan. Can you stop being an orphan who specifically selects a poor fellow like me... There is a cook in the kitchen. I will tell you that the cook has a very strong yang energy, and there are thieves? Nutrition, you go find him..."

"?"

Little Big sis's confused and bloodshot eyes rolled around, obviously not able to understand Wu Ke's long-windedness.

Wu Ke felt that there was a play, and said in a quick tone.

"Really little Big sis, you are so beautiful, right? You shouldn't put your own taste so low. What age are you from? You see the world is different now. There are upgraded people everywhere. They are super naive. Si’s, strong and delicious, eat one and three, eat three for half a year, why should you look for a weak chicken like me? It's sour and toxic, right...really unhealthy..."

"Howl!" Little Big sis interrupted Wu Ke's sharp and miserable howl, "Hate! Shut up! I killed you..."

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