These ducks don’t know how to place their skill points in some weird place. They are as fat as a ball and can fly. They can even stand in pairs on the tiny vines like feathers to carry on the ancestry. This is more than walking a tightrope in acrobatic performances.

There are almost no other colors on the rivers, including the banks of the rivers, and there is no water surface at all. The ducks and ducks are crowded like canned food. People who don’t know think that the river is full of ducks.

There are even countless ducks flying in the sky, the scene obscures the sky, the rattles and the sky, the floating feathers and the black, black and white duck feces are stuck together and crashing down, like a weird heavy rain ( Or snow?).

Lin Chou shrank his body, tapping water on his toes very fast and making no sound.

But this obviously has no use for eggs. Those huge ducks seem to have developed a sixth sense of spirituality, and they all turned their heads in the direction of Lin Chou.

Of course, Lin Chou could feel tens of thousands of ducks turning their heads and hostile eyes back and forth on his back, instantly stiff like a dog, and almost slapped his head on the river with his left toes and right heels sticking.

"Fuck!"

For the first time, he had the urge to curse the production of the system. Isn't this the so-called "forced hostile effect of poultry creatures" really true?

Daddy is still a few miles away from those fat goods. What kind of anger can be done to make them write their hatred into their instincts. Is the effective distance of this Gou skill the line of sight? ?

Lin Chou strode up against the current, and the river under his feet stepped on huge depressions, which had not been closed for a long time.

If Lin Chou had a leisurely mind, he would be able to see that these dents were perfectly in the shape of shoe prints when he jumped up, and even the anti-slip lines on the soles could even match the size.

As Lin Chou accelerated, the footprint-like depressions became shallower and shallower, and finally the reverse bulges were simply reversed from inscribed to embossed. The river was surging with waves of formations, and Lin Chou was able to do every step of the way. It happened to step on the peak of the footprint-like wave, and the speed was more than three times faster. It was almost like a hurricane passing through the border. People who are slightly weaker can only see a group of phantoms.

"Quack~"

"Hey!"

The last duck call was like a stern charge horn, which could be described as a stern horn. Even the interracial Lin Chou could hear the unforgettable hatred from this duck call.

Calculating the meaning of this cry may be-"The whole duck is attacking!"

The whirr of takeoff and the quack of ducks overwhelmed everything. The scene was overwhelming, and the posture seemed to destroy the world.

After ten seconds, Lin Chou could glance at the white shadow of the waves from the corner of his eyes without turning his head.

"F*ck, is this still a duck?"

Then there is no more,

"boom!"

Like a huge explosion, the duck feathers all over the sky are ascending as a mushroom cloud of nuclear bombs.

The crackling sound of the dense falling water continued, and the air was even more patrolled like huge duck fighter jets. However, the weird figure had disappeared out of thin air.

The ducks shook the water on their bodies, and then shook the hairs on their bodies. After wandering for a while, they quacked in doubt and left.

...

It seemed that there was an invisible force that tightly bound Lin Chou and flew upwards, and the feeling of weightlessness came from all directions, and after subconsciously struggling a few times, Lin Chou's tremendous strength was completely unable to break free.

At this moment, Lin Chou even felt that even his thinking had stagnated, and he couldn't think at all.

The surrounding scenery is changing rapidly, one is in the crystal jungle, the other is the scene in the forest, it is like being in the gap between two worlds. This feeling is very uncomfortable, like the power of two worlds pressing at the same time. In the mind.

After a few more seconds, the surroundings simply became a storm-like image that was spinning rapidly, which made people dizzy.

In addition to those rotating images, there seems to be another blurry image of First Stage.

It is the inside of a crater mountain, which is larger than any mountain that Lin Chou has ever seen. Underneath is a blood-colored lake boiling and rolling like magma, and along the wall of the crater mountain, it is densely covered with countless creeps. There seems to be something blocking the cave entrance, and some shadows are vaguely reflected in the cave. They make all kinds of incredible difficult positions (er, action, the word action).

Although he couldn't see exactly what creature it was, Lin Chou was sure that the thing was definitely the outline of a human being.The sense of weightlessness seemed to bring something strange. He felt that his body was constantly ascending in the void, and his consciousness became more and more blurred, especially under the storm of "pictures" flashing at an alarming frequency, his brain was violent. With pain, Lin Chou plunged into darkness suddenly.

"boom!"

He fell heavily to the ground.

It's strange to say that as soon as he fell to the ground, the whole person was like four dogs in an instant, and his head was hurting and cracking, but now there is no sign of any sequelae.

It’s a strange feeling that my ear hurts. To be precise, it’s my earlobe.

Lin Chou glanced at the corner of his eyes and met a duck that was hanging on his ears-he was speechless.

Lin Chou was very happy.

"Hey, buddy, can't you come down?"

The fat duck is extremely disdainful, "Gah~"

This call doesn't matter, it was hanging from Lin Chou's body by biting its ears.

"Puff."

Duck feathers fly around.

The fat duck was dumbfounded for a long time-this wingless two-legged beast is so fucking cunning!

It still refused to give up, and rushed towards Lin Chou while flapping its wings. Lin Chou fumbled out something behind his back and waved his hand in a cool posture.

"Bang~"

The bottom of the cast iron pan without any damage from the mountain or the sea is printed with a vivid duck head shape.

"When can I bring the alien pan out."

Lin Chou whispered and threw the pot on the fat duck that fell on the ground in a round.

"Well, it seems that I'm not dead yet, no, I have to find a skill that can communicate with ingredients from the sluggish system in the future, such as this duck, if I know its recent recipes and add it in a targeted manner. Spices, not to mention the efficiency, can definitely improve the quality of dishes by more than a little bit."

Then it is natural to make up half of the story:

Lin Chou (laughs): "Brother Duck, come over and let's talk, what did you eat last night?"

Duck (trembling): "Half a catty of shrimp, one fish, two or two aquatic plants, a dozen snails."

Lin Chou (in a small book and a sing recording), "Well, add half a spoon of cooking wine to get rid of the fishy. To prevent parasites, you should blanch the water and cook. What about the former? The day before yesterday?"

Duck (shaking): "Fish...shrimp...and some duck feathers...what are you asking about...why I have an ominous premonition..."

Lin Chou (comfort): "Just ask if it's okay, oh yes, have you eaten any poisonous plants and insects recently? Have you ever had trouble with your stomach?"

Duck (continues to shake): "Gah, Brother Chest, are you two-legged beasts accustomed to putting a kitchen knife on someone's neck when asking questions... I'm a little scared..."

Cough and cough, after finishing his brain replenishment, Lin Chou crawled out of the pit and looked around.

Yes, that's right, this is the humanoid pit that fell down before, and Lin Chou crawled out again.

The surrounding scenery is exactly the same as the bottom of the pit seen before-except for the thick duck feathers and one place.

"..."

Lin Chou stood in front of the rock wall but did not find any cracks. He carefully inspected the bottom of the cave, but it still didn't!

An unbelieving cannon punch, the big rock rustling above fell, but there was no cave at all, and there was still no change in the rock behind the rock that was several meters deep.

Looking back at the fat duck that leaned over and turned white on the ground:

What is the principle? Live to hell?

"Lin Chou? Boss Lin! Are you down there? Are you seriously injured?"

A vague voice came from above, and Lin Chou had to respond loudly, "I'm here!"

In less than ten minutes, an evolutionary slid down from above while hanging on a rope, then the light of the flashlight glanced at the human-shaped pit in amazement, and then said in an extremely admiring tone.

"Boss Lin is really... amazing. It's more than 700 meters high. There's nothing wrong with it!"

This person seems to be the long face carrying the bazooka just now?

Lin Chou was still dizzy and didn't understand what was going on, so he could only point to his head with a wry smile.

The long face is very natural "suddenly realized",

"Oh, oh, I understand, even if an adult of Tier 6 falls from such a high place, he must be confused for a while. Please stop talking. I will take you up. Fortunately, I brought medical equipment to check your head. , Don’t leave any sequelae."

"God knows how this big hole came from, and it's not a volcanic structure. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't really be able to find it..."

The long face was suddenly stunned.

"Huh? Where did the duck come from, such a big one? So many duck feathers?"

——Mmp, he just noticed! !

After half an hour, the two were finally dragged out of the cave by the crowd on the top of the mountain, urging Lin Chou non-stop to go for a routine inspection.

Long face said,

"Let me tell you, Mr. Lin, we don’t have any other medical equipment, and even the garrison is not equipped to check the brain. It’s getting worse, what kind of brain injury, concussion, brain effusion... Cerebral effusion is actually water in your brain... I can check it out for you!"

Lin Chou really wanted to give him a big ear scraper weighing 36,000 kilograms.

However, those who couldn't help but were put on a stretcher, looking like the sequelae of stroke hemiplegia.

The two carried Lin Chou's stretcher, and the two carried the duck, and went down the mountain vigorously.

Lin Chou was almost out of breath when he saw the unexpected device for checking the "brain"--who hadn't seen a stethoscope!

"Even if you make it suitable for the size of your temples, it will still be a stethoscope."

Jin San said solemnly,

"Blood, the source of essence, energy, and spirit, especially the temples, is close to the skull. If there is something abnormal, these tiny blood vessels will write the symptoms on the face. You can't tell a lie. Hey, don't move, I will listen to it. .."

Listen to it!

"What's the matter with this duck, lunch..."

Qin Wuyong said enthusiastically, "I don't seem to have seen this kind of duck before, um, no, it should be the same species as Gaga, right?"

Lin Chou lifted the duck to Jin San's face and recounted the experience just now in a mess.

Jin Sangang didn't care about it at first, but the more he listened, the more surprised he became. Lei Heng pulled Lin Chou's sleeve impatiently.

"Lin Chou, what you said just now is true?"

"See for yourself."

Lin Chou opened his backpack and a huge toad popped out.

"Guck, quack!"

"..."

Jin Sanlei held the toad like a baby, and a group of evolutionists pressed the duck away.

Lin Chou said "Hey",

"The toad can be taken away, the duck must stay!"

This duck is very important. It is related to Lin Chou's dignity when facing Gaga in the future. At least he has not found a duck of the same breed as Gaga in the base city.

As a result, Jin San turned his head and held out a finger.

"one million."

"What??"

"Two million!"

"..."

"three million!"

Lin Chou couldn't help it.

A joke, it's only three million, let alone three million, that's thirty million...

There are many people in this world whose dignity is worth three million, but he definitely doesn't include someone like Lin! !

When I saw Jin San the next day, Jin San was quite embarrassed, his face was covered with duck feathers, and there was still a tuft of uncleaned duck feces on his chest.

"The duck can be used to stew... one million! You can explain how you got in again in detail, don’t miss a bit, forget it, you will take me and Thunder Tiger directly down, the others have already Waiting below."

Hey, it's just a business trip, and there's an outside piece!

Lin Chou happily jumped into the pit again, explaining carefully to the young people of the scientific research institute what was going on in the knee-deep duck feathers. When he repeated it for the fourth time, Jin San said,

"Did you hear me clearly? When you move, don't let go of any corner!"

Bai Xiaoxiao analyzed,

"Listening to Lin Chou, I think this is very much like an unstable spatial rift. The data we have monitored may have been disseminated from this rift, just like..."

Lei Heng pulled his face down,

"Oh, there are many crises, what is going on in this world, God knows how much energy is needed to break a breakpoint on a stable multi-dimensional quantum architecture, this... there is no such thing as a messy energy overflow at all. How is this possible..."

Bai Xiaomao glanced at Lin Chou.

"This is a very rigorous scientific argumentation. Can you trouble you not to raise your ears when eavesdropping?"

Lin Chou coughed awkwardly,

"Well, then I'll go up first."

For the next three days, Lin Chou was called down from time to time to talk about the situation over and over again, which made him very annoying, but who made the money master.

After tossing up and down for five days, after asking the last question, Jin Sanlei Heng finally decided to exclude his first witness of this incident.

The situation at that time was basically like this:

"Um, Kobayashi, when you were...when you came down, was there anything unusual? Was there any deviation from our degree of reduction?"

"More than unusual? That is simply too unusual!"

"More than a deviation? Then the deviation is too big!"

Lin Chou touched the noble buttocks with lingering fears.

"But are you sure you want to try?"

Three academicians exploded on the spot, roaring together,

"roll!"

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