Doomsday Sniper

Chapter 32 Rare Humor

"One woman loves you, you are a husband. Several women love you, you are a man. Ten women love you, you are a lover. A hundred women love you, you are an idol. A thousand women love you, you are a hero.

. Tens of thousands of women love you, you are a leader. Women all over the country love you, you are RMB. Women all over the world love you, oh, you are a sanitary napkin."

Zhou Hao did not catch up. In his previous life, he was an angel with broken wings. In this life, he has no happiness, but in his next life, he can make toilet paper.

Zhou Hao just thought about these messy things, and then fell asleep.

A night of silence.

Zhou Hao heard the sound of opening the door in a daze, and immediately opened his eyes and saw that it was Zhuge Hongchen walking out of his room.

Zhou Hao immediately jumped up from the sofa and said to Zhuge Hongchen:

"Hi, good morning, Brother Zhuge."

"..."

Zhuge Hongchen was indifferent to Zhou Hao's morning greeting. He just glanced at Zhou Hao lightly, and then looked at the place where the TV was originally placed. The TV and cabinet were gone.

Zhou Hao didn't know what he was looking at for a moment.

Zhuge Hongchen turned his head and saw the TV and cabinets placed behind the door. He immediately frowned and asked:

"What's going on with this TV?"

"Ah, oh, well, wasn't the lock on this door broken? It couldn't be locked, so I blocked the door with these, for fear that other zombies would rush in. After all, they were all sleeping."

Zhou Hao replied.

"..." After hearing Zhou Hao's answer, Zhuge Hongchen turned his head and looked at Zhou Hao calmly, and then said, "He has a strong sense of self-protection, but this can only block ordinary zombies. Can other powerful zombies be blocked?"

"

"I can't stop it. It's not you."

Zhou Hao replied, these things can only block ordinary zombies. Zombies that want to have brute force will definitely not be able to block them. But if they can't block them, then there are masters like you, Zhuge Hongchen, here.

"..."

Zhuge Hongchen looked at Zhou Hao and then walked to the bathroom, probably to wash up.

He didn't express any reaction to Zhou Hao's words.

Zhou Hao felt secretly happy when he saw Zhuge Hongchen going to the bathroom.

I was finally exhausted, haha.

Zhuge Hongchen walked into the bathroom, and Zhou Hao sat back on the sofa, and then thought about the ghost sniper rifle in his mind. After a while, the repair progress data of the ghost sniper rifle appeared:

"Repair the damaged Ghost Sniper Rifle, 9502000 has been repaired."

At midnight last night, 1,000 ghost sniper bullets were available again. Zhou Hao immediately selected these 1,000 ghost sniper bullets to repair the ghost sniper rifle.

The repair progress of the ghost sniper rifle immediately became 19502000, which means that 50 ghost sniper bullets are needed to summon the ghost sniper rifle again.

Looking at the data, Zhou Hao needed 50 rounds of ghost sniper bullets to completely repair the ghost sniper rifle. He was going crazy. It was only 50 rounds short of it, but there were no 50 rounds.

Damn it, you can only have 1,000 ghost sniper bullets in one day, which is too little, and the system is too stingy.

When you don't need it, 1,000 rounds feels like a lot, but when you need to use it, it's very shabby.

At this time, Zhou Hao suddenly thought that if his ghost sniper rifle would be damaged and he had used so many ghost sniper bullets, then his other ghost equipment would also be damaged. This would also require a large number of ghost sniper bullets, which is even more terrible.

Yes, what if you are injured?

Do you want anyone to survive?

Now I suddenly thought that I needed ghost sniper bullets even though I was injured, and I immediately felt the urge to hit the wall.

I have to follow Zhuge Hongchen to go out and wander around later. There will definitely be a fight with those zombies. What if I get injured this time? Without the healing bullets of the ghost sniper, won't I have to change if I get infected?

Became a zombie?

I'm crazy about Gobi, and I used up all the ghost sniper bullets on impulse, your sister.

Zhou Hao's face, which was proud just now, immediately became extremely depressed, as if he had been tortured a hundred times by an idiot.

Now I can only hope that Zhuge Hongchen can provide him with absolute safety guarantee and never let himself get hurt.

Of course, Zhuge Hongchen cannot be injured. If he is injured, he will be finished. His lips will be cold and his teeth will die.

At this time, Zhuge Hongchen also finished washing and walked out of the bathroom.

As soon as Zhou Hao saw Zhuge Hongchen coming out, he immediately rushed to Zhuge Hongchen and said to Zhuge Hongchen with a mournful face:

"Brother Zhuge, you must protect me when we get outside. Don't let me get hurt. I can't afford it."

Zhuge Hongchen glanced at Zhou Hao, turned around and walked towards the kitchen, turning a blind eye to Zhou Hao's crying face and listening to Zhou Hao's words.

"Brother Zhuge, if you don't say anything, I'll take it as your acquiescence. You must protect me."

Zhou Hao shamelessly shouted behind Zhuge Hongchen.

However, Zhuge Hongchen did not stop at Zhou Hao's words and still walked into the kitchen.

Frustrated, Zhou Hao did not chase Zhuge Hongchen, but walked into the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.

But when I saw that those toothbrushes were all used, I immediately frowned. How could we young people brush our teeth with toothbrushes that others had already used?

So Zhou Hao started looking for a toothbrush, but there was no new toothbrush in the bathroom.

Zhou Hao walked out of the bathroom and shouted to Zhuge Hongchen in the kitchen:

"Brother Zhuge, are there any new toothbrushes here? The ones inside are all used."

"It's available in supermarkets."

Zhuge Hongchen was boiling water in the kitchen, and when he heard Zhou Hao asked for a new toothbrush, he replied with a rare humor.

As soon as Zhou Hao heard Zhuge Hongchen say that it was sold in the supermarket, he immediately went crazy again. Who didn't know that the supermarket would sell it, but now there were zombies down there, and he didn't have a ghost sniper rifle, so how could he dare to go down there.

"Oh, do you have any money? I'll buy one."

Zhou Hao also replied humorously, even if you were rich, I wouldn't go down there, you would go down alone if you were a fool.

"..."

Zhuge Hongchen ignored Zhou Hao and continued to do his thing.

Zhou Hao searched the hall himself, but still didn't find a new toothbrush. So Zhou Hao planned to go to other residents to look for it, and brush his teeth and wash his face there by the way.

I moved the TV and cabinets back to their original places, then opened the door and went out.

The passage was still quiet, and no zombies or people were seen. Zhou Hao guessed that these zombies must have been cleaned up by Zhuge Hongchen, so he did not see any zombies.

Staying with a master means you are safe.

Zhou Hao came to the resident who had taken the sheets last night and went to the bathroom. There were two unused toothbrushes there. Zhou Hao immediately took one apart and used it.

Zhou Hao came back after washing up. At this time, Zhuge Hongchen was soaking a bowl of noodles and placing it on the table. He was sitting next to him and watching.

"There are instant noodles in it."

Zhuge Hongchen said calmly that there were instant noodles in the kitchen, but Zhou Hao had to make them himself.

It is said that you can make enough food and clothing by doing it yourself.

"oh."

Zhou Hao responded, muttering in his mind that Zhuge Hongchen was stingy and didn't even help him make a bowl. Although he said he wouldn't be hungry and didn't need to eat, it didn't mean he wouldn't.

Zhou Hao could only walk into the kitchen by himself. He also wanted to make a bowl and eat it.

Zhou Hao, who was used to eating, felt a little uncomfortable without eating for so many days, so he tried to make a bowl of noodles.

Zhou Hao came to the kitchen. There was a kettle on the stove, and hot steam was coming out of the vent.

There were several boxes of barreled instant noodles on the kitchen closet. Zhou Hao took one box down and looked at the brand. It was not the familiar Uni-President, Master Kong or the like, but "Dragon Brand Instant Noodles", produced by the manufacturer of this instant noodles.

It's Longshen Company.

It's Longshen Company again. The car I drove before was also produced by Longshen Company, and now it even sells instant noodles. Zhou Hao can't figure out which company this is from. Is it a new company established after 2012?

It seems that this company was founded by the Chinese people, and it really brings glory to the Chinese people.

I don’t know if this Dragon Brand instant noodles is delicious.

Zhuge Hongchen is also like this. He can just soak the noodles in the original bucket, but he likes to put the noodles in a ceramic bowl.

Zhou Hao brewed a box and walked out with it.

He put the instant noodles on the table, sat down, and asked Zhuge Hongchen:

"Brother Zhuge, what kind of company is this Longshen Company?"

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