Doomsday Strikes Back

Sodia said: "Tugan! Tugangan... Why are you like this? Look at my body like this? You are doing good for me! Do good deeds! Can't you do that? Let me beg you!"

If I were physically inconvenient, I would really like to kowtow to you a few times now, but you have also seen that I am physically inconvenient, so there is no need for me."

Sodia looked at the young Tugan like a piece of wood, without any reaction and indifferent to what he said. Sodia said angrily, "Go if you are told to go. Where can there be so much nonsense? Listen to others' advice."

, have a good meal and listen to me. Don’t make me go crazy!”

The little girl stepped forward and deliberately said, "Have you discussed it? My words are true! If you don't believe it, then throw it away! I still have things to do, and I will make the decision for my youth. I don't want to waste it with you like this."

If I go down, I will really leave! I will definitely not take away any clouds! My time is also precious, just like precious water. Quoting your sentence should not infringe on your copyright!"

The young warrior Tugan faced the little girl in front of him, looked at Sodia's pitiful eyes, and instantly changed from a tough-tempered one to a soft-tempered one! It was as if he had changed into a different person, speaking softly.

He said, "Hey! Auntie, you don't remember the faults of villains. Let's calm down first. Being angry is punishing yourself with other people's mistakes. Why can't you get along with yourself? You must never go through your own mountain of fire. If

If you really want to go, we will stop you. But if you really want to go to the Fire Mountain on your own, don’t you understand that you are going to die by yourself? Jumping into the fire pit? Think about it, we are all living people, no?

I might just watch you die! Right? But...where can we find the deadwood cane? Don't be angry! Tell me who offended you! I'll leave him alone for you!"

Sodia and the little girl simultaneously pointed their fingers at the young warrior Tugan and said, "You!"

The young warrior Tugan felt very aggrieved and said, "Ah! Me! It's impossible! I didn't provoke you, little sister!"

The little girl said, "It's you, it's you! I've never been a good person! What's more, you look like a bad guy! But don't be complacent! You are a bad person to begin with!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Okay! Okay! Little girl, don't be angry! I was wrong, isn't it okay? Forgive me! As long as you find a deadwood cane, I can be a cow or a horse as long as you let me do it! I'll be you.

I will use your oxen to plow the fields, and I will be your horse for you to ride on."

The little girl did not answer the young warrior, as if she pretended not to hear. The young warrior said, "Don't push me. If you push me, then I will really have to use my trump card!"

The little girl smiled and said, "What's your trump card?"

The young warrior Tugan smiled and said, "My trump card is...if you really don't forgive me and are still angry with me, I will really kneel down to you!"

When the young warrior said this, the little girl's unsmiling face instantly became like a flower. The little girl laughed loudly and said, "You're right, don't regret it! Hehe! If you have the ability, you are worth it!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Really, then I really have to kneel down. Can I kneel down on one knee?"

The little girl smiled and said, "I'm still young. If you really kneel down on one knee, then you'll get a lot of money. I'll be your child bride. Are you proposing to me by kneeling down on one knee? Haha!"

You think about finding someone to do things for you! You can't pretend to be like an uncle, right? But your attitude is a bit softened, okay! For my sake, I'll tell you where the deadwood cane is?"

The young warrior Tugan may have been too excited and said, "Really? You are really my angel!"

The little girl said, "I don't want to be your angel. Angel, angel, shit falling from the sky! You must be scolding me again!"

The little girl continued, "Of course the deadwood cane is easy to find! You are so old, of course the deadwood cane is in the secret room of Granny Black, the witch doctor!"

The young warrior Tugan patted his head and said, "That's right! Why didn't we think that even though we were so stupid, the little girl was still extremely smart! Sodia, look, the little girl in front of us is handsome on the one hand.

, on the one hand, she is cute and lovable, so she can really attract bees and butterflies! If I have a daughter like this in the future, I guess I will have to jump off the first step of the stairs and fall to my death.

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The young warrior Tugan said, "Little girl, let's clear the way! Find the witch doctor Black Granny, and go... paraquat?"

The little girl smiled and said, "Paraquat? You thought you were looking for pesticides! It's a dead wood cane! I looked at you as being honest and honest, but I didn't expect you to be stupid! I guess you were born by a pig in your previous life. It's possible that your

Grandpa’s grandfather is Zhu Bajie, and that’s something that’s hard to say.”

The little girl led the way. The young warrior Tugan raised his fist and wanted to punch the little girl, but Sodia stopped him. Sodia whispered, "You are really stupid!"

The young warrior Tugan looked at the little girl and said, "Little girl, where is the secret room of the witch doctor Black Granny? We have traveled a long way, how many thousands of miles are there, why is this the 21st

The road to the Nugget Cave is getting narrower and narrower, and the more we walk, the more crowded it becomes! It makes me bump my head all the time. Look at these bumps on the top of my head!"

The little girl smiled so sweetly and said, "I thought you were a mountain monster! Haha! It's okay, it's okay, isn't there a saying? Only after going through a lot of hardships can you find the Buddha! But these big bumps on your head

, it really hit the spot!”

The young warrior Tugan said, "Just right? Can you tell me why?"

The little girl said, "Look, pimple, pimple, what an auspicious word. If I add a big character on top of these two words, it will be really catchy when you read it! Please read it and try it."

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The young warrior Tugan read: "Big lump, big lump! There is no difference!"

The little girl pursed her cherry-like mouth and said, "You're behind the times, and you're not so light! Big pimple, big pimple, isn't the homophone of big brother big? You're so stupid that you're done!"

Sodia made a "poof" sound, grinned and said, "Haha, haha, it's true! Little girl, you are so funny! This joke is so hot!"

The little girl said, "Hey! I'm just making use of the topic! Stop it, stop it, don't laugh! Stop talking, come with me, I'll take you there..."

The young warrior Tugan said, "How cool! What a smart little girl! So sensible and obedient! Then take us there quickly! Otherwise, I will suffer another disaster and become a big brother! Haha

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The little girl stopped, turned around and said, "Tugan, why didn't you laugh at the joke I told you just now? Who do you belong to?"

The young warrior Tugan asked, "Why do you ask?"

The little girl said, "I have nothing to do, just asking by the way?"

The young warrior Tugan felt very proud of his zodiac sign. He stroked his arms and said, "What do I belong to? Hehe! I'm interested in this. Little girl, you first tell your uncle what your zodiac sign is. He will study it carefully with you."

Research and discuss, I am very knowledgeable about zodiac signs!"

The little girl made a claw shape with her hands and put it in front of her mouth. The young warrior Tugan said, "What kind of animal is this? Why can't I understand it!"

The little girl said, "You are so stupid that you went back to your hometown."

The little girl did this action again, and said to Sodia in the arms of the young warrior Tugan, "Sister, he is an idiot. He doesn't understand the girl's thoughts. Can you guess?"

Sodia was so excited that he opened his teeth and said, "I know this, I know."

The little girl jumped up excitedly and said, "Say it, say it!"

Sodia coughed seriously and said, "Ahem... I seem to have seen this thing before, but I can't remember it for a while."

The little girl sighed and said, "It's really disappointing. You don't even know this! It's a waste of feelings. I'm giving you a chance. There will be rewards for answering correctly."

I saw the little girl put her hands in front of her mouth, and just moved (moved), the young warrior Tugan raised his hands and said, "I know, I know! I will answer, who is saying that I am stupid?"

Who am I really going to be in a hurry with? I am the smartest, the cutest, and the luckiest..."

The little girl said, "Stop, stop! Stop rambling! The flowers I've been waiting for are almost gone! Hehe! Okay, okay, I'll let this beast like Tugan answer this question."

The young warrior Tugan said, "It's the same zodiac sign as mine, just like this!"

I saw the young warrior Tugan making this zodiac sign with his hands above his ears. The little girl wondered, "I am like this and you are like that! They are not the same animal at all."

Sodia said, "Okay! Okay! Let's stop making a fool of ourselves. Little girl, just tell us and it will be over."

The little girl smiled and said, "I am completely convinced by you two, but it is understandable. Who makes you two so old? Hehe! I just did this action to imitate the look of a kitten!"

I saw the young warrior Tugan and Sodia were stunned by the little girl's words. Both of them had their feet on the ground. The young warrior Tugan asked Sodia, "Why did you fall down!"

Sodia blushed and said, "Take your hand away, I'm telling you."

The young warrior Tugan looked along his arms and saw his two hands on Sodia's chest, holding them tightly. The young warrior Tugan put his hands on Sodia's chest.

, and pinched it, drooling and said, "Wow! It's so elastic! Although it's small, it's small and delicate! But compared with a little girl's breasts, it's far behind."

There was only a "pop..." sound, and Sodia's slap hit the young warrior Tugan on the face. The little girl squatted in front of them and said, "Tugan, you are such a gangster. Congratulations, you won the lottery."

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The young warrior Tugan looked at the little girl and said, "Hey! If you win the lottery, you win the lottery! It turns out that when I stand on my head and look at you, the world is still so beautiful."

Sodia struggled to stand up, and the young warrior said, "No way! No way! There is no one born in the year of cat in the zodiac. You must be a greedy cat!"

The little girl smiled and said, "I am a cat, meow! How cute and docile kittens are! In Egypt, cats are the incarnation of best, hunting snakes, scorpions and other animals that harm humans for humans, so I am a cat."

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The young warrior Tugan said: "It's strange, there are still people born in the year of cat in the world? You are really an exception, really a legend. But do you know why there is no cat in the twelve zodiac signs?"

The little girl smiled and said, "The twelve zodiac signs are unreasonable, so there should be a cat?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Why? Do you know the story of the twelve zodiac animals? Do you know why there are no cats? Let me tell you."

The young warrior Tugan said: "A long time ago, that is, Longlongago! There was an animal meeting in the forest. It was said at the meeting that the 12 animals who reached the river first would be selected as the zodiac. It turns out that cats

He and the mouse are very good friends. That day

The two of them discussed it and went to the river together. Who knew that the next morning the mouse did not call the kitten. The kitten fell asleep and went by himself. As a result, the kitten did not enter the zodiac sign. From now on, the cat was very

I hate mice and catch them when I see one. Now you understand why there are no cats in the Chinese zodiac!"

Sodia smiled and said, "Oh! So that's it! Hehe!"

The little girl said, "I am a cat. This is an unchangeable fact, meow..."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Okay, okay, you are a cat, you are a cat, I agree, I approve that you are a cat, haha!"

The little girl made a face like a young warrior Tugan and said, "Then who do you belong to? Just now you put your hands above your ears, I don't seem to understand."

The young warrior Tugan laughed and said, "What is my zodiac sign? I can eat and sleep, I don't like to worry and work hard, I live without heart and lungs, I just want to eat and not be hungry! I am a pig."

The little girl smiled and said, "Hey! It turns out you are a pig! A boar, a sow, or a wild boar! I guess you are a wild boar. You go around everywhere and like to play hooligans. You are just a hothead (

Zaozhuang dialect, gangster.)."

The young warrior Tugan said, "You... little girl, how can you say uncle like that? You are still young, you must respect the old and love the young!"

The little girl said angrily, "I've told you, I'm not a little girl! You should call me old woman! You don't know how to respect the elderly and love the young. I've grown up so stupid in vain."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Isn't this called sarcasm? Why am I still being bitten? How can I call you an old woman? You are so young, don't you know how to bully us? You are pretending to be old and being obedient."

, which makes being an uncle really unbearable."

The young warrior Tugan breathed a deep sigh into the air and said, "Old lady, Black Granny! Then let's just call you Black Granny! If not Witch Doctor Black Granny... I dare to give you a dime. If Witch Doctor Black Granny is

It is absolutely impossible for you to grow up to what you are now."

The little girl said, "Young man, you talk so much! If you really marry a wife in the future, it will make you tremble."

The three people walked and walked around several mud walls in front of them. There was a round iron gate in front of them. It was already rusty, as if no one had lived there for many years. And in the middle of the large iron gate,

You can vaguely see a square iron plate. Looking from a distance, the iron gate in front of you looks like the ancient Chinese word coin (copper coin), commonly known as the copper coin gate.

The young warrior Tugan walked to the copper coin door, touched it again and again and said, "Did we find the wrong place? Is this the home of Granny Black, the witch doctor? Why is there rust on it? Where is the door? What should we do?"

Go in, the copper coin door is so closed! There should be a lot of treasures inside!"

The little girl said, "You are stupid! After passing this door, we will arrive at the secret room of Granny Black, the witch doctor. Aren't we in the secret room of Granny Black, the witch doctor?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Are you sure this is the home of Granny Black, the witch doctor? It's all rusty. Look, the copper coin door is probably more than half a meter thick. Did we find the wrong place? Are you looking at it?

The lock on this door is really strange! It should be said that it is not a lock. There is no lock on this door. This door is also strange, just like the ancient Chinese copper coins! It is round on the outside and square on the inside, on top of the copper coins. Hey, this

What is it?..."

I saw the young warrior Tugan wiping the circular path on the copper coin door with his hands. "Wow! I found a good treasure. Look, there are a few words engraved on it! Those few words?"

What do you pronounce? One character, and here is another one...There are four characters in total, up, down, left, and right. What do you pronounce these four characters?"

The little girl said, "Illiterate! A big illiterate! It's really terrible to be uncultured, and you don't even know this! This is the name of the witch doctor Black Granny!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "You are cheating on me! Where is the name of the witch doctor Black Granny? I still understand the numbers. Look, there are four characters on the circle above the copper coin door! It doesn't read well.

It’s not these five words: witch doctor, black mother-in-law! Little girl, you are still tender, as tender as a cucumber, and it is all water. You still need to learn!"

Sodia smiled and said, "For the sake of beauty, I omitted it! It is clearly the Witch Black Granny on it! Maybe the tree root craftsman deliberately omitted it when repairing it!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "I know, I know, I guess the witch doctor Black Granny is also quite dark and stingy. She may be trying to save money. If you think about it, every word is worth a penny."

The little girl said, "Shh! Don't speak ill of others behind their backs. If the witch doctor Black Granny hears it, I will break your neck."

The young warrior Tugan muttered, and Sodia said, "Be careful with your saliva, it will splash on my face."

The little girl said to Sodia and the young warrior Tugan, "You two, stop arguing and think about how we can open the copper coin door!"

The young warrior Tugan looked at such a solid copper coin door and pushed the little girl aside and said, "Get out of the way, look at me, I can open it! But this copper coin door is designed to be so closed and tight, shouldn't we break it in?"

When we entered, the witch doctor Black Granny might have covered herself to death or trapped herself inside because she couldn't open the door! Then our efforts would have been in vain."

Sodia said, "Shut your crow mouth!"