Doomsday Strikes Back
Chapter 306 The Holy Book of White Smoke
The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "I asked you to take your hand and give you a pulse. What are you doing? You... you are so... you are so... you are so... so bad and timid, so brave, so lustful, so lustful.
...In short, in short, how can you take off your pants in half? Although I am older now and over 80 years old, I am still a big girl after all! You are Xu Qing and Xu
The young man, I am not ashamed of being ashamed! I am ashamed! I am ashamed to my grandma’s house! I am ashamed.”
The young warrior Tugan held the pants that were about to slide down with his hand, and his sweet face (smiling face) said, "Number pulse? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I made me understand wrong and mislead me. I thought you said it was
Let me take off my pants! You should have a report to me early so that I can be mentally prepared. Just count the pulse. Don't play with me, don't joke with me, say I have it
Is it possible that I really have it? It is impossible for me to have it. I don’t have a woman’s uterus and a woman’s breasts.”
As Tugan said, he called himself a vein, "But the witch doctor, Dao Grandma, are you doing it... I'm wrong! Just tell me and show me, I'm not a woman, and I'm not a woman,
I will have a baby! Take my pulse to Ganxiong (Zaozhuang talk, why?)!"
The witch doctor Black grandma was speechless to the Tu Gan. The witch doctor Black grandma really wanted to be speechless. The witch doctor Black grandma was shaking the waves, and "You..., you are so scary, you are really learning"
Yuanbo, you are so talented! When you hear me say, "Take your pulse, it proves that you are pregnant!" Besides, it's not impossible for men to get pregnant in the world! You are not the first one, let's talk about you at all.
It’s impossible to have children, it’s so rude! You’re too ignorant! You’re simply a talent among talents!”
The young warrior Tugan wondered, "I heard what you mean, it seems that there is something in your words. Can I understand what you mean? You mean is a man who is pregnant? A man is pregnant for ten months? Oh, I heard it right! Men are not wrong!
How can I get pregnant? A man has a big belly? That's impossible! Who is the first one to conceive? You barb me (Zaozhuang dialect, la la cao)!"
The witch doctor, the black mummy, caught a mummy on all sides from her body, and rubbed it in her hands, and then the mummy on all sides formed a book like white smoke. The black mummy said, "You are the turtle in the well."
!Wait, I have to find evidence for you, convince you and make you foam at the mouth."
Young warriors, "Dou, do you fight (Zaozhuang dialect, what are you doing)" You are the kid in the well, okay, you are too good at thinking, when will you become a turtle in the well? And I have no innate suffering from the innate
Sexual disease, I didn’t get mad at lambs, why do I spit out white foam! Look at what you said, am I so unpopular?"
The witch doctor Black grandmother just regarded the words of the young warrior as a nonsense, ignored the young warrior, and just lengthened the white smoke holy book in her hand, widened and thickened, and turned a few pages of the book, while the witch doctor
Grandma Black put her eyes on the Baiyan Holy Book and suddenly said, "Why can't I see anything clearly? It seems that I'm old, my eyes are blurry, and I can't see things clearly."
I saw the witch doctor Black grandma looking at the big kettle on the high platform in the distance, and it was whistling. The witch doctor Black grandma left the White Smoke Saint Book, and the White Smoke Saint Book was floating, while the witch doctor Black grandma left.
In front of the calm water, the witch doctor Black Grandma's hands were glowing red, and the two glowing hands turned in circles, gradually two small vortexes appeared on the calm water surface, gradually causing the small vortex to fly up.
Two lenses were formed and flew into the hands of the witch doctor Black Grandma. The witch doctor Black Grandma brought the lenses formed by the vortex and looked at the young warrior Tugan.
Tugan looked at the eyes of the witch doctor Black Grandma, like the big eyes of an owl, and opened the big boss, which scared the young warrior and said, "Good, alien!"
The witch doctor, Black, walked to the floating Baiyan Holy Book, just like the teacher on the podium was about to attend class, coughed a few times and said, "Okay, now we start... If I hadn't had a bad memory, I would have remembered it."
If I live, I don’t have to turn through the White Smoke Holy Book.”
The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, was flipping through the white smoke book in her hand, searching for a long time and saying, "It's strange, where is it? Damn the White Smoke Holy Book!"
The young warrior Tudian said proudly, "Haha! Witch Doctor Black Grandma, don't be in vain. That's something that is not in the world. This is contrary to physiology and human genetics! Now all the earth is extremely born,
If a man also gave birth to a child, then the earth would not be more powerful than the extra birth! Family planning is a national policy! This is said in the book.”
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, only flipped the Baiyan Holy Book in her hand and said to herself, "Where is it? I don't believe it anymore, I have to convince you!"
The young warrior Tugan said, "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious... Take your time, take your time!"
I saw the white smoke emitting white smoke. Perhaps because the witch doctor Black Grandma was reading too hard, the witch doctor Black Grandma was choked and coughed, and her face was so black that it was not yoggled.
Suddenly, the witch doctor Black Grandma said "Ah", I wonder if the witch doctor Black Grandma said out of excitement or loss, "God! Earth, the White Smoke Saint Book! White Smoke Saint Book, I love you
Hate again! I...I found it!"
The young warrior Tugan Road "Damn! Damn! No! You are joking with me!"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Hard work pays off. I turned to page 17350, Article 256, there is indeed a record! Do you believe it or not? If you don't believe it, look! Open your bull's eyes and take a look!"
The young warrior Tugandao, "Corre your eyes off! Your glasses are so big and charming that they are seen and scared!"
The witch doctor, Black, smacked his eyes a few times, and the glasses formed by water turned into two drops of water, fell on the platform, and sneaked into the calm water surface along the platform, and saw the calm water surface.
Bubbles.
I saw the witch doctor Black grandmother holding the White Smoke Saint Book in her left hand, and with her index finger on the White Smoke Saint Book in her right hand, a stream of white smoke flew towards the young warrior Tugan. Tugan only saw it
The white smoke was bounced in front of her by the witch doctor Black mother-in-law and hit her. The young warrior Tugan was choked and coughed constantly, and his eyes were so smoked that he burst into tears. The white smoke fell to a snake, and this one
The snake is composed of seven snake heads, sticking its tongue out toward the earth knot, making faces, and wrapping around the young warrior the earth knot.
Just as Tugan reached out to grab the white smoke snake, the white smoke snake disappeared, the white smoke snake stretched out its body, forming an old movie-like curtain. The curtain was shining, and I saw that the white smoke was like a universal
The pen, written on the white curtain, read the words on the white smoke screen carefully, and saw that it said, "In 2012 BC, a Taiwanese American, Mr. Li Mingwei, in order to reflect the feeling of being a mother,
Become the first pregnant man in the world! Conceive successfully.”
The witch doctor, the black lady, smiled proudly, turned her tall figure, twisted her butt, danced her arms, and said, "You can't accept this time! Do you agree? Believe it or not, I'm right!
You can go to the hell of all ethics and genes! Look! This book is written about facts, and speaks with truth."
The young warrior Tuganhui smiled and said, "The world is so big, everything is strange! I was defeated and completely convinced!"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Hehe, take your hand over! Maybe you won the prize too! You won the grand prize!"
The young warrior Tugan said, "I...I...I...I'm nonsense! Nonsense! Don't joke! But I feel much better and it doesn't hurt! Then you don't need to take your pulse!"
The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, said, "That's not possible. If you really have it, it's a new thing for our tree root country, and you will be famous. You are one of our tree root countries in a hundred!"
The young warrior Tugan said in his heart, "How can men and men get pregnant? Only men and women get pregnant! It's messy, it's messy."
The young warrior Tugan looked at the witch doctor's black grandmother's mouth, as fast as a knife. The young warrior Tugan entered his own world. He remembered that when he was 10 years old, he wandered to the 54th floor of the Nuggets Cave.
There are bright lights and wine, men and women, and there is a place dedicated to men's entertainment, and it can be called paradise.
The young warrior Tugan only felt that he was evil. He didn't know how he came to the Nuggets Cave on the 54th floor. The smell of roasted rat filled his nose. When he came to the door of the Nuggets on the 54th floor, he found that he was digging.
At the entrance of the Golden Cave are three pillars, and the door frame is repaired. A tall sign is hung above the door frame, which says next to heaven. The young warrior Tugan touched his stomach and said, "Why did I get to this place?
Why have I never been to this place? Why is it so lively, men and women chasing each other?"
A drunkard in disheveled arms hugged a charming woman and swayed out of the 54th floor nugget hole. The young warrior Tugan did not see them and was hit on the ground. The drunkard looked fiercely and fell to the ground.
Tugan kicked Tugan's body a few times, spitted a few times, and said, "Damn it, little slut, blocked my way. You poor guy, why don't you starve you to death? Look at you
I got all my clothes dirty."
The drunkard who was about to leave was cursing and asked the charming woman to support him. He turned around and fucked the young Xiaotu a few more times. However, Xiaotu might have been used to it. He no longer had the strength to resist, but he just protected him.
Holding your own head.
Xiao Tugan didn't know how long he had been lying at the door next to heaven. A woman helped Tugan up and unconscious. Tugan opened her eyes and saw two beautiful women arguing, one of them said
"Ajima, it's better for us to stop meddling in other people's business. I don't know how many children will die in the door next to this heaven in a day. Let's go quickly!"
Ajima said, "Scala, you want to leave, what a poor child, what a heartbreaking child. Look at the corners of his mouth are bleeding. If we don't save her, she probably has to wait for death."
Scala stamped her feet and said, "Ajima, think about us saving him, wherever we support him, it is hard for us to support ourselves."
Skara pulled Ajima away, and Ajima shook his hand and said, "He is still alive. I should save her if I am alive, otherwise I will be punished by God. Come, Skara will help me."
Scala complained, "You are looking for trouble. If you have nothing to do, you have to meddle in other people's business, I can't help you! You can do whatever you want."
Scala shook her hand, but Ajima did not abandon Xiao Tugan, saying, "Child, poor child, wake up, wake up!"
Xiao Tugan fainted. When Xiao Tugan woke up, he found that the lights were brightly lit around him, and silk curtains were floating around him. Xiao Tugan just felt his stomach gushing. He got up from the bed and found that
There was food not far away, and I didn't know where Xiaotugan got the strength. Just like he was lost in the desert to find an oasis, Xiaotugan was eating the food on the table with voracious food.
Xiao Tugan might be choking at food, looking for water in the room. When he passed by another room, he heard a woman moaning, and only heard the voice saying "Ah!...ah...so good
, So comfortable! Try..."
Xiao Tugan quietly opened the crack in the door, looking for the direction of the sound. Xiao Tugan only heard the woman's voice becoming more and more rapid. She saw a woman sitting on a man, twisting her body.
, Xiaotugandao "What are they doing? Why do women's voices scream so loudly, and why do they change so many positions."
The beautiful woman screamed louder and louder. Xiao Tugan accidentally pushed open the door. Both of them lying on the bed were shocked. Xiao Tugan knew the woman lying on the bed, and that woman saved her.
Benefactor Ajima.
I saw Ajima put on her clothes and walked to Xiao Tugan and said, "You are awake, child, hurry up, you go back to your house first, I have something to do, will the aunt go with you later?
.”
Xiao Tugan lowered his head, and felt a very fragrant feminine feeling coming from Ajima's body. Xiao Tugan returned to his house, Ajima took off all his legs and returned to the bed of a strange man.
Continue to fight.
Later, it was Ajima's intake that saved Xiao Tugan's life, and Xiao Tugan grew up in such an environment.
As Xiao Tugan grew up, he gradually understood what Ajima and Scala did. They were miserable women who relied on their bodies to exchange for food. They were abandoned women, so they had to say so.
Just embarked on this path!
Later something happened. Scala became pregnant and didn't know whose child it was. Later, Scala aborted the child and fell ill. Later, she died in obscurity. Xiao Tugan attended her funeral.
The funeral is very simple! A hole was dug on the wall and buried it.
Later, Xiao Tugan saw that in the 54th Nugget Cave, the man and the man also started to get along. Xiao Tugan was also wondering whether a man and a man would get pregnant. Until now, he has been confused about Xiao Tugan.
.
Ajima raises Xiaotugan like a child. Xiaotugan grows up day by day, Ajima grows up day by day, and gradually Ajima's body becomes weaker and weaker, and Xiaotugan also
I don’t know what disease Ajima suffered from, and her body became thinner and thinner.
Xiao Tugan took Ajima to leave the 54th floor of the Nugget Cave and left this place of trouble. Xiao Tugan leaned against digging gold in the Nugget Cave to maintain the lives of the two people. Xiao Tugan never called Aji.
Mama said to her mother.
That day, Xiao Tugan was covered in dark face. As soon as she returned home from the Nuggets Cave, Ajima lay on the hospital bed, shouting Xiao Tugan's name in her fragile voice. Xiao Tugan sat down
He was at the head of Ajima's bed and said, "Ajima, your body is getting thinner and thinner! I'm about to save up the gold, so that we can have enough money to see you."
Ajima shed tears and said, "Child, you have worked hard for this family. Look at your face, it is much thinner than before. Don't be reluctant to eat it. Ajima's disease may not be cured in this life. You
Look at how much we spent on treatment, but we didn't see any results. Child, if it weren't for your care day and night, I would have been unable to do so. I'm afraid I'd have died long ago and went to find you Aunt Scala.
These days, Aunt Scala kept saying in her dream, "Let me go with her, don't drag you down, child, wuwu... child, I want to leave too, you are like my own son, I can't bear to leave you."
!”
Xiaotugan Road "Ajima, what I am doing now is what I should do. I still understand the principle of repaying kindness. If you weren't next door to heaven, I would probably have died long ago. You extended it to me.
The hand of hope is that you gave me life.”
Ajima said, "Child, my good child, I know you love me, I left all the best food to me, I can hold on until now, thanks to you, my child, I think I should leave
, I don't want to drag you down."
Xiaotugan said, "Ajima, what do you say, you didn't drag me down. Wherever you go, you go? I will go wherever you go? I will take good care of you for the rest of my life."
Ajima just shook her head and said, "Silly child, I have raised you so old, but I haven't heard you call me mom yet. I hope that after I die, I can hear you call you mom."
Wu Xiaotugan just lowered his head and said nothing. Ajima said, "Forget it, forget it, it's better not to shout, you will always be my good child."
Ajima lay down with a cough, and the young warrior Tugan stood in front of the door, looking at everything that happened in the entire Shugen Kingdom, and said, "Ajima will definitely be fine, why don't I call her mother.
And! Why is it so difficult to call her "Mom"... Where is my mother?"
The next morning, Xiao Tugan packed his luggage and today it was the day to take Ajima to see the doctor. Xiao Tugan looked at Ajima's door for a long time, but no one responded. Xiao Tugan
Pushing open Ajima's door, Ajima lying on the hospital bed without moving. When Xiao Tugan lifted Ajima's quilt, Xiao Tugan fell to the ground and cried, "Ah,"
Jima, Ajima, don’t die, don’t leave me...Mom!Mom!"
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