Doomsday Strikes Back

The young warrior Tugan said, "Haha! If I don't mess with you anymore, I'm going to drink up the purple potion in my hand! If I don't drink it, I'll probably let down your kindness. If I don't drink it, I'll probably die."

It’s getting cold, so I really want to drink it!”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "If you don't tell me, I will forget about it. Just drink it! I want to see how young and handsome you become after drinking it. I guess you will be loved by everyone after drinking it."

When flowers bloom and grass sees you, they will lose their color and become withered."

The young warrior Tugan laughed and said, "It's not that exaggerated. I'm not a herbicide. You think I am a herbicide! It makes the grass lose its color and become withered! You just want to be angry when you say this (Zaozhuang dialect)

, which means quarreling).”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Hey! Drink it, be good! Be good and drink the medicine! It's very sweet."

The young warrior Tugan put the purple potion in his mouth and put it in his hand and said, "You still let me drink it? You did it on purpose! You sincerely don't let me drink it, right? Do you think I am still two and a half years old?"

Are you a child? Be good and take medicine! Let me tell you, ever since I was young, whenever I got sick, I would chew the pills and make a clicking sound. Look at what I am capable of.

Isn’t it huge?”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Ah! You are really capable. I even took the pills! You even chewed the pills. Aren't you afraid of the pain?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Of course it is bitter. Good medicine is bitter and good for the disease! But I also want to swallow the medicine, but...but when I take the medicine, I am afraid that it will get stuck in my throat if I am not careful, so...hehe

!Your purple potion is still useful to me, it’s not a pill, it’s a special potion to drink.”

The young warrior Tugan said, "Then I'm not polite. If I don't drink it, I'll be betraying your kindness. Look at the bottle of purple potion in my hand. The bubbles that pop out look like a pair of hands."

, waving to me, as if telling me, drink! Drink!

Drink me! Drink up your belly and make me younger, then...then I'm not polite! I'm embarrassed in Juejia (which means polite in Zaozhuang dialect)! Then I'm really

I'm so sorry for you, then I will destroy the purple potion!"

The witch doctor Black Granny smiled and said, "You're welcome, drink it, drink it! This purple potion! It's not like wine, just drink it! This purple potion will make you younger and younger!"

The young Tugan smiled and said, "You'd better be nice to me. When you say that, you're already craving for me, so I'm going to drink it!"

Granny Hei, the witch doctor, nodded and said, "Well! You're so boo! If you don't drink it, I'll really regret it. Then you will only regret it! I won't let you drink it."

!”

The young warrior Tugan protected the purple potion in his hand, fearing that the witch doctor Black Granny took the purple potion back and said, "Then...then I really drank it, drank it all, and got drunk."

Rest!”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I've told you several times, this is medicine, not wine!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "It smells just like wine! Hehe! I was wrong. It was purely a slip of the tongue! But I can test you. Do you know who invented wine? When did wine begin to exist?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Look, you are showing off your literature again!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "How can you do literature! You are illiterate! I understand you, so let me tell you about the wine culture! In ancient China, people drank rice wine. It should have been in the Song Dynasty that people learned how to drink wine.

Use distillation to make liquor! That wine! It was invented by Yi Di and Du Kang."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Oh! Okay! I understand! Then I will also test you! Who invented the young potion!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "This is easy! Of course it's you!"

The witch doctor Hei Granny said, "Hey, hey (meaning ouch in Zaozhuang dialect), hey! You are not drunk! I thought you were drunk! Haha!"

I saw the young warrior Tugan put the purple potion to his mouth, then retracted it and said, "I seem to suddenly remember something? But I can't remember it for a while. Am I also suffering from juvenile dementia? Did you

It’s contagious!”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "You are talking nonsense! Alzheimer's disease is not contagious! You will accuse me! But these accusations you accuse me will not work in my eyes! What happened to you suddenly? You

What can happen?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Look at the potion bottles floating around your body. I seem to remember you telling me that the youth potion preparation method requires the combination of these potions to achieve significant effects! If I drink it alone, then

It’s poison! To me, it doesn’t matter whether it works or not (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means it works).”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Yes! Yes! It's all my fault, my fault! I'm sorry, I blame my carelessness! I was too careless! I almost killed you, but you saved yourself."

The young warrior Tugan's face was covered with sweat. Looking at the purple potion, he saw that the bubbles that emerged instantly turned into skulls, revealing the original appearance of the poison.

The young warrior Tugan accidentally dropped the purple potion from his hand, and the witch doctor Black Granny said "Ah..." "Purple potion, my potion."

While the witch doctor Black Granny was crying her heart out, the young warrior Tugan laughed and said, "Stop crying for father and mother. Open your eyes and take a good look. This purple potion did not fall to the ground. My baby is big."

Although the feet are a bit too long, in times of crisis, if you step out, they still have a use, and they are very useful."

The witch doctor Black Granny opened her eyes and saw the purple potion falling smoothly on the young warrior's big feet. The witch doctor Black Granny stopped acting and crying and said, "You are really annoying. How can I be treated like this?"

You were so scared that I almost fainted from heartache, you know?

?Where do I get all these potions? Do you know how hard it is for me to get these potions? You know that these young potions are more important than my life. Just like you, my whole heart

Like a clay jar, it almost shattered on the floor."

The young warrior Tugan laughed loudly and said, "I scared you to death. Why didn't I see you die? You should have been lying flat, curled up, or lying on your stomach when you died! Haha! I only saw one

The poor guy was so scared that I cried and lost a lot of money.

Urine juice (meaning tears in Zaozhuang dialect), tell me you are so old, are you shy? You can’t even make such a small joke! You said these poisons of yours are

How did it come about? It’s actually more important than your life!”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I got these poisons from the magma cracks in the ground. After many times of refining, think about how much risk I took with my life! I paid for it with my life! You said

Is it easy to say that to me?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Which magma did you get it from? Next time I will get it for you for free. I am a warrior and I am not afraid of death! But I am afraid of heat! Hehe!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Only I know this place, but good intentions are hard to deny. Since you promised me to get the magma for me, then I will tell you! But you are not allowed to tell anyone! Otherwise, be careful with your head, I

Kick your head into your stomach."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "You must remember, I can tell you, but you have to promise me not to tell others the address of the magma! I have never treated you like an outsider. You even called me mother, isn't that good?"

Son! Do you understand? Think about it, I even let you look at my own body, making you feel completely happy! You made a profit, I lost a loss."

The young warrior Tugan said, "That's right. I don't treat you as an outsider. What kind of mother! Bad! Bad! I may have Alzheimer's disease! Hehe! If you were my mother! I guess you should be the stepmother.

Come on! Hehe! Although I have seen everything I should have seen, your figure is so good! It makes me want to stop."

The witch doctor Black Granny blushed and said, "You are so annoying! It's good that you know, but don't let others know. Look, these swirling poisons around my body must not be discovered by others. If anything,

One day I couldn't control my mouth and started talking out loud! That would be the end of me.

My secret recipe is gone. Think about what I will do to make money in the future. These youthful potions are the hard work of my life! These youthful potions are my great youth! I have never done many things in my life.

As long as I do this one thing well, it's enough for me."

The young warrior Tugan said, "You are really snobbish! You want to make money with youth potions, and you want to make a fortune with these potions. Don't you know that good things need to be shared by all of us? Except that the wife cannot share, the rest must be shared."

I can share it with you, don’t you think I’m being generous? I also showed you my body, right? The two of us are even!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Oh! But your body is very strong! Just like chicken thighs! But you did share it with me. This is an undeniable fact. I am really touched, but...but

I don’t want to share your stinky feet, your stinky feet make me feel sick (meaning disgusting in Zaozhuang dialect), make me sick, and make me vomit thousands of miles away.”

The young warrior Tugan said, "Haha! You can smell my stinky feet, that's your blessing. Although my big feet are a bit too long, they can treat difficult and complicated diseases, such as not wanting to eat, and

If you are overweight, I guarantee that after smelling it, it will not take more than half a month to definitely reduce the weight of the fat person."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Hello, how are you? Your body is a treasure, so that's all right! I didn't expect that your smelly feet are actually the formula! Otherwise, we can cut off your feet and sell them.

A good price, think about it, this is a recipe, right?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Wow! I still don't want it! Do you want me to die? But you are right when you say that my body is a treasure! I like what you say. You can find the address of the magma.

Feel free to tell me! I promise not to say anything, and I promise to keep your mouth shut and my integrity intact."

The witch doctor Hei Granny smiled and said, "You are right! What a mess, and yet you still keep your integrity! How do you think you are such a serious person! Then you have said so, then I will tell you the secret of the magma!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Say it, say it! I've already washed my ears, and I'm just waiting to hear it."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Why are you washing your ears? Everyone takes a bath, you are really an exception! Since you are washing your ears! Our young warriors in the Tree Root Kingdom, you also know that magma can bring benefits to us living underground.

The warmth can help us get rid of diseases. We have taken the magma

, we can use the soil of the earth to sculpt into statues, just like the dead people in our tree root country, we can plate their bodies with magma, so that they will never decay, but we don’t know that magma can also keep us young forever.

Function, this secret was discovered by me.”

The young warrior Tugan said, "You are always so smart (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means smart)! How did you discover it? How do you know it?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Do you know that it is around our Tree Root Country? Why did our Tree Root Country choose this place as our country?"

The young warrior said, "That's not easy. Even a three-year-old child knows it, because everything we bury underground is gold!"

The witch doctor Black Granny smiled and said, "Hey! It seems you are worse than a three-year-old child!"

The young warrior Tugan asked, "What's that for? Is there any secret in this Tree Root Kingdom that I don't know about?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I can only say that you are too ignorant. In the past, the Black King of the Tree Root Country chose this place because of the rich gold. That was only one-sided, and also because..."

The witch doctor Black Granny looked around and whispered, "That's because the surroundings of our L-shaped tree root country are now covered with magma."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Ah! No way!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "On the one hand, the encirclement of magma has both advantages and disadvantages for our Tree Root Country."

The young warrior Tugan asked, "What are the advantages? What are the disadvantages?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "The advantage is that it brings us warmth and protects us from the invasion of the Mud Peckers. However, the Mud Peckers still found us with their noses. But the disadvantage! I forgot about it. Let me

Think about it, it’s not good to be older! I keep forgetting things, and my Alzheimer’s disease is coming back again.”

The young warrior Tugan said, "Hey! It's okay. Think about it carefully. What are the disadvantages? Others don't understand you, but I understand you! For a beautiful woman like you, waiting is necessary."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I remember the disadvantages...the disadvantages...the disadvantages!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "I remembered it! Then tell me! Your reaction is strange, come on!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Hey! What's the disadvantage? That's the advantage. The disadvantage is that the mud-pecking rat people can also find us through their sense of smell."

The young warrior Tugan said, "I'll just assume that what you said is nonsense! Just pretend that you didn't say it and I didn't hear it! What you said means it's in vain. Later, the Mud Pecking Rat Man didn't discover us and repeatedly provoked us.

Guilty! As a result, the princess of our Tree Root Kingdom also disappeared without a trace. I wonder how the princess of the Tree Root Country is doing now! Is she alive?

Or die? It’s really a dilemma between life and death! By the way, I am also confused like you. Look, I haven’t drank the potion of my youth yet? I think I am really old and confused like you.

Suddenly I remembered something that I had forgotten, so I borrowed the orb from your chest to use. I want to search for the whereabouts of the Princess of Tree Root Country."

The witch doctor Black Granny shook her chest and tried her best to let out some of her cleavage. "What are you anxious about? What are you anxious about? Take your time, take your time. Then I will tell you the whereabouts of the poison first.

Where can I find poison? If one day I really overdo it, I hope I have someone who understands and a successor who knows where to find magma and where to find poison!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Yes! After hearing what you said, I couldn't help but sigh. Life goes by so fast! It can be described as a fleeting moment. Everyone will die one day in the future, and so will their loved ones.

They will leave us and they will all over! We must learn to cherish the people in front of us. We are all still alive now. Just stay alive. Live in our present moment. Live happily. Live with dreams, ideals and plans. Don’t open your eyes.

open your eyes,

When you find out you are old, it will be too late what you are doing! Witch Doctor Black Granny, your life has not been wasted. You spent your life developing the potion of youth! Hehe! However, if you develop it, your death will be worth it.

!That’s you

You have made a contribution to mankind! In order to have a successor after your death, then you can tell me the address of the magma! But it is of little use if you only tell me the whereabouts of the poison! Just tell me the secret recipe of the youth potion.

"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Okay, okay, but you have to allow me to think about it carefully. After all, this is my life's hard work. My great youth has been wasted on developing youth potions. How can I expect to sell youth potions for money? That way.

I can still live a good life for a few days. Look, I haven’t opened yet! But I’ll use you as an experiment! I’m also looking forward to consolidating the efficacy of the youthful potion! I look forward to you becoming young after drinking the youthful potion.

Look."

The young warrior Tu Gan said, "Don't tell me, I'll pull you down, Split Bear (which means parting ways in Zaozhuang dialect), I don't want to know yet! Tell me! I won't be able to find the potion floating around your body until I get to the magma!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Haha! Haha!..."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Why are you laughing so hard? You took Huawanzi (which means stimulant in Zaozhuang dialect). I smiled carefully and carried it away. I won't give you artificial respiration then!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "That happened 60 years ago. I was still very young at that time. I was only 18 years old at that time. I was full of curiosity about everything around me, but I don't know why. Maybe it was because I grew up.

Because of this, troubles also followed me."