Doomsday Strikes Back

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Sorry, sorry, I'm so wvery, I was so excited just now. I accidentally hit you in the face. I also heard a "pa..." sound! The sound is indeed

It's very crisp and very loud. I've been slapped in your face with no intention."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You said the wrong thing! You said it wrong! It was not sincere but unintentionally slapped him in the face, but it should have been powerlessly slapped Oraka's face."

Xiaosanlang said, "Oh! Oh! Look at my mouth, I'm almost saying the wrong thing, I'm almost catching up with the witch doctor's black grandmother-in-law, or... if you feel panicked, you'll be

If we were slow motion, slow motion, I wondered, I originally wanted to give domestic violence to the witch doctor Black Grandma, why did it hit you in the face? Is this a cow from across the mountain?"

Oraca said, "You are the cow? I only know that my face hurts so much, just like a fire. I think you hit my face sincerely. That's fine, let's do it again.

Satellite, slow motion! See how you hit me in the face, but I made a statement in advance, and the advertisement is that we can slow motion and slow motion, don’t be too fast, don’t be too slow, don’t be hit again

On my face.”

Xiao Xiaosanlang nodded proudly and said, "Okay, that's great, hey! Why do you come in slow motion? How do you come in slow motion? I forgot, don't you don't have to be too fast, don't have to be too slow, don't have to be hit

On your face, what you said was very smooth (Zaozhuang dialect, appropriate meaning), that was too simple, it was still there (Zaozhuang dialect, right meaning), I dare not assure you how fast or slow my speed is

, I dare to guarantee you (Zaozhuang words, guarantee means), you can 100% sure to hit your face, hit your face 100% with a few "pa, snap..."

Oraka covered his face and said, "Why do I sound so cunning when you say something! What messy, what can be hit on my face 100%?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Oraka, don't you understand and look down on me? Do you say you don't trust me? I've thought of a solution for you, we can give it a try."

Oraka said, "What's the solution? Let me tell you, I'll think about it and see if it's appropriate."

Xiao Xiaosanlang reached out to pull the witch doctor Black Grandma, but he didn't pull it over. Maybe it was because the witch doctor Black Grandma was too heavy. He pulled it into Xiao Xiaosanlang's arms and said to the witch doctor Black Grandma, "We

The two of them have no tacit understanding. As soon as I pull you, you will float over. Look at you, stupid."

Oraka said, "What do you pull him over and do (what do you mean?), it would be that you two slapped me in the face together! Let's have a couple."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "You are wrong, very wrong! You saw it just now. I pulled the witch doctor Black grandma to my side. I didn't pull it over for the first time. It took me a lot of effort and the second time.

Pull it over, look at how elegant and light the witch doctor Black Grandma is. If it were you, I would have to pull you like this. I guess I have to pull the third move to pull you over, mine

It means that making her neither fast nor slow is like a kiss, hitting your face."

Oraka said, "Wait, wait, I'm still so light after I pulled it over in the second hand! Are you lying to me as a three-year-old child? I'm not mentally retarded, I'm not blind in both eyes, I'm not old yet,

I can see clearly. If it were me, I would probably have pulled me over."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Don't say things too absolute. Practice it to be true. Otherwise, it's okay if we try it."

Oraka said, "Or we're trying it."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said in his heart, "Hehe! That's too simple!"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Okay, that's it?"

Oraca said "Okay, let's start now!"

I saw Xiao Xiaosanlang put away his steel claws and put his hand on Oraka. Xiaosanlang shouted a slogan, "One...two...three..."

An unexpected thing happened. Xiao Xiaosanlang miscalculated. He didn't expect to pull Oraca over and said, "No! Seeing that the witch doctor Black mother-in-law is even lighter than you, what's the situation? How can I do it?

Has you pulled you over? You should be awarded the Guinness lightest weight award in the world."

Oraca said, "We don't like to be awarded, we won't like to be awarded."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Wow! Then what do you care about!"

Oraca smiled and said, "I want to be a star in the crowd, and I want to look forward to that award?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Which award? No matter which award you will give."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Celebrity, star, guess it. It's related to which award it is. It's written in the book once a year. It's like this. It's not guessing it yet. You two are so stupid, they are Oscars!

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I saw Xiao Xiaosanlang and the witch doctor Black mother-in-law shook her head, and Xiaosanlang said, "I don't know, what does this have to do with your light weight? It seems that it doesn't matter if it's half a cent! Well, the Oscar actor is not you

No, everyone croaks together (Zaozhuang dialect, the meaning of applause). You see, we tested the speed and weight just now. If you are idle, I will be heavy, look at the witch doctor Black mother-in-law, who is relatively light in weight.

Then let the witch doctor Black Grandma deal with you?"

Oraka said, "What? Let the witch doctor black mother-in-law go slow motion, slow motion, and then hit me in the face? Is this really the case?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "Hehe! Look at you so happy that you will be so proud when you mention a woman! You can't find it yourself!"

Oraka said, "I'm not happy, don't I understand it's worrying? Or don't let the witch doctor black mother come and hit me. Look at you just now, and the witch doctor black

Where is the mother-in-law? You pulled him over the second move, which proves a problem."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "What problem is proven?"

Oraka said, "It proves that slow motion, you should fight slowly. If it were the witch doctor black mother-in-law, think about her weight, if she really fails, she will beat me into a pancake.

(A more common pancake machine in Shandong, famous for eating in Shandong, pancake rolls and green onions).

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Oh! So that's it! It's okay, just follow you."

Oraka said, "Thank you! You are such a good family, then let's start! Remember, don't be too fast, don't be too slow, evenly, don't hit my face, even if you hit me

The face is OK, but it's like kissing, but don't mess with it. I won't call you, come, let me teach you how you hit me in the face just now, you are

First this way... Then you do it, then I do it, and then something unexpected happened. You "sp..." made my eyes pop up. I still feel dizzy until now?

It was too ruthless and hit me hard in the face. Thanks to you hit me in the face, I might have a thicker face. If I really hit the witch doctor black mother-in-law's tender face, you won't

You have to make a fuss about others! If that is the case, they will have to live and die... they must rely on you and make you responsible for her. You can't hide it even if you can't hide it. I'm afraid you will be responsible for others in this life.

This is a bloody lesson! I just finished demonstrating it to you, and now it’s your turn. Remember the points I told you... Are you sure?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "It's ready. I feel like I'm telling you this sentence. How deep your tone is, how you feel like you are on the execution ground. If you are ready, then I'm about to start."

Oraka said, "Then start! Be careful about Bei's panic (Zaozhuang words, don't worry, take your time)."

I saw Xiao Xiaosanlang grinding his hands, put his right hand beside his mouth, blowing and blowing, and licking his right hand with his tongue and saying, "Then I'm going to start, be ready, slow motion, slow motion,

Here comes! Alas! You are wrong with this. You have to stick your face up. Why is your face retracted into your neck? Just like an old turtle. Be good, you want to be good. I will definitely follow what you said.

Put your head indented!”

Oraca said, "Why am I so unbelievable about your words? Well, my head is stretched out, let's start!"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Yes, just keep a good posture, take a deep breath, breathe..."

The witch doctor Black grandmother blushed nervously, covering her face and said, "Little Saburo, control your speed, slowly!"

I saw Xiao Xiaosanlang raise his arm and quickly press his arm against Oraka's face. Then Xiao Xiaosanlang's hand gently lit up on Oraka's face. He said, "Is that true? I don't have it."

You lie to you! It doesn’t hurt! You have to believe me!"

Oraka smiled and said, "It doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt, but you're wrong. Your speed is still a little fast. Take your time! Try again for the last time."

Xiao Xiaosanlang covered his face and said, "I'd better not want it anymore! I hit you in the face and felt my hands were numb, so I'd better not want it anymore."

Oraka said a little unhappy and said, "If you ask you to hit you, you will be beaten, why do you give me the same thing as the leader of the old woman all day long? Come on, whether it is success or failure, the last time! Have confidence in yourself, I absolutely believe it.

You, you can definitely do it."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said lazily, "Okay, then I'll demonstrate it again! But my hand is so sore. What should I do if it hits you very hard in the face?"

Oraka said, "You have to learn to control it. If you hit it, you will hit it. But I believe in you. To sum up the experience of the last time, you should complete the task perfectly this time. Come on, Saburo."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Since you said that, I have a clear idea, then okay! Then let's demonstrate it once!"

Oraka said, "Okay, then we will demonstrate once, and the last time, only success is allowed, not failure. If failure is caused, it is me who has no relationship with you."

I saw Xiaosanlang slowly slamming Oraka's face slowly, and Oraka said, "Yes, yes, just like that, slowly... Take your time, don't hurry, it's great, it's great."

!You learn very quickly! You can understand it at a glance, you are so smart!"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Hehe! That's who am I? I am the stupidest person in Shugen Country. Although we are stupid, we are diligent and studious, and we learn quickly."

I saw Xiao Xiaosanlang being content with his composure. When Xiaosanlang's hand reached Oraka's face, he could only hear another "pa, pa..." sound. Oraka said angrily, "What's the situation?

This person can't be praised yet. Once you praise you, you will be arrogant. Why did you slap me in the face again! It was the left face just now, and now it's the right face. Did you mean it? My face was all over?

You've made it into a bun shop."

Little Saburo shook Oraka's face with his hands and said, "Not as exaggerated as you said, I'm going to be so full of the sky, I'm going to be the same as a pancake, but you look good like this, look at you're thin, up and down

How asymmetric it is, it makes you look fatter. Don’t complain. I made you fatter. You should thank me.”

Oraka said, "You...you...you...you learned the knife mouth from the witch doctor Black Grandma, but she actually got a master. She deserves to be a couple. I said just now, even if you hit me hard, it hurts very much.

, I won't pursue you, but it hurts when you hit me in the face. Thanks to me, you see that your fingers are rough, and I don't know how much heavy work you have done. If you change it

Others, I guess you will have to destroy others by breaking your slap."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You are the one who cuts your hand? Don't you know that the cuts your hand will win you? Are you talking about me?"

Oraka said, "No...no...how dare I say you! I'm just an example, but you still blame the feudal world. What era is it now."

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "You are sincerely looking for trouble, right? You want to provoke me, right? I don't want to use your trick. Fortunately, I have a good temper, otherwise I would have to play crazy women and tear your mouth apart. I

It seems that both of you have a lack of knowledge. I will add knowledge to you. You will be slapped twice. Telling a story is a compensation for you.”

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "What story? Good! I love listening to stories the most."

Oraka covered his face and said, "What story, you tell me, Xiao Xiaosanlang, when did your girlfriend become my mother?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang shook his head and said, "Shh! Don't make a loud noise! ​​Listen to the story of the witch doctor Hei, I have been not listening to the story for a long time."

Oraka said, "I guess you have read it on the book again, so okay! It's about China, the United States, or Africa..."

The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "Then you can just order whatever country you want."

Oraca said, "You know so much! I'm envious."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Don't say that!"

Oraca said, "Hehe! I've won the award, I've won the award. Look, otherwise you can tell me about men and women's affairs. I'll also review it. You can consolidate it when you do men and women's affairs in the future."

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "What a man or a woman! Is it good to explain it clearly? You are so stubborn and stubborn (Zaozhuang dialect means stubborn and stubborn). Let me explain it clearly, so that I can think of it for you!

Right!"

Oraka smiled lewdly and said, "I'm embarrassed to say it, I'm embarrassed to say it!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "What's there? There is nothing to say, and there are no outsiders. Look, this is the brother who is stabbing the knife behind you, and what about me? You are your despicable and blasphemous girl, and in your eyes,

If you have any embarrassment to say, it’s new.”

Oraca cleared his throat and said, "Damn it, who am I? What can I say? I mean, for example, the overlord is forced to bow, and there is also an old man pushing a cart, folding, standing

Style, mother-child style..."

The witch doctor Black grandmother blushed halfway and said, "Your thoughts are too dirty. I...I don't have any such stories here. Just tell a story with a slap!"

Oraka seemed rather disappointed and said, "That's meaningless, tell me! China is an ancient civilization in the world, let's tell a Chinese! Let me listen to what kind of story you can tell!"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Let me think about it, slap, slap, there is, slap bridge! The legend says that there is a slap bridge in Taizhou, Jiangsu, also known as Yinlong Bridge. It is said that it was in the Southern Tang Dynasty of China.

There is, before Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin became famous, he followed the order of Emperor Shizong of the Northern Zhou Dynasty to attack the Southern Tang Dynasty. Later, the attack failed. The soldiers of the Southern Tang Dynasty chased Zhao Kuangyin, and Zhao Kuangyin hid under the bridge, perhaps because the bridge was too small and not strong.

For the reason! Zhao Kuangyin was extremely strong and supported himself. Later, he left two slap marks on the bridge. This is the origin of the slap marks."

Oraka said, "That's all, it's too little! I'm just listening to it? You're so quick."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, smiled and said, "Don't you want to listen to men and women? You dare to be interested in such stories, so it's rare! You didn't see them!"

Oraka said, "That's right, Zhao Kuangyin is my idol, but it's a great man-made founding country. It's a pity that he died young and died at the age of 50. It is said that he was murdered by his younger brother Zhao Guangyi."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "I don't know, I'm not sure about history. I feel so frustrated when I mention history. But I want to test you. Do you know that there is a festival related to the palm in the world?"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, also said, "Ah! I haven't heard of it. There are palm sections in the world, just rub it randomly! It's really Hu Lianba Shu (Zaozhuang dialect, nonsense). That's it.

What day?”

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "It is April 30th of every year, and it was founded by Americans. The Palm Festival is also called the International Day of Not Beating Children. It is a festival for children to protect them. Reject domestic violence!"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Oh! I have heard of it, and I have a little impression, but April 30 is also the day of Vietnam's return, Mexico Children's Day!..."

Oraka said, "I am illiterate, my knowledge is decayed, and I am still a cultured person with high level and knowledge."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Oraka, don't you understand me yet? The knowledge of the two of us is really different. You are better. After graduating from the first grade of elementary school, I haven't graduated from preschool and can't read a single word.

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The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "It is not scary without culture. The most important thing is that you need to learn and transform! There is a saying in China that the sea of ​​learning is endless and hard to make a boat. It is a very good sentence."

Oraka patted his head and said, "It's been pulled far, it's too far. Tell me quickly, what secrets are there in the Tree Demon Prison."