Doomsday Strikes Back

Guan Erye said, "Where are we going, Captain Jailer? Where is the beautiful sister!"

The jailer said, "Can you shut up? Didn't you see the words on the wall prohibiting making noise?"

Guan Erye said, "I saw it! That's why I whispered it. Is it a sin to whisper? Doesn't whispering mean making a noise? And why is the sign prohibiting making noise so long! What kind of material is it made of!

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I saw Mr. Guan on the No Noise sign. With such a slight touch, this magical sign actually emitted a few colorful light spots. Mr. Guan said, "What kind of magical sign is this? It actually emits colorful lights."

Dots, these dots of light are so small! They are really beautiful and beautiful! Jailer, can I discuss something with you?"

The jailer said impatiently, "Tell me, you talk so much, it's like the water of the Yangtze River rolling up from the sky!"

Guan Erye said, "Then I will say it, but don't laugh at me because I haven't seen the world, and don't say that I come from the mountains."

The jailer said, "Look at your wretched appearance. To outsiders, you could have come from the mounds in the mountains. Look at your gray face, covered with black ashes. I wonder if you dig coal."

Yes, but it’s a pity that from the first day of mining on the earth to now, there is no coal

It's all exhausted, and I don't even give you a chance to dig coal. So what's going on on your face? Oh, Oh, I know, I know. Is there a fire in your house? The fire hasn't been extinguished yet.

After that, with Desigu’s order, you will rush to the Dryad Prison as fast as possible, haha..."

The second master Guan's face felt like it had no skin after being told by the jailer. The second master Guan spat a few times, washed his face, and said in his heart, "What the hell are you doing, you damn jailer, you are a bastard, you are a bully."

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How could I bear such a cowardly attitude before! I sent someone to break your leg without lameness, you are a fledgling bastard, you are a bastard (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means swearing), but I can't give him a hurry, if

If you are in a hurry with him, my dear

Come on, this is his old (in Zaozhuang dialect, a curse word) territory. A strong dragon cannot suppress the local snake, so if I really start a fight for him, I will be better than a mother (in Zaozhuang dialect, a curse word).

Don't suffer the disadvantage of being dumb,

Besides, this dryad prison is not a place for people to stay at all. I have to obey him in everything. If he gets upset, he can make me into human jerky and cut a piece of meat from my leg, which will make him miserable every day.

The spirit has caused the earth to cease to respond."

However, in the past few years, Mr. Guan has almost become an immortal in terms of officialdom and worldliness. He has almost reached the righteous state. If you see someone, you will say something. If you see a ghost, you will tell lies.

, not to mention that there are no ghosts in the world, and Master Guan is like a dog wagging its tail. But taking his second uncle as an example, he got into trouble some time ago.

The second uncle who was in charge of the second master was known as a hoarder of millions, causing trouble and hoarding money everywhere. He relied on his own nephew to be Desigu's attendant and did all kinds of evil.

I got into a lot of trouble a few days ago and killed a golden soldier. If there are enough connections and the background is relatively strong, it doesn't matter if a golden soldier dies. If you kill someone in the Tree Root Country,

Killing someone is as simple as crushing an ant, nothing more than

He gave some hush money to his relatives and family, but the second uncle who was in charge of the second master hoarded millions, killed people, and hung the dead golden soldier at the door of the restaurant. He had his own gang of friends gathering in the restaurant to watch the fun.

, pointing at the hanged golden soldier and spitting curses, maybe

It was because he was drunk. Mr. Guan repeatedly told his uncle who was younger than him that he should be low-key and honest. However, he didn't listen when he was hoarding millions. It was to the point of being lawless. That day at the restaurant, he was bragging about himself.

He said, "My nephew is the root of our tree and the country is dark."

The king's personal attendant, what a big official that is, and my nephew, Guan Erye, is like a fish in water. Damn damn golden soldiers, how dare you bully me? If you don't weigh how much you weigh, what will happen if I sleep with your wife?

No matter what, I just slept like that!"

The more he drank, the more he talked. He said to a man next to him who had a face full of anger, "Scar, Scar! You are my best brother, and brother is hip, so you can pronounce it as Scar, also

It’s a daddy (meaning poop in Zaozhuang dialect), which is a daddy with the buttocks pulled down. Brother, are you right? And we are fate. This is called fate! Fate! But it’s really incredible!”

Scar agreed with a smile and said, "What Mr. Dun said is that brother is your daddy! And it's the daddy that Mr. Butt pulled out!"

"Brother, you said, you gave all brothers the glorious history of brother. If you call me Lord Dun, that means you look down on me. You should call me brother. The love between brothers is deep! Brother, you say,

Did my brother sleep with the wife of the gold soldier who was hanged? Let me tell you brothers."

Scar said, "That's necessary. Brother, you are too vulgar. You are sleeping. You used the wrong words. You will punish yourself!"

He drank a million dollars in one gulp, staggering around and saying, "It's full, it's full! Brother, I listen to you. This is not called sleep. What is this called? You are my biological brother and my biological brother!"

Scar said, "Hey! Brother, this is not called sleeping. Brother gave me a nice name, rape, or a more elegant name, rape!"

Duanwanwan patted Scar on the shoulder and said, "Haha! Okay, okay, I really like hearing this! It feels so good, brother! Think about it, after brother is done, brother will also take care of the trouble!"

Dao Scar said, "That's inevitable. Brothers follow Mr. Dun and enjoy the hot and spicy food all day long. This is all thanks to Mr. Dun and your old man's happiness. For such a beautiful young woman, brother has finished using it. Brother

It’s no need to be such a pity!”

"Brother, have you done the evil thing that my brother sent you to do just now?"

Dao Scar said, "Brother, as long as you fart, brother will know that you are going to poop, which means you are looking for brother! Brother promises to handle that matter smoothly, and has sent Dao Hen to invite him.

The young woman will be invited later. If you see her husband surnamed You hanged in front of the restaurant, she will not be grateful and respectful to you. You will kill her and make her a living widow! Haha..."

He said, "Brother Scar, your bones are full of bad water. You are very much like my brother. This is what I like about you. Come on, come on, drink, drink. The young woman is coming later. I will give you a benefit. Let's

She took off her clothes for the fun of us all."

Just when they were drinking heavily, one of Scar's younger brothers hurried over, lay in front of Scar's ear and said, "Brother, let's run away quickly! If this golden soldier named You dies, God You will The Duke's younger brother, more trouble is worse than less trouble, let's run away quickly! You Shen is coming this way with many golden soldiers, and Dao Heng is also being escorted, coming this way, it is estimated that he will be here soon. "

Scar said, "You Shen is Mrs. Yura's biological brother."

The boy nodded and said, "Exactly."

Scar was so frightened that he sobered up a lot. He stood up, smiled at the brothers and said, "I'm going to poop (which means poop in Zaozhuang dialect). You drink first, drink first."

Zun Wanwan opened his drunken eyes and grabbed Scar's clothes and bag (in Zaozhuang dialect, it's a pocket sewn on clothes). He saw that Scar's pocket was torn off, Zun Wanwan said, "Brother

You go and come back quickly, look at how anxious you are, be careful to pull it down into your pants."

Scar ignored him and almost reached the front door and said, "Let's go through the back door!"

The little brother said, "What should I do if I hoard millions? Do I need to tell him?"

Scar smiled and said, "Let him fend for himself! Whoever lets him do all the bad things depends on his luck."

The follower said in his heart, "Scar, this move of yours is really vicious. You are so good at using this move."

When You Shen's troops surrounded the restaurant, You Shen looked at his tragically dead brother and felt heartbroken. He ordered someone to put down his brother's body and said, "Who is this? Who is so bold to kill me?"

My brother, come on, no one in this restaurant will be spared, I will make the executioner repay the debt with blood!"

You Shen pulled the knife mark away and said, "Where is the millionaire?"

The knife mark seemed to be scared out of his wits, and his body seemed to have no bones and was limp. You Shen said, "Cut off his ears, tongue, and gouge out his eyes. Hang him up and give me a good beating."

Beat him until his skin and flesh are ripped apart."

I saw a few golden soldiers dropping their sword marks and doing what Youshen ordered, only to hear screams one after another.

A golden soldier ran over from the back door and said, "Duke Youshen, the entire restaurant has been surrounded by us."

You Shen said, "Okay! Wait for my order."

You Shen looked at his younger siblings who were crying and said, "You know someone who was caught hoarding millions."

The young woman said, "Even if he turns into a ghost, I will still recognize him."

You Shen said, "Okay! All golden soldiers, listen up. Everyone in the restaurant will kill one by one to avenge my brother! But we must capture millions alive!"

And the drunk man said, "Why did I hear someone yelling?"

Dun Wanwan was about to open the window when a sharp arrow flew towards him with a "whoosh" sound. Zun Wanwan then closed the window and said, "Grandma, here are the reinforcements! I killed a golden soldier and returned it."

If you are not satisfied, I will kill a few more of you to show you what a river of blood is like. Scar, scar..."

Zunwanwan kept calling Scar, but there was no response. Zunwanwan said, "Damn it, daddy, now that you are flying solo, I have to skin you when I find you. Brothers, slap him, just do it."

Just like we play with girls, kill them and let them know that I am not so easy to bully."

The restaurant was full of killing sounds and blood was flying into the sky. The golden soldiers who entered were no match for the millions of soldiers and were beaten back. You Shen said, "This guy has some skills!"

You Shen picked up a long knife and was about to break in when a disheveled man came out and said, "I'm going to kill you all!"

You Shen said, "You just hoard millions."

"I am exactly what kind of birdman you are," Howanwan said. "Those who know how to look like, get out of here. Those who don't know how to look like, hey! I'm going to bleed you!"

You Shen said, "Haha, you have such a good tone. You have such good skills. Why didn't you kill the mud rat-peckers instead of killing your own people? You are an evil person. I have to kill you today."

Zhan Million said, "Hey, wait, the young woman is here too. Are you here to watch the excitement? Just wait, I will kill this person today, and I will repair you in the evening."

The knife hanging at the door said, "Master Dun, save me! It hurts so much! I can't stand it anymore, it hurts so much!"

Ask a million questions "Who are you?"

Dao Hen said, "I am Dao Scar's brother, the brother who followed your order to pick up the young woman."

He said millions of words, "Scar's brother, haha! I'm also looking for Scar. Scar's brother, who is my enemy, go to hell!"

I saw Zun Wanwan's sharp sword inserted into Dao Heng's neck. When Zun Wanwan pulled out the sword, Dao Heng's head fell to the ground.

Without saying a word, Zun Wanwan slashed at You Shen. You Shen did not dodge, but Zun Wanwan's sharp sword struck You Shen's head for some reason, and a force stopped Zun Wanwan from continuing.

Looking further, I saw You Shen kicking Zun Wanwan in the chest. Zun Wanwan fell to his knees and said, "Oh, you kicked me to death."

The gold soldiers took away the sharp sword from Ho Wan Wan. Ho Wan Wan was escorted by the gold soldiers. Ho Wan Wan said, "You don't dare to do anything to me. Do you know Mr. Guan..."

You Shen said, "I don't know, and I don't want to know..."

"My nephew is so famous, it's impossible for you not to know about it," Howanwan said. Then...do you know about Desigu?"

You Shen said, "I know this man. Could it be that he instigated you to harm my brother?"

"I don't know, but I haven't seen him before, but my nephew is Desigu's housekeeper, haha! Are you afraid?"

You Shen said, "I'm so scared! You scared me to death."

Hoan Wanwan struggled to free himself, only to see the golden soldier let go of Hoan Wanwan, who said, "He who knows people is a hero! I think you are looking for death."

You Shen said, "I should be the one to tell you this!"

You Shen waved his spear a few times, and saw that Zun Wanwan was split open, and several of Zun Wanwan's minions were caught. You Shen said, "Cut them all. This will save these scum and more innocent people."

Anyone who is injured will be killed without mercy! Let’s set a fire and burn the entire restaurant.”

You Shen walked to his brother's body and said, "Brother, I have avenged you. You can rest in peace. I hope everything is well for you."

You Shen said, "Guan Erye...?"

You Shen carried his brother's body and walked to his own mansion.

You Shen held a funeral for his younger brother. You Shen came to Desigu's mansion with his golden soldiers and surrounded them. You Shen said, "Hand over the damn second master Guan."

Desigu, who was in the mansion, said, "Who is so bold to seek death?"

Desigu arrived in front of the mansion and saw that the person in front of him was Yura's younger brother Youshen. Desigu couldn't help but said, "It turns out to be Duke Youshen, please come in."

Desigu knew a little bit about hoarding millions to kill his younger brother, and Mr. Guan also begged him many times to save him.

Desi ancient saying: "As long as I'm here, Youshen won't dare to do anything to you."

You Shen said, "Bring the second master to see me, and I will retreat immediately. This matter has nothing to do with Mr. De."

Desi said in ancient times, "Guan Erye, we don't have such a person at all!"

You Shen said, "Is this true? Where has he gone?"

Desigu said, "This... I really don't know either."

Just like that, You Shen withdrew his troops, and Guan Erye said, "Thanks to Desigu, otherwise I'm afraid my life would have been lost." Later, You Shen died in the battle with the mud-pecking rat people, and Guan Erye heard this.

Now that Coca Cola has gone bad, it’s really satisfying! Master Guan is no longer afraid of his enemies coming to trouble him.

The jailer looked at Mr. Guan who was in a daze and said, "Stay there! I've been calling you for so long, but you didn't respond. I thought I scared you silly? What were you trying to tell me just now?"

Mr. Guan came to his senses and said, "Hey! These wooden signs with dots of light are so beautiful. What are they made of?"

The jailer said, "You can't even see this. Didn't you see those magical tree roots on the wall? They are made of these roots."

Guan Erye said, "Can I take some back and show it to them so that they can see the world?"

The jailers patted the wooden sign prohibiting noise, and behind them there was a wooden sign that read "Do not damage public facilities!"

Mr. Guan retracted his hand and said, "Oh! Oh! Then I don't want them anymore. These are spiritual treasures."

The jailer said, "You don't have to tell me, it's priceless! This wooden signboard can probably buy you 100 lives."

Guan Erye said, "It's not here yet! I can't wait any longer. Where is the beauty? Otherwise, I won't go and see her. I think you are too busy."

The jailer said, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? We are almost there."

I saw the jailer leading Mr. Guan to a wall that was entangled with tree roots. Mr. Guan said, "I know, there must be a door behind this, and the beauty must be inside. Hurry, open the door quickly!"

The jailer put his hand on the intertwined tree roots, but what appeared in front of them was not a door, but a transparent glass, and everything inside could be clearly seen from the outside.

Mr. Guan only saw a few naked beauties hanging on the wall inside, and a jailer walking around inside.

The jailer wrote a few words on the glass to the jailer holding the beautiful woman. Guan Erye speculated in his heart, "Is this a password?"

The jailer who was guarding the beautiful woman seemed to have received some kind of instruction. The second master Guan could clearly see that the jailer guarding the beautiful woman had written something on the glass. The second master Guan asked, "What are they doing? Are they communicating with each other?"

?”

But something unexpected happened. A glowing shadowless door appeared between the jailer and Mr. Guan. Mr. Guan said, "Where did the shadowless door come from? When did the door come out? It's incredible.

Already."

The second master Guan only saw the jailer walking in opposite him, but did not touch him. The second master Guan said, "Wait for me..."