Doomsday Strikes Back

Warden Ashi said, "Look at you, Master Guan Er. When you mention the beauty beast camp, you suddenly feel like you have become a different person. Just now, you looked at your cigarette, smoke (Zaozhuang dialect, it's just listless and mentally unscrupulous.

Meaning) you! You! You! You said you are so old, so you are not ashamed!”

Mr. Guan Er said, "Hehe! Which man doesn't love beauty? I am a strong man and lively. As long as you mention beauty, I will be energetic. I am such a kind of person."

Warden Asi said, "You are unchanged!"

Mr. Guan shook his head, and Warden Asi said, "You have no cure, you can't save me. For you! I don't have any hope."

Mr. Guan Er said, "Yes, that's right, I have no hope, hehe! Then let's go quickly! I'm going to see the Beauty Beast Camp. I heard that it's very mysterious there."

The two of them walked to a glass door and Mr. Guan said, "Have you arrived? Have you really arrived?"

Warden Asi said, "It's here, it's really here."

Mr. Guan Er said, "You cage (Zaozhuang dialect, meaning to deceive) mine! I saw through the glass, I saw that there was nothing inside, there was nothing inside! Did we go wrong? I guess we should be

Going wrong."

Warden Assi said, "You're not going wrong! It's this place, we're here in the right place."

Mr. Guan said, "There is no beautiful beast like this. It is empty and deserted inside, and there is nothing."

Warden Assi said, "This is just an obstacle. What we see now is just ordinary glass. Although we see nothing about this glass, this is extraordinary glass. This glass is a big deal. This glass is an obstacle.

Glass."

Mr. Guan said, "The barrier glass, why haven't you heard of this barrier glass?"

Warden Assi said, "Haha, do you know more? Don't rely on your seniority, you must be more humble and learn to live until you are old. This barrier glass is extracted from magma, but this barrier glass is

It's very magical, you touch it with your hands."

Mr. Guan Er was about to stretch out his hand, but he shrank back and said, "This barrier glass should not be like a glass container, just melt me ​​in!"

Warden Assi said, "Look at you, such an old man, you are still afraid of this! Don't worry! This barrier glass will not suck you in like a glass container."

Mr. Guan Er said, "If you have you, do you still have the meaning of Guan Hu (Zaozhuang dialect, it means it works). I believe you. Besides, if my hands are really sucked in by the barrier glass, then won't you beside me?

Who are you afraid of? I am Guan Erye, and I am not afraid of anyone. Besides, if I put my hands in, you will not be afraid of death, right?"

Warden Ashi said, "Master Guan Er, you are really... really naughty!" You are so afraid of death! You are so capable, you still need me to save me!"

Mr. Guan said, "Hehe! Yes, I am quite capable, and this is undeniable, but I am capable of farting enough that you have to admit it."

Warden Asi was too helpless to Mr. Guan Er. Warden Asi hit his head with his hand and said, "Idiot, hot goods (Zaozhuang dialect means that this person is more dull). Idiot, these words are suitable for you.

It's great, I'll describe these words, but you don't deserve it."

Mr. Guan said, "Thank you!"

Warden Asi said, "Thank me, you have a sick head!"

Mr. Guan said, "Yes, yes! My illness is still very ill, and I am already terminally ill. I just lie there, stretching my arms, I left gently, I'll wait for you in front..."

Warden Assi said, "I don't want you to wait for me in front? I haven't lived enough yet?"

I saw Mr. Guan Er touching the barrier glass with his hand. A miracle of barrier glass happened. Mr. Guan Er saw the barrier glass like a mirror. The body of Mr. Guan Er and Warden Asi appeared.

He said, "My goodness, you're going to press the barrier glass! Look at me, I'm so fat, I can't even look at it."

Mr. Guan said, "You are right, you are right! I didn't expect that I look so sorry for someone. I am so sorry for this mirror! We are so fat, so bad-looking.

, Hey, the crooked man (Zaozhuang word means disgusting). Warden Asi, are you talking about what I said right?"

Warden Asi imitated Japan and said, "Hi! Hi!... Mr. Guan is very right and makes sense. We are so sorry."

Mr. Guan said, "You are not sick! Why are you so excited? You're endlessly excited!"

Warden Asi said, "Hey! You're so bad! Don't the Japanese say that?"

Then Warden Asi put his hands on his stomach and imitated the Japanese's caesarean section, which looked very funny and ridiculous.

Mr. Guan Er said, "Don't learn Japanese anymore. No matter how you learn, you won't learn like you! You are doing this action, and the Japanese will kill you all."

Warden Assi said, "What you said is too exaggerated! After so much time, why haven't you pressed the barrier glass yet! Look at us who are ugly in our mirror, press quickly."

Mr. Guan gently tapped with his fingers. His two of them in the barrier glass had their bodies changed. Asi Zhu said, "Look at you, I have deformed my body, my image is all

Destroyed by you."

Mr. Guan Er slapped the barrier glass with his hand, and the barrier glass became transparent again. Mr. Guan Er slapped, "This barrier glass, but it can't be opened! Is there any good way? Why can't it be opened?

It's a few more shots."

Warden Asi said, "Congratulations, you guessed halfway, you can say that!"

Mr. Guan said, "It's so great. I'm so invincible. How many shots are there?"

When Warden Asi was about to say a few shots, Guan Erye was also very profitable (Zaozhuang dialect, meaning quick hands and feet). He shot four times in a row, and the barrier glass changed, and he saw that the barrier glass was

A beautiful picture appeared on it, which was a flower bush full of flowers. The breeze blew, and the flowers swayed around. That was the vitality of nature. Guan Erye saw a flower appear among the flowers.

The particularly bright little red flowers are particularly conspicuous.

Mr. Guan couldn't help but stretch out his hands and wanted to pick the little red red flower. Mr. Guan said, "What is this red thing? It's all in one piece, why haven't I seen it before? It's so beautiful.

, it looks really warm."

Warden Ashi said, "No! You don't even recognize flowers. You are from the mountains! You are really a seldom (Zaozhuang dialect, it means you have never seen the world). You have never seen the world. Remember

Now, this is flowers.”

Mr. Guan said, "Can you see it..."

Warden Asi shook his head and said, "I haven't seen it before. I heard that there are many on the ground, and I haven't been there before. How can I know this!"

Mr. Guan said, "These little flowers are really beautiful!"

Mr. Guan Er reached out and put the red little red flower in his hand and placed it on his nose. Mr. Guan Er said, "Wow! What a fragrant little red flower! It's really fragrant!"

Warden Assi said, "Give it to me, let me smell it well, do I want to smell it?"

Mr. Guan snatched the little red flower, and saw that the barrier glass turned into a black hole, spinning, and the little red flower was sucked in by the black hole. Warden Asi said, "Damn, no! I still

Didn't smell what the red little flower smelled? I was sucked in by this damn little red flower."

Warden Assi reached into the rotating black hole and said, "Damn black hole, give me a little red flower, spit it out for me."

Mr. Guan Er said, "This black hole has eaten the little red flowers, so you don't have that need to do useless work! Be careful of a monster stretching out from the black hole to bite your hand."

Warden Assi said, "It's okay, what monster can be found in this black hole? I touched me, and I touched hard, and I had to take out the little red flower."

Warden Asi said proudly, "Hey!...Huh... I found it, I took it out, and I touched the little red flower."

Warden Ashi took out the little red flower. The two of them were shocked and found that the red red flower turned black. Mr. Guan said, "What's the situation? Why did such a beautiful little red flower change its eyes?

”

Warden Assi saw the rotating black hole stretching out from the barrier glass, covered with sharp teeth, wandering, Guan Erye said, "What kind of monster is this, what sharp teeth are."

Warden Asi said, "It's all you crow's mouth, what monsters are you talking about? Look at the monsters being attracted by you!"

Mr. Guan said, "What should I do? What should I do?"

I saw the black monster stretching out, chewing the little red flower buds dyed black in Warden Asi's hand (Zaozhuang words, the sounds made when chewing them) and then licked his tongue.

Mr. Guan Er said, "He ate the little red flower! This monster without eyes actually ate with relish and stuck out his tongue."

The black hole monster stretched out its sharp teeth and chewed the remaining cloves of the little red flower into its stomach with a few clicks. Warden Asi said, "Stop!"

I saw that the black hole monster might have hid in the black hole out of fear. Guan Erye said, "Warner AS, look, the black hole monster has retracted into the black hole on the barrier glass again, ah! How about this black hole monster?

It came out again, it was so lingering."

Warden Assi said, "I did stop and stop, otherwise this black hole monster would even eat my hand. What? What to do? The best way is to solve it violently.

Warden Ashi stretched out his foot and kicked the barrier glass hard. He cursed, "Damn black hole monster, you almost made me disabled. I want to kick you into the black hole."

”

Mr. Guan said, "You are too violent to win! Poor, poor, the black hole monster was originally timid, right now, right? The black hole monster was kicked by you and became a turtle with a head-reducing force. Don't use such a big force, the black hole

The monster has disappeared long ago, save some effort!"

Warden Asi said, "Grandma, I should bite me, I'll kick you to death."

Gradually, Warden Asi removed his feet and saw that the rotating black hole disappeared on the barrier glass. Warden Asi breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Finally, except for this black hole monster, I'm scared to death, you

What should I do just now? I should do it like me?"

Mr. Guan said, "Look, your method is not good on this obstacle glass. The black hole monster seems to have invited reinforcements. There are many black hole monsters appearing on this obstacle glass! What should I do?

According to the method you are using now, you probably won't work. Because there is a black hole monster that is easy to deal with for you, but if there are a lot of obstacle glass now, how many of you will need

My own legs!"

Warden Ashi said, "I'm not a crab that's inside and outside. Where can I find so many legs? Besides, your legs are idle. Even though you know we are in trouble now, you don't say help."

Mr. Guan Er said, "I think so many black hole monsters are easy for you, and you need help! You said right? Look! You did this matter by yourself.

What a simple thing!"

Warden Asi danced his feet, like a hamster-killing game, kicked the barrier glass and said, "You can't help, okay, okay, but what are you doing?"

Mr. Guan said, "I! Of course I am standing aside, and see how you attack the black hole monster!"

Warden Asi said, "Okay, don't you understand that you won't save me when you die?"

I saw more and more black hole monsters appearing on the barrier glass. Warden Asi shouted, "Hurry up, come and help! I really can't hold on! Help! Come quickly, help me.

Help! Otherwise I would be really disabled!"

Mr. Guan Er said, "What are you busy with? What are you scared? Look at me."

I saw Mr. Guan knocking on the barrier glass everywhere. A miracle happened. The ferocious black hole monster disappeared. Warden Ashi panted and said, "Just just play with me! Why did you see it clearly?

There is a way, but why don’t you knock on the barrier glass? It made me knock it all the time."

Mr. Guan Er said, "Look at how satisfying you kicked, I didn't dare to disturb you."

Warden Assi said, "I finally know now that I finally realized what kind of person you are."

When Mr. Guan Er was about to knock on the barrier glass, Warden Asi grabbed Mr. Guan Er’s hands and said, “Let’s not knock randomly, okay? Blowing this barrier glass randomly will cause death. You just now

I saw it, it was because of your mistake just now that I fought with the black hole monster for hundreds of rounds."

Mr. Guan Er said, "If men and women are not allowed to kiss each other, please let me go, and I promise you absolutely... I will never knock on the barrier glass. If I beat it, I will kill my whole family."

Warden Asi said, "No, you are too cruel to make a swearing to yourself! If you hit the barrier glass, I wish your whole family a hundred years of life, hehe!"

Mr. Guan said, "Come on, please get close to me, and joke with my whole family, otherwise I will be really anxious with you. But look at the barrier glass in front of us, translucent, inside.

Looking at it, there is really no shadow of anyone, there is no beauty, and even half a shadow can’t be seen. It’s ridiculous.”

Warden Assi said, "Stop, take your paws off the barrier glass, I'll do you, you don't believe in people too much. I said, I'll bring you to the Beauty Beast Camp, and I will definitely bring you to the Beauty Beast Camp.

Unlike you, you will burn bridges and go back on your word.”

Mr. Guan Er said, "I am a very pure person. Don't say whether I am so bad or not, can you say something nice to me! I really need your encouragement, even if it's a praising applause! I

Very happy too.”

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Then hold your breath."

Mr. Guan said, "Come on, okay! Then you open the glass door of this barrier! I hope that when you open it, it can bring me unexpected surprises and magic. I hope that after opening it, I can see it at first sight.

Beauty beast!”

Warden Assi said, "Then I really want to open the door of the Beautiful Beast, but do you see that there are many self-defense protections next to the door of the Beautiful Beast? Look at it like a triangle crying.

I've worn it long ago. Do you wear it or not? If you really don't wear it, then don't regret it then! There is no regret medicine in the world to sell."

Mr. Guan said, "It's hard to refuse good intentions. Forget it, I'd better not wear them. After putting them on, look at the body protection. Nothing is so suitable, right? I'm fine, I'd better not wear them anymore. Wear them.

It was so uncomfortable afterwards, I would never wear it. I would never blame you. It was you who asked me to wear it again and again. I had to be very willing to refuse it. It would be better if I didn't wear it. If I go to the Beauty Beast Camp, I would definitely assure you that if I go out

What kind of trouble does it have (Zaozhuang word means trouble), it definitely has nothing to do with you."

Warden Assi said, "Okay! Since you said that, I have nothing to explain to you. I will teach you how to open the barrier glass door! You have to see it clearly."

Mr. Guan Er said, "You can open it with confidence and boldness! I will never smack my eyes."

Warden Asi said, "You must watch!"

Mr. Guan Er saw Warden Asi knocking on the barrier glass door twice, and the barrier glass door actually opened.

When Warden Asi was about to call Mr. Guan Er to go in, Mr. Guan Er didn't know where to go. Warden Asi said, "Is it a hell? Where did you go? Why are you missing?"

Warden Asi looked left and right, but he didn't see Master Guan Er. When Warden Asi stepped into the Beautiful Beast Camp, he was surprised to find that Master Guan Er had already slipped into the Beautiful Beast Camp. Master Guan Er looked at him with a smile.

Warden Ashi said, "Hehe, you are here, I'll just say it! The Beauty Beast Camp does not exist at all. Look at this empty house, there is nothing in it."

Warden Assi said, "You will disappear in a blink of an eye. Your speed and your speed are so fast. Your feet are very quick! You haven't seen anyone like you, you can't wait.

ah!"

Mr. Guan Er said, "Beautiful Beast Camp, think about it, I can't wait! I came in with hope, but I was very disappointed, there was nothing inside."