Doomsday Strikes Back

Mr. Guan found that the cats and mice he had formed with his thoughts were eaten by a big crocodile and disappeared. Mr. Guan said, "Where did this crocodile come from? It was swimming toward him with its tail wagging in the small drops of water."

Come here." Guan Erye was extremely anxious and said in his heart, "What should I do? This big crocodile made of small water droplets is getting closer and closer to me. I should think of a way."

Guan Erye said, "Wow, haha, yes!"

I saw Mr. Guan using his mind to form a fishing rod from small water drops. On the hook of the fishing rod, there was a lively fish hanging. The fishing rod was thrown out by Mr. Guan. Mr. Guan said, "

Wow! It’s fishing! I have to catch this crocodile like you. I haven’t fished for a long time! It’s so enjoyable!”

I saw the crocodile spinning around Mr. Guan. The big fish thrown out by Mr. Guan had no effect on the big crocodile. Warden Asi said, "Hey! You saw it! The big fish on your hook

It doesn't work on crocodiles at all."

Mr. Guan said, "Oh! It turns out you were the one who released the big crocodile. Get rid of this damn big crocodile, or I will be really rude to you!"

Warden Asi said, "Haha! I just want to laugh when I look at you. Look at you, look at you. How can anyone use a fishing rod to catch crocodiles? This is the first time I heard of it! It's really novel!"

Guan Erye said, "Crocodiles are also fish. Aren't crocodiles a fish? I haven't fished for a long time! Do you know which place in our Tree Root Country has the most fish?"

Warden Asi said, "Isn't it in the underground lake? There are a lot of fish there, so it's easier to catch some."

Guan Erye said, "Hey, yo, you know? We are really fish lovers! Do you go there often? Why have I gone there so many times to fish, but I have never seen you."

Warden Asi said, "I used to go there often, but I heard that there were monsters there recently and they ate a lot of fish friends, so my own life was more important, so I never went there again. I have been fishing for so long

Oh, I haven’t seen you either! But I have a hobby of fishing.”

Guan Erye said, "What are your hobbies? Tell me. Fishing is a patient job! You need to be patient and calm down to fish! That way you can enjoy the joy of fishing."

Warden Asi said, "You regard fishing as fun, but I regard fishing as a burden. And what I just said about my hobby of fishing is because I have no patience (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means patience), so I fish

In a few minutes, I would break the fishing rod and throw it into the river. Then if the fishermen were not paying attention, I would secretly pour their fish into my fish bucket and look at the fish in the full fish bucket.

Glowing fish, when you think about it, you will feel a sense of pride in your heart."

Guan Erye said, "Ah! You are so despicable! You steal the fruits of other people's labor, you are so vulgar... I am also thinking about what's going on? Why do the fish I catch disappear every time! It turns out that you are the thief.

The fish thief stole it, but it was the glowing fish I worked so hard to catch. It turns out you did all these things, shameful, shameful!"

Warden Asi said, "You can't blame me in that case, right? Who told me that I can't catch fish, and I have no patience, right? You can't blame me, and you... You should also be blamed. Who told you not to be optimistic about yours?"

Fish, you can’t blame me for this, I can only blame you for being too careless.”

Guan Erye said, "Next time I go fishing, I have to pay more attention to my fish. When I was fishing, I had a problem (which means fault in Zaozhuang dialect). When I was fishing, I just looked at the fish and didn't think about it.

There were so many, when I opened the fish bucket when I got home, there were no fish left. I thought the fish had grown wings and ran away."

Warden Asi said, "This underground lake does have the flying fish you mentioned."

Guan Erye said, "Have you seen it...have you really seen it?"

Warden Asi pressed his nose and said, "I have seen it, I have definitely seen it!"

Guan Erye said, "You have really seen it! Where have you seen it? Where?"

Warden Asi said, "Tell me you're dizzy! You're really dizzy! Of course you're in an underground lake. You thought you were in a magma waterfall!"

Guan Erye said, "I heard fish lovers often say that anyone who sees flying fish in underground lakes will die. I didn't expect that you are still alive. You are so lucky!"

Warden Asi said, "I did see him that night."

Guan Erye said, "No way! Can you fish at night? Are you crazy about fishing? No, you are crazy about stealing fish!"

Warden Asi said, "You are so smart (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means you have not seen the world), but you are a fish lover? You don't even know this! There are many people fishing at night! Don't you know?"

?On the rock wall of the underground lake, there is a kind of luminous insect. At night, the luminous insect flashes and illuminates the entire underground lake very brightly!"

Mr. Guan may have been too excited, so he threw the fishing rod made of small water droplets into the water beads. The crocodile spinning around Mr. Guan ate the fish that was jumping on the hook into its belly. Mr. Guan

I clapped my hands happily and said, "That's great! That's great! If I have nothing to do in the evening, I have to go fishing. I'll call you then and we'll go together. I want to teach you how to be patient when fishing.

and patience!”

Warden Asi said, "This...I can't learn this. I guess when I lose my patience, not only will my own fishing rod be lame, but yours may also be lame, hehe!"

Guan Erye said, "Hey! Forget it, forget it, I don't dare to go with you anymore. That fishing rod has been with me for many years, but it has made great contributions to me! If I really let you, suddenly

Suddenly, I lost my nerve and my limp was broken. Where could I go to cry? I guess I didn’t even have a place to cry.”

Warden Asi said, "Haha, hehe... you are right! But there are also fish in the magma waterfall, I have seen them too."

Mr. Guan said: "Ah!... No way! You are simply weird! You have seen everything, what kind of fish is there in the magma waterfall? Are you kidding me? Think about it, there are fish in the magma waterfall, that's

It’s impossible! If you think about the high temperature, the fish would have been roasted or smoked to death. How is this possible?”

Warden Asi said, "Say, you are blind (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means you have not seen the world)! You really don't believe it. I have really seen it. I saw big fish swimming in the magma waterfall."

go."

Guan Erye said, "Impossible, I guess you saw it in your dream!"

Warden Asi said, "If you don't believe it, I'll throw you away. If I tell others, others don't believe it either. If you don't believe it, don't believe it. Anyway, I've seen it! That only means I'm lucky. I envy myself. I'm so lucky! I

I am so amazing."

Guan Erye said, "You are too confident! It's good to be confident, but don't be overconfident, but why do I feel that you are overconfident? Are you right? Also, I haven't been to the underground lake for a long time. There are monsters there.

What kind of monster? You speak so cautiously (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means scary). After you say that, I will never dare to go to the underground lake again."

Warden Asi said, "I've seen this monster in the underground lake too!..."

Guan Erye said, "You have seen this and that. I have to admire you! You are such a talent! After all, there is nothing you haven't seen before. You really know everything!"

Warden Asi said, "Isn't it amazing? I feel good about myself too. It's okay, it's okay..."

Guan Erye said, "Then tell me carefully? What did the monster in the underground lake look like when you saw it? Didn't this monster eat you?"

Warden Asi said, "I am blessed with great fortune. This monster doesn't dare to eat me?"

Guan Erye said, "Why don't I dare to eat you? Do you still recognize me?"

Warden Asi said, "What you said is correct. Do you really recognize this person?"

Guan Erye said, "Recognize a person? How to recognize a person?"

Warden Asi said, "Because I talked to the monster in the underground lake. We had a very happy chat and almost became good friends."

Guan Erye said, "No way! You are still talking to the monster! Could it be that the monster has become a spirit? You are so popular! You almost became friends with the monster in the underground lake. Oh my god! It's so messed up!"

It’s unbelievable! But I want to know what happened after you met the monster in the underground lake. I am very interested in this, I am very interested in it.”

Warden Asi said, "Okay, I'll give it to you. I won't tell anyone else. This is the secret I made with the underground lake monster. It's not allowed to be told to outsiders, because the underground lake

The monster told me that if he told others, he would expose himself and sacrifice others, that is, if the aquarist sees the monster, the monster will eat him."

Guan Erye said, "No way! The monster in the underground lake has been exposed a long time ago! How can a man-eating monster be kind-hearted? What kind of monster must it be!"

Warden Asi said, "Let me tell you slowly, don't you know? That night, I had nothing to do, so I went fishing in the underground lake. I didn't fish for much at that time, and I felt very excited.

Sleepy, I was so sleepy that I couldn't stand it anymore, so I closed my eyes and fell asleep. Suddenly I felt that all my clothes were wet, and I saw the water in the underground lake was choppy! I kept thinking about what this was.

What's going on? I searched for my fishing rod for a long time. It was on the surface of the underground lake. I looked around and saw my red fishing rod floating into the distance with the lake water. I was also thinking, the red fishing rod

The fishing rod floated away, which saved me from breaking my limp, hehe! But I was the happy one! But a wave came over and made me all wet. I was the anxious one at that time! Pointing at the waves, I

I blurted out curses! But the wave was obedient and made a gesture of contempt. Damn, I was so anxious at that time! I ignored the wave. I saw that the fish friends on the shore were very dedicated and turned a blind eye to the existence of those waves.

, I just concentrated on catching their fish. When I ran behind them dejectedly, guess what I was doing!"

Guan Erye said, "Does that need to be said? Don't you understand? You must have gone to steal other people's fish."

Warden Asi said, "Master Guan, you still understand me, you are smart! But when I stole the bucket full of fish, I also wondered why the fish friend who was standing in front of me was still there just now. Why?

In the blink of an eye, it was gone! I was also murmuring in my mind, wondering if the aquarist had left! But I thought about it, it shouldn’t be! The aquarist should take his fish bucket with him when he leaves! What’s more,

The aquarist’s fishing pole is still there, how can the aquarist imitate me, and he has become a loser! But compared with the aquarist, I am better, not to mention I did not lose my own fish bucket!

At that time I thought, it doesn’t matter so much! As long as there are fish stealers, it will be fine. When I stole another fish from another aquarist, I still looked at the aquarist specifically, but something unexpected happened to me!"

Guan Erye said, "Ah! What happened?"

Warden Asi said, "I found that the fish friend seemed to be pulled into the underground lake instantly by something for some reason. When I was wondering, a long tongue stretched out towards me, and I saw that tongue looking at

Looking at my fish bucket, the tongue weaved into a hand seemed to be telling me, you are so awesome. It also seemed to be saying, stop fishing, you are stealing fish behind others' backs, you are so awesome.

!”

Guan Erye said, "What then?"

Warden Asi said, "Then! I saw that the thin and long tongue coming from the underground lake was gone. When I looked at the fish friends on the left, I found that they were all buried in the underground lake one by one.

The tongue in my mouth was pulled into the lake, but I was not afraid at the time, and I didn't say anything. I saw the aquarists on the right still sitting there, so I ran over and warned them to leave here quickly, but

When I pushed the fish friend, I found that under their clothes, there was only a skeleton left!"

Guan Erye said, "Wow! It's a man-eating monster! It also has a long tongue. It's so scary! It scares people to death! What happened next!"

Warden Asi said, "Later, I searched and searched all around the lake to see if there was anyone alive, but I was very disappointed. There were only a bunch of skeletons left under the wrapped clothes."

Guan Erye said, "These monsters in the underground lake are quite playful! They are so playful! They just eat people. After eating, they put the people away where they were not moving! It seems that the underground water

The water monster in the lake is really not simple, it is not an ordinary simple monster, it can be described as smart!"

Warden Asi said, "More than smart! When I was so scared that I was about to leave the groundwater lake, something unexpected happened."

Guan Erye said, "Speak quickly, tell me quickly, what happened!"

Warden Asi said, "What happened? If you had been there at that time, you would have been scared to death. You probably don't believe this is true! A monster with hundreds of thin and long tongues all over its body emerged from

It floated out of the lake. I was shocked at that time! But the monster said something, aren't you afraid when you see me? I am beautiful or not, look at the tongues all over my body. Guan Erye, you know

At that time, I thought there were survivors. At that time, I didn’t know what the monster said! I just yelled, “Where are you, where are you, survivor, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, I’m still alive... I saw that

A monster stuck its tongue out to me. The monster said, "Who are you looking for? Are you looking for me? It almost scared me. I didn't expect that this monster could talk."

Guan Erye said, "It's so magical! A talking monster. And then what? How did the monster let you go..."

Warden Asi said, "I was begging for mercy in every possible way!" He told the monster, "Please, don't kill me, don't kill me. Let's talk about anything and discuss anything! You guessed it, it's full of tongues"

What the monster said, I almost shed tears of gratitude."

Guan Erye shook his head and said, "Is she trying to tell you that monsters won't kill you?"

Warden Asi said, "That's right, the monster with tongues said, I'm full, I don't want to eat anymore, I'm so full, I'm so full, I saw big bubbles rising on the lake surface,

The monster said, I'm sorry, because I was too full and full, so don't mind if you fart! I took courage and said, It doesn't matter, I don't mind, your fart is quite lethal, look at the surface of the lake,

Those floating dead fish.”

The tongue-covered monster said, "Here, look at you. I've been paying attention to you for a long time. Isn't your family too poor? It's not good to steal other people's fish and things all day long! Stealing from other people's things is not good.

You are not a good boy! You must be a good boy who abides by the law and cannot sneak around. Take all these floating dead fish and it will be enough for you to eat for a while!"

Warden Asi said, "Guan Erye, do you know? I have never seen such a big fish. All the monsters threw to me were big luminous fish. My world was like a rain of fish. It was so cool."

Ah! When I came out of the fish pile, I found a monster with tongues staring at me. I was shocked at that time. What do you think the monster said?"

Guan Erye said, "I'm just whispering to you."

The tongue-covered monster said, "Tell me, I thought you were crushed to death by these fish?" It turns out you are not dead! We will be friends from now on, and we will never steal fish from fish friends again. When the time comes,

Call me if you want to eat fish."

Guan Erye said, "Can we be good friends? Can we really be good friends? I heard you right! What you said is true, you didn't lie to me!"

The tongue-covered monster said, "Of course I didn't lie to you."

Warden Asi said, "Suddenly the monster started crying. I asked why you started crying."

The tongue-covered monster said, "I thought you didn't want to be my friend because you didn't want to care about me. I'm so lonely! I'm so pitiful, I don't even have a friend."

Warden Asi said, "Then I pulled the monster's long tongue and said, of course I am willing. I saw the monster rolled me up with her tongue, kissed me so hard with her fish-like mouth, and said,

It's great, I'm so happy! Because I have you as a friend! If you want to eat fish in the future, I can jump a lot of fish for you with my fart. We will all be friends in the future. Don't let us know each other. It's still me and you.

Please don’t tell others about my inappropriate relationship, otherwise I will easily expose myself.”