Doomsday Strikes Back
Chapter 379 Water Pot and White Crocodile
Suosuotu looked at the arched rainbows above his head. They were so beautiful. Suosuotu pulled a rainbow and saw that the rainbow was floating in Suosuotu's hand. Suosuotu was in his own hand.
Weaving a rainbow, the rainbow changed into different shapes in Sosotu's hands. The Masked Queen said, "Wait a minute, I like this thing!"
In Suosuotu's hands, Suosuotu weaved a heart with his hands. Suosuotu simply pulled it, and the heart formed by the rainbow squeezed out.
Suosuotu's boast touched the heart of the Masked Queen, and the Masked Queen said, "You are so bad! You are really good and bad! You are a big bad guy!"
Suosuotu said, "Hey! Are you the big bad guy? You stole steamed buns and fried eggs!"
Then, Suosuotu pulled another rainbow, just like a ticket ribbon. Suosuotu put the ticket ribbon in his hand on the neck of the Masked Queen. Suosuotu was so handsome, so beautiful, so beautiful
She’s so pretty, whose daughter-in-law is this? So beautiful and handsome.”
The Masked Queen lowered her head shyly and said, "Don't say that to others, okay, they will be embarrassed."
I saw the Masked Queen grabbing a pot of water from the water spouted from the whale's blowhole and hitting Sosotu's face, causing Sosotu's face to be covered with wet water.
Suosuotu said, "Hey, you guys, it's time to have a water fight. I'm here!"
I saw Suosuotu taking out a large basin made of water from the water behind him and covering it on the face of the Masked Queen. Suosuotu covered his stomach and laughed loudly and said, "Haha... Drunk rat! Look at it."
You, Masked Queen, look at you, you look like a drowned rat. You are really in such a mess right now!"
Sosotu said, "Wow! It's so exciting. Why are the water pillars spouted by the whale getting higher and higher! It's so far away from standing high! Alas! Why hasn't it arrived yet? It should be here soon! Illusion Castle
You shouldn’t be working on the lake!”
The Masked Queen said, "No way, have you ever seen any country that has offices above the lake?"
Sosotu said, "That's not true, but I know which country the deepest lake in the world is in!"
The Masked Queen said, "I didn't realize it, but you are really knowledgeable! In which country is the deepest lake in the world located?"
Sosotu said, "The deepest lake in the world is Lake Baikal in Russia. How many meters is the water depth here?"
The Masked Queen said, "Can't you tell by measuring it?"
I saw the Masked Queen picking up an inconspicuous pole from the small boat and saying, "But it's really difficult to measure it now, because we are now above the water where the whale sprays."
Suosuotu said, "Good measure, good measure. I see that the height of the water sprayed out by this whale is about 10 meters. Can you just measure it?"
The Masked Queen said, "What you said is correct."
I saw the small pole in the Mask Queen's hand stretching downwards along her hand. After a while, the Mask Queen measured the height and said, "Okay, the depth of the lake in this imaginary castle is about 300 meters."
About, and what is the depth of the water in Lake Baikal in Russia that you are talking about?”
Sosotu said, "The average depth of Lake Baikal in Russia is 730 meters, and the deepest point is 1,680 meters."
The Masked Queen said, "Wow! So deep!"
Sosotu said, "There is also fresh water from Lake Baikal in Russia, which can feed 5 billion people for half a century. It's incredible."
The Masked Queen said, "It's incredible!"
I saw the Masked Queen and the boat carried by Suosuotu, slowly sliding down along the water. Suosuotu looked in surprise, and saw that not far away was the Illusion Castle, which was supported by pillars.
Get up, there is a dragon in the distance, maybe it has entered the dragon head, that is the entrance.
When the boat carried by Suosuotu and the Masked Queen reached the lake steadily, the boat was still some distance away from the huge dragon's head. Sosuotu said, "It's strange! Why doesn't this boat leave? How can we get to the dragon's head?"
."
The Masked Queen said, "This is not simple yet, it depends on me."
I saw the Masked Queen clapping her hands, and a road made of crocodiles suddenly appeared on the lake in front of us.
The Masked Queen said, "Let's go! Why are you still standing here?"
Suosuotu saw the Masked Queen jumping onto the road made of crocodiles. Suosuotu was so frightened that he jumped out of the boat and said, "I don't dare to kill you, if these crocodiles eat us."
What should I do? Haven’t you seen the man-eating crocodile?"
The Masked Queen said, "What are you afraid of? Look, nothing happens to me when I stand on it. I am not afraid of any girl. What are you afraid of? You are so cowardly!"
Suosuotu just shook his head and saw the Masked Queen jumping a few times on the road formed by the crocodile. He saw the road formed by the crocodile shaking up and down a few times.
The Masked Queen stretched out her arm to Sosotu and said, "Be brave and don't be afraid. These crocodiles don't eat people. They are very docile."
Suosuotu just shook his head and said, "Better not, better not... My legs are shaking with fear now! My legs are weak now, and look at the road formed by the crocodile, the crocodile's skin is cracked and cracked
Damn it, I feel dizzy when I look at you."
The Masked Queen really had nothing to do with Suosuotu, and said angrily, "If you don't leave, will you... Suosuotu, if you don't leave, I will really leave! There are not only whales in this lake, but also sharks?"
Suosuotu saw the Masked Queen walking away without even looking back. Suosuotu looked around and said, "Wait for me, Masked Queen, wait for me, my God! I don't want to stay here."
here."
I saw Suosuotu jumping on the road formed by the crocodile. He swayed left and right, and his body suddenly lost his balance. Maybe it was the crocodile's intention to go against the timid Suosuotu. I saw a few crocodiles laughing.
Yes, a white crocodile said, "We have to punish this coward."
A few gray crocodiles echoed, "Wow, wow!"
The white crocodile said, "Guys, shake it hard! Shake it hard! Shake this coward until he's dizzy."
The gray crocodile said, "Shake, shake, shake to Grandma's Bridge! White crocodile, since we have already shaken, why don't we just shake this coward half to death!"
The white crocodile said, "You are so good at teasing people! Is there any difference between being dizzy and shaking half to death? There is no difference at all! Enough is enough, you have forgotten how I got this white skin.
!”
The gray crocodile asked, "How did you come here?"
The white crocodile said, "It's not thanks to you! It's because of your fooling around that it made me thankless. Later, Queen Ais put a curse on me! I really hate Queen Ais."
The gray crocodile said, "Shh!... Keep your voice down, don't let Queen Ais hear it, otherwise you may not be albinos, but you may become a red crocodile by then, shh! Everyone is talking."
Pay attention to your own propriety."
The white crocodile said, "Oh my god! Why am I carrying such a back! Why! Why is it me who is being punished! Why not you...you...and you!"
Several white and gray crocodiles swam over to join in the fun, but they saw the coward Suo Suotu, who was shaken dizzy. Several gray crocodiles said, "Why? White crocodile, why are you making trouble again? Your skin is really beautiful! Why are you doing this?"
I have to offend Queen Ace. I didn’t expect that you are the pride of our crocodile kind! You really give us a face! Tell us how you got this skin!”
The white crocodile said, "Okay, shake it up, and I'll tell you about my glorious history! Come on, babies! Shake it up."
I saw a few gray crocodiles shaking...
The white crocodile climbed onto the gray crocodile and said, "Ahem...how should I tell you about this matter? I always forget things! My miserable brain capacity! There is no way, you have to let me think about it.
My brain capacity is too small. Hey... I can’t shake it anymore.
, shake it faster! Shake it hard... Oh! I remembered it, I remembered it. Do you know how many men Queen Ace has in total? I guess you may not have noticed, but I am more careful.
Count them carefully for Queen Ais."
Gray Crocodile said, "How many men are they? Tell us..."
The white crocodile said, "Let me think about it, my brain capacity is too small. I'm so pitiful. The first one seems to be a fat man. I didn't expect that Queen Ais likes heavy food! When that man walked past us that day, he almost
It didn’t crush me to death, and I couldn’t breathe for a long time. This is the first one, and this should be the first one.”
Gray Crocodile asked, "What about the second one? What does the second one look like?"
The white crocodile said, "The second one! The second one is particularly talented."
Gray Crocodile said, "Why are you so talented? Tell us about it."
The white crocodile said, "The second one? We thought he was going to step over us for the second one, but we didn't expect that he was extremely tall and looked down upon us from beside us, completely ignoring that we don't exist! We were in the lake by ourselves."
He walked over with his neck exposed and swaggered over. We were all shocked at the time, it was so fucking unbelievable."
Gray Crocodile asked, "What about the third one? Where is Aisi's third boyfriend?"
The white crocodile said, "The third one! The third man is a disabled man, missing one leg, and using a cane. When he passed by us, you may not know that that man has a very cruel temper."
Ah! He picked up his crutch and pointed at us. I will always remember that man because he hit me on the head so hard that I was so pitiful afterward. After he hit me, my belly was floating on the surface of the lake.
Go up and faint."
The gray crocodile said, "Wow! You are too pitiful, and you are too embarrassed. How come you have to do such a good thing and turn your belly upside down? White crocodile, you are so pitiful, you are so pitiful!"
Can our crocodile’s belly be opened at will? It’s really abominable!”
The white crocodile said, "It's just... I'm very angry. I've always remembered it. I'm thinking about the next man. I want to spread all my bad breath on him. I'm always looking for opportunities."
Gray Crocodile said, "Have you found the opportunity?"
The white crocodile said, "I found the opportunity, I found it, but when Queen Ais's men stepped over my head one after another, I started to be cowardly and afraid again."
Gray Crocodile said, "Look, you are just talking about such a good opportunity. You really have a thief heart but no courage!"
The white crocodile said, "On that day, I couldn't bear it anymore. I really couldn't bear it anymore. That day I dragged the pretty face that Queen Ace liked into the water. Haha! You don't know! Give that person to me."
Yanba's eyes turned white, and I felt extremely happy. This is the first time I feel that bullying someone feels really good!"
Gray Crocodile said, "Then... what happened next? How is that pretty boy? Is he dead?"
The white crocodile said, "Of course we can't let the pretty boy die. If he really dies, then I will be in trouble. It only means that I have lived enough. I want to live for another hundred or ten years!"
The gray crocodile said, "How did your skin turn white later?"
The white crocodile said, "You don't know. Later, when the pretty girl's dish was spoiled (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means there is something wrong with the body), Queen Ais held the responsibility accountable. At that time, I was really unlucky for seven lifetimes."
,queen ais
I am wanted everywhere, my life is really hard! You don’t know how miserable my life on the run is! Do you know? Sleeping in the open, hungry, this life is simply not a human life.
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The gray crocodile said, "White crocodile, pay attention to your wording! We are beasts, we are crocodiles, not humans."
The white crocodile said, "I was excited just now! When I was excited, I said something wrong. Long live your understanding!"
The gray crocodile said, "It's understandable. We are the same kind. We are all beasts! But how did you get caught later?"
The white crocodile said: "Hey! How can I be caught so easily? You don't know! This lake!... Oh! I can't say, otherwise Queen Ais made a curse on this lake, how could I
It’s become like this!”
The gray crocodile said, "Oh! So that's what it looks like!"
The white crocodile said, "You don't know! I don't know when I can return to my original appearance. I really want to return to your current appearance! And you don't know, do you know? It doesn't take long for me to be pretty."
Time is dead.”
The gray crocodile said, "Ah! He's dead...how did he die?"
The white crocodile said, "She should have been tortured to death by Queen Aisi. The body of the little pretty face was thrown into the lake. I feel sad for the pretty face! My heart suddenly felt uncomfortable. I have been regretting myself. If I didn't mess with the pretty face,
, and nothing like that will happen.”
Gray Crocodile said, "Queen Aisi is really vicious. Don't forget our slogan, we are beasts! We are scoundrels. Life and death are determined by destiny and are not something we can control, so you want to be more liberal."
The white crocodile said, "What you said is correct! But you hateful guys, why don't your tails wag?"
The gray crocodile continued to wag its tail and said, "We were so absorbed in listening to you that we gradually forgot about it."
The white crocodile suddenly jumped up and said, "Holy shit, holy shit, where is that coward! Where did the coward go?"
The gray crocodile said, "Wow! He must have been knocked unconscious by us, fell into the water, and sunk to the bottom!"
The white crocodile said, "My dear, come here, look at our little heads! The brain capacity is really low! If you don't hurry up and find it, don't look like this coward like a pretty boy! He's drowned! He's still stunned.
What? You... and you... you... I'm really
I have convinced you, how can you be like this! I don’t know that human life is at stake! The other gray crocodiles have gone to find cowards, so you... you... why do you keep wagging your tail! How can you
You can’t stop your tail to take a rest!..."
The gray crocodiles wagging their tails said, "Our tails are shaking so hard that they're cramping and we can't stop!"
The white crocodile said, "I am really convinced by you. You are really...very...powerful!"
The gray crocodile wagging its tail said, "When the coward came just now, there seemed to be someone following him. It should be the Masked Queen of our Imaginary Kingdom. Where is the Masked Queen?"
The gray crocodile stretched out its neck, looked into the distance, and said, "There seem to be two people ahead..."
Several gray crocodiles pressed each other and said, "Let me see..."
The crocodile at the bottom said, "It turns out that it will crush me to death."
The white crocodile lay on top of the other crocodiles and said, "Let me see, quickly... let me see..."
The gray crocodile underneath the white crocodile said, "I saw...there are indeed two people."
The white crocodile hit the gray crocodile with his claws and said, "Don't you understand nonsense?" I also saw two people, one a man and one a woman, walking towards the dragon's head."
The gray crocodile, who was pinned down by the white crocodile, said, "Get up, get up, let me take a good look... Indeed, it is indeed... Isn't that the Masked Queen? The Masked Queen is kind-hearted. She was her when I was young.
She even fed me delicious food! Then the person next to her is the coward. That’s right, it’s him. I’m pretty sure it’s him!”
The white crocodile said, "How can you be so sure!"
The gray crocodile said, "Hey! Because I guessed it too."
The white crocodile said, "I think you just want to be beaten! No, we have to go and have a look. We have to gather quickly and go and have a look quickly."
I saw the white crocodile and five gray crocodiles forming a circle, biting each other's tails. The gray crocodile said, "White crocodile, can you be gentler? The bite hurts my tail. It hurts me to death..."
The white crocodile said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have tooth decay and I accidentally bit you. Long live your understanding!"
The white crocodile said, "Everyone, get ready and start spinning quickly towards your destination!"
I saw a circle formed by crocodiles flying away at a fast speed like a UFO at the bottom of the lake.
When these crocodiles arrived at their destination, the heads of the gray crocodiles were full of stars and said, "It's spinning so fast, I feel like vomiting."
The white crocodile shook his head and said, "Shh... don't talk!"
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