Doomsday Strikes Back

The roommate who courted said, "My goodness, why is there no one? Haven't you finished evening self-study yet? No way! These guys in Qiqi's dormitory never go to evening self-study. Are you sleeping?"

Fu Sheng said, "It's really cold here! I'm so frozen to death."

The courtship roommate said, "Or I'm knocking!"

Fu Sheng said, "Brother, you have been knocking for nearly half an hour."

The courtship roommate said, "I'm knocking."

I saw the courtship roommate saying, "Listen to me the people inside. If you don't open the window, I'll break the window! If you don't open the window, I'll pick up the sulcus egg (Zaozhuang dialect, it's stone

What it means), smash the glass!"

Fu Sheng said, "Disill, this is not a proposal! This is clearly a snatching marriage, brother! I really convinced you! Can we be calm or not?"

The courtship roommate said, "If I don't open the window, I really want to break the window in! This is my last warning. I'm really here, I'm starting to count down, 1...2..."

The roommate standing next to Fu Sheng said, "Fu Sheng, it really doesn't work. I think it's hard, look at mine."

I saw the roommate next to me shouting, "Listen, the people inside, don't kill them, and... hand over your underwear and don't kill them."

Fu Sheng knocked on the head of the roommate and said, "Dirty! Despicable, naughty... How can you be like this? Our image has been destroyed by you. We are not like you. We are very pure people.

, Your thoughts are so dirty! Go... Get out of here, go ask the car, wait for my instructions, when I ask you to play the wedding march, you press the button! Start playing..."

The roommate ran into the car happily (Zaozhuang dialect, which means slowly) and tickled around in Fusheng's car, holding the steering wheel in his hand, and then up and said, "That's...

...Um..."

Fu Sheng shook his head helplessly and said, "Helpless! I really want to kill him with one fly, who are they!"

Fu Sheng was very helpless with the roommate in the car and said, "Talent! This is a rare talent in the 21st century in the motherland! Fu Sheng remembers that this roommate just came to be funny, and remembers that it was past 2 a.m. that night because of the girls' dormitory and

The boy's dormitory was not far away, and the roommate did something crazy, which was to put pornographic films on the girls' dormitory. Fu Sheng had no choice but to do it to him, and he was extremely helpless!"

Fu Sheng turned his mind and said, "What's the situation? This is...you...how many have you counted..."

The roommate who was courting said, "I was so tired that I was hoarse and screamed (Zaozhuang dialect, that is, I was so angry that I was speechless and spoke too much). I counted to 201......Fusheng, what should I do

Ah! Tell me what we should do! There is probably no one in the dormitory. I don’t know where these girls are going crazy, otherwise we will all go back! Alas…”

Fu Sheng said, "Look at you, you have such a little success! I don't know that persistence is victory! The dawn of victory is waving to you!"

The courtship roommate said, "But... there is no movement inside..."

Fu Sheng said, "Knock, knock hard!"

The courtship roommate nodded, as if he had gained some strength from Fusheng. He picked up a mop that had been discarded by someone from the ground, held his hands tightly, gestured to the window of Qiqi's dormitory, and turned around from time to time

, looking at his roommates.