Doomsday Strikes Back

Fusheng shook his head and said, "I don't know...there are so many people eating together!"

Xue Jinghong said, "Let's go... let's go... it's not too early. Let's go have a drink together, women? Just like the clothes you are wearing, you take off one piece for another! That's it!"

Fusheng said, "You...you are so dirty! You are so romantic! You are such a bitch. Let's go and drink!"

Xue Jinghong said, "Yeah! That's right! Wait...wait a minute, I'll call my wife and let's get together!"

Fusheng said, "Okay, no problem, you can arrange everything!"

Fusheng went back to the dormitory and changed some clothes. Xue Jinghong was waiting downstairs.

Xue Jinghong is Fusheng's best friend since he went to college! Xue Jinghong is from Liaocheng. Fusheng found that Liaocheng people are particularly easy to get along with and make friends with, and they are particularly straightforward and upright! I remember when I first started college, I ran for class committee in the department.

When one

After a classmate ran for class president, a quick aside revealed that that classmate looked very much like Garfield, almost carved out of the same mold. Garfield was the best interpretation of the word fate. So how did Garfield realize fate?

Garfield stood on the podium and ran for class committee. This is how he came to run for class committee. Garfield said, "Classmates, do you know where we came from?"

Everyone said in unison, "It came from an ape."

Garfield said, "Everyone's answers are correct. Give yourself a round of applause."

After a burst of applause, Garfield walked around on the podium with his hands behind his back. Garfield said, "Then... I'm going to test everyone, what is the name of the excrement pulled by the ape? Does anyone know!"

Several male students in the corner raised their hands, and Garfield said, "Okay... are we all smart? Well... the student who raised his hands will answer! But your posture is so graceful, but on the battlefield, millions of people

Don't raise your hands, that's called surrender! Well... tell me, what is the name of the excrement pulled by the ape?"

The classmate said, "Call poop!"

Garfield wrote on the blackboard, "Yes! The answer is very correct! But what is the other name of poop? Does anyone know? Please speak up!"

A female classmate stood up and said, "Shout out!"

Garfield said, "Is there any more? Who knows! Answer enthusiastically!"

Xue Jinghong said, "Call me daddy! Hehe..."

All the teachers and students in the department burst into laughter! Garfield said, "Yes...yes! Daddy! Okay then! I'm making a summary! What apes pull down is called dung! Feces! Then apes and dung are combined together, and it's called ape dung."

Fate), so we are here because of ape dung. My speech is over. My name is Garfield. Please support me. Thank you everyone!"

It was Xue Jinghong's turn to run for the sports committee, but to be honest, Xue Jinghong had a pair of deep eyes and looked very much like the star that accompanied the ghost. In fact, it turned out that Xue Jinghong was not suitable for sports.

Committee member, because when Xue Jinghong played basketball, he was not playing basketball, but the basketball was hitting him, and he ran with the basketball! Fu Sheng was really touched when he played with Xue Jinghong!

As soon as Xue Jinghong came on the podium, the whole class laughed. Xue Jinghong's eyes were very small. He adjusted his glasses with his fingers, then stretched out his hands and said "stop! stop!"

But Xue Jinghong's appearance was particularly funny, and the whole class laughed wildly! Then Xue Jinghong introduced himself in a very Liaocheng speech, saying, "My name is Xue Jinghong, from Liaocheng, Shandong. We are so good.

Yours is so beautiful, ours

Yes... Hehe! Haha... What's there? Let me take a look, hehe... There are quite a lot of girls in our class! If a girl's temperament is not good, if a girl has irregular menstruation, she can eat Liaocheng donkey-hide gelatin! It nourishes blood and nourishes the skin... Let's

You feel 18 again!”

Fusheng stood up and said, "Hey, dear! You are here to advertise, right? Haha..."

The whole class laughed wildly again. Xue Jinghong faced the sky, spread his hands, and said helplessly, "Oh, Gadi!"

Then Xue Jinghong walked off the stage.

It was Fusheng's turn to come on stage and introduce himself. Fusheng is really not an ordinary awesome guy. He picked up the speech script! He read it word by word, "Dear friend, dear teacher, my name is Fusheng. Fusheng is Fusheng's Fu, Sheng."

Maybe it should be the one who gave birth to children. I come from Zaozhuang, the hometown of the railway guerrillas, but my classmates may ask

Come on, you are from Zaozhuang. Do you have a lot of dates there? This is a very good question and it is very well-asked. Let me tell you everything, wrong! There are no dates in Zaozhuang. My name is Fusheng, Fusheng.

It is a floating life, and a life may be a life of giving birth to children. I still don’t have a girlfriend. I have several goals when I come to college! Chapter 1

First study hard, then find a girlfriend! I want to have a double harvest of love and study! Girls who don’t have a boyfriend, what are you waiting for? Come quickly! Come into my arms quickly! Come and sign up with me now

Come on! My QQ number is【６９书吧-ＷＷＷ.６９ＳＨＵＣＯＭ】xx! Here

I would like to especially thank my counselor for giving me an opportunity to express my inner feelings in front of everyone! I would also like to thank my classmates for letting us gather here. Please cherish each other's kindness.

Come on! Thank you all! My name is Fusheng, Fusheng is the floating of Fusheng, and Sheng may be the life of giving birth to children. Thank you..."

When Fu Sheng's speech was over, there was thunderous applause from the ground! It was the counselor's turn to come on stage to speak. The counselor's face was smiling but not crying, crying but not laughing. He held his stomach and said, "I made all of us laugh to death."

!I didn’t expect that our department is like a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger! We are all talented people! I hope that everyone will help each other, work hard, and study hard in the future! Four years, there can be many four years in life! I hope everyone will cherish the time and work hard for your dreams.

Let it fly! Thank you all here!”

After class, our counselor may have smiled too much or his intestines cramped from laughing, so he was carried out by his classmates.

Later, Fusheng and Xue Jinghong became very good friends. When they were freshmen, the two of them often went to the study room carrying their schoolbags. In fact, they did not go to the study room to study or study! They went to see beautiful women!

I remember one time, there was a girl in our department who had her hair permed three times for at least a week! Fu Sheng and Xue Jinghong were angry young people! They couldn't stand it, so Fu Sheng suggested that Xue Jinghong write a letter to the girl in the dormitory called "

My confession..."

"My Confession..."

Surprised by the snow

Wear heavy iron earrings on your ears

You can draw your eyebrows as high as you like

Even if you perm your head into an afro

I don't need any confession

Which one has no head?

I'm not having a fever

I'm not setting the trend

I don't need any confession

Which one has no head?

…

Later, Fusheng and Xue Jinghong sent this letter to the girls in that dormitory. Later, the girls in that dormitory gathered together. As the saying goes, unity is powerful. They chased Fusheng and Xue Jinghong throughout the campus.

Run, haha! In the end, they became very good friends, and from then on, that girl never had a perm again! Maybe it was Fu Sheng and Xue Jinghong’s credit! It’s really the so-called contribution!

But Fusheng was rarely in school, but in his freshman year, many strange things happened in school. For example, in the first semester of freshman year, for some reason, there was a girl who was particularly scary. On that day, they were

When I went to sociology, I only saw that

The girl kicked the door open with a "bang..." sound, causing the social studies teacher to drop the chalk on the ground. The social studies teacher was stunned on the spot, but the social studies teacher looked very much like a little goldfish.

The clothes he was wearing were more like it.

I saw the female classmate with disheveled hair and messy clothes sitting in the front row. The sociology teacher continued to teach her class. She glanced at the female classmate from time to time. Later, the female classmate suddenly stood up.

, with lipstick on the table, writing "Fuck you!..."

Then he put on his lipstick, opened the classroom door, and walked away with a "bang..." sound. The social studies teacher said, "Hey... what a pity, poor child, what kind of disease does this have! Could it be that he doesn't get along with the others?"

,depression!"

Everyone who was in the dormitory with the girl stood up and spoke actively, "Teacher, dear teacher, maybe you don't know, maybe you really don't know, we are in the same dormitory with him, and you don't even know how we live."

, I can just use my nose and cry when I say it!"

Teacher Little Goldfish said, "Classmate, don't get excited. Speak slowly and tell me what's going on?"

The female classmate said, "Hey... that girl was not like this before. Was she too introverted? She usually doesn't like to talk much, but her body is getting fatter and fatter, and she is doing more and more extreme behaviors.

, so that all of us in the dormitory can’t stand it! We are all now

I'm afraid of her, I'm scared to death! Especially at night, she sings and dances! It's annoying when you think about it! I don't know what's wrong with her! Hey... we live in this dormitory, you can't imagine that we are

Such suffering! It makes us miserable!”

The little goldfish teacher said, "Don't be excited... It's okay. Don't be afraid! That girl is suffering from depression! It should be caused by being too introverted. Tell your counselor quickly and ask your counselor to notify her parents as soon as possible.

They should give the girl early treatment as soon as possible! Otherwise, if time passes, the girl may not be saved! She will probably become a fool by then! Or in more serious cases, she will become a lunatic!"

The little goldfish teacher said, "Hey... think about how such a good child could get such a disease. Is this girl often hurting herself?"

The girls in the same dormitory said, "Yes, teacher, you are right!"

The little goldfish teacher said, "Hey! I am also a counselor at the West Campus of the university, and there is such a girl in our department! But that girl committed suicide several times! I have comforted her several times! But that girl doesn't have to

Depression is caused by homosexuality!”

As soon as Mr. Little Goldfish said what he said, the students were in awe and all said, "Homosexuality is so scary! It's so scary! ... How can a girl like a girl?"

The little goldfish teacher said, "That girl likes a girl from our family, hey! You may not know, but that girl rejected that gay girl, so she hates sex! So she commits suicide again and again! I have done it to her several times.

I tried counseling, but it didn’t help at all! In fact, we don’t need to talk about being angry. In fact,

It’s nothing! Right... Look at foreign countries, gays and lesbians can get married. What’s the point of that, right? As long as you are willing to do so, everything will be fine! So let’s all not look at a person with colored eyes. Okay.

La, today’s class is over! After a while, everyone will prepare for the final open-book exam!”

Fu Sheng said, "Open book exam? Teacher? What is an open book exam!"

The little goldfish teacher said, "Ahem... Open book exam? That means picking up the textbook and copying the books during the exam! If you can't get 90 points, you are really stupid."

When the little goldfish teacher said this, the students all jumped up with excitement. The social studies teacher who was about to go out turned around and said, "Look...look...look at the future of you people! Isn't that right?"

An open-book exam? As for that?”

Fusheng took a long time to change clothes. Maybe Xue Jinghong waited too long. Xue Jinghong shouted to the window, "Fusheng, look at your ink marks, hurry up! I gave them to my wife and that girl Dan Danqing."

That’s it! Success or failure depends on this! Your happiness is up to you, so hurry up! Look at your ink marks, you want to freeze me to death!"

Fusheng came downstairs chirping, Xue Jinghong glanced at Fusheng and said, "Damn, brother, come on, aren't you cold? What kind of song are you singing! You are so charming! Aren't you afraid of the cold? You

Wearing big pants on your upper body! Wearing a down jacket on your upper body, you are so weird! The cold wind is howling, but you are not cold! Looking at you, I feel so cold!"

Fusheng said, "It's okay... let's go! My world is summer, not cold! You have forgotten that I love winter swimming the most. What does this little wind mean? What if it snows now?"

Xue Jinghong said, "I faint! What do you want? If this matter comes to light, don't blame me. That Danqing girl has already told my wife that she likes you! So you should take the initiative when the time comes! That's a

Good girl! Behave well

Get off yourself! Brace yourself, I told you, Mi Yu is beautiful, but too short, not suitable for you. Look at Dan Danqing, she is tall and has a good figure. You two are together.

, it can be said that they are a perfect match! Right!"

Fusheng said, "I know that girl... but I can't remember her appearance. I really can't remember her appearance! Don't forget, Xue Jinghong, that time you said you would introduce me to someone, but you... let's go and talk to that girl

When the girl met, she almost scared me to death!"

Xue Jinghong said, "Where is that? I'll tell you! I'm very tall! There's nothing wrong with that!"

Fusheng said, "Yes... there is nothing wrong with this!"

Xue Jinghong said, "Let me tell you! That girl has big breasts! There's nothing wrong with that!"

Fusheng said, "There is nothing wrong with this! But after I saw that girl, you know what? I wanted to cry without tears! She was too fat, and her fat body was seriously deformed."

Xue Jinghong said, "That girl is so nice! It's hard to find her even with a lantern! But she practices weightlifting in our school. Think about it, how exciting she is!"

Fusheng said, "Go...go...I must have been tricked by your devil again this time!"

Xue Jinghong said, "We are buddies, right?"

Fu Sheng said, "Yes! ...Best friends forever!"

Xue Jinghong said, "Then...then if we are good buddies, do you believe me?"

Fusheng said, "Believe it, of course I believe it! Let's go! Go and have a look... It's good to get to know each other!"

Xue Jinghong said, "Is that right? I can guarantee that you will definitely fall in love with that girl by getting to know her!"

Fusheng said, "This is not good! I am not being sentimental anymore, I am betraying you."

Xue Jinghong said, "Look... Fu Sheng, you are thinking too much! You have to be prepared. If this... what... Mi Yu is not suitable for you, seize the time to kick her."

There are alternate members! Right? Believe me, you’re right!”

Fusheng said, "Oh! That's right!"

Xue Jinghong said, "That's right, great poet on campus! We made an appointment to meet in the park. They must have arrived a long time ago. Hurry up, don't keep the girls waiting. There is no reason for girls to wait for boys, right?

wrong!"

The phone on Xue Jinghong's end rang. Fusheng leaned closer to listen. Xue Jinghong's voice sounded like a girl and said, "Honey, we'll be there soon! Right now..."

The other end of the phone said, "Hurry up? We are freezing to death. We are almost frozen into a freezer!"

Xue Jinghong said, "Honey, I'll be here soon, and Fu Sheng will be here soon. Right now..."

Dan Danqing and Xue Jinghong's wife saw Xue Jinghong and Fusheng walking towards them in a hurry. Xue Jinghong's wife Jing'an said to Dan Danqing, "They are coming! They are coming!"

Dan Danqing said, "Where is it? Where is it? Why can't I see clearly!"

Jing'an said, "Isn't this nothing? Don't get excited!"

Dan Danqing said, "Sister Jing'an, why am I not excited? That is the great talent on our campus!"

Jing'an said, "That's weird, why is Fusheng not wearing pants?"

Dan Danqing said, "No way! How could you not wear pants!"

Jing'an said, "Wrong, wrong! Wearing pants! Big pants! Fusheng is really stylish! He is so graceful. If only... if only... I would have met Fusheng earlier, so that I could have the opportunity to pursue Fusheng."

Oh, hey...who let me not have that fate! Who let that guy Xue Jinghong strike first!"

Dan Danqing said, "Haha... Sister Jing'an, there's nothing wrong with Xue Jinghong! Right! Leave some opportunities for girls! I saw Fu Sheng, he's so handsome! I just like him like that, I don't know...

…I don’t know if Fusheng likes me or not!”

Jing'an said, "I heard from Xue Jinghong that Fusheng is interested in you! Haha... Let's talk about it later, sister!"

Xue Jinghong ran over, and Xue Jinghong said, "Jing'an, I've brought Fusheng, and I'll wait for you to comment."

Jing'an said, "Xue Jinghong, where are you... Fusheng!"

Xue Jinghong said, "Just behind me!"

Dang Xue Jinghong turned his head and said, "Damn, where's Fusheng? What a mess! Lost it!"

It turned out that Fusheng went to the roadside and bought four cups of hot drinks. Fusheng drank and walked towards Jing'an and the others.