Doomsday Wonderland

For an evolver who has advanced to Lin Sanjiu's level, trying to steal money from ordinary people is basically as difficult as a boxing champion deciding to slap a baby. After all, what could be found in an ordinary bank that could threaten the safety of the two of them? gun? stun gun? Cameras, or swarming police |

Unless the bank teller suddenly pulls out an intercontinental missile, for the two of them, "checking out locations" and "planning" in advance are just a waste of time...

At least, that's what Lin Sanjiu thought before entering the bank.

She didn't expect that she was only halfway through the robbery, and just after the robbers had been cared for by the hostages for five minutes, several Evolvers would walk in at the door one after another.

"I think,"

At this time, the two of them were squatting next to each other, and Bohemia's hot breath hit her ears: "...You don't have any dignity as an evolved person. One day, you will embarrass your mother." ."

Lin Sanjiu swallowed her anger and said nothing.

When the two robbers were arguing and almost starting a fight, the twenty or so hostages took the opportunity to scatter in the blink of an eye, and they were all gone. Now the small hall is empty. Apart from the two of them, there are only a few people who have just slipped in through the narrow door. Behind the first man, another man and a woman followed, although they were dressed in different styles. Different, but undoubtedly both evolvers.

"Strange,"

The man in the head was wearing an old leather jacket, and it looked like he hadn't washed his hair in several days. He stopped between several small counters and looked back and forth a few times: "...The police call I received just now did say that two mentally ill people came here."

He was only a few meters away from the two of them, and Bohemia suddenly fell silent. The two heads were squeezed together, and each secretly complained that the other took up too much space. In just a few breaths, Lin After three drinks, she was slapped on the elbow several times.

"Let me see."

The young woman with long straight black hair spun around in the small hall with her heels clicking; her calves wrapped in tight pants passed before their eyes several times.

"I didn't see it," she said with a naturally deep voice. "Did he run away before we came?"

"Impossible, there is no such record for every entrance and exit." Old Leather Jacket's eyes stayed on a watch-shaped screen for a while, and he sighed. "But these mental patients have many tricks. Maybe they used some method to escape."

"Otherwise,"

The third person spoke up - although he looked young, his eyelids were half drooped and he looked low on energy. It would be an exaggeration to say that he was still hungover. The coffee in his hand didn't seem to be of any help: "...let's ask the two people in this tent if they saw anything."

Bohemia and Lin Sanjiu raised their heads at the same time.

Her long, straight black hair bent over, and her hair fell smoothly from her shoulders. There was no expression on her slightly tanned face, and she asked the two of them in a business-like tone: "Did you see any mentally ill person leave here just now?"

A pointed tent was sitting in the middle of the small hall, with two heads sticking out side by side from the middle of the tent door. It had been quite a while since their eyes had been following a few evolvers coming and going in the small hall just now - the evolvers just walked around the tent a few times without even looking at the two of them; now suddenly When asked about her head, Bohemia couldn't help but make a "goo" sound from her throat.

"We don't know either,"

Lin Sanjiu secretly patted her and smiled at the evolvers: "When everyone ran away just now, maybe the mental patient went out with the crowd, right?"

"It's not impossible to pretend to be a citizen..." The long black hair stood up straight and said thoughtfully.

"We can't let them run around outside and disturb the citizens." Old Leather Jacket took out a walkie-talkie from his pocket. "We are in this line of work and must be responsible... Let's go back and pick up the guys from several nearby branches." Call them all and put out a wanted notice."

"Thank you for your cooperation." Before leaving, the long straight black hair did not forget to say to the two heads in the tent: "Don't stay here for too long. Today is a good day. If you apply for a house, It will be out soon.”

This was the second time I heard someone say "Today is a good day" - under Bohemia's glare, Lin Sanjiu nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, you're welcome! It's the responsibility of citizens... …You guys walk slowly.”

When several people approached the narrow door, she suddenly shouted again: "That--officer, I want to ask something!"

"What?" Old Leather Jacket turned his head.

"Excuse me..." Lin Sanjiu thought about it for a while, a little unsure of how to ask what she wanted to ask without arousing suspicion. After hesitating for a long time, the last thing she asked was: "You are a police officer?" ...Is it, is it your ideal? Are you happy doing it?"

"What's wrong with you? You want to be a life coach for others?" Bohemia immediately came up and complained angrily, "They want to leave, why don't you let them leave quickly!"

...There is really no tacit understanding at all.

Since they can teleport to the world six months before the end, of course other evolvers can too; but the question is, why do these people choose to be policemen here?

But if you ask this directly, if the answer is some kind of reason that everyone in the local area knows, wouldn't it expose the fact that they are foreigners?

Judging from the expressions of the evolved police officers, it seemed that they didn't expect that when they came out to arrest mentally ill people, they would encounter such a problem that faced their souls. "Ah?" Hei Changzhi was stunned, "I'm...happy, right? I'm not unhappy anyway."

"What can we do to make a living?" the energetic young man yawned, "just like some people have become dentists and accountants without knowing it... This is what we are told to do."

Evolved people will indeed be efficient and good policemen in the society of ordinary people.

However, they all want to live in this ordinary society. Such a comparison shows that the moral standards of Lin Sanjiu and Lin Sanjiu are particularly low; people know that when they are looking for a job, the two of them will only rob banks as soon as possible - but now With the fate of being wanted soon, even the road to becoming a police officer was blocked.

Seeing the three evolvers squeeze into the narrow gap and disappear, the two did not dare to be careless and squatted in the tent for a while before tentatively walking out. Lin Sanjiu turned around and touched the tent, and it immediately turned into a card with [Temporary Right of Residence] written on it and disappeared into her hand.

Thanks to this special item that I didn't know when I got it, the three evolved people naturally thought that they were the homeless people who lived here by rights, so they neither suspected nor wanted to drive them away; it was just that they had no intention of driving them away; As Bohemian said, "It's neither good-looking nor promising."

"Let's go quickly," Lin Sanjiu didn't dare to delay. Seeing that the evolvers outside the crack in the door were all gone, he hurriedly motioned for Bohemia to get into the narrow crack. "We can't stay around here much longer."

Bohemia looked suffocated: "Even if we have a hard fight with those three people, will we lose? I think it won't be difficult for the two of us to take down this city!"

Lin Sanjiu's head was spinning - she didn't answer, because when she passed through the narrow gap, her chest and back were pressed by the wall and it hurt; until she showed her head again, she quickly grabbed Bohemia's sleeve: " We robbed the bank to find a more comfortable place to stay. With a place to stay, we can enter the starry sky of consciousness. At this time, we have conflicts with other evolutionaries. Who knows what will happen. Wouldn't it be a waste of time? "

"Delay your mother."

"Let's do this," Lin Sanjiu dragged her to the parking lot and wrote a blank check: "When we resolve the matter of the great witch, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net can do whatever you want."

"Then I want to sit in the mayor's office and drink his precious red wine." I don't know which movie this scene came from - but Bohemia was finally a little happy and asked: "We didn't Money, I guess I can’t register without an identity in this society, so where are we going now? Where are we staying? What are we going to eat at night?”

"It seems we have to go back to the garbage dump," Lin Sanjiu thought for a while, "That garbage recycling company is sneaky and has done some illegal things. It should be unwilling to deal with the police... Before They said they were going to call the police, but they were probably just trying to scare us, and didn't they call us in the end? After we go back, we can control that fat man, and we can also ask for more information about the world... eh?"

"What's wrong?"

Lin Sanjiu's eyes swept back and forth along the road. The city's street planning is also like a ghost painting, with the outer edges of the buildings twisting and turning at will, and from time to time, the path is cut off by buildings rising from the ground. But even so, she still clearly remembered that she parked her car under this sign...

"...It's really a bad time to go out. The car was towed away by the police." She murmured.

After complaining for a while, no one seemed to notice, but everyone immediately told me through their actions that it turned out that you were all waiting for roasted quails and holding fly swatters... Oh, I was so moved! ! When I first wrote the article, no one told me that being a writer was a fucking high-risk profession! ! Today the editor showed me my monthly vote ranking and asked me to work hard. I thought about it, let’s do this: I really hate monthly votes. When I see someone voting for me, my head hurts. If you are not satisfied with me, , the monthly ticket is the biggest torture, it will definitely make you angry to death, fat friends holding fly swatters and preparing grills, you are watching the torture...