Doomsday Wonderland

From the glass window covered with pictures of models' hairstyles, a few scattered pieces of light came in, falling into the dark barber shop.

When Lin Sanjiu turned around, the huge, plump, gray-skinned face floated behind her, with several light spots swaying, which just illuminated a thick, black, shiny hair that emerged from above his eyebrows.

Seen from a close distance, it becomes even more disgusting: it is as thick as hair magnified many times under a microscope, but it does not have the scales of normal hair. Instead, it is smooth, greasy and thick, as if it is a black vermicelli stained with a layer of oil. .

"When you encounter difficult customers, you have to do your best," the barber said close to her. He had finished half of his sentence, but his mouth was still opening slowly and had not yet been fully opened. "I'll give you a shaving service as a bonus, okay?"

She is a woman, how can she shave?

The barber creature seemed to feel that she was very uncooperative, and there was actually a hint of helplessness in her thin and flat facial features. "Okay, come back with me and sit down."

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't make a sound, Lin Sanjiu would have really wanted to sneer at that face.

Don't say she is not stupid, she will not take the initiative to go back and sit down obediently. Even if she is stupid, she will not be able to sit down again now.

Unless... the barber creature takes action on her, incapacitates her, and then puts her on a chair?

Lin Sanjiu thought about this and immediately asked in his mind: "There is not enough space for side kicks. Did the mime do any other fighting moves? This guy with a haircut is top-heavy, so it shouldn't be difficult to beat him."

"Fighting moves..." Teacher Yi said a little embarrassedly, "The next move is to crane your neck and look around. It will definitely not work. Oh, by the way, do you remember that move where he pretended to take off his shoes?"

Lin Sanjiu was startled and then remembered: the mime actor looked down and pretended to be frightened. He immediately took off his shoes, bent down, and slapped the ground with his shoes.

"It's useless," she couldn't help but feel frustrated. "The barber's head is as wide as my shoulders. I can't treat him like a bug. What's next?"

However, before she could get the answer from Teacher Yi, the barber creature in front of her suddenly moved.

"I'll go over first and wait for you." He shook the huge head that made people wonder why it hadn't been broken off from his neck, and then turned around and walked away.

……Eh?

The barber creature slowly lifted up the chair, walked over and grabbed the shroud with two heads connected to it, then raised his hand and covered the shroud on the chair. Without the support of the person's shoulders, the two heads were like two huge grapes that were about to become soft and rotten, hanging down from the back of the chair, and it was still difficult to see how they were connected to the shroud. of.

"This...are you going to let me go?" Teacher Yi whispered in disbelief.

Lin Sanjiu stood blankly at the door; the barber creature not far away did not turn to look at her again.

His scissors seemed to be endless. Under Lin Sanjiu's gaze, he took out a new pair of scissors from his waist, pulled up the woman's head, then pressed it close to the scalp, and cut it off with a "click" A bunch of hair.

Holding the small piece of hair, he turned the scissors again, clicked, and cut off a small piece of hair from the man's head.

"Is he... trying to rub the hair together?" Lin Sanjiu was surprised and confused. After thinking about it, he finally understood: "Yes, he just said that he wanted to twist the hair of three people into a bunch and pick it up for me. Hair...maybe before he finishes collecting the hair, this is my chance to leave?"

"You try kicking the door or window into pieces," Teacher Yi suggested, "Anyway, you are the best at this."

When the countdown on the screen jumped to 0:38, Lin Sanjiu breathed heavily from his nose, like an exhausted horse, and finally stopped. If she didn't stop, her legs and feet would be numb.

For several minutes, even though she kicked the door and the window, they made a buzzing sound. Except for the ashes stirred up, not even a crack appeared; strangely, the barber creature didn't bother her. , and let her kick him for a long time, but he only stood behind the chair, trimming the heads of the two dead men.

"How to get out?" Lin Sanjiu was worried, "I can't really let him put the dead man's hair into my scalp... The next few movements feel more useless than the last."

While she was kicking the door, Teacher Yi also recalled the next few actions: In the thirteenth action, the mime picked up something from the ground, which seemed to be a container like a bottle, and put it in the container with gestures. Everything was thrown down, but when he was about to leave, he accidentally stepped on it and fell to the ground with a thud.

The fourteenth action was that he pretended to hold a notebook in one hand and a pen in the other. He wrote with a sad face for a while, then shook his head and wrote for a while again. As if he was not satisfied with what he had written, he pulled off the page. , rub it, rub it, throw it away.

The fifteenth move, also the last one, is probably the king of futility: the mime couldn't stand the heat, so he fanned himself to wipe away his sweat, took off his clothes and drank water, and finally turned on a non-existent faucet and wiped his head and face. They were all stuffed into the "water flow" and had a great flush.

Lin Sanjiu sighed in her stomach. There must be a way to get out without having to get a haircut done... saying you can't pay? She couldn't speak. A tool to destroy the barber's creature? The shears around his waist seemed endless.

Generally speaking, the dungeon will not be a dead end; what is the way to survive here?

She thought as she looked around, trying her luck. There is a computer and a calendar at the cashier, followed by an empty chair and several file cabinets; a dead potted plant is placed at the door; a hair dryer is lying on the cabinet next to a barber's chair, and the wall There is also a sticker on it that reads "Our store's star-level high-end hair director" - the photo shows a young man with thin cheeks, yellow complexion and a stiff smile, and his name is written underneath: Thomas Chen.

"Could that big-headed thing be Thomas Chen?" Teacher Yi guessed.

With doubts in mind, Lin Sanjiu quietly glanced back.

Since just now, the barber creature has been ignoring her, as if he doesn't care whether she will go back. At first, she thought that the other person wanted to deliberately let her down her guard before attacking, but she deliberately didn't go for a while. Look at him, the barber creature still hasn't done anything strange - no, wait.

The barber creature was doing something he had never done before: he was cutting the air between the two heads.

Cut the air for what?

The barber creature raised his eyes and looked at the mirror opposite, then lowered his head and cut again in the air. It looked like... there was an invisible guest sitting there.

What's the point of doing this?

Standing at the door from a distance, you probably won't get any answers. Lin Sanjiu had been keeping half a store's distance from him just now, but now she couldn't help but walk slowly over step by step.

"Maybe I'm trying to trick you into coming here?" Teacher Yi reminded.

Lin Sanjiu really wished that he could use the [Protective Force Field] or summon a weapon. But she had nothing. She could only approach the barber creature that seemed to have a moon on its neck with bare hands and no defense.

When she was still several steps away from him, UU read a book www.uukanshu． ｎnet She stopped.

The eleventh action naturally came in handy at this moment - Lin Sanjiu leaned forward slightly, stretched his neck, and looked at the barber creature.

The barber said without raising his head: "Want to come back and continue your haircut? You are welcome at any time. I am a very efficient person and will not delay my work just because you leave, so you can come back anytime you want. We will It continued seamlessly.”

What nonsense is this?

When all the customers leave, can the barber continue to work?

At that moment, Lin Sanjiu was so filled with doubts that she turned her head to the other side without thinking too much. Whether it was something she caught in her peripheral vision or a subconscious intuition, she couldn't tell.

On the other side, opposite to the barber creature, was the mirror that had been kicked by her but was still intact.

Lin Sanjiu in the mirror was sitting on a chair with a calm face, a shroud tied tightly under his chin, and the two heads on the left and right had been shaved.