Dou Po's Infinite Treasure Chest

"Running away like that does look a bit like your style..."

In the carriage, when she saw Xiao Tian actually turned around and ran away, Medusa was stunned and couldn't help joking.

"What does escaping mean? How about a strategic retreat?"

Hearing this, Xiao Tian glared at Medusa angrily and said sarcastic words at this time. He really didn't know how powerful his family's skills were!

"Strategic retreat? Hahaha, this is the first time I have heard this statement..."

As soon as Xiao Tian finished speaking, a heroic voice suddenly rang out. Xiao Tian's expression froze and he immediately stopped.

Phew!

Knowing that the sound came from above the carriage, Xiao Tian flew out with the Little Medical Fairy and others.

I saw a figure sitting cross-legged on the carriage, with his hands folded, holding a wine bottle in his arms, and a white and silver long sword lying across his knees.

"What the fuck!**!?"

Seeing the person coming, Xiao Tian felt his brain was confused and couldn't help but yell.

Be obedient!

This flowing short hair, the sassy fairy posture, the white robe that floats like a shadow, and that long sword...

Damn it! I caught a live ** on the spot?!

"Oh? You know me?"

Hearing this, the man in white robe raised his head slightly and spoke curiously.

In particular, he noticed that the look in Xiao Tian's eyes was not that of surprise and shock at his identity, but rather that of disbelief at his own existence. This made ** very curious.

he!

A son descended from heaven, he practiced swordplay at the age of three and became invincible among his peers at the age of ten. He wielded a sword to the end of the world at the age of fifteen and never suffered a defeat, earning the name "Sword Immortal"!

He was extremely talented since childhood and entered Taoism through poetry. No one in the Tang Dynasty could compete with him, and he was praised as the "Poetry Immortal"!

At the age of twenty, he stormed Chang'an City in anger, questioned the empress in court, and threw his sword at the Daming Palace. He escaped with his body intact. He became the most powerful person in the Tang Dynasty at that time!

Although he was temporarily exiled, when the word "**" was mentioned in the Tang Dynasty, everyone could not help but marvel at the genius and admire him in his heart!

In short, when you saw me, why were you shocked by my existence instead of just kneeling down and licking me?!

This! Absolutely unscientific!

Is it possible that my awesome deeds were discredited by the empress??

"Of course I know the name of **!"

Hearing this, Xiao Tian nodded without hesitation and spoke firmly.

Xiao Tian was quite confident about his character. Knowing that he was fond of drinking and swordsmanship, Xiao Tian took out the best Moutai fairy wine from the storage ring and threw it directly:

"When you meet an idol, if nothing else, do it!!"

With that said, Xiao Tian also took out a bottle of Moutai in his hand and waved to **.

This Moutai is no ordinary Moutai, it is brewed by earth immortals who learned the methods of the mortal world. It is so delicious that Xiao Tian is reluctant to drink it at ordinary times!

At this moment, when I see a living idol, I must do one!!

What?

You said I can't beat him, so you want to bribe the other party. Do you think it's possible?!

"liquor?"

Seeing the liquid in the bottle, the knowledgeable ** was stunned for a moment, then immediately laughed, and said with some sneer:

"If you want me to let you go, you don't have to use a bar. Do you know that I have drunk more wine than you have eaten!"

"If you don't have good wine, you can't drink it!!"

After saying something confidently, ** directly threw the top grade Moutai back, with a look of disdain on his face.

Xiao Tian:....

Although I know you are awesome, but pretending to be awesome like this is too much!!

There was no other way, Xiao Tian shook his head, and had no choice but to open the lid of Maotai. A strong fragrance drifted towards **, and **'s face immediately changed...

Ten minutes later, Xiao Tian and his two figures sat cross-legged on the top of the mountain, each holding a bottle of Moutai in their hands. Their faces were flushed, obviously they had drunk too much...

"Brother! Your wine is really good. I don't know which famous artist made it. I, Taibai, must come and visit him in person!!"

** patted Xiao Tian's shoulder enthusiastically, acting like a good buddy, and said curiously.

"Since it is a fine wine, how can it be better to drink it! One is enough, more is not beautiful, and monopolizing it is boring!"

"We are destined to meet each other. Even if the wine is not drunk, everyone will get drunk!!"

Xiao Tian waved his hand directly and replied in a very charming manner, "Isn't it just showing off, as if no one can do it!"

Hearing this, **'s expression froze. He didn't expect that Xiao Tian would actually refute him with his own words, and the meaning was even more intriguing.

After pondering for a moment, ** then his face was full of ecstasy, he patted Xiao Tian's shoulder vigorously, and praised:

"It's a good saying that everyone will get drunk even if they are not drunk with wine. It should be understood!!"

"Come on, come on!"

As he said that, he drank heavily again. Xiao Tian slurped twice at the spout of the pot, with a look of intoxication on his face. If you look carefully, you will find that the wine seems to be draining very slowly...

"It seems that if I want to drink this kind of fine wine, my brother will have to come to you!"

After drinking for a while, ** put all the remaining wine into his gourd. His face was red, but his expression was extremely calm. He looked at Xiao Tian and said jokingly.

He actually tricked himself by saying that fine wine is not drinkable and most of it is tasteless. He really pretends that he has never read a book. He is so easily plotted by others!!

Xiao Tian:....

Damn it!

You've drank so much and you're still not drunk, you're such a ****!!

"Isn't it boring to look for someone to get drunk? If you meet someone by chance, you will be enlightened by the chance meeting. Why look for someone for wine instead of holding a bottle for someone?"

Seeing that ** looked like I had seen through it all, Xiao Tian twitched the corner of his mouth slightly and said calmly.

Seeing that Xiao Tian was so eloquent, **'s face darkened. He had met his opponent. Is there anyone in the entire Tang Dynasty who was more capable than him?

"Forget it! I can't defeat you. Since I got your fine wine and courtesy, let's consider these as return gifts!"

"Hahaha... If we meet again by chance, I will drink a thousand cups and not hesitate to get drunk!! I'll go too!!"

Shaking his head, ** threw down a storage bag and left directly with his long sword, leaving only a few familiar poems coming from afar...

Bells, drums, delicacies and jade are not expensive, but I hope I will never wake up after being drunk for a long time!

In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names!

Xiao Tian:....

Okay, okay! You are the best at pretending to be awesome, I will accept it, okay!!

Shaking his head, Xiao Tian saw the four stunned friends on the side, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily, and then he said:

"I just taught you a lesson, sometimes you don’t have to use ****, sometimes you have to use your brain more!!"

Hearing this, Qing Lin nodded as if he had some understanding, while the little medical fairy was happy, and Yun Yun asked directly:

"Can you beat that person just now with your strength??"

Xiao Tian:....

This is a good question, I need to think about it seriously!

"If you use your hands and feet, you will win!!"

"Who gives in? Who will win??"

Xiao Tian:....

Do I have to answer?

"He lets! He wins!!"

Fourth daughter:....