Douluo Continent on the tip of the tongue

For recipes included in the system, the ingredients will be provided by the system. As for how the system obtained the badger pigs, Qi Han said he was too lazy to care.

Anyway, the system is capable of everything.

Oh, no, it can't have children.

Tsk tsk tsk, the system is not good for you.

【The host cannot have children either.】

this...

like...

That's what happened.

Qi Han fell into deep thought for a moment.

"System, you can't pee standing up!"

Soon, Qi Han thought of a countermeasure and looked proud.

【...?】

【Host, are you polite?】

Polite or impolite, in short, he won the system again this time. Qi Han expressed that he was in a happy mood, and even the pan-fried honey ribs he made were a little more fragrant.

[No, that’s because the badger pigs specially bred in this system are better than the badger pigs native to Kalai Forest. 】

Just say it is.

As the winner, Qi Han felt that he should be more tolerant of the system's harsh words.

In order to make it easier for Fuya to accept the new dishes, Qi Han very considerately made two portions of pan-fried honey ribs, so that two people can eat them together, giving Fuya a more involved feeling when she tastes them...

Okay, I can’t continue editing, mainly because Qi Han was hungry on the way home.

Soon, two portions of pan-fried honey ribs were carried by Qi Han's left and right hands and placed on the table in front of Fuya.

Placing the knife and fork considerately in front of Fu Ya, Qi Han made a gesture to invite her to taste, then took his own portion and started to devour it.

Fuya greedily sniffed the meaty aroma mixed with fruity aroma, her face blushed a little.

Sure enough, the boss's new dish is still so delicious that people can't help but want to try it after smelling it.

Don’t you need chopsticks for this dish?

Fuya quickly noticed the knife and fork beside the plate.

The common tableware in Douluo Continent is a fork and a spoon, but using knives and forks together is often aristocratic behavior. The aristocratic dining etiquette here is somewhat similar to the Western etiquette of Blue Star. They also use a fork on the left and a knife on the right.

Although Fu Ya was not born into a noble family, she still knew how to use a knife and fork. She gently used the knife and fork to cut off a small piece. The surface of the ribs was slightly burnt, which made Fu Ya think it would be difficult to cut it, but

The knife cuts into the meat surprisingly smoothly.

The sharpness of the system's specially made knives is one of the reasons, but the more important reason is that the pan-fried honey ribs cooked by Qi Han are particularly unique. Under the dark brown coating, there is red and tender meat hidden.

Pick up the cut pieces with a fork and bring them slightly closer to your mouth and nose. The rich meat aroma will completely flow into your mouth and nose, making you intoxicated.

Fuya could even see the central part of the ribs with her naked eyes, the meat that was so tender that it dripped water, and the juice that faintly seeped out of it. She could take a bite of such meat...

Fuya didn't want to imagine anymore, it was really a torture for her, and she couldn't help but put the piece of meat directly into her mouth.

After chewing twice, Fu Ya subconsciously covered her mouth.

Then, she realized that her actions were unnecessary and the meat juice did not come out of her mouth, which made her face turn redder.

It’s so delicious!

Fuya felt that she could not find any words to describe her feelings at the moment. If she had to find a word to describe it, it would probably be happiness.

The gravy and the tender rib meat mix in the mouth, constantly stimulating the taste buds at the deepest level. The rich meaty and fruity aroma are mixed together, without any greasy feeling at all, and the aftertaste is slightly sweet.

Is this really meat?

What kind of meat can be so delicious!

No, it's not the delicious meat, it must be the boss's magical hands that give the dishes such a magical taste.

Subconsciously glancing at Qi Han's hand, Fuya didn't notice at all that her face was already red.

Qi Han cut off the ribs piece by piece and put them into his mouth.

Sure enough, the taste of the rib meat is a level better than before. It is definitely not my fault that it has reached this level. It is probably because the systematically cultivated badger pigs are better than the original badger pigs.

But you can't tell the system this, otherwise this little broken system will have its tail raised to the sky.

[...The host seems to have forgotten that I can also hear the host’s voice.]

???

"Douluo, complain about being eavesdropped by the system"?

Qi Han: Sorry, I was careless.

It's okay. I'll turn my back on the system and refuse to admit it, and you don't have any evidence.

【Recorded.】

You can also record your heartfelt voice?

【This system can do anything.】

You can't have children.

【...】

You can't pee standing up.

【...】

Qi Han felt comfortable when the system didn't speak.

Well, that's great.

After exchanging "friendly" words with the system, Qi Han raised his head and glanced at the mouse... Oh no, Fu Ya's reaction.

After all, it is for guests to eat, and Fuya can give a fair evaluation after tasting it.

Huh?

After just one glance, Qi Han suddenly fell into deep thought.

"Fuya, why are you face so red?"

"Eh?" Fuya was stunned, indulging in the deliciousness of pan-fried honey ribs. She didn't notice anything strange about herself and touched her face, "Boss, am I blushing?"

"Yeah." Qi Han nodded, as if he felt that this was not convincing enough, so he added, "As red as a monkey's butt."

"Eh?!"

Fu Ya blinked her big eyes, the blush on her face instantly reached behind her ears, and she lowered her head suddenly.

What is the boss saying?

A monkey's butt is as red?

Unable to bear it, Fuya's mind began to see a red monkey's butt.

Then she discovered to her horror that the red monkey's butt and her face were slowly overlapping.

coincide...

combine...

e...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no!

Fu Ya suddenly held her head and shook it twice wildly.

It's all the boss's fault!

Straight man!

How can you describe a girl like this!

Qi Han blinked and saw Fuya suddenly going crazy because of his words, feeling a little more uneasy in his heart.

System, are you sure the badger pig is not poisonous?

Why do I feel like Fuya has been poisoned?

Are there any hidden toxins that you haven't discovered? For example, hallucinogens or something like that?

【...She may have been poisoned by your straight man.】

Straight men are poisonous?

What is that?

Qi Han looked around the shop.

Where are the straight men?

【...I'm talking about you, the host.】

I?

Straight man?

Oh!

Qi Han showed a proud expression.

I am Qi·scumbag·Han who seamlessly connects recipes, how could I be a straight man?

【Just say it is.】

At this moment, the system suddenly felt that it needed to be more pampering and tolerant of the host.

Although there were some hiccups in the middle, after finishing the pan-fried honey ribs at the end, Fuya still gave her own opinions very pertinently.

Fuya: As long as I give you advice, I’m not just freeloading! I’m very serious about experimenting with new dishes for my boss!

Well, it’s not really an opinion, because she hummed for a long time, and finally just said: It’s very delicious.

This was expected by Qi Han. As the most normal dish among the three new dishes, it was normal for it to capture Fuya's favor.

Who can resist the temptation of flesh and blood?

But next...

Fuya, are you ready?