Douluo: I am an extraterrestrial demon
Chapter 334 Contact Dad, chat group?
Chapter 334: Contact dad, chat group?
Author: A Tong Shu
Chapter 334: Contact dad, chat group?
Dad’s Antique Shop, a small store located in Chinatown, San Francisco.
An old man with white hair and glasses was directing a young man in a blue sweatshirt.
"Jackie Chan, clean up the bathroom quickly."
"Okay, Dad." Jackie Chan responded naturally.
"One more thing, help Dad make a cup of tea."
"Okay, Dad." Jackie Chan immediately put down the broom he had just picked up.
"One more thing, it's time to change the kitchen rags."
"Okay, Dad." Jackie Chan quickly ran towards the kitchen with sweat on his forehead.
After hurriedly bringing the tea, he threw the blackened rag into the trash can, wiped the sweat, then picked up the broom and continued sweeping the floor.
At this time, the end of the broom touched a bright yellow dragon vase on the shelf next to it.
"Oh, daddy's antique!"
Dad, who was reading a book, immediately raised his head when he heard the sound.
Fortunately, Cheng Longyan quickly turned around, holding the broom with one hand and using one foot to maintain balance. He raised the remaining foot to support the crumbling Panlong bottle.
Dad was relieved when he saw this, and then lectured: "Jackie Chan, didn't dad tell you to be careful about the antiques in the store? Dad's vase is..."
Boom, boom, boom!
There was a sudden knock on the door, interrupting Dad's words.
"No need to knock, just come in." The girl's voice came from outside the door, which sounded familiar.
The two of them followed the sound and saw that the ajar door was kicked open.
The shelf against the wall also shook.
"Not good!" Jackie Chan's pupils shrank.
There was a "bang" sound, and the vase hit the ground hard. Even Jackie Chan didn't have time to react.
“Dad’s vase!!!”
Dad stood up suddenly, with a sad look on his face.
"Dang Dang Dang, Dad, Uncle Long, I'm back."
I saw a lively little girl wearing a red sweatshirt and carrying a schoolbag striding into the store, followed by two oriental-looking girls, one of whom was not much older than Xiaoyu.
"Xiaoyu!" A voice filled with anger sounded.
Cheng Xiaoyu also realized that something was wrong. She glanced at the pile of antique fragments from the corner of her eyes, and her heart skipped a beat.
Something bad is going to happen!
"Uncle Long, I remembered. I have a lot of homework today. I'm going to do my homework first!"
After saying these words quickly, Xiaoyu rushed towards her room with lightning speed.
Xiaoyu's voice was still floating in the air, "Dad, we have a guest, remember to receive the guest!"
Then there was a "bang" and the door upstairs was slammed shut.
Jackie Chan couldn't help but raise his forehead when he saw this, Xiaoyu was too reckless in doing things.
Then he turned to look at Li Yingxue and Qiu Mimi who were following Xiaoyu, and said with a sorry smile:
"Sorry to make our guests laugh. Are you two here to buy antiques?"
"Hey, welcome to dad's antique shop. What antiques do you two want to buy?" Facing the customers, dad could only endure his heartache and put on a more enthusiastic expression.
…
"Oh, damn, who the hell are you!"
Looking at the defeated soldiers beside him, Valon stood alone in front of the office, looking at the three people who were too powerful to be human in horror.
The mafia organization that he was so proud of was vulnerable to these people. These people were not even afraid of guns, especially the bald man, who could withstand submachine gun bullets. It was simply unbelievable.
"Are you the leader of the mafia? That's great!" In Valon's eyes, a sinister smile flashed across the face of the tall, bald man with a sinewy face.
To him, this was simply the smile of a devil.
"Okay, Zhixi, don't scare him." The woman among the three said with a soft smile, her voice extremely charming.
The woman has a face that can charm all living beings, and her every frown and smile are full of charm, but Valon treats this woman like a devil.
It was this beautiful woman who looked frail, who used an inconspicuous embroidery needle to knock down his dozens of skilled hands.
The strong man Zhi Xi felt a chill in his heart when he heard this, and kicked away the defeated mafia member underground and said:
"Lin Dazhu, I'll leave him to you."
Then he felt the woman's cold gaze.
"Zhi Xi! From now on, I will call you Lin Ruxian." The woman said and pinched an orchid finger.
"Hiss~"
Zhixi suppressed her nausea and nodded reluctantly.
Even though Lin Ruxian looks charming and charming now, he knows that this was once a stout man who looked no less than him. He just practiced the "Sunflower Book" to the point where heaven and man are reincarnated, and his body has completely changed.
That's all.
After casting a glance at Zhixi, Lin Ruxian also revealed the matter. After all, he was a teammate and there was no way he would fall out over such a thing.
She walked up to Valon with enchanting steps and licked her lips.
"He is such a strong and handsome young man. People are reluctant to use the Talisman of Life and Death."
Now both Zhixi and another teammate looked at Valon with pity.
…
"What, the Holy Lord is resurrected and is looking for its lost power!"
In Dad's antique shop, Dad slapped the long table and stood up with a roar.
Jackie Chan next to him was frightened and almost touched the antiques in the store again. He couldn't help complaining: "Dad, there is no need to be so surprised, then just leave the Holy Master to the Sheriff of District 13."
.”
He really didn't believe in demons or resurrection or anything like that.
"Jackie Chan!" Dad hit Jackie Chan on the forehead with a bang, "Dad said that only magic can defeat magic."
"Oops." Jackie Chan touched his forehead and stepped aside, muttering: "What era is this? There was still magic, now it's all about science."
When the father heard this, the veins on his forehead jumped sharply, and he was about to step forward to teach Jackie Chan a lesson. At this time, Li Yingxue spoke.
"Yes, Master, we have received news that the Demon Lord escaped from hell with the help of his seven other brothers and sisters, and is now in San Francisco trying to regain his former power and dreaming of re-ruling the world."
Her expression was very solemn, and she took out her ID from her pocket, "We are members of the Dragon Group from China, and we are here just for this matter."
"Oh, wow! The legendary dragon group is so cool! It's so cool!" Xiaoyu was already standing at the stairs at some point, looking at them with excitement.
"Xiaoyu!"
Jackie Chan looked at his niece helplessly. This niece was really a problem child!
The father took Li Yingxue's ID card, scanned it up and down, raised his glasses to look at the seal on it, and finally nodded solemnly, "Then welcome you two from the Dragon Group."
Li Yingxue and Qiu Mimi smiled knowingly when they saw this.
After entering their father's antique shop, they understood the original script direction of this world, and then triggered a mission to talk to their father, thereby obtaining the identity of the Hua Guolong Group.
So the two of them immediately decided to use this identity to establish a relationship with the protagonist group.
If it were an ordinary world, the two of them might not attach so much importance to the protagonist group, but this is a world where yin and yang are balanced. The protagonist group has the blessing of righteousness, and there is also the biggest bug in the world, Cheng Xiaoyu. Ordinary people want to be in this kind of world.
It is absolutely difficult to get a charm in this world.
It is better to directly use the power of the protagonist group, and finally receive the spell into your own hands in the name of the dragon group.
Since the leaky place in the original Thirteenth District can house charms and ghost masks, wouldn't it be more legitimate for them to be the "Dragon Team"?
Also, the Shadow Kingdom where the ghost mask is located is related to the master’s mission!
…
"I hope they can complete their mission well, nightmare space."
In the villa, Shang An's eyes were wandering.
[Ding, the Zhutian chat group has sent you an invitation, do you want to join? 】
An extremely clear mechanical sound sounded next to Shang An's ears.
"Oh haha."
Shang An's expression gradually became weird.
Chat group?
Could it be the golden finger of the time traveler, but it came a little late.
Or is there someone who wants to do something against him?
Moreover...can the chat group of all heavens really connect all heavens?
In fact, he can create this kind of chat group, but it can only connect those worlds where he knows the coordinates. If he wants to truly connect the heavens...
Anyway, there is no need to think about it now.
Shang An's eyes gradually became deeper. The Taiyi Avenue melted all things and came out from his body. The study was instantly soaked and isolated by the avenue. At this moment, every piece of paper and dust in the room turned into
A priceless treasure that contains a rich Taoist charm that makes even immortals jealous.
But the source of the prompting sound has still not been found.
"In that case."
Shang An closed his eyes.
When he opened it again, it had turned into a pair of silver-white eyes without any impurities.
The eyes contain the birth and death of all worlds, as if the great road is approaching the mortal world, and also like the sky high above, looking down indifferently at the cud dog on the ground.
These are not human eyes.
The entire Taiyi world is completely integrated with him at this moment, and every move contains the power of the vast world, and the soul of heaven is also integrated into the body. In this state, he is the most complete him, even when facing immortals.
Neither the emperor nor the three pillar gods are afraid.
The world in front of you has become the purest form of avenues and rules. All material laws are analyzed without any secrets, and even time cannot escape.
"So you are here!"
Shang An raised the corners of his mouth and reached out to grab the void.
An illusive silver point of light that was so small that it was almost invisible appeared in his hand.
This is part of the concept of this chat group in the heavens that he forcibly captured.
This so-called chat group did not find an entity, just a causal connection with the avenue of time and space and a conceptual component, so he could not find it before.
Speaking of which, the composition of this chat group is somewhat similar to that of the nightmare space, but he doesn't know if there is any connection between the two, but this is just his speculation.
In his state, even the purest concept can be forcibly given a fixed form and then grasped.
Of course, this does not mean that he has really captured the chat group. It is just a concept of the chat group extending to this world. Even if it is destroyed, it will not have any impact on the chat group.
And thinking about the identity of that chat group, Shang An also felt a little wary.
"Let me see if you are a human or a ghost."
"join in!"
[Ding, congratulations to Da Zi Zai #¥&%¥…congratulations to Taiyi God for joining the chat group]
[Ding, congratulations to Queen Dou S for joining the chat group]
[Ding, congratulations to the old Taoist who wants to become an immortal and join the chat group]
The chat group gradually became more active as new people joined the group.
Demon Queen: Wow, three newcomers have arrived. It’s finally a little lively. Newcomers, do you want to consider following me, following the great Morgana, and falling into the embrace of corruption?
Leader of Huashan: Welcome three people to join the group. Don’t be nervous, newcomers. This is a chat group that connects the world. Every group member comes from a different world. It is definitely a great opportunity.
Little Flame Lingji: Leader Yue is selling favors again.
Iron Man: Hey, what was that just now, was it garbled? Is there a bug in the chat group too?
Moon Worshiping Leader: Welcome newcomers, @ omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian.
Just to find you: welcome.
Young Master of Peach Blossom Island: Wow, Empress Nuwa has also come out to greet Empress Nuwa.
Head of Huashan: Welcome to the Empress Nuwa.
The leader of the Moon Worshiping Cult: We sincerely welcome the great God Nuwa.
Demon Queen: Oh, why are you licking me? A bunch of licking dogs, she can’t come across the world to beat me.
Omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian (group leader): In the future, the function of traveling through the world may be enabled.
Demon Queen:?!
The Demon Queen retracted a message.
Peach Blossom Island Owner: Cough, @李大仙, group leader, please let me...cough, let the new group members see their destiny
Omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian (group leader): Ahem, welcome a few newcomers to the group, don’t be impatient, wait for the group leader to make a fortune.
Little Flame Lingji: Come on, come on! The leader of the group is here!
Shang An frowned, Li Daxian? Is he still omniscient and omnipotent?
Isn't this a huge scam?
…
In a small apartment in a blue star where spiritual energy has revived, a boy with an ordinary face looked at the panel in front of him.
Click on the information of the people who just joined.
He is a time traveler. Before time travel, he was an otaku who loved reading novels and anime.
After coming to this world where spiritual energy was revived, because he could not endure the hardship of exercise, he became one of the common people and lived in this narrow and dilapidated apartment.
Until a week ago, he obtained this chat group. As the first person to join the group, he directly became the group leader.
Through the group leader's privileges, he can query some information about the group members, such as their names and basic information about the world they live in. These group members are generally people he "knows".
Relying on his deception skills, he successfully deceived several martial arts secret books. Unfortunately, because of Nuwa's incident, Baiyue and the Demon Queen began to doubt him. As a result, although he knew martial arts, he had just started practicing.
In fact, he still has no power to defeat the chicken.
Neither the exciting super-god genes nor the immortal cultivation techniques were obtained.
"This slutty queen is Esdeath of the world of beheading girls. Tsk, there are a lot of beauties in that world, and the imperial gear is a pretty good thing. This old Taoist who wants to cultivate immortality is Zhang Sanfeng. In the Yitian world, it has no value.
!I don’t want to practice those martial arts.”
"Yeah!" Suddenly his eyes widened.
"This Taiyi God actually comes from the world of an old evil god, the Cthulhu Mythos?! Which novel or TV character is this? And which evil god or ancient god is Taiyi God? Why haven't I heard of it?"
His brows were furrowed, it turned out to be a person he didn't know. Don't let another Nuwa empress appear.
He frowned when he thought of the member of the group who was just looking for you. That person who was only looking for you was the Holy Mother Nuwa in the ancient times.
At first, he pretended to be a great immortal and told the information he knew.
Who would have thought that something strange happened to the Nuwa Empress? Not only was she not Hongjun's disciple, but she didn't even know Fuxi. She was born in advance, participated in the battle between Tao and demons, and created the human race before Hongjun preached.
saint.
It's really off the mark.
The failure of that fortune-telling directly caused his image to plummet, although in the end he tried his best to get it back.
But the Demon Queen and the Moon Worshiping Cult leader who joined the group with Nuwa all suspected him. Even Yue Buqun might have noticed something was wrong, but didn't show it.
The only ones who still believe in him are probably Huang Rong, the young master of Peach Blossom Island, and Yan Lingji, two girls in their teens.
They are all a group of thousand-year-old foxes!
He has a sad look on his face, why can't he have a few more fools who are easy to fool?
(End of chapter)
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