Douluo: I am an extraterrestrial demon

Chapter 340 Why is my life so miserable?

Author: A Tong Shu

Chapter 340 Why is my life so miserable?

"Join!" Lin Xi did not hesitate.

It's either that she hasn't seen the cheats in the chat group, or she just doesn't know if there is a big deceitful group leader.

Time travel and golden fingers, hahaha, it seems that Lin Xi must be the protagonist. In the future, fighting three thousand emperors with one hand and conquering fifty states with two palms is not a dream!

[Ding, congratulations to the Goddess of the Lin family for joining the chat group]

[Ding, congratulations to Uncle Maoshan Jiu for joining the chat group]

[Ding, congratulations to the ghost of the ancient temple for joining the chat group]

Someone is here again.

Hearing the prompt from the chat group, Shang An was relieved.

It seems that the world shuttle function will be enabled in the near future.

Huang Rong: Finally there is a newcomer. Newcomer, please sign up quickly!

Yan Lingji: Newbie’s hot photos! Do you have any good-looking sisters? Please post them.

Yue Buqun: Ahem, welcome to the new group members. Don’t panic. This is not caused by monsters or supernatural powers. It is a chat group that truly connects all the worlds... In short, join the group first.

Change the group nickname. The specific information and precautions about the chat group can be viewed in the group file. Remember, you must be respectful to the group owner!!!

They are still the most active people in the chat group. Huang Rong and Yan Lingji may be too busy, but Yue Buqun has changed his job to explain in a group. He compiled the notes for the chat group, but

It can be said that Lao Yue still knows how to do things, so the new group members can be regarded as accepting his favor.

Nie Xiaoqian: Nie Xiaoqian of the slave family has met all the immortals.

Lin Jiu: This, all heavens and all realms!

In Yi Zhuang, Lin Jiu looked at the group documents on the panel in front of her, her mind was in turmoil. The pen and ink on the talisman paper crooked, and a talisman that was about to be drawn was ruined.

But at this time, he couldn't care about so much at all.

A flash of light flashed in his eyes, "There is no ghost energy, it is not the work of ghosts."

I picked up the talisman paper and magic weapon again and tested them, but still found no abnormalities.

"Could it really be connected to the heavens?"

Thinking of this, Lin Jiu couldn't help but get excited. What a great opportunity, what a great opportunity!

Thanks to the blessings of Maoshan ancestors, I never thought that I, Lin Jiu, would have such luck.

It must be a blessing given by God when he sees that I work diligently to conquer demons!

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, who were learning how to draw talisman behind them, looked at each other.

"Master, isn't he possessed by evil spirits?"

"You are just possessed!"

Lin Jiu turned around and glared at the two apprentices, and then quickly followed Nie Xiaoqian's example in speaking in the group.

Lin Jiu: Maoshan Lin Jiu has met you all!

Yue Buqun: @niexiaoqian, we are not immortals. I suggest you take a look at the files in the chat group first.

Yue Buqun: @林九, are you a fellow Taoist from Maoshan? Yue Buqun met him in Xiahua Mountain.

In Yue Buqun's world, there is also the Maoshan sect, but although it is a monastic sect, it only knows some Taoist martial arts and does not have any magical powers. And their Huashan sect is actually half a Taoist sect. The founder of the sect, Hao Datong, is

He was a disciple of Master Chongyang of the Quanzhen Sect, known as Master Guangning.

Nie Xiaoqian: Okay, thank you for the reminder.

Tony Stark: Why don’t people from other technological worlds join the group? Am I the only big scientist in the group?

Seeing that all the people in the chat group were ancient people, Tony Stark couldn't help but feel a little regretful. Although he was good at cultivating immortals, he still preferred science.

Morgana: As a kid from pre-nuclear civilization, do you think you are good at it?

Tony Stark: I am the smartest genius inventor of this century, what do you, a mere devil, know?

Because Morgana didn't trust the former group leader, Li Hao didn't tell the story about Morgana's world for nothing. As a result, Tony Stark still thinks that Morgana is the kind of person who spits sulfur from her mouth.

, the devil who tempts others to fall.

Morgana: Haha, you are just a native trapped in a planet. You don't even have the ability to explore this galaxy. You are no better than a soldier to the Queen and me.

Morgana mocked, and attached a photo of Demon No. 1 as a gift.

In the vast starry sky of the universe, a huge space battleship full of technology stands in it, domineering and majestic.

Tony Stark suddenly opened his mouth.

Jarvis's cold voice sounded in his ears, "Sir, I sensed that your heart rate is abnormal. Do you need emergency treatment?" But Tony ignored him at the moment.

Tony Stark: Oh my! Spaceship! How is that possible? Are you not a devil?

He simply couldn't believe that a group of magic demons were actually more technologically advanced than him.

Morgana: How about this queen's car? Who told you that demons don't know technology? They are little monkeys of pre-nuclear civilization.

Lin Xi looked at the noise in the chat and couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth slightly.

Uncle Jiu, Yue Buqun and Shi Da Piao, these are all veteran actors!

She glanced at the group files, and her husband flipped to the front. When she saw the first group file, the group leader could help the group members predict their fate.

I found out that the group owner and the current group owner are not the same person.

She looked at the group list and sneered in her heart. This kind of chat group also has a group leader who likes to cheat, the Taiyi God. His name is quite domineering. I am afraid he is also a time traveler. There is also the administrator, Emperor Wa, haha

, I’m afraid it’s also the trumpet of this group leader.

After all, in the same group, how could the gap in combat power be so huge? How could such a big guy be brought in from the very beginning of a chat group? She, Lin Xi, had seen through everything.

She was even more dismissive of Yue Buqun's instructions to respect group owners and administrators.

It’s up to me, Lin Xi, to expose this big liar!

The baby's pink mouth showed an evil smile.

She first changed her name.

Emperor Xi: It’s interesting. This emperor became a Taoist in ancient times. So far, there have been 128,000 yuanhui. Entering this group today is also a blessing.

Yan Lingji: One hundred and twenty-eight thousand Yuanhui, how long does it take?

Lin Jiu: One Yuanhui is 129,600 years, 128,000 Yuanhui, hiss, 16.5 billion years!

Morgana: How is it possible, 16.5 billion years, to live longer than the universe!

Huang Rong: Ah, more than 10 billion years! Can humans live for such a long time?

Huang Rong felt that her view of time had been impacted. In the past, it was said that gods could live for hundreds or even thousands of years, but these billions of years were nothing.

Nie Xiaoqian felt even more thirsty. Even though she was a ghost, she could not hide her shock at this moment. Grandma was only a thousand-year-old demon and was already so terrifying. After living for tens of billions of years, pigs must have become immortals!

Sure enough, joining the chat group is my grandma's wish.

Xihuang: @太一神, leader of the group, since you can divine destiny, you may be able to divine my destiny. If you can divine my destiny, I will definitely be richly rewarded.

The chat group suddenly went silent.

Someone actually dares to directly @the group leader, and also asks the group leader to tell her fortune?

Are newcomers so tough?

Which one is stronger, the old monster that has lived for more than 10 billion years, or the group leader?

Everyone has wild imaginations.

It's just that the tone of voice seems a bit familiar.

Yue Buqun's pupils shrank suddenly, and he quickly opened the group file and flipped through it. Only then did he remember that the group file he had sent before had not been deleted.

At that time, the chat group was still in the era when the leader of the chat group was Li Daxian.

It's over, I've made a mistake now!

Taiyi God: Oh, are you sure you want me to help you divine your destiny? You can afford the price for me to do it.

It was coming, Lin Xi felt that everything was under control.

Sure enough, the group leader started asking for benefits, just as she expected.

Emperor Xi: Of course, as long as you satisfy me, I will not hesitate to reward you.

After thinking for a moment, she sent a drop of her own blood that contained her own power.

She didn't know how terrifying her blood was, but she could feel the powerful power in it. Ordinary people would definitely not be able to bear the breath of this drop of blood. If this group of people couldn't bear it, she couldn't be blamed.

Shang An looked at Lin Xi's basic information displayed in the chat group and received the red envelope.

A drop of golden blood fell on his hand, exuding a dazzling halo and containing powerful power.

"The blood of a saint, it's... Hey, this is it."

"A cause and effect, Xixizi?"

He looked at the drop of blood with a slightly strange expression, and realized a causal connection between himself and the owner of the blood, and his long-standing memory was awakened.

"It turns out it's her. I thought she was some time-traveler who didn't know the heights of the world."

He recalled the little netizen who gave him a lot of wild and unreasonable suggestions. Speaking of which, this girl seemed to have a verbal master-disciple relationship with him? No wonder the cause and effect was not small.

At the beginning, he had not yet come into contact with the power of cause and effect, so he did not consider it so much. Sure enough, status should not be taken lightly.

This time I really met a fellow countryman.

Using this drop of blood as a medium, he calculated, and a blurry river of destiny appeared in his eyes.

From Lin Xi's crying birth to death on the hospital bed, and then to reincarnation, the reincarnation period was suddenly cut off. There seemed to be some mysterious power that made it impossible to speculate.

"It seems that my old friend's time travel is not easy."

Shang An thought about it, and originally wanted to punish him a little, but now...well, he still has to punish him.

Then...

Boom!

Lin Xi, who was about to watch this huge "Taiyi God" joke, suddenly felt her fair forehead being hit hard twice, and a circular red mark appeared.

Her little face suddenly wrinkled in pain.

Then a playful voice sounded next to her ears: "Xixizi, she's so cute! Such a cute little girl, should it be steamed or braised?"

Lin Xi's eyes widened instantly, who was talking in her ear.

She twisted her little head, and the group of old men were still discussing beside her. There was only a maid holding her beside her.

"Jie Jie Jie, it's a pity that there is too little meat now, so let's raise it for a while first."

"When it reaches another hundred and eighty pounds, you can eat it. When the little baby is born from the wisdom of heaven and earth, it will be half braised and half steamed. Tsk tsk, that is a delicacy in the world."

The eerie sound surrounded him, sounding like the howling of ghosts. It could stop a child from crying at night and also frightened Lin Xi.

Then another invisible force lightly pinched Lin Xi's face, making her hair stand on end.

"Who!" Lin Xi's heart trembled and she couldn't help shouting.

"Miss, what's wrong?" the maid holding Lin Xi asked in a panic. The goddess she was holding in her arms was the goddess of the Lin family, so she didn't dare to make any mistakes.

The group of old men nearby heard the commotion and quickly gathered around.

"Xi'er, what's wrong?"

"What happened?"

"No, look at Xi'er's forehead."

"Red mark, who hit it?"

"No, no one met Xi'er just now."

"What's going on! Is there anyone else?"

"Cuilian, what happened just now? Tell me one by one!"

Cuilian is the name of this maid.

Cuilian's face turned pale as she was stared at by all the old men, "I, I don't know, the lady has been in my arms, and no one else came over just now."

The faces of a group of old guys have become extremely ugly. If it is an ordinary baby, it is normal to have a little red mark on the forehead. After all, the baby's skin is delicate.

However, Lin Xitang was born a saint, and his body is difficult to damage even by ordinary magic weapons. How could he be like this for no reason?

Combined with Lin Xi's shout just now, these old guys immediately figured out that there was someone around who was spying on the little princess of the Lin family.

Terrifying power enveloped all directions, and powerful spiritual thoughts swept through the entire Lin family, not sparing a single corner.

Lin Xi is the unrivaled son of the Lin family, and they, the old guys, will fight to the death against anyone who dares to have an idea of ​​her.

He would not hesitate to launch an eternal war for it.

"Wait a minute!"

An old man in a golden robe stopped everyone. He frowned and stared at the red marks in front of his eyes.

The fingers condensed a magical power and reached towards Lin Xi's forehead, trying to touch the red mark, but before they got close, there was a faint fairy light flashing at the red mark.

In just an instant, his finger was completely wiped out on the spot, without even a drop of blood falling. It was completely wiped out.

If it is not recovered in time, it may even affect his entire arm.

"Brother Seven!"

"Seventh Ancestor!"

Concerned voices sounded one after another.

One by one, the old men looked at the blond old man in disbelief. You must know that this man is one of the oldest among the ancestors of the Lin family. It is said that he has touched the realm of immortals. If it were not for the limitations of the world, he would have been

Fairy.

Now someone actually lost a finger out of thin air.

The old man in gold robe waved his hand to scare them away, then looked at his missing fingers. After a long time, he suddenly burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, the Immortal Emperor has blessed me. Xi'er has received the Immortal Emperor's blessing!"

"What!"

Hearing what the old man in gold robe said, the other old men were suddenly shocked.

The Immortal Emperor, the Emperor among Immortals, is an existence that truly stands at the pinnacle of the Immortal Way. He has transcended the world for a long time and was a legend even in ancient times.

Even his distant ancestor of the Lin family was only in the realm of the Immortal King, but in this era when the passage to the Immortal Realm has disappeared, Xi'er was actually able to receive blessings from those existences.

What great luck! What a great opportunity!

The old men who figured it out were overjoyed.

Only the infant Lin Xi was crying without tears. What kind of blessing from the Immortal Emperor was there? It was obviously a big Immortal Emperor-level demon that was eyeing her tender little piece of fat! She was going to fatten it up before eating it.

The red mark on my forehead is probably a mark.

Why is her life so miserable!

Before I had time to fully experience my new life, I was targeted by a big demon who wanted to eat me, and it seemed that my family was not good enough.

But why are you focusing on her? Is it because she is so talented?

Really, she cried to death,

Wuwuwuwuwu...

(End of chapter)