Douluo: I am an extraterrestrial demon

Chapter 342 I was careless and didn’t dodge!

Author: A Tong Shu

Chapter 342 I was careless and didn’t dodge!

Ren Tingting covered her mouth with both hands, feeling even more shattered.

"Hahaha, the sword comes riding on the wind to slay demons. There is wine and joy in the world. Even if I don't have wine, I will be drunk. I can't get drunk with a thousand cups. I am the wine swordsman. Uncle Jiu... No, Lin Jiu, you are a demon."

, why don’t you kneel down and surrender quickly.”

After reciting a poem that had no meaning, Yang Da laughed heartily, and the frustration just now was gone.

Long swords condensed behind him, emitting brilliant golden light, pointing directly at Lin Jiu.

Looking at it this way, under the light effect, it really looks like a fairy, but this fairy's smile is a little bit vulgar.

Lin Jiu's expression was solemn, his fists were clenched and he remained calm, but in fact he was going crazy in the group@.

Lin Jiu: Dear fellow Taoists, help me! I just helped the Ren family get rid of the zombies, and a weirdo attacked me with a pistol. I was so angry that I wanted to go up and catch him, but the man turned into a swordsman. What should I do?

What should I do? @月BUqun@黄grong@Tony Stark@张三峰...Help me think of ways to do it!

Even Shang An was @ed by him.

After saying that, Lin Jiu also posted the video just now.

The best thing about the video function of the chat group is this. It can fully express the aura of the people in the video. The video extracted from Lin Jiu's memory directly covers everything from the blasting of zombies to the appearance of "Sword Immortal".

Inside.

Yan Lingji: Σ(⊙▽⊙, could this be the legendary pretense of being struck by lightning?

Yue Buqun: Sword Immortal? I can’t beat him, so I say goodbye!

Huang Rong: Sword Immortal? I can't beat you. Say goodbye!

Zhang Sanfeng: Sword Immortal? I can’t beat him... Hey, wait, why do I feel like this Sword Immortal is not as strong as me?

Tony Stark: @林九, would you like me to provide you with two of the latest rocket launchers produced by Stark Industries? One shot can blow up a small building, and I'm sure to knock down this skateboarding guy.

He didn't know what the flying sword was, but in his opinion the man in the video was just skateboarding.

Outside the screen, Lin Xi pondered slightly. This person's clothes didn't look like someone from Uncle Jiu's world. With his crazy and evil smile, and the special effects of this sword fairy, it was unmistakable. He was probably a time traveler.

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At the same time, the system sound of the chat group also sounded.

[Ding, traces of extraterritorial evil spirits have been discovered, and a group task has been started to eliminate extraterritorial evil spirits. The number of participants is: 2, and 50,000 points will be awarded. Group members are encouraged to sign up.]

really!

After hearing the chat group system tone, Lin Xi signed up immediately.

To be precise, she should be considered an extraterritorial demon, but it seems that the chat group classification does not belong to the same category as the person in the video, or maybe because she is a member of the chat group, she did not appear in the mission?

Emperor Xi: Don’t be careless. Although this extraterritorial evil demon looks weak, this is not necessarily his full strength.

Huang Rong: Very weak? Oh wow, sorry, I can't beat you. It's me who lowered the group's combat power.

Yan Lingji: Very weak? Oh wow, sorry, I can't beat you. It's me who lowered the group's combat power.

Xihuang: Interrupting the rereading, ahem, in short, the extraterrestrial demons are a group of unreasonable creatures. They may burst out with more powerful power at any time, especially the one in the video, which looks no different from ordinary people at first.

Extraordinary evil spirits require extra caution.

Emperor Xi: What these extraterrestrial evil spirits like most is to cause destruction in various worlds. They are familiar with the information of your world. They use this information to kill people, seize treasures, and rape people's girls. They do all kinds of evil, and they also have the help of a kind of existence called the system.

With their various systems, they can become stronger very quickly.

Xihuang: The system is a very unnatural thing, with all kinds of powers. Some systems can become stronger by completing tasks, some can become stronger by searching for treasures, some can become stronger by recruiting disciples, and some can become stronger by sleeping with beautiful women.

Become stronger, even those who become stronger after being beaten, infinitely resurrected, and become stronger after death! In short, all kinds of incredible things.

Lin Xi has decided to reveal a little bit about what she knows about the plot, and do some work for the former group leader Li Daxian.

With her background, she doesn’t need to rely on spoilers to get things from group members like those big scammers, and whether her identity is exposed or not has no impact on her. She might as well form a good relationship in the group and help business...

Teachers can better develop chat groups.

Zhang Sanfeng: The foreign demons are so terrifying!!!

Yue Buqun: Hiss, that "system" is so weird, it's evil!

When Lao Yue said this, he felt envious in his heart. He also wanted to sleep with the beauty... and also wanted to become stronger!

Morgana: Damn, is there a system that makes people stronger by abusing them? If there is, I will lock up that little bitch Kesha, and then serve her with whips and candles every day, hehehe!

A few lustful smiles appeared on Morgana's face.

Lin Jiu: Guys, I know that extraterrestrial evil spirits are very scary, so can you come and save me? Please, I feel like he can't bear it anymore!

In Ren's courtyard, cold sweat continued to break out on Lin Jiu's forehead.

Yang Da posed in mid-air for a long time, but Lin Jiu below didn't respond at all. He was already a little bored.

Fortunately, those mortals had already kowtowed and knelt down before him, which made him pretend to be a god and felt a wave of happiness in his heart.

If he didn't want to see Uncle Jiu collapse, he would have taken action long ago.

What a wonderful thing it is to break childhood idols!

Baiyue: Sorry, I'm fighting a water monster and can't get away.

Morgana: A group of my boys are being hunted down by the Angels’ little bitches, so they can’t come for the time being.

Zhang Sanfeng: Then come and help me.

Zhang Sanfeng also signed up for the task.

Traveling across the world for the first time, many people may be prepared to wait and see, but no one else signed up to compete. The two task staff quickly confirmed it, and Shang An directly gave it a go.

Lin Jiu also received the individual rocket launcher from Tony without hesitation. The method of using it was just seen in the video that Tony sent.

"Immortal? Come down here!"

A large black and thick pipe suddenly appeared on Lin Jiu's shoulder. The dark mouth of the pipe was facing Yang Da. It was only about twenty meters away. There was no need to aim. Lin Jiu directly pressed down.

button.

Yang Da's eyes suddenly widened: "Fuck!"

Boom boom boom!

The initial speed of this rocket launcher reached a full 150 meters per second. He only had the golden elixir cultivation temporarily, and he had just gained the upper hand, so he was extremely careless. How could Yang Da react now?

In the eyes of everyone, the thing shot out of the tube directly pushed the "immortal" flying out, and then exploded.

A huge wave of air rolled in, flying Lin Jiuchong's sleeves. The servants in Ren's courtyard were even more unbearable. Several of them fell to the ground without stopping, and they all looked at Lin Jiuchong blankly.

The "immortal" just now was actually blown away by Uncle Jiu with a big iron pillar?

"court death!"

A golden sword light split through the billowing smoke, and a gray-haired and ragged Yang Da reappeared in the sky.

The rockets only made him look embarrassed. In fact, it was not a serious problem. The main reason was that he could not adapt to the power in his body, otherwise it would be difficult for the rockets to get close to him.

"I didn't expect that you also have a system. I'm afraid you are also a time traveler. I underestimate you, but if this is the only way, you will still die." Yang Da stared at Lin Jiu and decided not to hold back any more and fight quickly.

quick decision.

"Here comes the sword!"

An exquisite and gorgeous flowing sword was condensed in his hand. It was obviously just a condensed mana, but it exuded a cold light, accompanied by thousands of sword energy behind him.

"Die!"

Countless sword energy gathered into a long river of sword energy, flooding towards Lin Jiu.

"Haha, fellow Taoist Lin Jiu, you're late."

An endlessly flowing Tai Chi yin and yang fish pattern appeared in front of Lin Jiu. The endless sword energy rushed into the Tai Chi pattern and was digested by the Tai Chi millstone like a mud cow entering the sea.

"Zhenren Zhang!"

A bright light flashed in Lin Jiu's eyes, and he quickly slapped the Taoist priest.

In his world, the status of Wudang Patriarch Zhang Sanfeng was extremely high, and the Wudang Sect was also the largest Taoist sect after the Sanshan Taoist Sect.

"You're welcome, Fellow Taoist Lin Jiu." Zhang Sanfeng laughed, and kept moving his hands. When he turned his hands, the Tai Chi Tu immediately spat out the sword energy he had swallowed before and returned it towards Yang Da.

Yang Da's pupils continued to shrink, the previous confidence disappeared, his eyes became extremely solemn, and he hurriedly avoided his attacks, "Who are you."

He already had a guess in his mind. This person was probably summoned by Lin Jiu. Could it be that Lin Jiu had a summoning system?

"I carried the yin and yang in my hands, stepped into the wind and clouds to enter the Taoism, and now I have learned the magic method, the crazy Taoist on Wudang Mountain!"

"The poor Taoist Zhang Sanfeng has met Your Excellency."

Zhang Sanfeng gave his name politely and looked like a kind old man with a kind face.

Yang Da was stunned, Zhang Sanfeng?

While he was stunned, Zhang Sanfeng stepped on the Heavenly Gang and appeared behind Yang Da in an instant.

The left fist was like an arrow, hitting the throat bone, and the right hand turned into a palm, and a Tai Chi diagram emerged, containing both yin and yang energy and being domineering and fierce, and hit Yang Da's waist.

When dealing with such extraterrestrial evil spirits, Zhang Sanfeng would never talk about moral principles.

Danger!

Yang Da woke up, his cultivation was working hard, his head tilted a little, and he avoided Zhang Sanfeng's left hand, but his waist couldn't be taken care of.

Just hearing a "boom" explosion, he hit like a meteor.

The earth shook, smoke and dust rose everywhere, and a huge hole more than twenty meters wide and more than forty meters deep appeared on the spot. Even the Ren family mansion next to it was affected. Fortunately, everyone was standing in the open space. Only

Several people sprained their feet.

The bones and ashes of Mr. Ren were blown away as a result, and the ashes were scattered in all directions, which made a great contribution to the fertility of the land.

Under the pothole, there was an extremely miserable figure lying with twisted limbs. It was Yang Da.

I saw blood flowing like a waterfall on his body, and half of his waist below the chest was missing, leaving only a big hole. Through the big hole, you could still see the wriggling intestines and internal organs inside.

His twisted legs twitched unconsciously, like a salted fish still jumping before death.

"You...poof! You don't have martial ethics!"

Yang Da opened his mouth, and blood and some white fragments flowed out from it. The teeth were shattered by the previous attack.

There was still deep unwillingness and resentment in his eyes.

I was careless and didn't dodge!

Even with the Golden Core Experience Card, his strength is only at the same level as Zhang Sanfeng, not to mention that he has no fighting experience at all.

In the past, he could overpower Lin Jiu with his cultivation, but when faced with Zhang Sanfeng, who was more experienced and had a high level of cultivation, he was in trouble.

"There is no need to practice martial ethics when dealing with foreign evil spirits."

Zhang Sanfeng floated down in the pit and came to Yang Da. His immortal style was just like this, and another palm fell while he was talking.

He had heard everything the leader of the group, Xihuang, said before, and now he didn't even dare to give this extraterrestrial evil a chance to breathe.

What's more, Zhang Sanfeng is not a pedantic Taoist. He has dominated the world for thirty years with a pair of iron fists. If he hadn't cultivated his moral character and stayed away from the mountains for a long time after founding Wudang, how would those monsters and snake gods in the world dare to show up?

Yang Da's increasingly blurry eyes suddenly widened, a look of deep panic flashed through his eyes, and he started shouting for the system crazily in his heart.

[The host is detected to be endangered, start...]

boom!

Yang Da exploded into minced meat. Zhang Sanfeng did not hesitate and used all his strength. Then he condensed the yin and yang millstone to destroy everything, and consumed all the minced meat in the pit.

"I should be dead now." Looking at the pothole carefully, Zhang Sanfeng still didn't dare to relax, thinking about whether to turn over the land again.

Suddenly, a point of light flew out from a piece of soil and flew to the sky like lightning. It was so fast that even Zhang Sanfeng didn't have time to react.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time."

A sweet chuckle rang out, and the white jade-like palm seemed to have been prepared, and happened to stop in front of the light spot, and it was as if the light spot fell into her hand on its own initiative.

With a grasp of the five fingers, a layer of runes circulated, and the shining white light enveloped the light spot, making it impossible to escape even if it rushed left and right.

This rudimentary system itself is not very powerful and has little combat effectiveness. Coupled with the arresting method provided by Shang An, it was easily caught by Lin Xi.

The rest of the people followed the sound and saw a gorgeous woman in palace attire standing there. Her face could not be seen clearly, but they felt that she was extremely sacred, just like a statue of a god in a temple, showing her majesty.

Behind him was a brilliant glow, accompanied by auspicious clouds, and his figure seemed to be both ethereal and real. Even from thousands of meters away, you could see the divine figure here.

Countless people who were awakened even knelt down on the spot and mouthed "God bless you".

"But Senior Xi Huang is in person."

Zhang Sanfeng bowed respectfully, but did not dare to neglect it.

Even though this person had behaved very humbly in front of the group leader before, who was the group leader? This senior Xihuang was not someone he could deal with.

Just sensing a trace of its aura, it feels like facing the heaven and earth directly. It's hard to imagine how strong it is.

Lin Jiu also saluted, but was a little surprised. He did not expect that this senior Xihuang was still a woman.

Lin Xi nodded slightly, "Okay, the task has been completed. I still have something to do, so I won't stay any longer."

If he stays any longer, if those maids find out that he has disappeared, the old guys at home will go crazy.

She is still a baby waiting to be fed, and this appearance is just the dharma body of a saint that was discovered not long ago.

After all, she didn't want her baby's identity to be exposed, that would be too shameful.

"Congratulations, senior."

Lin Xi's figure disappeared and teleported back.

Looking at the empty sky, Lin Jiu couldn't help but look forward to it, "What a fairy!"

Just now, Master Zhang and Senior Xihuang both had magical powers and were so powerful that they could fly into the sky and escape from the earth. When could he be so carefree?

Lin Jiu also wants to become an immortal!

(End of chapter)