Douluo: I want to be a salted fish with my incomprehension

A couple!

The God of Love suddenly sniffed and smiled, "We are not, we weren't in the past, we are not now, and we won't be in the future... probably!"

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Xin Ya frowned and asked, "Why?"

Judging from what was observed today, these two gods must have feelings for each other. The little girl doesn’t quite understand why two people who love each other can’t be together?

When she asked why, the God of Love sighed and said, "We are indeed very close, but we are just good friends, confidants at most."

"Besides, the adult wants a child, and I can't give him one, so why should I bring trouble to him?"

"Why can't you give it?!"

Xin Ya opened her eyes wide, stood up suddenly and looked at her.

Seeing the little girl so excited, Xiao Ai pulled her wrist and asked her to sit down first.

The God of Love said slowly: "I will never have children. This is the price I paid when I became the God of Love!"

As she spoke, she looked at Xin Ya, "So when I saw you, I felt that you were very similar to me before I became a god, and I also felt that I had a connection with you. Your brother Ling was also very good to you, which made me very envious!"

"And the Fifth Worshiper is very similar to Lord Shura when he was young, so I really want to give you a child. And you happen to be the successor to his throne."

Xin Ya looked at her, and for some reason her eyes suddenly turned red: "Sister Xiao Ai, you..."

The God of Love reached out and wiped the corners of her eyes, and comforted her: "Girl, I'm fine. Thousands of years have passed, and I'm used to it! Today, I saw that adults like Xiaoyu so much, and I feel very relieved."

Suddenly Xin Ya remembered the two people who had interacted with Sister Xiao Ai, Xiong Shi and Chen Xin.

She asked curiously, "Does Lord Shura know Xiong Shi? Does he know that you flirted with Chen Xin in Jiubao Liuli Sect?"

“Yes.”

The God of Love smiled and said, "He also asked me when we were chatting. After I told him, he secretly went down to the Spirit Hall and the Nine Treasures Glazed Tile Sect to see Daxiong and Chen Xin. He thought I didn't know."

Xin Ya said excitedly: "Isn't he going to beat up Xiong Shi and Chen Xin?"

爱神大笑着，摆摆手道：“没有揍，因为大人压根看不上他们。”

"That's true. How could a God King look down upon two peak Douluo?"

Although Shura God looked down on the two of them, Xin Ya could hear that Shura God was obviously a little jealous.

In her mind, she imagined that Asura God had gone down to the mortal world to see his love rival out of jealousy. The thought was hilarious!

Speaking of the lion, the God of Love once again thought of the Five Sacrifices and said, "By the way, Xiaoyu is almost two years old and can speak fluently now."

"He has been asking me about his father recently. Why don't you let him meet the Five Worshipers?"

Speaking of Guang Ling, Xin Ya took a sip of wine and said, "Let's talk about it next year."

The god of love held the wine bottle and sighed helplessly.

And in Wuhun City, hundreds of miles away where the two were having a heart-to-heart talk.

In front of the worship hall.

Because they were happy that Guang Ling had broken through level 100 today, the seven priests were drinking and appreciating the moon in the pavilion in front of the hall after dinner.

Qian Daoliu said happily: "Come, congratulations to our Old Five again. Not only did he break through the 100th level, but he also completed the fifth test of the Light God's Divine Test. He is really doing well!"

As he spoke, he raised the glass in his hand.

The other six people also raised their glasses at the same time and everyone drank another glass.

After the toast, Qingluan asked Xiang Guangling: "Old Fifth, what is the content of your final test of the Light God Exam?"

Guang Ling said: "Obtain the power of light inherited from the God of Light, and use the power of light to condense the Sword of Light."

The lion stroked his chin and said, "This is not easy. It is much more difficult than hunting soul beasts. It probably requires comprehension... A-choo..."

Qianjun asked, "Fourth brother, what's wrong with you? You have been sneezing since just now."

The lion touched his nose uncomfortably and cursed, "Someone must be saying something bad about me!"

Jiang Mo joked, "Who else could it be? It must be Miss Goddess of Love. Usually only women like to talk behind people's backs, and the only woman Fourth Brother has ever had contact with is that one!"

"Don't mention it!"

The lion said unhappily, "I don't know why I was so impulsive that time that I hugged her and said something inappropriate, but she has ignored me since then!"

"I wrote her more than a dozen letters, but she didn't reply to any of them! She must have been infected by Xiaoya and learned her temper. She doesn't like to talk to people anymore!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the other five people including Qian Daoliu kept winking at him.

The lion looked at Guang Ling who was drinking silently beside him, then he realized that he had said the wrong thing again. He slapped himself on the mouth and immediately looked at his third brother.

Qingluan coughed and said to Guangling in a soothing tone, "That old fifth, old fourth is always outspoken and not very good at talking, don't take it to heart."

Guang Ling took the wine bottle next to him and said as he poured the wine: "Don't worry, I've gotten used to it in the past two years! There's only one year left before three years. Then I'll go to the Love Valley myself."

Jiang Mo asked, "What if Xiaoya wants to punish you for four years?"

No mistake, just one song, one post, one content, one look!

Guang Ling raised his head and drank the strong liquor: "Then I will wait outside the Love Valley for a year. Anyway, I must see her no matter what, and I will not allow her to leave me!!"

Seeing how determined he was, the other six people looked at each other and didn't know what to say to persuade him.

…

Time flies, half a year has passed.

On this day, Xin Ya felt that the time was almost up, so she directly used the power of her own heaven-defying comprehension system to comprehend the power of the God Patroller.

In an instant, a ten-meter-long blood-red frost sword appeared in front of Xin Ya.

With the blessing of the hunter's power, the Shura Giant Sword also grew to ten meters, and at the same time, thousands of heroic souls were suddenly released from the giant sword.

The powerful force formed by the gathering of heroic spirits filled the entire Wenqing Valley; they were clamoring and roaring!

Just when they were about to break through the restrictions of the God of Love's domain, the God of Shura appeared out of nowhere in the Valley of Love. He released powerful divine power to instantly suppress the heroic souls and re-seal them in the Shura Giant Sword!

Xin Ya immediately put away her martial spirit, flashed in front of the Shura God, and said with lingering fear: "My lord, it's a good thing you are here, otherwise they would break through Sister Xiao Ai's domain restriction and get out!"

Asura God warned: "The power of the Celestial Patrol is quite strong. Although you have comprehended it, you cannot control it until you have completed the last test of Asura God's test."

Xin Ya nodded and said, "Then sir, please start the last test of the Divine Test now."

"good."

With a wave of the Shura's divine hand, the Shura mark on the little girl's forehead appeared again.

As the mark glowed, a deep voice rang in Xin Ya's ears: "The ninth test of the last test of the Shura God's Residence begins: awaken the Shura bloodline and unite the soul and spirit. The time limit is two years."

Just as the deep voice finished speaking, the mechanical voice of the system appeared in her mind.

[Hint: The host automatically comprehends the power of summoning heroic spirits because of his understanding of the profound meaning of Shura God Patrol Hunter.]

[Hint: Your comprehension is amazing. Congratulations to the host for receiving a reward of 25 million points, a total of 25,003,999 points.]

"Twenty-five million points!!!"

Xin Ya was instantly excited and said, "I didn't expect that comprehending the power of the God Hunter would reward so many points!"

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