Douluo: I’m Really not Strong

Did you give up so quickly? !

Seeing Xue Wuji and Xue Mingtong shirk responsibility from each other, Su Xian shook his head in disappointment.

We are all brothers, how can we shirk responsibility like this? !

It's very difficult for him to deal with this. I wonder if he has difficulty choosing? !

"You guys are giving me a headache when you act like this. Since everyone says it's the other person's fault, let's both be punished." Su Xian sighed.

(⊙o⊙)What?

Hearing this, Xue Wuji and Xuemingtong were immediately stunned.

We are quarreling here, and we can just say "we will be punished together" with you, so what the hell are they arguing about?

Depend on!

"If you have any objections, we can talk slowly."

"Don't worry, brother, I'm not an unreasonable person. I always convince people with reason."

Seeing that the two of them seemed a little dissatisfied, Su Xian showed a harmless smile, and then a golden long sword appeared in his hand and cut the ground with a "stab" sound.

Xue Wuji and the other two looked as if they had eaten flies: ....

Is this what you call convincing people with reason? !

We don’t study much, so don’t lie to us!

"No objection, whatever big brother says will be whatever it is?" Xue Wuji and the other two replied immediately.

The long sword in front of them seemed to contain a strange power. If it suddenly burst out, the two of them would have absolutely no room for resistance.

As expected of a big brother who convinces people with reason, they respect reason!

"now it's right."

Su Xian nodded with satisfaction, then put away the sword and said without any doubt, "You two go to the kitchen to help, don't let me eat for free here!"

(⊙o⊙)What?

"What...you want to talk to my sword?"

"Ahem... No, we're going, we're going."

"Well, that's right."

Seeing the two of them walking into the kitchen "happily" under his persuasion, Su Xian immediately smiled.

A few minutes later…

Seeing the chicken feathers floating in the kitchen, Su Xian's face suddenly darkened, and she quickly covered the dishes.

"Second brother, are you plucking the chicken?"

Seeing the whole chicken brought up by Xue Wuji with a sad and angry expression, Su Xian suddenly felt the urge to hit someone.

The outer feathers are gone, but there is a lot of white down on it.

If this can be cooked, I won’t even eat today!

What the hell are you eating? !

"This white hair is so sticky that I really can't pull it out." Xue Wuji felt aggrieved and pitiful, almost crying.

He had never done these things since he was a child. It was too dirty and uncomfortable.

Woohoo~

He is here to earn a living, not to do odd jobs! !

"Can't pull it out?"

Hearing this, Su Xian was slightly startled. He looked up at the place where Xue Wuji plucked the feathers, and then at the dry chicken body. He suddenly felt helpless.

"Did you pluck the hair hard without getting hot water?"

"Why do you need hot water? Can't you just pull it out?" Xue Wuji looked confused.

The chicken feathers were not difficult to pull out. He pulled them out with a little effort, but the fine fluff on them was a bit difficult to deal with.

Su Xian:…….

You are really a primitive and hard-core plucker!

I'm convinced! !

Su Xian covered her forehead with a headache. Su Xian really didn't know what to say.

It was especially shuddering to think that this chicken had to undergo such cruel treatment even after it died.

"Second brother, you need to scald the chicken feathers with hot water to make them clean."

Seeing that Xue Wuji didn't even know this bit of common sense, Xue Mingtong felt a little sad for him in his heart.

Every day I know how to use my hands and feet to compete with others, but I never use my brain at all!

Unlike me, although my talent for cultivation is a bit low, I am an expert in all aspects. Take the realization just now, for example, boiling water is needed to pluck chicken feathers. I understood it as soon as my brother opened his mouth.

Let's talk about these cabbage leaves. I am definitely a good hand. Look at these white and clean cabbage leaves.

Alas~ Sure enough, there is something that is something that is born with. He also wants to keep a low profile, but his strength does not allow it!

"Third brother, please stop saying sarcastic words. If you have the ability, I'll do it for you!" Seeing Xue Mingtong standing and talking without pain, Xue Wuji suddenly became angry.

It’s so easy to make cabbage, unlike mine, which is bitter and dirty, and it’s really difficult for me!

Hearing this, Xuemingtong was speechless immediately, and he ate the cabbage obediently to avoid being cueed.

He is not stupid. It is so easy to sort the cabbage leaves. He can do it for half an hour with just this pile.

hey-hey…

By then the food will be almost ready and you can take it out yourself!

Just...perfect!

"Oh~ you continue to deal with it, I'd better make the cabbage first."

Looking at the chicken in front of him, Su Xian replied speechlessly, and then came to Xuemingtong's side.

Cabbage is easier to deal with. With his ability, he should have done it long ago.

"Brother, my cabbage has been prepared. Look, it's clean and tidy. It's like snow and jade. It will be delicious when made." Xuemington said proudly.

Looking down at the jade-yellow cabbage in the pot, and then at the pile of green cabbage leaves next to it, Su Xian forced a smile.

"Third brother, let's face each other's slogans, the king of heaven will overpower the tigers of the earth?"

"Brother, what do you mean?" Xuemingtong looked confused.

Su Xian:…….

I’m sure, you’re not a time traveler, you’re an indigenous person!

Then I have nothing to say!

Boom!

A direct knock on the forehead, a sharp ringing sound.

"Hi~ohhh...brother, what are you doing?!"

He was so painful that he ran away with his head in his arms, Xuemingtong roared angrily.

He didn't do anything wrong, so why did he attack him personally?

"You usually only eat cabbage hearts when you are in the house, not even the cabbage leaves?!"

Su Xian gritted his teeth and said, "You really don't know how expensive firewood and rice are when you are not a family member!"

I actually threw away all the cabbage leaves. This is such a waste. Could it be that I use all the cabbage hearts to make cabbage fried vermicelli? !

For those who don’t know, I thought you also traveled through time and wanted me to cook boiled cabbage for the state banquet!

"Can these vegetable leaves be used?"

Xuemingtong was stunned, forgetting even the pain in his body, and looked at the green cabbage leaves on the ground with confusion.

He was also thinking about this problem when he was plucking the cabbage leaves just now, but he found that the farther inside the cabbage became, the purer it became, so there was no problem.

"You don't usually eat cabbage?" Su Xian asked through gritted teeth, his face as dark as ink.

Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running? Do you have no common sense at all? !

I am!

You are princes, not immortals who do not eat the fireworks of the world!

"I usually like to eat spinach..." Xuemingtong explained weakly.

Su Xian:…….

Impressed! Impressed!

I'm completely convinced, I'm out of breath, and I can't get over it even if I'm angry...

"Brother, what are you doing?!"

Seeing Su Xian pick up the kitchen knife, Xue Mingtong's face turned pale, and Xue Wuji also rushed over and hugged him tightly.

"Brother, please calm down and tell me slowly if you have something to do. We are all brothers!"

Bang bang!

Not long after, two figures were kicked out of the kitchen, and with a clang, the kitchen door was closed.

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