Douluo: My Father, Titled Douluo
Chapter 371 Take a Good Show Literally
Chapter 371 A good show (literal meaning)
"Sir, did I make a mistake?" My eyes were watery and I felt aggrieved.
The Lord City Lord smiled and touched the concubine with his fat hand.
"After all, this city lord is a nobleman passed down from our ancestors. He is an official from his parents. Naturally, he loves his people like his own son.
If he can withstand the fifty giants, I, the city lord, will have to work for those little people even if I have to work hard."
These words attracted a wave of echoes: "My lord is really worried about them."
"Has anyone ever resisted the fifty-fifty board?" A concubine asked innocently.
"Of course there is. The merchant's shop was taken over by a noble. He came to beg me and actually managed to withstand fifty big boards."
The Lord of the City was pleased with himself and stroked his beard, "I will naturally make decisions for the people in the future."
The women pricked up their ears.
"I want him to marry his beautiful daughter to that nobleman as a concubine. If we become a family, won't we be able to get the shop back?"
"Ah! So that's it! Giggle..."
There was a lot of laughter.
Afterwards, singing and dancing continued in the Lord's mansion.
…
…
Naturally, a group of evil soul masters belonging to the lurking Killing City also heard the ridiculous sounds in the mansion.
"This is the City Lord's Mansion. If we control the City Lord, can we open the city gate?" the evil soul master asked the leader of the evil soul master beside him.
"Well, if we capture the city lord, this Tianyi City will be our world."
The evil soul masters belonging to the Killing City all showed smiles.
"Then go in."
This team of evil soul masters are good at lurking, their martial souls are almost all ghosts, and their leader is a soul saint.
In the Slaughter City, they might not even be able to defeat Tang San, but outside of the Slaughter City, there really aren't many people who are stronger than them... at least not in Tianyi City.
Come to the Lord's room.
The evil soul master rushed in directly, but the city lord was subdued before he could react.
One is the Soul Sage who licks blood all year round and may die at any time.
One is the Soul Emperor who has spent many years of pampering and spending all his energy on women's bellies.
It is clear at a glance who is strong and who is weak.
The women all screamed.
It's a pity that evil soul masters don't know how to show mercy, so all of them had their tongues cut out.
"grown ups!"
There was chaos outside, and the security forces of the City Lord's Mansion also heard the women's screams and came to check.
"Tell them it's okay, or I'll kill you."
The leader of the evil soul master, the soul saint of the ghost martial soul, threatened.
The Lord of the City who was giving advice just now has turned into a soft-footed shrimp and followed the instructions of the Ghost Martial Soul Soul Sage.
"Nothing, I'm just playing a game."
Although the security forces outside did not dare to comment, everyone was snickering.
The city lord's great skill actually caused so many women to scream at the same time.
Maybe the city lord is usually quite ridiculous, but this ridiculous explanation has not been questioned.
When the city lord saw that the people were gone, he was relieved.
At least life was saved.
"You go and open the city gate, can you do it?" Ghost Soul Saint asked.
"Open now?" the Lord City Lord asked.
Youshun Sheng smiled sinisterly, "Do you still dare to have any opinions?"
"..." Lord City Lord.
"Hey, why bother?" An evil soul master interrupted the Ghost Soul Saint's question.
"How can our army get in without him pretending to open the city gate?" asked the Ghost Soul Saint.
"Um?"
Now,
The city lord may have used his fastest reflexes, or he may have used his highest IQ to think about the meaning of this sentence.
The army is outside the city and wants me to open the city gate falsely.
Could it be that the Star Luo Empire’s army is coming?
Tiandou City is located northwest of Tianyi City. The Tiandou Empire is going to die.
Seeing the strength of this group of uninvited guests, the city lord was even more determined in this idea.
He must be someone from the Star Luo Empire, that’s right!
They have all hit our Tianyi City. The front line must have collapsed, and maybe the three princes have also been ordered to stay by the Star Luo Empire.
So as the pillar of the empire who is responsible for the life and death of the country and the inheritance of the family, it is time to choose a bright master for the family inheritance!
The Lord of the City knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times, "The King of the Star Luo Empire has arrived, and I am determined to fully cooperate with the King's needs."
Translated into adult language: Sir, this way.
"..." The evil soul masters.
We just went to the city of killing for just 40 years, but have the hearts of the outside world in mainland China fallen so far?
Shocked by the shamelessness of the city lord, none of the evil soul masters could make a decision.
The city lord who was kneeling on the ground had a layer of oily sweat on his fat body.
Damn it, it must be too late to surrender.
"Can you trust this kind of thing?" an evil soul master said darkly and sarcastically.
Before the city lord could greet him with a flattering smile, the evil soul master waved his arm, and the city lord's head fell down.
Then, the evil soul master cut the city lord into pieces and swallowed his soul. This time, he was so dead that he could no longer die.
Seeing this scene, Ghost Spirit Saint felt angry and asked: "Then how do we open the door?"
"That's it, open the door."
After the evil soul master swallowed the soul of the Lord of the City, his voice sounded exactly like the Lord of the City.
Subsequently,
The evil soul master hollowed out the head of the city lord (physics) and put it on his head, and hollowed out the body (physics) and put it on his body. After sewing it up, it was loose.
"There are so many people's treasures and anointing in there, how can you pretend to be an adult if you don't put some on it?" Ghost Soul Saint laughed strangely.
The remaining evil spirit masters also laughed like monsters.
"Simple."
The evil soul master dressed as the Lord of the City put part of the Lord of the City into his mouth. The originally loose Lord of the City became pot-bellied again, looking like a grown-up.
"You go and deceive the city gate." Ghost Soul Saint ordered.
"you……"
"I... am greedy." The Ghost Soul Saint looked at the city lord's beautiful concubines.
"My tongue is broken and I won't live long."
"Tsk, tsk, it would be better if you died." The Ghost Soul Saint hummed a tune and asked a group of evil soul masters to go out.
So this group of evil soul masters, under the leadership of the 'Lord of the City', went to deceive the city gate.
"Damn it, why can he monopolize those women?!" Several evil soul masters were in bad temper after being driven out by the Ghost Soul Saint.
If it weren't for his strength, he would have killed the Ghost Spirit Saint long ago.
"This city belongs to us, we don't have to have as many resources as we need?" the evil soul master pretending to be the city lord said coldly.
"Too."
Several evil soul masters suddenly forgot about the hatred they had just chosen to devour, and started laughing strangely.
"Who?"
There were soldiers on the city wall who saw the strange laughing group and asked quickly.
The Lord of the City rubbed his chubby belly and said: "Call your officers to come and open the city gate quickly!"
"yes!"
The chief was quickly notified and came out of breath. When he saw the chubby city lord, he quickly asked: "Sir..."
"Open the city gate."
"this……"
"I tell you to open the city gate quickly!"
The city lord slapped his big dick in the officer's face.
Oh, this familiar feeling.
The chief immediately asked for the city gate to be opened.
"Sir, look..."
The officer smiled, rubbed his hands with a flattering expression and asked: "What else is..."
The commander could not speak the second half of the story.
He clearly saw the body of the city lord split open in front of him, and the smell of blood came to his face.
The Lord of the City also noticed something strange. He lowered his head and saw that his matryoshka doll was falling apart.
"Tsk, it's hard to pretend to be fat."
A liquid stream of yellow and red liquid spurted out from the body of the city lord, but before that, the commander was frightened and fainted.
Because the Lord of the City took off his own head.
Literal meaning.
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