Douluo: My Father, Titled Douluo
Chapter 50 Is this fucking eight years old?!
Chapter 50 Is this fucking eight years old?!
In the end, the bread pudding made by Yuan Xunlu was eaten by Oscar.
Because everyone is busy and not in the mood to eat this.
Yuan Xunlu and Yuan Ling'er planned to have a good chat, Shui Xinrou and Shui Bing'er also planned to have a good chat, Ajie and Lu Wei didn't like desserts
Oscar was cheaper in the end.
After enjoying the desserts, Shui Xinrou invited Yuan Xunlu and his party to visit Tianshui College.
Originally Shui Bing'er didn't agree, but Yuan Ling'er agreed too quickly.
When the three 'huskies' heard that they were going to Tianshui Academy, which has the most beautiful women, they were so excited that they jumped up, making Yuan Ling'er roll her eyes.
Tianshui College, reception room.
Yuan Xunlu and Yuan Linger were sitting on chairs, looking at each other.
"So, Dad, which mother are you going to find for me?"
"." Yuan Xunlu.
"They and I are just friends." Yuan Xunlu spread his hands, looking like a scumbag.
Yuan Ling'er immediately added the blow: "Dad, you and Elder Ju are indeed just friends."
"." Yuan Xunlu.
Yuan Ling'er counted on her fingers: "Teacher Bai from Balak Intermediate Soul Master Academy, Pope Bibi Dong from Wuhun Palace, Elder Ju, and Shui Xinrou, the dean of Tianshui Academy.
dad,
Do you think this number will increase in the future?"
"." Yuan Xunlu.
Yuan Xunlu was speechless for three times. Holding back the complaints in his heart, he decided to give Yuan Ling'er a good explanation:
"First of all, Ling'er, you have to believe that most men are good-looking creatures, and men including me are all bad-looking."
In order for Yuan Ling'er to be able to recognize the harm caused by scumbag men in the future, Yuan Xunlu began to commit suicide.
"But it doesn't matter if it's Seppi. It's all Seppi that men can breathe.
The key is to see whether this man is responsible or not.
Like the kind of man who keeps saying, "If anyone dares to hurt you, he must step over my body first." Stay as far away as possible. That kind of man is so eloquent that his words are better than his songs.
If something really happened, let's not talk about the resurrection, just because I'm afraid he would be stupid and commit suicide together.
If he is responsible, he should really dare to point his knife to the person who hurt his wife. I really admire Haotian for this."
Yuan Xunlu felt that he had spoiled too much, so he stopped talking.
Yuan Ling'er thought carefully,
I feel like Yuan Xunlu still hasn’t said why he is related to so many aunts.
So Yuan Linger came to a conclusion:
"Then an unmarried man like dad is called a scumbag?"
Yuan Xunlu had another dark look on his face: "First, I didn't destroy other people's families;
Secondly, they and I were only a little close when we were young, but now we have a sense of proportion and are just old friends;
Third, don’t think of all relationships between men and women as simply spouse relationships.”
Yuan Ling'er actually didn't care at all which aunt Yuan Xunlu liked, she just wanted to discover the gossip about Yuan Xunlu's past.
she asked:
"Dad, have you ever really had feelings for an aunt?"
When hearing this sentence,
Countless beautiful girls flashed through Yuan Xunlu's mind like a lantern,
But in the end, only a few people left an impression.
Shui Xinrou first appeared in Yuan Xunlu's mind, but Yuan Xunlu just touched her head like a big brother;
The cross-dressing man from Juhuaguan also appeared, but Yuan Xunlu just kicked Juhuaguan hard and told him to get out;
Bibi Dong's figure slowly appeared, but when he thought of this woman's arrogance when she first came to Wuhun Hall, Yuan Xunlu had no interest in her. Coupled with her young love brain, Yuan Xunlu had to skip it quickly.
;
There was another girl who also appeared in the dark place. She had always been in the dark place, and later she became Bibi Dong's shadow guard, but Yuan Xunlu seemed to have almost forgotten her face;
There is also a young sword cultivator girl who often laughs with him heartlessly, saying both good and bad things together...
Yuan Xunlu suddenly saw the sword cultivator girl in the distance smiling at him.
"...No." Yuan Xunlu replied firmly.
Before Yuan Ling'er wanted to ask, Yuan Xunlu started to gag:
"Okay, I don't want to talk about this anymore, that's it."
"..." Yuan Ling'er.
Oscar, Ajie and Lu Wei were sitting on the bench by the small lake of Tianshui College. They looked at the campus environment of the most beautiful college in mainland China and sighed:
"This school is so white~"
Oscar was still thinking about Chun and asked Lu Wei: "Awei, you said that after you fall in love with someone, how do you go after her?"
Lu Wei was silent for a moment, then slowly raised his head, his melancholy eyes were full of stories and emotions, his forehead hair fell down, and the sun shone on his marble-like face,
He said:
"I have no idea."
"."Oscar.
What the hell, I thought you looked like a lover just now?
"Why are you looking at me like that! I've never been in love."
Lu Wei felt that Oscar had been in love for three years and he said angrily:
"I just hear more and see more."
When Ajie saw Lu Wei revealing his relationship, he immediately remembered that Lu Wei had laughed at him for being a single man for ten thousand years.
So he held back the fire in his heart and said angrily:
"It's just that the theory is invincible.
Hum hum,
Theoretically speaking, one can be angry with Titled Douluo, but in fact, he is not even at level 30.
Just that kind of rubbish.”
Lu Wei was angry at that time and objected: "At least I have a theory, you don't even have a theory!"
"Sooner or later I will!"
"you have not!"
Seeing the angry Jie rushing towards Ah Wei, Oscar sighed helplessly:
"I would say, you two should work as a pair, that way you will both have experience."
It's a pity that Ajie and Lu Wei didn't hear Oscar's words, otherwise Oscar would have seen how dangerous the world is.
"I really think Miss Shui Bing'er is a very good person."
Oscar once again became a nymphomaniac,
Sudden,
The sharp-eyed Oscar discovered something different by the lake again.
A big man actually appeared in Tianshui College!
To know,
Except for those specially invited by Yuan Xunlu and others, there are usually no male creatures in Tianshui Academy.
So,
How did this big man get out?
At one time, Oscar had already performed more than a dozen storyteller talks in his mind.
"Brother Jie, Ah Wei, look at that stupid big guy."
Oscar pulled Lu Wei's sleeve and pointed at the big man.
"He looks quite handsome."
Lu Wei squinted his eyes for a long time,
"I just feel like an iceberg, with an ice cube face."
Ajie looked enviously at the silly, ice-faced man surrounded by warblers and swallows.
That ice cube face also saw the three Oscars,
Obviously,
For male creatures other than yourself to appear in Tianshui College,
Ice Cube Face was completely shocked.
He walked up to the three Oscars, stretched out his hand,
"Hello, my name is Bingshan."
That ice cube face actually has a good figure. He is 1.9 meters tall and is about the same age as Yuan Xunlu.
But for children like Oscar, who are no more than ten years old, he feels too oppressive.
Ajie stumbled and explained:
"Hello Uncle Bingshan, we came in with the dean."
"uncle……"
Bingshan had a strange expression and held back his discomfort.
He opened his mouth and said:
"Actually, I'm only eight years old."
Lu Wei expressed doubts on the spot: "Is this fucking eight years old?!"
Have you ever seen an eight-year-old who is 1.9 meters tall?
Are we really the same species?
Oscar thought rudely.
"Excuse me... what level are you at?" Ajie asked. Seeing that Bingshan was tall, he thought that Bingshan was very talented in cultivation.
According to Ajie's estimation, the iceberg should be around level 19.
Unexpectedly, Bingshan chuckled and said a number calmly:
"I'm twenty-one."
"Is this fucking eight years old?!"
Lu Wei once again won the title of ‘Civilization Model’.
Thank you for the monthly ticket from You Qi on the other side of the starry sky~
Thanks for the two monthly tickets for one person to invade the earth~
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(End of chapter)
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