Douluo: My mother is the time traveler

At night, in the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex family's territory, two people shuttled between a darkened courtyard.

His sneaky appearance was very suspicious and attracted the attention of several secret whistles.

However, those secret whistles were either discovered and dealt with by Jade Linzhi in advance, or they discovered that these two people were members of the clan, and were sent away by the token shown by Lian Hongchen.

The two went around and around, and finally appeared in front of a rockery.

"Where is Ditian?"

"Emperor, Ditian, this is Ditian!"

Lian Hongchen's face was full of nervousness, and he didn't know if he could fool the young man at this time. He held his little skirt and pointed at the rockery in front of him.

"Do you think I'm drunk? This is not Ditian at all."

Lian Hongchen's heart was lifted.

"This, how come this isn't Ditian? Haha, this is Ditian. Look, this is Ditian."

"You are lying to me. Do you believe I will beat you?"

The commotion had been going on for almost half an hour, and the banquet in the front yard was about to end. He insisted on asking Di Tian to trouble him.

What can she do? She is weak and pitiful. She has been dragging this guy in circles for who knows how long.

Jade Linzhi grabbed her hand with his backhand.

Xiao Paobao became panicked and thought she was going to be beaten. Unexpectedly, the man grabbed the collar of her skirt, pulled it away, and stuck his head over it!

This, this, this, you actually acted like a hooligan when you were drunk?

But don’t act like a hooligan here! It’s not like I won’t let you act like a gangster when you go back to your room!

"vomit--!"

Xiao Paozhan's mind was still empty, and then a warm current slowly flowed from her chest to her abdomen, lying along the way onto her thighs.

Her eyes gradually lost their brightness, and she allowed the other person to do it, the head squeezed into her collar, doing violence to her again and again.

It seems much better.

He let go of the little girl who had been harmed, looked around at the clean ground, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said to Lian Hongchen:

"I didn't just talk casually."

You vomited directly on me!

This time Lian Hongchen understands one thing, what it means to reap the consequences.

If she had known that the drunk Jade Scale would be like this, she would not have tried to force him to drink so much wine at the banquet just now.

She now has a weird sour smell all over her body, and she can no longer let the other party run around with her.

She pretended to be very angry and pulled him back, hoping that the guy would notice that she was very angry and would be a little less angry.

"Where are you taking me?"

"I need to go back and change clothes!"

"oh."

"Where are the old cousin and the others?" he asked again.

"They also went back to rest."

Suddenly Yu Linzhi broke away from her hand again, Lian Hongchen hurriedly went over and grabbed him again: "What are you going to do again!?"

Yu Linzhi almost dragged her away. Little Pao Zhan leaned back, held one of his arms tightly with both hands, and plowed a long path on the ground with his two feet like a hoe.

"Tomorrow is my cousin's big day, and I want to prepare a wedding gift for him."

"But your cousin isn't getting married tomorrow?"

He paused, and Lian Hongchen almost fell on top of him. Fortunately, he stopped, otherwise both of them would be dirty by then.

"Isn't my cousin getting married?"

"Your cousin is not getting married tomorrow."

"You lied to me again, believe it or not, I'll beat you up?"

"He, he will get married the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow. Can we prepare wedding gifts tomorrow?"

"No, I have to prepare now."

This person had no intention of trying to reason with her, and in the end Lian Hongchen pulled her back half-cheating and half-coaxing after his words were worn down. They agreed to wait until she finished changing her clothes, and then the two of them would prepare wedding gifts together.

The arrangement is that they each have a room. In the past, they would stay there only once a year when they came back, and the servants would often clean it.

After lighting the oil lantern, the room became much brighter. Lian Hongchen was worried about letting Yu Lin go alone in another room, fearing that he would disappear again later, so she also pulled him over and let him sit on her bed.

She pulled a screen over, thinking that the vomit on her body was almost soaking her up, so she came back with a basin of water filled with sadness and indignation.

Now it is impossible to take a bath, so I can only simply dry myself.

"You're just sitting here, you can't come over, you know?"

She was about to give a few warnings, but then she realized that the other person looked exhausted again and was lying on her bed like a dead fish.

She breathed a long sigh of relief and looked around.

Anyway, this guy fell asleep, so he changed the basin into a bucket and brought in several buckets of water to prepare for a good wash.

Behind the screen, the girl's clothes were taken off one by one and hung up. Under the flickering candlelight, the figure in the shadow of the screen became more graceful.

Although her breasts may be a little unsatisfactory, the girl who has been fed by Jade Scales for six or seven years looks much healthier. Her skin is like snow, her slender legs are flawless, her waist is like a willow branch, and her neck is pink and pink.

A few hairs are stuck.

Her skin as white as jade entered the water, and finally only her head emerged. Her hair was tied up like a woman's bun and pinned behind her head, and her entire little body was shrunk in the bucket.

She was really exhausted tonight. It felt like she had squeezed out a thousand percent of her potential. She had to use all her martial arts skills to finally appease the young man who had drunk too much.

But if nothing else, this kind of thing gives me a sense of accomplishment, as if she has completed some task of saving the world, but the scales are indeed her whole world. She can't help but change her skin when she thinks of shameful things.

It turned pink, but when I turned around, I found that my world had touched me behind the screen and looked at me.

Who knows how long the other person has been looking at him.

"What are you doing?" This guy complained first.

Lian Hongchen was so shocked that he covered his vital parts and hid in the water, with tears in his eyes, almost pleading:

"I, I'm taking a shower, can you go out first? I'll play with you after I finish."

"Aren't you going to come with me to prepare a gift?"

"How about I go prepare gifts with you after I finish taking a shower? You wait for me outside first. I'll be ready soon."

"I want to drink water."

As she said this, the man actually walked over here, picked up the ladle for scooping water, and planned to scoop water into her bucket.

A person who drinks too much alcohol will indeed want to drink water, but can he drink this water? What if the other party really drinks his bath water? She would be so embarrassed that she would get sick and die immediately.

After finally calming him down, he asked him to go out first and wait. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the boy walking out of the screen, he heard the sound of the door being opened.

This guy ran out again!

The little firecracker hurriedly got out of the bucket, wiped his body casually, put on his underwear and underpants, and put on a small red skirt. He didn't even have time to put on his shoes and hurried out again.

I found that this guy ran into the clan kitchen again at some point. When I walked in, I noticed the smell of alcohol. I don't know how much this guy drank.

Several empty wine jars were put aside, and then this man staggered there, lit the stove, and did not know what he was doing.

"Lizhi, what are you doing?"

She had no shoes on and her feet were dirty. She approached him slowly like a cat and spoke to him cautiously.

"Aren't you hungry? I made some noodles for you."

"I didn't say I was hungry——"

Just when she thought this, her stomach growled unconsciously. She didn't eat much tonight, and she didn't realize that she was really hungry, but she was noticed by the other party when she made a fuss just now.

Both of them know each other well, and they can know what the other person wants to do by their expressions and demeanor.

This guy went to the kitchen to get something to eat for himself. Even if he wasn't conscious, he was thinking about himself... a bowl of something that he didn't know was still noodles was ready and placed in front of the kitchen table.

Lian Hongchen took a bite and found that the noodles were so soft that they were about to rot. Moreover, he must have mixed up the sugar and salt. The whole bowl of noodles tasted very sweet.

She swallowed it with a ferocious look on her face. She turned around and saw that this guy had probably run out of energy after drinking again. He was lying on the table breathing heavily.

From time to time, he would suddenly sit up straight and open his eyes wide, proving that he was not asleep.

Lian Hongchen, who was sipping noodles next to him, smiled and nodded when he saw it, obeying his words and agreeing to him.

Very cute.

This bowl of noodles was extremely unpalatable, but Lian Hongchen still finished it one bite at a time. It is actually a rare experience to make something so unpleasant to eat.

"Scale, Scale? Are you asleep?"

It was almost the third watch now, and the summer night was a bit cool at noon. She moved the guy and found that it was very heavy.

He put his hand on him and then carried him on his back, intending to carry him back.

Halfway through the walk, the guy woke up again, yelling about getting a wedding gift for his old cousin, and then the two of them ran to the pool to play in the mud.

The two of them squatted by the pool. Yu Linzhi took out a lot of mud from the pool and placed it on the shore, kneading it into something unknown.

Lian Hongchen originally just wanted to keep an eye on him and prevent him from running around, but seeing that this guy really pinched something in a decent manner, he couldn't help but squat down and pinch it too.

The two of them worked together to make a clay figurine half as tall as a man.

I can only reluctantly say that this is a human being, with hands, feet and a head.

Yu Linzhi insists on saying that this is Yu Yuanzhen's wife. He has made a daughter-in-law for his old cousin. The more he talks about it, the more excited he becomes. He plans to go and pull his old cousin out now, but Lian Hongchen begs to pull him back.

"My cousin is asleep. Can we call him over tomorrow to check on him?"

Lian Hongchen discovered that this guy became very wise after drinking too much. This kind of wisdom is reflected in his current IQ, which should be only a few years old. He can be coaxed as long as he is coaxed.

"Then remember to remind me tomorrow."

"Yeah, let's come back tomorrow."

"I'll write a name first, otherwise others will ruin it for me."

"Okay, let's write down a name."

Yu Linzhi squatted down for a while, as if falling asleep, and then stood up again: "I can't write, you can write."

How far has this degenerated?

Lian Hongchen sighed, held his hand with one hand, squatted down and wrote the three characters "Jade Scale" on the edge of the pool in a beautiful handwriting.

"We have prepared the gifts. Can we go back and rest?"

"A gift? What gift?"

"A wedding gift for your cousin. Didn't we just prepare a wedding gift for your cousin?"

"Where is the gift?"

Lian Hongchen pointed to the clay statue that was barely human-like, and Yulinzhi squinted at it.

"What an ugly thing, get out of here."

Then he kicked it into the pool, causing the water to splash high.

Lian Hongchen on the side clenched his fists, feeling infinite regret for getting him drunk tonight.

Please, I want to go back to sleep!

What is the nature of this man? Was he such a bad boy when he was a child? Lian Hongchen felt that he was leading a brat with extremely bad nature.

If they have children in the future, they won't be like this, right?

The moon was very low tonight, so low that it seemed as if you could touch it. The young man who finally sat down quietly after struggling all night sat with her.

It's just that the two of them were sitting on the roof.

This guy made a fuss about going to lie on the widow's roof again, but there was no widow's roof here. Regardless of Yu Lin's fault, she took him back to her roof to sit on it.

The sky is full of stars, the Milky Way is bright, and the midsummer night is beautiful.

There was a cool breeze blowing over, and Lian Hongchen experienced the feeling of being a mother in advance. She had many feelings in her heart. She suddenly felt that she had grown a lot after this night.

"Would you like me to sing to you?" The young man held one of her hands and said suddenly.

"OK."

As long as it wasn't a request like lying on the roof of the widow's house, Lian Hongchen would agree to it.

After waiting for a long time, nothing happened.

"I can't sing, you sing."

She sighed: "What do you want to hear?"

He thought seriously for a long time: "How do I know, silly beep."

"..."

All sounds fell silent at night, except for the girl's light voice that rippled through the midsummer night, humming unknown songs alone.

The boy beside her tried his best to open his eyes wide, but this time the energy seemed to be completely exhausted. The little firecracker did not have particularly superb singing skills, but the familiar voice was accompanied by a quiet tune, and the small mouth opened and closed as if there were musical notes floating in the air.

Fly out.

After Lian Hongchen finished singing a song, she found that the young man leaning on her had fallen asleep peacefully, his heavy and long breath rubbing against her neck, making her feel numb.

She chuckled lightly and pinched his nose with her little hand.

"Lin Zhizhen is a bad boy who causes trouble for others."

She gently moved him back to the house, fetched water for him to wash his hands, washed his feet and put them on the bed. Finally, he sat by the bed and washed his lovely feet.

After finishing his work, he finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the boy lying on the bed breathing heavily and being very quiet after falling asleep.

Now she didn't dare to run back to her room to sleep, otherwise she would be in trouble if she suddenly woke up again and let him run out. Fortunately, the soul master's spirit was much stronger than ordinary people, so it didn't matter if he missed a day of sleep.

I sat down and took out a short storybook, and read it with great interest. I didn't know what I was reading, and I would blush from time to time as I turned the pages. Then I looked up at someone lying on the bed.

She got up.

The candles were blown out and the books were put aside.

No one in the dim room saw the girl's red face. She walked to the bedside coquettishly, kicked off her shoes and took off her coat, leaving only her underwear and underwear.

He pushed the boy who was lying in the middle and occupying the entire bed.

"Hmm...huh?"

Got a confused response.

"Lizhi, would you like to sleep a little bit?"

The young man turned over, and the little firecracker happily climbed up, grabbed a little quilt to cover himself, and put it on the young man's back, getting ready to sleep peacefully.

After thinking for a while, he shook the sleepy guy again.

"Li Zhi, can you hold me to sleep?"

"Um."

He must have heard the voice of the person he was most familiar with, and he didn't refuse in his daze. He was shaken and turned over again, hugging the soft and delicate body next to him into his arms.

Little Paozhou curled up his ten cute toes together, then put his little feet on top of the big feet, looked up at the face, and whispered a test.

"Scale? Scale?"

No response.

She squinted her eyes like a fox, huddled in someone's arms like a kitten, put her head on the other person's chest, and took a deep breath of the other person's scent, feeling unparalleled satisfaction from the inside out.

"Good night."

The night was quiet until the sound of their breathing and heartbeats intertwined.