Douluo See You For a Long Time

Chapter 867: A fart friend

Tang Hao and Wuhun Palace had a dog-eat-dog fight online, which made Bibi Dong, who represented Wuhun Palace in the competition, very embarrassed. She had never thought of becoming an Internet celebrity, so she had very few followers on her social account. In this public opinion war , there is no room for improvement.

Because she did not encounter the perverted behavior of a perverted teacher in her childhood, Bibi Dong's character appears to be much more cheerful than in the original work. Even though the martial spirit is a spider, she does not show viciousness and violence in the competition. Instead, she always clicks to the end, giving people The impression is quite good.

And this is normal. Bibi Dong is not crooked. As the saint of Wuhun Hall, she represents the reputation of Wuhun Hall. In order to restore its reputation, Wuhun Hall has made a desperate move and is preparing to use her appearance and The saint, who is quite capable, is used as a publicity target and is trained as a group idol.

When he heard the news, Cheng Ying sprayed Sprite five meters away and almost choked himself to death.

"What the hell? In order to save the ruined Wuhun Temple, did the saint choose to become an idol?" Cheng Ying wiped his mouth and sorted out his thoughts: "By the way, if this is also the inertia of the plot, how will it develop in the future?"

Ice Emperor was also shocked by the news and his eyes widened, and he whispered softly: "In the original work you mentioned, wasn't there a fruitless love affair between Bibi Dong and the master?"

"Huh? So what do you mean?"

"I remember you said that it is best for idols to have no lovers, otherwise they will lose fans like crazy. Do you think this is the reason why Wuhun Palace prevented Bibi Dong from getting together with the master?"

Chengying: "??"

"Although the painting style seems a bit strange, what you said makes sense! By the way, who is Bibi Dong's opponent in the next match! Let's take a look!"

Chengying flipped through the competition schedule and was dumbfounded. In the next round, Bibi Dong faced off against Yu Xiaogang, the only soul master competing as a Contra cultivator.

"Tsk, tsk! The abuse is about to start again! But this time it feels so bloody! Why is the character of the master so similar to the poor boy that the rich daughter falls in love with?"

"Actually, it's almost the same in the original work! Douluo is almost ruined by you, and good fantasy novels have been made into an urban style." Ice Emperor complained.

"Anyway, let's watch the game! Grandmaster can practice Contra, but I don't know if these two can cherish each other."

The competition was held on the next day. Chengying personally paid attention to the scene of the competition. The master's martial spirit was still the Luo Sanpao that looked like Pikachu. The soul power was so rich that even the master could cultivate to the eighth ring. Contra.

Who said that Jiupin Zhizhi is now an over-the-counter drug and can be purchased in major pharmacies? In the original work, the master ate this thing and finally broke through level 40. In this life, he simply soaked this thing in wolfberry and drank it. It is not surprising at all that he has practiced Contra.

As the game started, Bibi Dong was stunned for a moment by the master's eight soul rings, and asked subconsciously: "Are you a pilot? Where is your mecha?"

"I'm not a pilot, I'm a soul master." The master gave an unexpected answer: "If you underestimate me too much, you will lose miserably. This is the fourth round of knockout, and it is impossible for anyone to miss three consecutive games. .”

Bibi Dong also became cautious after hearing this. The master's words meant that he had at least defeated the titled Douluo. Perhaps it was because his martial spirit was particularly powerful. Fearing the master's strength, Bibi Dong did not hold back, and the domain bloomed immediately. .

But the master's martial spirit surprised her. Luo Sanpao didn't look like a powerful martial spirit at all. Although detached beast martial spirits were not uncommon, they were usually powerful and domineering spirit beasts. This one in front of her was really real. It's a little too silly and cute.

However, the master didn't mind the image of his martial soul at all. He suddenly took out several tons of radishes from the soul guide. The cute Luo Sanpao immediately opened his big mouth and ate all the radishes in a few mouthfuls.

"The fart is like thunder! Three cannons blasting through the sky and cracking the earth!"

This time Luo Sanpao's attack was really a bit earth-shattering. Faced with the deafening fart sound, Bibi Dong's beauty turned pale. Not to mention a beautiful girl like her,

Even normal people would avoid it in the face of the overwhelming yellow clouds.

Even though the yellow mist and impact were unable to cause damage to the Titled Douluo, Bibi Dong still quickly retreated to avoid Luo Sanpao's stinky impact. She even suspected that the last Titled Douluo who was defeated was smoked into giving up.

But Bibi Dong didn't notice that the yellow mist had evenly mixed with the air. Just when she was about to retreat to the edge of the ring, the voice of the soul curse came from the master again.

"Three-gun barrier! Seal!"

A layer of purple translucent barrier divided the arena into two sealed halves, one half was the master's side, and the other was Bibi Dong's side filled with yellow mist.

"Damn it! This tactic is too disgusting!" Bibi Dong gritted his teeth, wanting to beat the master.

"Did you think that was the end of it?" The master stood with his hands behind his hands and softly uttered one word: "Explode!"

Sparks flashed, filling the side of the yellow mist, and exploded. The fierce sparks almost filled the barrier. The farts evenly mixed with the air triggered a violent explosion, perfectly exerting its power. The barrier shattered, and the air flow headed towards The master swept over and blew the corners of his clothes.

The smoke dissipated to reveal a huge cocoon on the ground. At the critical moment, Bibi Dong used spider silk to turn into a cocoon and wrapped herself in it for protection, thus escaping the disaster.

The cocoon cracked, and Bibi Dong walked out of it intact: "I admit, I still underestimate you. If you can achieve this level with such a martial spirit, I would like to call you the strongest in Contra. "

"Unfortunately, that's all I can do. Since you withstood my attack, I can only admit defeat! After all, I'm not good at fighting."

After admitting defeat, the master drifted away, leaving behind a handsome figure with fluttering clothes. Ever since, the love affair between Bibi Dong and the master started from this fart...

"Ah... this... this is such a hopeless world! Being handsome means you can do whatever you want! Tsk tsk! How can someone pick up girls just by farting! It's so unfair!" Cheng Ying gritted his teeth.

"Maybe it's because your face was pinched! Girls should be able to feel the inside of you, a fat bastard." Ice Emperor said with a venomous tongue.

"Damn! I'm so fat! I was very handsome in my previous life! Ahem... Even if I'm not handsome, I don't know how ugly and fat I am."

"Well, then it must be the same as Chou and Feili!"

"No!" Chengying was furious.

"Forget it, let's not talk about it. I can't provide any evidence anyway. Bibi Dong has already appeared. Where is the master's sister? Why hasn't Liu Erlong come out yet? I'm still waiting for Bibi Dong to see the master and Liu Erlong. Kiss, and then say something like it’s obviously me first, or why are you so good at it!”

[To be continued]

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