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Oscar watched Ma Hongjun climb out of the wall. As a born old snake, Ma Hongjun could find unscrupulous hair salons, pedicure parlors, bathhouses, and the like with his toes. This was an innate intuition that was extremely accurate.

Just because you can find it doesn't mean you can get in. Ma Hongjun's makeup skills are indeed good. But being able to make your face mature doesn't mean you can make your height taller.

Ma Hongjun has grown very fast, but at this age, even if he puts boosting pads in his shoes, he is only nearly 1.2 meters tall.

With this height, as long as he doesn't have a brain twitch, you can definitely see that there is something wrong. However, Ma Hongjun is also capable. I still don't know if he has eaten meat. But when Oscar saw him again, he was already being pulled over by the local police.

He's back.

It seemed that he was not good enough and had been involved in an anti-pornography campaign. But because he was too young, he could not be convicted and was deported.

As for the not-so-serious barber shop he went to... I can only say that they are unlucky. If you do business with an underage, you will be severely fined. But if the underage reaches Ma Hongjun's level, the shop owner may not be able to leave in a short time.

coming.

In the dormitory, Ma Hongjun held a pocky, took a sip as if he was smoking a cigarette, and then exhaled.

"No matter how much you smoke a chocolate bar, you can't spit out smoke!" Oscar couldn't help but complain, why smoke a pocky for nothing? Do you think you are from Texas?

"Ouch! You don't understand!" Ma Hongjun pretended to spit out smoke again: "You are still a child and don't understand the happiness of adults like us!"

"What an adult! You haven't even celebrated your fifth birthday yet!" Oscar's mouth twitched: "What on earth did you do! I saw you when you were peeing, what can you do at that level?

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"I told you that you don't understand. This is happiness that only adults understand. A nerd like you who lusts after little lolita every day won't understand."

"Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you up!"

"Come on! Who is afraid of whom?"

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Almost at the same time, the local public security agency received a report. During the latest anti-pornography and anti-illegal work, the local police discovered an extremely egregious case of child labor.

The suspect is suspected of hiring male children to provide sexual services. The service content is not limited to rubbing, licking, and buckling. The circumstances are extremely bad. The local police have criminally detained the suspect. The court will hear the case in the near future...

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Cheng Ying was naturally concerned about the Shrek Seven Devils. After seeing Ma Hongjun perform such a unique trick on him, he was completely confused.

"Good guy, I thought it was incredible enough that Naruto could develop excellent seduction techniques at a young age. This guy was almost detained for such a thing at the age of five. You are worthy of him!"

Cheng Ying asked himself, this time it was definitely not his fault. He had never interfered with Ma Hongjun at all. It was absolutely his own fault that this guy got into this mess.

"I think there are huge loopholes in the laws of the Tiandou Empire. Minors like Ma Hongjun will not be punished at all." Ice Emperor sipped the drink from the trophy.

After eliminating many weird-flavored drinks such as bean juice, cherry cola, and Dr. Pepper, Hyokui was finally able to taste the drinks in the cup with greater peace of mind.

"There is nothing we can do about it. The law does not stipulate things that are completely unnecessary. For example, the law does not stipulate that it is illegal to eat and defecate in public restrooms, because normal people cannot do this!

Do you think a normal four-year-old child can know how to go to a hair-washing girl and be so skillful in getting wetness on his fingertips?" Even now, Cheng Ying still feels very painful.

"But after this time, the Tiandou Empire will probably consider legislative management of this aspect. However, it is estimated that it can only restrict the provision of services to minors and increase the cost of crime. There is no other way. Except for a very small number of freaks, people under the age of five

There is no way to think that they have the capacity for civil conduct." Cheng Ying said helplessly.

There are some things that cannot be solved no matter how advanced the technology is. Otherwise, why would there be so many people saying that sociology is pseudoscience? This kind of thing is difficult to use precise calculations to get a quantifiable result, which is also the biggest headache for Chengying.

One of the questions.

Tulip's current method of solving this problem is quite simple and crude, something that only the ancient imperial system can do.

That is to establish Chengying's separate brains on various planets, and use mental power to monitor every move of every resident on the planet. This kind of situation without any privacy will definitely explode on the earth, but if it is everyone

If everyone is being monitored, and the reputation of the monitor is high enough, then over time, most people will become accustomed to it.

Just like on earth, we have gradually become accustomed to filling in personal information into various websites and applications, accustomed to targeted advertising, sales calls, accustomed to big data analyzing personal preferences, accustomed to the recommendation page of a certain product

If you see an airplane cup or a ball (cross out)

"Okay, let's ignore them for now. Let's go and queue up a dungeon! With our strength, we should be able to get some things." Cheng Ying licked his lips. In the horror paradise, there is an almost invincible piece of equipment.

Once you get that thing, you can basically run amok in the game.

"Okay! What dungeon should we arrange this time? You don't want to preach, right? Every time I see you handing compulsory course 1 and elective course 3 to the NPCs in the game, and also seriously instructing them to learn 3-

The basic formula in 3 feels extremely inconsistent with me." Ice Emperor couldn't help complaining that Cheng Ying's missionary posture was too weird, and there were no such weird missionaries in history.

"Tch! Do you understand what knowledge is power?" As he spoke, Cheng Ying took out the original book "Basics of Psychic Applications". The thick book cover was covered with hard alloy. The spine and the edges of the cover were covered with ferocious markings.

The thorns actually had a blood groove on them, and a tough metal chain was connected to the bookmark. Its thickness did not look like it could be used as a bookmark.

By grabbing one end of the chain, you can swing this thick, thorny book like a meteor hammer.

"I added sharpness, critical strike, shattering, rage, bull power, and many other spells to the book.

The believers who hold this book can use their own methods to let their enemies understand that knowledge is power!"

ice King:"……"

God, knowledge is power. Is there something wrong with your understanding of this sentence? The power of knowledge certainly does not mean sticking knowledge on the enemy's face at a high speed of 180 meters per second! It certainly does not.

Bar!

[To be continued]

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