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Chapter 1018 Death by drowning

The NPC was satisfied after Chengying's crimes were told. Although it was a story in the game world, for the NPC who was a character in the game, it was no different from reality.

There is no doubt that these game characters listed are all murderers. Even if they are set as the righteous party in the game, the way they achieve their goals has already committed a lot of blood debt.

After the two succeeded, they obtained plot props. The trash-talking tree spirit must die, and they also learned a shortcut to the mission location.

They need to first pass through the Taunting Woods, then pass through the Ghost Swamp, and successfully reach the Temple of Faith.

And they only had two hours in total. It seemed that time was very tight. Fortunately, Chengying didn't insist on passing the level.

When the two came to the mocking forest, they immediately understood why Al Quan had to die and why the tree spirit who created the trash-talking tree had to die.

These taunting trees understand the essence of trash talk. Each insult is different for each person. All insults hit the most painful part. They are also particularly good at exposing people's wounds.

For example, Ice Emperor heard words such as "a 1.5-meter dwarf", "a steel plate that can make people look at the wall and think about their mistakes", "an ape climbing to overcome its sorrow" and so on. The meaning is unclear, but it makes people extremely angry.

"What's wrong with you guys!" Ice Emperor gritted his teeth, pulled out the tree spirit that was talking trash and must die, and began to chop down trees crazily.

Regardless of level or skills, Cheng Ying and Ice Emperor were far superior to other players. In terms of efficiency in chopping down trees, they were really not that good. Soon a large number of trash-talking tree spirits were chopped down to the ground, but even if they were on the verge of

Death, still unafraid, continued to verbally abuse the two culprits. It seemed that the Taunting Tree didn't care about its own life and death, which made people even more angry.

"Okay, don't argue with them. There is a dead tree of ridicule in front of you. It merged with an undead. It was an unlucky guy who pursued immortality. After being deceived, he finally gained immortality, but he grew up with the tree.

At the same time, in a sense, eternal life is also a kind of eternal life.

After a while, you cut him from the waist. If you successfully cut it off, we can get a piece of equipment. It can help us move forward in the ghost swamp."

After the Ice King gained his body, he naturally made no mistakes. He successfully cut down the tree that was fused with the undead, and obtained the equipment inside. It was still a piece of equipment that could only be used in this copy. Pessimist's Head, listen.

The name is very catchy, but in fact it is just a helmet.

"Bringing him with us, we can see a safe path in the Ghost Swamp. However, the equipment we want to get is also hidden deep in the Ghost Swamp. We must conduct in-depth exploration to obtain it."

Ice Emperor wrinkled his nose and showed a strange expression: "Why do I feel that the smell is not right? Is this what a swamp smells like? Why does this smell a bit like..."

"Well, you guessed it right, the smell is shit. There is nothing wrong with calling the so-called ghost swamp a poop swamp. There is only a narrow safe path in the swamp that can lead to the other end of the swamp.

Ordinary players will fall into the swamp once they make a mistake. At this time, their teammates will often not think of saving them. Imagine if you try to pull a teammate who falls into the swamp. The player who saves the player is also likely to be pulled.

Into the swamp.

Even if a player who falls into a swamp manages to crawl out on his own, he will be strongly disliked by other players because of the smell and things on his body. Especially in this game where you are not allowed to take off your clothes, these filthy

It’s almost impossible to clean.”

"Stop, stop, stop! Can you stop talking? I'm about to vomit." Ice Emperor's face was pale, and he smelled the smell in the air. Just thinking about the situation he was going to face next made people shudder.

"It is precisely because people don't want to stay in this kind of place for a second that the system can hide a super powerful legendary item here. This is completely in line with the difficulty of obtaining powerful items."

"Yeah, it's really so difficult that people don't want to try it at all!" Hyokui said while retching, regardless of whether he was a human or not. Most creatures have an innate sense of repulsion towards feces.

Even in ancient times, after carnivores hunted prey, most of them would give up their digestive system when eating, and even if they could eat, they would throw out the feces inside first. It can be seen that this instinct has been engraved in the bones of living creatures, and it is not

If you are not a human being, you will not feel uncomfortable with feces.

Not every animal has the talent of maggots and dung beetles. As for dogs...the reason why these animals love to eat excrement is puzzling even to Cheng Ying.

As the strong stench in the air became clearer, the two of them came to the poop swamp. The endless poop-yellow swamp made people not want to move on after just one glance.

But the destination of the two of them is in this swamp. Even if they don't want to move forward, they can only bite the bullet and go forward.

As if intending to lighten the atmosphere, Cheng Ying put on a vicissitudes of life expression towards the swamp, and loudly said in a tone as if he hates the iron, "Then just hold on to your ideals and drown yourself in shit!"

"Drowning in feces is such a terrible way to die! And the coyote will cry! It will definitely cry! Death by drowning in feces sounds more miserable than selling oneself to Alaya!" Hyokui finally couldn't help complaining.

came out.

"Ah! I just wanted to lighten the atmosphere a little, and it seems I succeeded!" Cheng Ying said proudly.

"No! You didn't relieve the atmosphere at all. Instead, I feel even more uncomfortable now. If I fell down inside, I would forcefully retreat without hesitation! I would rather smash the gaming helmet than fall in.

"The Ice Emperor said frantically.

Cheng Yingtou led the way, shaking his head as he walked: "Tsk, tsk, tsk! You don't understand! Shit is an extremely precious fertilizer. Did you know that in the eighth century in Europe, planting one millet could only yield two grains?

By the 16th century, the amount had increased to eight times, and from the 18th to 19th centuries, it had increased to ten times. They already thought this was a miracle.

But in the mysterious country in the far east, equivalent to the Qin and Han Dynasties before the park, it was possible to sow and reap twenty, precisely because of the rational use of excrement."

"Stop! Stop talking. Although you are talking about the advantages of feces, after you finished talking, instead of feeling better, I felt even worse. I'm afraid if you continue talking, I will have a psychological shadow and lead to reality.

I also have some bad fantasies about various grains." Ice Emperor didn't want to speak, and even wanted to kick Cheng Ying into the swamp.

But after thinking about it, she gave up this dangerous idea. If Cheng Ying was kicked into the swamp, it would probably be useless in the future, so it was better not to try it.

[To be continued]

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