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After Poseidon came to this world, he spent almost half of his time in a state of confusion. The cultural impact of the other world was too strong. It is also human thinking, so why is the gap so big? Do a good job in sword and magic.

Isn’t the world a bad place?

Poseidon now wanted to ask what Tanmei meant and what 0 was. From the stylist's tone, he couldn't infer that these two things were definitely not good things.

However, judging from the tone of the other party, this should be common sense. Would it be too strange if he asked?

While he was struggling, the stylist had quickly helped him complete the transformation of his hairstyle. The originally heroic Poseidon, who had a hairstyle somewhat similar to that of a Super Saiyan, was cut into a short haircut in the blink of an eye.

Fortunately, the gods in the divine world do not have the concept that their bodies, hair and skin should be inherited from their parents and should not be harmed. They have no resistance to haircuts, but the hairstyle he has right now...

Although Poseidon's aesthetics is slightly off, judging from how well he can pinch his own face, he still has a good handle on his appearance.

So this hairstyle does look pretty good, but it looks a bit girly when you look at it from the left.

The stylist also noticed the disapproval in Poseidon's eyes. He smiled and explained: "This kind of hairstyle is popular now. Men who are so masculine are no longer popular.

Let me tell you, what about a creature like a woman? His preferences should be divided into two aspects. One aspect is their preference for the opposite sex. The first requirement is to be handsome, and the second requirement is that the personality must be inspirational!

You must have an inspiring ambition to become the king of the world. Women will like this kind of pursuing man.

Another aspect is their need for children. Don’t believe it, women’s natural motherhood is very deep-rooted. When they don’t have children, this love will be passed on to their partners.

So your character cannot be particularly masculine. You have to show weakness at the appropriate time. Let them have the opportunity to show their maternal nature. Look! This is a star who has become popular recently. You see he broke his finger while taking pictures.

What are the messages below? Apart from being distressed, they are all about mothers who love you, but you can’t believe it all, there are many male mothers in them.”

Poseidon had not yet recovered from the impact of the world view, but asked instinctively: "Can I ask, why do my fans only consider women?"

"Don't you understand something? Do you like men or women? You are a man! It is definitely easier to win over female fans than male fans! And let me tell you, those female fans now

Celebrities are no longer popular.

What do you do to make money now? Make movies! Livestream and sell goods! These things! You have to count on your audience to consume. If your fans don’t consume, it’s useless no matter how popular you are. The company doesn’t need it

This is the kind of person who can't sell anything.

Have we ever made statistics before to see where men rank in the consumption system?”

Poseidon shook his head: "I don't know!"

"fourth!"

"Huh? Fourth?" Poseidon looked confused: "Man, woman, and child, there are only three of them. Did you list the old man separately?"

"No! No! There are too few old people now, and their life spans have become longer. Those who can be considered old only account for one or two percent of the entire planet's population, and they have basically no spending power.

The number four is like this, women are first, children are second, dogs are third, and men are fourth! Did you see that men’s spending power is not even as good as that of dogs. What’s the point of asking for male fans? It’s not even as good as fans.

It’s true that you are a fan of a bunch of dogs.”

Poseidon: "???"

"Okay, I won't bullshit you. That's about it for me. Your hairstyle must be like this. As for the design of weapons and armor, you have to wait until your people set it up first.

.

They are arrogant, weak, naturally stupid, and have split personalities. They all have different design ideas. If I figure it out now, the character design won't match by then, and it will be in vain."

"What is split personality?" Poseidon felt that the world was too complicated.

"Well, this is a personality type that has only appeared recently. Not long ago, a star who took this path became popular, and later many people followed suit.

This is a combination of the idea I mentioned before, and it also needs to meet women's needs for the opposite sex, give them a sense of security, and satisfy their motherhood.

The celebrity who was popular before had a split personality. Whether he really has this problem, we dare not say, we don’t know, but what about this person in normal times? He is just weak, naturally stupid, and anyone can bully him.

He has a very good temper, but whenever he encounters a dangerous situation, his second personality will awaken. Then he will become a cold and powerful killer.

Your words are not suitable for this path. The main reason is that your weapons are too destructive. You really don’t need to wash your harpoon. Who do you think a master will hold a harpoon in his hand during a duel?

.”

Poseidon: "..."

"That's not a harpoon! It's a trident!"

"Okay! Trident...but your rich gold paint...forget it, I'll find a way to change it! I'll try to change it according to Zeldari's wife gun, maybe it can save it.

"

Poseidon felt that he was being despised. After all, the artifact in his hand was a genuine artifact, but it was completely looked down upon. He really couldn't bear this.

"I said this gun of mine is a sacred weapon after all! It's such a powerful weapon, and you dislike it so much just because it's not handsome enough?"

"Huh? An artifact?" The stylist was shocked: "You told me this thing is an artifact? Don't be ridiculous. How could there be such a weak artifact? I thought you were too powerful and didn't bother to use it.

You took advantage of it. You just chose such a simple weapon that has no advantages other than being strong, but you really treat this thing as a treasure?"

"It has no advantages other than being strong..." Poseidon repeated these words, feeling that his heart was hurt by a critical blow. This was an artifact that he had made with the strongest materials in his hometown. It had been carefully maintained and infused with divine power for countless years.

.Why did it get an evaluation that has no merit other than being sturdy?

"I think you don't believe it! Come on, come on! Today I will open your eyes. I designed a sword for someone some time ago. If you say that the weapon I made, it must be flashy, but it is definitely better than yours.

That thing is much better. It just hasn’t been shipped yet. I’ll give it to you to take a look at.”

With that said, the stylist pushed open his studio and took out a sword.

[To be continued]

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