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"Hey! I don't have any godfather, hell! You look younger than me!" Tony refused to take any advantage, but his artificially retarded Jarvis came to cause trouble.

"Mr. Tony, through human recognition analysis, the person in front of you who calls himself Chen is 95% similar to your father's friend during his lifetime, Chen Augustine. The data shows that your father was indeed in Chen's last

During the operation, you promised that if he could come back alive, he would be your godfather. However, in the data, Chen died in the mission, and his personal achievements were suppressed because he was a yellow race. Nowadays, he is rarely

People know.”

"Haha! Thank you so much! Jarvis! I will definitely throw your chip into the crusher as a thank you." Tony was stabbed by his own artificial intelligence, and his mentality exploded at this time.

"You're welcome, but I would like to change the thank you procedure."

"Damn it! I didn't really mean to thank you, you artificial retard!" Although Jarvis was much smarter than before, it still gave Tony a headache.

"Look, even Jarvis spoke for me, I've thought about it! From now on, we will have our own affairs, I will call you brother, and you will call me dad!" Cheng Ying held it in for a long time and finally said this

The joke was played out, but Tony used his trembling hands to remove Jarvis's robot hand and smashed it towards Cheng Ying.

"Oh my God! Murder the Godfather!" Cheng Ying shouted as he ran. Tony, who was chasing after him with a robotic arm, was temporarily blinded by anger. He soon woke up and realized that Cheng Ying was definitely inhuman.

With his fighting power, if he had any ill intentions towards himself, he would have taken action against him long ago. How could he allow his ordinary body to run around the room with his mechanical arm chasing him.

"Who are you?" Tony calmed down and restored his character that was about to collapse.

"Ha? Didn't I say that? I am your godfather. When I fought with the Red Skull, the Red Skull was so arrogant that he almost wanted to destroy the world. I joined forces with Captain America and launched an epic earth-shattering battle with the Red Skull.

With concerted efforts, the Red Skull's plan was stopped.

But who knew that the Red Skull was extremely cunning, and there was something wrong with the Cosmic Cube itself, which made him teleport me into the starry sky in an attempt to banish me forever!

But how can I be so easy to deal with? I am Captain America's instructor. Even in the universe, I have been very successful. First, I outsmarted Thanos, the overlord of the universe, and survived his genocide.

Ego, the god of the planet, dealt with him and foiled his plan to devour the universe.

Afterwards, I fought hundreds of battles, large and small, without losing a single one. My reputation was spread throughout the universe. Even Odin, the King of Gods, had to pay me great respect! After going through a lot of hardships,

After ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, I have just achieved enlightenment...ah no...just now I have returned to the earth."

Tony: "..."

"Jarvis! What did my father say about Chen Augustine? This is the first time I have seen a guy who brags to such an extent without blushing!"

"Mr. Tony, I found your father's original words: That guy Chen is a funny guy with a vicious tongue and extremely narcissistic. I have never seen a more exaggerated narcissist than him! He can even flush the toilet.

Ant Nest, a magnificent war described in tens of thousands of words vividly, and he can say it in one breath without stumbling. According to him, this is a traditional art called cross talk in his hometown. It seems that the Far East is too mysterious and far away.

It’s much more open than I thought.”

Tony: "..."

What the hell... a traditional artist with a poisonous tongue, a funny tongue, and a narcissistic mania, I am a real person!

"Damn it! You are just as narcissistic as my father described you!"

"It's a little worse than you. At least I won't go out and tell the world loudly that I am Iron Man! Wuhu! What a shame! Does Howard's son like this tune?"

"Shut up! If you are really Chen, then there must be something missing from my father's evaluation that he is extremely talkative! This is the first time I have met a guy who is more talkative than me!" Tony covered his head, his train of thought interrupted.

: "What do I want to say! By the way! Seventy years have passed, how can you still be so young!"

"Look at my old partner, Steve, the century-old Popsicle, wasn't he very young after he was dug out?" Chengying smiled and took out the photo of Captain America after being thawed.

"That's because he was frozen for seventy years. Not only that, he was also injected with super soldier serum, and you are just an ordinary person."

"You are totally wrong to think so. I have also been injected with the super soldier serum! Dr. Erskine gave me a bottle of serum before the final battle. At the critical moment, I injected the serum before fighting Steve.

Together with my husband, we defeated the Red Skull’s conspiracy!”

Tony shook his head: "Dr. Erskine had already lost his memory at that time! The Super Soldier Serum is out of print, and you can't get another bottle!"

"No, no, no! Dr. Erskine lost his memory entirely because I mastered the entire process of making the super soldier serum. This technology no longer needs to be worried about being lost. I participated in the entire process of serum development back then."

Tony found that there seemed to be nothing to question. The other party probably really went to an alien planet. As for how to return to the earth from the alien without anyone noticing, this was not a problem. He could avoid human beings' backward observation equipment and land.

The ground is probably the easiest.

"Okay! I'll take what you said to be true, but why did you suddenly show up to find me? If you are unable to adapt to modern society and encounter any financial problems, I would be happy to help! After all, you are a hundred years old.

Old man, it’s probably not easy to find a decent job!”

"You have a much sharper tongue than your father! I helped you solve a big problem when I came here." After saying that, Chengying kicked the widowed sister who was tied into a rice dumpling on the ground, and kicked the small blade she had secretly taken out.

fly.

"Really, if you want to have sex with her, I advise you to do it as soon as possible. Once the people from SHIELD come to redeem her, you will have no chance." Compared with other characters in Marvel, the widowed sister may be the most successful person in history.

There is one person who is completely uninteresting in the film. It’s not that he’s not good-looking, but he’s boycotting green tea. It’s everyone’s responsibility.

"Do you want to see me perform a reality show in front of you? I didn't expect a centenarian to have such unrestrained hobbies. It seems that even in the United States seventy years ago, there was still such freedom!"

"It seems that you have no interest in this woman. What a pity. I also want to record it and post it on pornhub. Tony Stark will personally participate in the performance, which will definitely attract many pornographic people!

Okay! Put the gun down, at least I haven’t done that yet! Let’s talk about business, like the fact that you’re not going to die soon?”

[To be continued]

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