Douluo starts with the Pea Shooter

"Stop looking! You don't have a body, and even if you have a body, what can you do?" Lan Nuo dragged Tian Meng's projection back to the sea of ​​​​spirituality. He doubted that this guy could squat here and watch all night.

"That's why you don't understand! My remains are super thin! It can perfectly restore the touch of skin! If necessary, it can even allow liquid to penetrate! If I have a body, there are so many things I can do!"

Lan Nuo: "..."

Should I say that he is worthy of being a male creature? He is completely self-taught in the matter of sex!

"Well, is it really okay for you to tell me this kind of thing? You don't have a body, but I do! And I'm a lolita control! I like little lolita with tsundere and twin ponytails the most!"

Tian Meng: "?!"

"Don't mess around! If you mess around, I will release Bingdi directly!" He really can't judge Lan Nuo's character. Although Lan Nuo seems to be quite reliable in terms of business, the scope of this business is difficult to define!

"If you don't want me to mess around, why don't you let her go? If we don't let her speak, how can we make her a wisdom soul ring?"

"Oh oh oh! Right now! Right now!" Tian Meng was really afraid that Lan Nuo would do something beastly to Bing Di, but he was obviously too concerned. Lan Nuo had been a virgin since he traveled through time...

In Douluo, at the age of nine, he had never slept with a girl, had never kissed a girl's mouth by accident, and had never seen a girl take a bath. He was basically a loser in life...

Under Tian Meng's control, his remains slowly expanded. At the beginning, it was tightly wrapped around Bing Di like emergency food and expanded into a huge balloon. Now it is like a swollen bag of emergency food.

Just after gaining the ability to move, Bing Di jumped up and beat the remains frantically. Unfortunately, his soul power was sealed and his strength was weakened, so he couldn't leave even the slightest trace on the remains.

"Madam, I think we need to have a good talk!" Lan Nuo came to the opposite side of the remains and waved to Bing Di like a gentleman.

"Asshole! Pervert! Lust maniac!"

"You will only make your situation worse. I can't keep my patience forever."

"Asshole! Pervert! Lust maniac!"

"You..."

"Pervert!"

Lan Nuo:..."

Lan Nuo's face twitched imperceptibly: "I wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but I only got indifference and alienation in return. I won't pretend anymore!"

Lan Nuo walked to the wall as he spoke, and a ball of fire in his hand suddenly illuminated the things on the wall.

"Showdown! I'm a pervert!"

In the firelight, Bing Di saw that the wall was full of strange torture instruments. In addition to the common handcuffs and shackles, there were some more bizarre ones, such as a small ball with two belts connected, a tail with a plug, and a clip with a bell...

Bing Di:..."

When a person is really a pervert, it's best not to call him a pervert, because that might make him excited...

"Wait! What on earth do you want to do by arresting me!" A wise man knows the times. Bing Di definitely doesn't want to know what the tail with a plug is used for. She already has a tail, so she doesn't need two!

"Ah! What a pity. I was expecting you to keep talking tough." The genuine disappointment on Lan Nuo's face made Bing Di feel a chill.

"Our purpose of capturing you is very simple. We want you to become the wisdom soul ring of my second martial soul. Of course, you can also refuse to obey and absorb another 100,000-year soul ring without sacrifice. I am also confident that I can absorb your soul ring directly, but then you will not be a wisdom soul ring." Lan Nuo got straight to the point and made his purpose clear right away.

"You!" Bing Di gritted her teeth and punched the remains. It had no power, but she shook her hand in pain.

"What? You want to say that even if you die, I won't get you any good? Think about it carefully. You don't even have the ability to commit suicide now. After a year or so, I will still get what I deserve, whether you agree or not.

Think it through! I'm not negotiating with you, but giving you a chance to live. I have two hundred thousand year soul bones, a hundred thousand year soul ring, a million year soul ring and twin martial souls. With this configuration, it would be unfair if you don't become a god. I'm giving you a chance to live forever with me. As for whether you cherish it, that's your business.

I'll give you one night to think about it, and give me an answer tomorrow. After this, even if you regret it, I won't give you another chance?" After saying that, Lan Nuo turned around and left.

After leaving the basement, Tian Meng jumped out immediately: "Is there anyone who negotiates like you? You didn't have such a tough attitude when you negotiated with me! You don't really plan to kill her to absorb the soul ring!"

Lan Nuo rolled his eyes: "How is it possible! I promised to make her a wisdom soul ring, how could I really do it."

"Then you still..." Tian Meng was anxious.

"Then I have to tell her that I can't kill her because of you. I have to tell her that if I kill you, will you die with me? That's not a negotiation, it's giving your weakness to others to exploit. Then, she will feel very important. In that case, I have to negotiate so many conditions to make her sacrifice!" Lan Nuo said coldly.

"But you do this... Although I know you are right to do this, but... But I don't want to start my first day with her by coercing her. Even if... Even if I tell her our agreement, she will still choose to become a wisdom spirit ring in the end. You have such a good condition, she will definitely refuse it!" Although Tian Meng knew that this was not rational, he couldn't help but soften his heart when he thought of Bingdi being locked in the basement in fear and anxiety.

...

In the dead of night, Lan Nuo still did not agree to Tianmeng's request, but in the underground secret room, Lan Nuo's clone quietly entered the secret room with Decepticon One.

"Shh! Don't talk, just watch quietly." On the screen of Decepticon One, the conversation between Lan Nuo and Tianmeng was played...

"But I don't want the first day I get along with her to start with coercion..."

…

The video ended quickly. Ice Emperor didn't say anything during the whole process, and he was much calmer than Lan Nuo imagined.

"Why are you showing me these? Do you want me to be grateful to that big bug?" Ice Emperor's voice was calm, as if she had calmed down half the night.

"Otherwise?" Lan Nuo admitted it as a matter of course: "You are lucky to have someone who feels more sorry for you than you because you have been wronged, aren't you?"

"Aren't you afraid that I will ask for a lot of money if I know this? I know you won't kill me." There was a hint of curiosity in the Ice Emperor's tone.

"Then you ask for a price! Since I have absorbed Tianmeng's soul ring, I can only bid for him to pick up girls, right?" Lan Nuo smiled and patted Decepticon One: "Let's go ! The atmosphere has been created here, it’s time for the real protagonist to appear. ”

The door to the basement was opened by Lan Nuo, and Tianmeng's projection was kicked down. Bang! The door closed, leaving only two people in the room.

Outside the door, Decepticon No. 1 whistled: "Let me tell you, Lord Megatron! If you were half as good at picking up girls, you wouldn't be single now! Why is it your turn? Just follow along." It’s like he’s possessed by a god.”

Lan Nuo sat in front of the waterfall in Shuiliandong, looking through the waterfall at the moon in the sky that was the same as his hometown, and shook his head: "It's so rare to be confused! Only an ignorant boy will make a lifelong promise in troubled times. Promise of."

After saying that, the expression of the God of Harmony appeared on his face again: "A winner in life like me, who is handsome, well-educated, and wealthy, must have made a lifelong commitment to an entire harem!"

Decepticon One looked at Lan Nuo's retreating back and sighed: "Should I say he is worthy of being Lord Megatron?"

[To be continued]

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