Douluo starts with the Pea Shooter
Chapter 58 Lick my stockings clean!
Faced with Bibi Dong's aggressiveness, Lan Nuo said that a good man would not suffer the immediate loss and originally wanted to wipe the snot from his nose. In that case, Bibi Dong might scold him and ask him to lick it clean.
Lan Nuo said that one person is responsible for one's work, and since he soiled the Pope's black silk stockings, he must take responsibility and personally lick the thighs wrapped in black silk stockings clean to show his unwavering loyalty to the Pope.
But now if he dares to wipe his nose, he will probably be hung directly on the flagpole. Lan Nuo said that he is a happy-go-lucky person and has been hugged by his silky thighs, so he does not necessarily have to lick him twice.
So he cleared his throat and said, "Have you ever heard of Potato Thunder?"
It is impossible to hand over the Destruction Mushroom, not even in this life! Just use Potato Thunder to deal with this.
Bibi Dong looked at the huge potato in Lan Nuo's hand and frowned. She felt the fluctuation of soul power in the potato. It was indeed not weak and should be able to explode.
She took the Potato Thunder from Lan Nuo and looked at it for a moment, then threw it out. It made a muffled sound when it hit the ground. The explosion was not too violent, and there was a small crater on the ground.
This power made Bibi Dong a little disappointed, so Lan Nuo continued to explain: "The explosion just now was caused by me wrapping the enemy with enough potato mines and detonating them. That was almost all of my potato mine reserves! There is no credit for it. Thank you for your hard work! Your Majesty, please don’t let this old minister feel cold!”
Bibi Dong: "..."
This is the first time I've ever met an eight-year-old veteran. Did your next sentence mean that you're going to beg for his bones, retire and return home?
"You are dishonest! This thing must be stored with a special storage soul guide. The storage soul guide you just received today, as far as I know, your wishful treasure bag was also obtained not long ago. How can you accumulate it? So many lies? If you don’t tell the truth, let alone hard work, I will put you in jail!”
Lan Nuo: "..."
If you confess, you will be given leniency, and if you go to jail, you will be punished; if you resist, you will be given strict punishment, and you can go home for the New Year! Lan Nuo said that if he told the truth, Bibi Dong would tie him up in minutes and make him the RBQ of Wuhun Palace, producing Destruction Mushrooms twenty-four hours a day.
Based on Bibi Dong's sect tradition, she might have personally raped Lan Nuo, and then got pregnant with his child, forcing him to be loyal to the Spirit Hall. Think about it, how could he be so fat if he was still a little excited?
Lan Nuo shook his head. As a staunch Bolshevism fighter, how could he be swayed by mere beauty? Women will only affect the speed of his complaints!
"Ahem! I did hide a hundred million points from Your Majesty. It's really only a hundred million points." Lan Nuobi held out his index finger and thumb and skillfully demonstrated to Bibi Dong what the universe between the fingers is.
"Actually... the explosive substances in the potato mine can be extracted. After extraction, there is no need to use a special soul guide such as the Ruyi Treasure Bag to store it. This big explosion was fully extracted by me. It took more than two years to create the explosive substance. I named this substance gunpowder!”
After saying that, Lan Nuo took out two bamboo tubes from the storage soul guide, opened one of them and poured out the black powder inside. Bibi Dong twisted a small amount of black powder and put it between her fingers. She didn't know How did he do it? He actually picked out a bunch of sparks.
Then he took the bamboo tube without any knowledge, lit the fuse and threw it out.
The bang was much louder than the potato thunder just now. Although the power was not much greater, Bibi Dong could see that the lack of power was only due to the use of bamboo as the shell. If cast iron or ceramics were used, the power would definitely be greater. big.
"This thing is not bad. How much can you extract? I can purchase it from you on behalf of Wuhun Palace and guarantee that the price will satisfy you!" Gunpowder made Bibi Dong excited. This thing can be stored like ordinary items without wasting precious storage. Material soul guide.
Although the power is average, the advantage is that ordinary people can use it. The worst is to train a group of dead soldiers with detonators strapped to them, and hold the enemy soul masters on the battlefield to self-destruct. A wave of extreme exchanges can also make a lot of money!
Cultivating a three-ring soul master requires countless resources and time. For those with less talent, twenty or thirty years may not be enough. If an ordinary person can replace one with one, it will be a huge profit!
Lan Nuo knew that Bibi Dong would never let him go, so he had already prepared gunpowder. The idea that it was extracted from potato mines was pure nonsense. He knew his own gunpowder, which was made from monosulfide, dinitrate, and charcoal. , has nothing to do with Tudou Lei, it is a thing that a time traveler can build.
Seeing that it was time to negotiate the price, he immediately became excited: "Your Majesty! You can't just fish in the water! Now I am just a great soul master. Even if I try my best to make potato mines to extract gunpowder every day, I can only extract one or two in a month. Thousand pounds.
But if I become a Soul Master, a Soul Sect, or even a Soul Saint, or a Titled Douluo, then it is possible that I can extract several thousand kilograms every day! If I put all my energy into extracting gunpowder now, how can I improve my soul power level?
In other words, if you can give me more heavenly materials and earthly treasures, so that my cultivation level can be improved faster, then I can supply you with more gunpowder! "
Bibi Dong narrowed her eyes and looked at Lan Nuo: "You do know how to make conditions, so your cultivation is slowly improving and I am the one who suffers? In that case, I will satisfy you!"
Lan Nuo's eyes lit up: "Is there any treasure in Wuhun Palace that can improve your cultivation?"
Bibi Dong shook his head, took out a leather whip and threw it to Xie Yue: "Xie Yue, you will be responsible for supervising Lan Nuo's practice from now on. If he slacks off, whip him hard!"
Lan Nuo: "?"
Your Majesty the Pope! You have changed! Have you forgotten the passionate years we spent together? At that time, I was like a hugger, and you were like an injustice, giving you all the treasures of heaven and earth as you asked. Why did it become like this?
Facing Lan Nuo's affectionate eyes, Bibi Dong snorted coldly: "Do you have any objections?"
Lan Nuo shuddered: "No objection! No objection! Just such a small suggestion!"
"put!"
Lan Nuo blushed and rubbed his hands shyly: "Um, can you hand the whip to Hu Liena? I think she can spur me to progress better!"
Bibi Dong: "..."
In terms of being shameless, Lan Nuo has never let her down. Why don't you ask me to send her a queen's tight leather jacket as a uniform?
"If you want to be hung on the flagpole, you can just say so. There is no need for such subtle hints."
Seeing that Bibi Dong no longer misses her old love, Lan Nuo will continue to hold her thigh and cry. As the saying goes, only children who cry have milk to drink. Bibi Dong's character is big, white and round, so he must be able to enforce the law impartially and let Lan Nuo Nuo drank until he was full.
"Your Majesty, think again. If I don't have merit, I have to work hard! After all, I have driven away the enemies of Wuhun Palace. How can you be so cruel to me? I am not complaining about myself, but I am worried that such things will spread. From now on, no one will dare to go through fire and water for His Majesty the Pope!”
Bibi Dong looked at the pendant on her thigh that couldn't be shaken off, and her style was a bit broken. If the benefits can be said so high-sounding, you may not be able to defend against the ninth soul skill, so she has no choice but to compromise: " I'm really scared of you, I can promise you that I can personally take action for you once in the future, and if you have the ability to find a hundred thousand year soul beast, I can also hunt it for you."
When Lan Nuo heard this, his face changed. He was crying just now, but the next moment he immediately put on a flattering smile: "Your Majesty is wise! Your Majesty is wise!" The flattering words seemed to be free of money, and Bibi Dong's expression changed. After a moment of slowing down, he whispered, "That... thing about giving the whip to Hu Liena?" He blinked as he spoke.
Bibi Dong: "..."
"roll!"
[To be continued]
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