Douluo starts with the Pea Shooter
Chapter 82: Planet of the Apes Alliance
Lan Nuo was walking at the forefront of the Planet of the Apes coalition, full of high spirits. What man doesn't have the dream of commanding an army? Lan Nuo is not exempt from vulgarity, so he is very proud at the moment.
It's just that Mr. Cat will always make him handsome for no more than three seconds at the right time. He slaps him on the shoulder and pulls him behind him: "With your small body, how dare you walk in the front? Are you afraid of jumping out? The ten-thousand-year-old soul beast is taken away by you! You are so old, why don’t you worry about it!”
As he said that, Master Mao put on an expression like a relative visiting during the Chinese New Year and said, "You said you are old enough and there are many outstanding girls around you. Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
Lan Nuo: "..."
I am two months shy of nine years old! Even if you have the intention, you are powerless! But if you think about it carefully, Douluo is a paradise for lolita lovers who can make a lifelong decision at the age of six. It seems that he is indeed an older leftover boy...
In order to prove his strength, Lan Nuo immediately retorted: "What do you mean by not having a girlfriend? Last time I chatted with Hu Liena, she said she wanted to meet my parents!"
When Mr. Cat heard this, he almost fell to the ground and grabbed the ground with his head: "No? What did you two say? Can you change her funny impression of you?"
"I just asked her if she wanted to watch a movie together!" Lan Nuo said matter-of-factly.
"Then what did she say?" Mr. Cat had a bad feeling.
Lan Nuo put his hands on his hips and said in a very awesome manner: "She said, look at your mother!"
Master Cat: "..."
Do you have any misunderstandings about meeting parents? Look, what did you do to this girl who was originally quiet, polite and sensible?
Seeing Master Mao's speechless face, Lan Nuo said that he must prove his ability to pick up girls: "Let me tell you, I have had women before. The first one was willing to die for me. The second one was willing to go to hell with me. The third one was willing to die for me. The third one was willing to go to hell with me. One even made a promise to me in the next life!”
Mr. Cat narrowed his eyes, expressing that he no longer believed Lan Nuo's lies: "What did they say?"
Lan Nuo was a little embarrassed when he heard this: "The first one said, if you pester me again, I will die for you. The second one said, if you don't pay back the money, you will die with me. The third one said... you want to chase me, maybe in the next life. !”
Master Cat: "..."
All I can say is, it’s you! In terms of not having a B-face, Lan Nuo can always refresh Mao Ye's knowledge time and time again.
Fortunately, the appearance of the wildebeest herd eased Lan Nuo's embarrassment. The battle was about to begin. If he continued to bully, he might be trampled into Lan Nuo.
"Ready to fight!"
The wildebeests live on a tidal flat next to the river. The slightly muddy ground is not very suitable for cavalry charges. Fortunately, Caesar's war horse is not an ordinary horse, but an ice attribute soul beast that can freeze the ground under its feet. As for getting stuck in the mud.
The wildebeest group occupies this water source, relying on two 70,000-year-old leaders and more than 60 10,000-year-old soul beasts to dominate the nearby watershed. In the past, when monkeys encountered this group of guys, they would only dare to take a detour.
Even now, many apes couldn't help but feel timid after seeing the large number of enemies. Caesar's sharp roar calmed the audience and dispelled the panic in the hearts of the apes to a certain extent.
Although the enemies are powerful, they are not what they used to be!
The wildebeest leader also noticed this group of uninvited guests. He arrogantly led a group of wildebeests with the highest cultivation levels and walked leisurely from the river. They actually knew some basic formations. The wildebeests with higher cultivation levels came spontaneously. At the forefront, ready to charge at any time.
Charge collectively, this is the tried and tested method used by the wildebeests to face predators. Except for the hundred thousand year old soul beast, no soul beast dares to face their charge.
The wildebeest leader believes that these monkeys who overestimate their capabilities will soon realize their stupidity under his iron hooves!
However, Lan Nuo just stared at the approach of the wildebeest group with cold eyes. The apes were breathing rapidly nervously. The violent orangutans in the last row had already drawn their strong bows. The magic monkeys were ready with their soul skills, but Lan Nuo Without shouting attack, they could only suppress their desire to attack.
The charging wildebeests were getting closer and closer, and they could clearly feel the vibrations of the earth. If Lan Nuo's clones hadn't made them understand the importance of obeying orders, some people might have dropped their weapons and fled at this moment. !
The gorillas in the front row could even see the blood-red eyes of the wildebeests through the gaps in the huge nut shields. Just when they thought they were about to be knocked away by the powerful impact, Lan Nuo finally spoke!
put!
Hundreds of arrows as thick as a baby's arm flew out and shot almost straight towards the wildebeest herd. The violent orangutans were targeting those with the highest cultivation among the wildebeest herd.
Everyone is talking about porridge, speed is relative, the wildebeest leader is running wildly, sending himself towards the arrow!
Even though he has 70,000 years of cultivation, even if his defensive soul skills are extremely powerful, more than a dozen heavy arrows pierced his body, which instantly broke his defense. The whole wildebeest was pierced like a porcupine, without taking any risk. The spirit ring is only surviving because of its strong vitality.
The wildebeest in the first row, with the strongest cultivation, suffered heavy losses in a salvo. Many arrows even penetrated the body of the wildebeest, piercing the companions behind it as well.
Following closely behind were hundreds of throwing spears, which were thrown by small apes that could make throwing movements. The slower speed would have been difficult to cause much damage to the wildebeests, but this group of iron fools rushed forward. It was too fierce, and he hit the throwing spear, and his head was instantly bruised and bloody, which was extremely miserable.
Then, various soul skills of various attributes fell, and the wildebeests whose surface defenses were broken faced overwhelming explosions, corrosion, and curses. Without the resistance of defensive soul skills, their resistance to these attacks was greatly reduced, and even the speed of charging was slowed down.
However, the wildebeests in the back row were not aware of the misery in the front row, and had no intention of slowing down. Many of them could not control themselves and bumped into the wildebeests in front. The more unlucky ones were directly tripped by the corpses of their companions and trampled by countless iron hooves.
Chaos began to occur, and Lan Nuo's hidden backhand finally started. Hundreds of corn pitchers threw butter almost at the same time. After all, Lan Nuo, who had transformed into a zombie, was in front of them. It was a pity that Lan Nuo transformed into a miner zombie, and the butter flew over their heads and fell into the wildebeests.
The wildebeests in the front row lost consciousness for a short time, and then stepped on the corpses of their companions and fell down, becoming part of the corpses. The vicious cycle began, and the speed of the wildebeests' charge dropped sharply.
Next came the fatal blow. The gorillas inserted their heavy shields into the ground and propped up the shields with their shoulders. Spears extended from the shields and the handles of the spears were inserted into the ground to withstand the impact to the maximum extent.
The herd of wildebeests was like a wave hitting a reef, exploding into bloody waves, while Lan Nuo poured out the destruction mushroom from the Ruyi treasure bag and threw it into the chaotic herd of wildebeests. The trampling and collision had exhausted their defensive soul skills, leaving their fragile bodies facing the advent of art!
[To be continued]
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