Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse

Although Bai Yu only modified two words, Yu Xiaogang's words have already been spoken. As long as the modification time has not passed, he will continue to speak along this line of thinking.

So he said calmly:

"Why, am I wrong? Generally speaking, the probability of a couple using martial soul fusion skills is higher than that of brothers, fathers and sons, or friends and partners. Because couples work day and night and understand each other extremely well, they have the highest degree of compatibility. You two The martial souls are so compatible, it means that you are a match made in heaven, this is fate destined by God! If you become a couple, day and night, your compatibility will be even higher!"

Ning Rongrong blushed, but she was angry.

Zhu Zhuqing frowned and stood in front of Ning Rongrong, making no secret of his disgust for Yu Xiaogang.

Oscar, Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at Bai Yu with envious eyes from time to time, and looked at Ning Rongrong with lustful and coveted eyes from time to time, extremely jealous of Bai Yu's blessing.

Flanders coughed dryly and quickly smoothed things over:

"Dashi doesn't mean that. What he means is that you should develop enough tacit understanding, not that you must become a couple."

"Flanders, what's wrong with the couple? Are you a grown man who is sexually frigid? These students are already adults. Let me tell you straight. If you two can develop martial soul fusion skills together, it will definitely cure death. Human flesh and bones. Also, relationships can be cultivated. How about you cultivate them tonight and I'll pay for the room. After all, this is for the benefit of our Shrek Academy."

Before Yu Xiaogang finished speaking, Ning Rongrong picked up a stone on the ground and threw it at him, saying angrily:

"Old immortal, how dare you tease me, shut your mouth!"

Tang San took action instantly, grabbing the stone with the skills he had gained from practicing concealed weapons for many years, and said coldly:

"What do you mean, you have been wronged by being paired with Xiaoyu? It is your honor to be with Xiaoyu, and you are not worthy of Xiaoyu!"

On the one hand, he wanted to support the teacher, and on the other hand, he wanted to bring Bai Yu and Ning Rongrong together so that he would have a chance to get close to Xiao Wu!

Ning Rongrong was so angry that she was shaking all over. Zhu Zhuqing supported her, and Xiao Wu stood in front of the two of them, gritting his teeth and saying:

"Dean, do you care if the teacher molests the students?"

Flanders coughed twice, pulled Da Shi aside, and growled in a low voice:

"Yu Xiaogang! Are you sick?"

Yu Xiaogang woke up instantly after being shouted at like this.

When he thought about his blatant profanity just now, he felt his face turn blue and white, and his toes kicked out of the four rooms and one hall.

He was not afraid of the Qibao Glazed Sect, but when he thought that the Dashu character that had finally been established fell down like this, he felt heartbroken!

When Yu Xiaogang died, Zhao Wuji, who was watching on the sidelines, had his mouth twitching. He didn’t understand the brain circuits of these people and couldn’t get a word in. So he couldn’t help but touch the bruises on his face and said to Oscar:

"Oscar, give me one of your recovery sausages!"

Oscar nodded, and just as he was about to summon the sausage, Xiao Wu suddenly shouted:

"Don't!"

However, it was too late, Bai Yu revised it again.

Super stinky sausage!

"vomit!"

In an instant, everyone present was so stinky that they vomited out. Even Zao Wou-Ki and Flender were not spared from Oscar's stinky intestines.

"Oscar, what happened to your sausage? Ugh!"

Zao Wuji cursed while vomiting.

Oscar looked confused, but he couldn't smell the smell himself, and looked at the sausage in his hand in a daze.

Flanders kicked the sausage out of his hand, pinched his nose and looked at Yu Xiaogang:

"Da Shi, what's going on? What's wrong with Oscar's martial spirit?"

I'm so wet and confused, I can't come! I just met Oscar today!

But in order to change the subject, he still said in a deep voice:

"That's right, Oscar's martial spirit has mutated."

Oscar was shocked:

"Da Shi, can martial spirits still mutate?!"

Dashi nodded and said nonsense:

"Well, martial arts can mutate according to the acquired environment. For example, if you live in a latrine for a few years, your sausages may stink even more."

"vomit!"

The three Ning Rongrong girls vomited even more.

"Old immortal, you are so disgusting! Shrek Academy actually has a teacher like you, I, I want to drop out of school! Ugh!"

Ning Rongrong vomited and cursed. Flanders' face changed when he heard this. He knew Ning Rongrong's true identity. Once Ning Rongrong dropped out of school, what would the financial backer of the Qibao Glazed Sect do? He is still waiting for the Qibao Glazed Sect to send money!

He quickly explained:

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, Da Shi is just a guest, he is not a formal teacher!"

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang is ready to agree with Flanders, follow what Flanders said, and stabilize the situation]

Bai Yu changed "agree" to "oppose"!

"Flanders! What do you mean? Didn't you say you wanted me to be a teacher before? Are you going back on your word? You superficial brother!"

Yu Xiaogang suddenly cursed, and Flanders was so angry that he became angry!

Why don't you think about the conflicts caused by pornography? If you don't follow my words at this time, will you help me pay off the loan shark?

[Plot: Flanders is preparing to persuade Yu Xiaogang to prevent the situation from deteriorating again]

Bai Yu changed "persuasion" to "sleeping clothes"!

Suddenly, Flanders slapped Yu Xiaogang's body, making Yu Xiaogang tremble all over, making Ning Rongrong and others look confused, and making the air quiet for a second.

Immediately afterwards, Flanders smiled:

"Xiao Gang~ You are right."

His voice was like that of a procuress who hadn't been in business for three months, and his expression was like that of an 800-year-old turtle who suddenly went into heat, which made everyone almost vomit again.

Yu Xiaogang shuddered, looking terrified, and wanted to escape, but Flanders' spirit power was much stronger than his, so he grabbed him and pressed him against the wall with one hand.

"Ugh!!"

Ning Rongrong and the others vomited again, vomiting twice in a short period of time, which almost made their stomachs cramp.

Oscar was eager to save his daughter, and forgot that his martial spirit had "mutated" for a moment, and wanted to summon sausages, but was kicked away by Dai Mubai!

Tang San suddenly felt a little empty in his heart.

[Plot: Tang San stared at Flanders and Yu Xiaogang blankly, and seemed a little disappointed]

Bai Yu changed "disappointed" to "enjoyed"!

Suddenly, in the terrified eyes of Ning Rongrong and the others, Tang San suddenly stroked his whole body with both hands, panting as he did so!

Zhao Wuji was stunned. Even though he was a well-informed soul saint, everything he saw today was far beyond his tolerance.

"Fuck, I can't stand it anymore, let's go!"

Zhao Wuji signaled Dai Mubai to go with the other students. Don't look at it anymore. If you look again, you will explode!

Dai Mubai reacted and pulled Bai Yu along to escort the three girls away from here.

Oscar wanted to follow, but the six people shouted at the same time:

"Get lost!"

Oscar: "."

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang was pressed against the wall by Flanders and was struggling madly]

Bai Yu changed "struggle" to "enjoy".

Before leaving, Bai Yu looked back.

Well, the picture is a bit hot.