Douluo: Thousand Miles of Practice
Section 263
"right!"
But what just happened was so magical that his thinking was confused, "Shit! It's all so fantasy, you're talking science to me!"
"Fantasy must also be reasonable. As long as it is based on facts, it is reality."
"The truth? The truth is that I had a dream just a moment ago that my wife was Qian Renxue, and two Qian Renxue demolished the door of my house and broke in?! Children! This is a rented house, and you have to pay for it! You guys can't play cosplay? You have to talk about the law!
Even if it’s a calamity involving inner demons, you still have to make a rational statement, right? oh! I didn’t go to Douluo Continent to cultivate immortality, so what kind of inner demon calamity was this?
How can a nerd like me have inner demons? "
Qian Shui turned to his computer as he spoke, "Did you see, what inner demon can make me more uncomfortable than clearing the hard drive?!"
"What is a hard drive?" Qian Renxue, who was nodding with a confident face on the side, couldn't help but asked curiously.
Seeing that Qian Renxue was not pretending, Qian Shui asked the little angel in disbelief, "How old is your mother? She has never touched a computer?"
She looks so young, probably in her twenties at most. How could she be an elderly person in her sixties or seventies?
The little angel was speechless, "She's still a child in a few months, so don't mess with her head. And she's not my mother!"
A certain inner demon was very unhappy, "You are the child! Good daughter~"
Qian Shui nodded in agreement, "Yes, you are the child! Qian Renxue's biological mother is Bibi Dong..."
Someone's thinking has always been out of the ordinary, sometimes it's fantasy, sometimes science, and now he's thinking about who Qian Renxue's biological mother is.
"If nothing else, your cosplay looks quite similar!" Qian Shui said as he took out his phone, opened the search software and entered the keywords, "I'll go, my phone is clean! You guys really didn't travel through time, did you?"
While it was loading, Qian Shui also noticed the extremely clean phone that didn't even have fingerprints.
It wasn't until this moment that he began to believe it. His gaze swept across the room, and it could be said that it was spotless. This was definitely not something human beings could achieve.
"Are you really Qian Renxue?!"
Dark Qian Renxue pointed to the cute little head of her own body, "She is!"
"But Douluo Continent doesn't have this kind of soul skill, right?" He cleared the room in an instant, which is of course something that only exists in the world of immortal cultivation.
There was no other way, Qian Renxue could only tell everything that happened after he traveled to Douluo Continent.
…
"You mean after deleting the hard drive, the person died and traveled to Douluo Continent?" Qian Shui, who was listening to the story while reinstalling the system, immediately discovered a blind spot.
By the time Qian Renxue finished speaking, Qian Renxue was already sitting in front of the computer and curiously playing with the mouse.
"So, you are really my wife?"
"The baby is already three years old. It's the real deal!"
"I don't believe it! How could I be a nerd? This alone is such nonsense!"
"You really are!"
"Ha!" Qian Shui absolutely couldn't believe this. "Did you see a mobile phone game! I'm reading a book? Do you see a book in my room?"
"Your original words were that it was because I was bored, so I needed to have a regular schedule and self-discipline." Qian Renxue herself also mocked him about this kind of thing, and her memory was quite profound.
"That's even more nonsense. Did I have a good rest one day? I think you just read too many fan novels!"
"Why are you so proud?"
If Qian Shui from Douluo Continent was seen by Qian Renxue as a strong man who was not afraid of hardships and could ignore all difficulties, then the person in front of him was just a pile of mud.
"No wonder, no wonder I said that I was also a civilian, an ordinary person. I really have a very clear understanding of myself..."
Recalling the conflict that broke out that year, Qian Renxue finally understood why Qian Shui always emphasized that he was an ordinary person.
Without him, the man in front of him was like this. He was almost alone, with no money or power, and he was not good-looking. He was inconspicuous among the crowd. He was completely different from the Exiled Immortal Douluo.
"What are you talking about again?"
"It's nothing, I just remembered that you asked me how I would treat you if you were an ordinary person. I probably understand what your inner demon is doing."
The little angel smiled slightly and looked up at the man, "You are afraid that all this is just a dream, right?"
"It does not make sense?"
The little angel who was worried about Douluo Continent was no longer interested in talking nonsense to this Qian Shui, "There is no time to explain! I want to speed through this boring game!"
"What to do?" This time, Dark Qian Renxue read nothing.
"I have the highest authority in your spiritual world!" The little angel was very serious.
As soon as he finished speaking, blazing golden light completely covered Qian Shui's bedroom.
"What the hell!" The Holy Light naturally hurt Dark Qian Renxue strongly.
After the shining of golden light ended, a certain inner demon was pushed out of the room, "It's nothing, it's just that the next part is not suitable for children!"
The moment she opened her eyes and saw Qian Renxue's appearance after becoming bigger, her eyes were covered by the door.
"Tch! It must be that kind of thing! Show it to me and I won't even look!" A certain inner demon, who seemed to have guessed something, blushed and turned his head to the side arrogantly.
But her body seemed to be very honest. The next moment she raised her butt and put her ear against the bedroom door.
…
"Don't come over here!"
"Why are you panicking? Huh?"
"Don't! Don't! It's going to break! It's going to break! Ah!"
Dark Qian Renxue: "???"
In short, when the three returned to the living room again, a certain inner demon could no longer understand.
"This is what you are doing?"
The two people in front of them sat side by side, bowing their heads in silence.
"The married life is not harmonious?"
"Bah! You are disharmonious!" A man can never say no. Even Qian Shui now, he will never admit some things.
"Did I make a mistake? It's impossible? Greed, anger, and stupidity should be the kind of stupidity!" The little angel with a face full of disbelief was extremely uncomfortable. She never thought that the spiritual world could be so real, even the physical strength It’s all figured out.
The tortured Qian Shui suppressed his psychological shadow and asked with the same disbelief: "What greed, anger and ignorance?"
"Your inner demon tribulation is that you don't understand things, you don't know right from wrong, you don't distinguish between good and evil, you make mistakes, and you commit all kinds of evil deeds." Now you completely meet this condition. Of course I will use the most direct method to wake you up! "
The little angel felt that since he was afraid of losing her, then Qianshui could get her, it would be simple and direct, and he would be happy.
"Huh? You searched online, right?"
"Search in your head!"
Seeing that Qian Renxue was a little angry, Qian Shui's psychological shadow rushed into his heart again. The logic before asking suddenly changed to Yu Jie, and he did not dare to have other ideas at all, "Why am I so ignorant? Forget it, let's get something to eat of."
"What to eat? I'll order takeout." He decided to change the topic and used convenient technology products habitually. Qian Shui pretended to be calm and pulled up his phone.
Qian Renxue also knew a little about takeout, but she wondered another thing, "Why don't you make it yourself?"
"Why do it yourself?"
"You like cooking very much!"
Regarding ordering takeout, there is no doubt that technology has changed life, but Qian Renxue's affirmative answer made Qian Shui begin to believe her words.
He also subconsciously explained, "I do like cooking, but it's troublesome to buy food, choose food, and finish a bowl, so of course it's better to order takeout."
However, the troubled and anxious look on Qian Renxue's face, who claimed to be his wife, made Qian Shui a little moved at this time.
"Although, I am not the time traveler Qianshui you say, but if what you said is indeed true, then why don't you ask me?"
The little angel who didn't expect Qian Shui to say that was also shocked, 'Yes! Even if he is no longer the Xiao Shui who can control the overall situation, the essence of his background in Blue Star has not changed! ’
Seeing Qian Renxue's expression of sudden enlightenment, Qian Shui also began to analyze at this time, "According to the story you told, I should be a cultivator. If so, it is definitely not 'greed, anger, ignorance', because this is Buddhism the term."
If you say he is greedy, Qian Shui will not deny it. He wants cars, houses, money, and women, of course. If you say he is angry, that is no problem. Everyone can act on their own initiative and even lose their temper for no reason.
Only this idiot, perhaps from Qian Renxue's perspective, does not understand the situation of letting go at all and is confused. But in fact, for him now, he is very rational, otherwise he would not delete the hard drive.
Looking at Qian Renxue's expression indicating that he should continue, Qian Shui also continued to analyze, "To put it bluntly, inner demons are to make yourself face the things you least want to do. Once you do it, this level will be over. Generally speaking, That’s it.”
Qian Shui's analysis was indeed very reasonable. The little angel kept nodding, but she also looked at her other self who was looking around curiously, speechlessly, "Are you really my inner demon?"
"I'm not! Who wants to be your inner demon! I don't want to replace you at all now!" When I think of replacing Qian Renxue and doing such and such things, a certain inner demon absolutely doesn't want it.
Ignoring the anger of her inner demon, the little angel didn't look at anyone. She grabbed Qian Shui who was trying to run away, "Then do you know what you don't want to do the most right now?"
"I don't know!"
"Xiao Shui, you and I have been married for so many years, do you think you can deceive me?" The man's mouth was so deceitful that it would have been an entertainment activity between husband and wife on ordinary days, but she didn't want to waste time now.
Seeing that he couldn't get over it, Qian Shui could only admit that the psychological shadow was too great after all, "Exercise...buy groceries...cook..."
"Oh~ I see! Whatever is missing, make up for it!"
Coming from his own words, the little angel also understood.
The reason why he became serious after time travel, exercised, and read books to study was that he was desperate for his life. But in fact, he subconsciously understood that this was what he lacked the most.
But when life becomes comfortable and things become smoother, this person's true nature is exposed. For example, after getting the fairy grass atlas, the whole person seems to be paralyzed.
At that time, Qian Renxue was particularly surprised. How could Qian Shui become a useless person overnight?
Another thing is naturally that after leaving the killing city, he got through the murderous thoughts in his heart and became decadent again. Qian Renxue kicked him out, partly to stop Feng Jingyi, but partly because this guy was really comfortable.
Therefore, in fact, Qian Shui's nature has not changed over the years. On the surface, he can deceive everyone, but he cannot deceive himself and others, so he manifests himself in the inner demon calamity.
…
"Quick! Faster!"
"Why do I have to run? That guy can play games at home with the air conditioner on!"
A certain inner demon who stayed at home shuddered. She didn't think it was a spiritual body. How could she still feel the cold?
"Huhu...it's so hot! I can't help anymore..."
Qian Renxue, wearing a platinum tight sportswear, tied her golden hair up high and trotted vigorously beside Qianshui who was kneeling on the ground.
It was not easy for her either. Although she was extremely talented, she had been suppressed by Qianshui since she was a child. After all, Qianshui in Douluo Continent was really cruel to her. Running became her daily routine.
But she didn't expect that one day she could make Qianshui lose his temper in this regard. Although she had an absolute chance of winning with the high realm and the blessing of the sun, this damn desire to win!
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