Douluo's invincible support

"Negative critical hit from the woman in purple +5000"

"Negative critical hit from the woman in purple +5000"

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"Hey, girl, I know I'm handsome, but I don't like to use my looks to make money~"

"Alas~ distressed~ Do you...need to be so obsessed with me?"

The endless negative points rolling in made Tang very distressed, after all, he was not used to his handsomeness~

So he let himself go

Sold some makeup props and bought a mirror

in some dark corner

After putting on makeup, Tang looked at himself in the mirror

He pinched his chin and tasted it and said, "How do grandpas walk?"

"This? This? Or this?"

"Hee hee, cough cough, kids, lucky kids, here I come~" Tang imitated the old man's speech and spoke with a hoarse accent.

From then on, there was a rickety old man walking in Qidai Alley at night.

In the middle of the alley where only three people can pass, I walked step by step.

Until he came to a meat bun store, Tang looked at the big room, which was half full, and he strode in with "difficulty".

"Welcome, uh, old man, what would you like to eat?"

This meat bun shop has complete facilities and even has a waiter.

"Well, I won't bother you. I'm looking for my daughter. You can go ahead." Tang glanced around and pointed at a table of guests.

"Oh, I'm going to get busy, old man." The waiter listened to the old man's hoarse voice and ignored the disrespect in the old man's words. He just happened to be in a hurry to serve the plates.

After all, in his opinion, one table with fewer guests means he can feel more relaxed.

"Well, screw you." Tang waved his hand.

The waiter left with a dark look on his face.

I randomly picked a little sister and a little brother to combine

Tang walked up and sat down at the table.

"Young man, little girl..." Tang didn't wait to speak.

The little girl was not happy, and the male duck raised his voice:

"Old man, who are you calling girl? Didn't you see that I'm a boy?"

"Uh..." Tang felt very embarrassed, but wealth is reserved for those who work hard, so naturally he would not give up.

I complained in my heart: Say goodbye to men with your voice from now on, and the most unbearable thing is for a grown man to put on rouge, powder, and grow his hair long. Do you think you are a young man?

"Okay, you two young men, I want to eat meat buns, please bring me a drawer of buns, okay?" Tang said kindly.

"You're quite rude, old man, get out of here and don't disturb me on my date with my boyfriend." The girl with the duck voice... the young man scolded.

"Er, I didn't have anything to eat at home, so I followed you to Qidai Alley. Fortunately, I was once an old scoundrel, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to get in, cough, cough, cough." Tang was breathing heavily as he spoke.

The hoarseness and weakness in the voice, and the hunger in the bones, must be said to be lifelike.

Hearing Tang say this, the young man who had been silent until now spoke: "It turns out to be uncle. My dear, just let him eat with us. Waiter, please have another piece of meat buns."

"No...Old guy, hurry up and get out of here. Who is your son? Isn't it disgusting?" The young man with a duck voice pushed Tang, but he didn't push. Instead, his hand was sprained.

"Ouch~ You old thing, my dear, your hand is bruised~" The young man with a duck voice coquettishly said to the man beside him.

"Isn't it ridiculous? Is it retribution? Is this what you get for beating your father? It's okay if you don't give me alimony. I think I was the one who made you grow up by pooping and peeing, but now, you

Look, you are neither a man nor a woman, and you have no appearance. I didn’t say anything about these, but you gave me a bite to eat?" Everything Tang said was true.

"My dear, how could you do this? Uncle, this is one thousand gold soul coins. I don't have much money. This is all I have. Take it." The young man gave Tang a handful of gold soul coins.

"Woo, if my child follows you, it will be a blessing accumulated in the next life. You are a good person..." Tang put the gold soul coin in the soul guide, held the other person's hand, and burst into tears.

Smear it all on the other person's clothes.

The male duck on the side felt his teeth itching when he saw this, but he had nothing to do:

"Comrade, after passing the inspection, the other party is indeed in compliance with the law of bad guys..."

Seeing that the other party was protected, Male Duck Throat could only hold on to his injured wrist and shed tears silently.

"Uncle, don't worry. My dear one is a gift from God. From now on, he will be my disaster."

The young man didn't have the wrong string, he actually looked at the drake's throat with affection.

Disgusted Tang had the urge to flee the scene

But Drake Voice only felt that the one thousand gold soul coins were well spent, very worthwhile.

You may not believe it, but Tang was fed dog food by two grown men.

So much so that Tang left after finishing his meal of meat buns, and the male duck voice also forgot to mention the fact that they were deceived to his own Kun breeder.

While Tang was walking, he heard a shout from a shop:

"Some soul rings are for sale~"

"The soul ring is worth selling~"

"I guess they sell captured soul beasts and let customers kill the beasts themselves to get the rings."

Tang stepped forward curiously, and his eyes were opened.

The so-called soul rings are circles of light that glow in various colors.

Tang Wuyu was bored: "Liar, you will starve to death by being a liar like this."

And there is indeed no one in this house.

Just as Tang Boring was stumbling around the store, two acquaintances came into the store.

The drake and the young man

With a wicked smile, Tang sat directly in the middle of the shop.

The male duck voice and the young man were fighting each other, but they didn't even see Tang on the ground, so they tripped over Tang.

"what?"

The young man almost tripped and lowered his head to look:

"Uncle, why is it you?"

As he said that, he was going to pull Tang up.

The male duck voice reacted and shouted: "No..."

But it was too late, Tang grabbed the young man's arm:

"Lucky boys, help me up quickly."

After standing up tremblingly, Tang said happily: "Now, young people, there are not many like you. There are not many who know how to knock me down and can help me up, and I don't want more."

, just pay for the medical expenses, just ask for it."

"Damn it, old man, don't be so shameless."

I saw the male duck throat released his martial spirit and suddenly white hair appeared on his head, his two feet were chicken feet, his arms had wings, and three yellow century-old spirit rings rose from his feet.

The thin body suddenly became plump with feathers.

"Martial Spirit: Possessed by a hen."

"Cackle"

All three soul rings light up

The drake shouted:

"The first soul skill: peck"

"Second Soul Skill: Planing"

"Third Soul Skill: Clamp"