Douluo's super god level choice
Chapter 17 Tang San was eaten by a dog!
Everything in Tangmen Street is slowly getting on track. The bars are filled with various types of wine, the candied haws store is filled with hawthorn and other raw materials, the beauty store is full of various cosmetics and skin care products, and the clothing store...
If Douluo Continent didn't have it, Tang Er would buy it desperately. If Douluo Continent had it, Tang Er would buy better ones.
In short, his goal is to lose his family, and lose his family again and again!
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for being a prodigal son with half a million gold soul coins, successfully advancing to the second level prodigal son! The development level of the magnet fruit is level two, and all iron objects within a radius of one kilometer are controlled by the host! 】
Hearing the system prompts, Tang Er felt a little sick. He exchanged the gold soul coins for selection coins, and the selection coins were used to purchase system products.
Just like WeChat and Alipay payment in the previous life, if you don't count the coins in your heart, the money will be gone.
Looking at the few choice coins left in the system, Tang Er frowned. Now everything was ready and all he needed to do was open the door and collect the money.
But currently there are only three people, father and son, and all three of them want to be the boss. Where can I find the manpower? And manpower that is trustworthy!
[Ding! Trigger selection!
1. The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring of water! Recruit the villagers of the Holy Soul Village as employees of Tangmen Street, and the reward will be to upgrade Erha to Ergouzi with great background, and upgrade it to a century-old soul beast!
2. Recruit employees in Notting City and be rewarded with 10,000 selection coins!】
Tang Er heard the system prompt, "That's right! Holy Soul Village! Village Chief Jack and the others!"
At that time, my father had been depressed for a long time, and my family had basically relied on the villagers' charity to survive these years.
Now that they are prosperous, they naturally want to take them to the city to enjoy the blessings. Compared with having to worry about food and clothing every day in the Holy Soul Village, Tang Er is confident that they can live a happier life!
[Ding! Ergouzi is evolving...]
Tang San was currently teasing poor Ergouzi.
It's more like teasing than bullying. It's obviously revenge for the candied haws incident last time.
Tang San held a piece of meat in one hand and Er Gouzi's tail in the other. He handed it to Er Gou's mouth and took it away, tempting him again and again.
Tang San, "Here, I'll give you two dogs to eat!"
The two dogs were wagging their tails happily, "Woof woof woof!"
Tang San laughed loudly and raised the meat high, "Haha, if I can't reach it, if I can't reach it, I won't let you eat it! Are you angry or not?"
...
After being teased again and again, Ergou became completely angry. His baby teeth gritted and his eyes rolled, "Ooooooooo!"
His limbs struggled feebly in the air, roaring lowly with anger.
When Tang San saw this scene, he felt extremely happy, "Hahaha, someone is willing to bite me!"
"Come on! If you can bite me, I, Tang San, will call you Invincible Dog Brother!"
"It's a pity that you, Third Master, and I are wise and powerful, but Ergou, you will never be able to take revenge in your lifetime!"
Tang San was extremely arrogant, and he couldn't tell how happy he was. Now in this family, he could finally have a little guy who could bully at will.
But the next moment, I suddenly heard an earth-shattering roar, "Ouch!"
The Ergouzi in his hand suddenly expanded rapidly, half a meter, one meter, two meters!
Then he saw a bloody mouth coming towards him.
Tang San muttered in confusion, "Er Gouzi! Mutated! Am I dreaming?"
Then I felt that my whole head was being taken into Ergouzi's mouth.
The tongue wrapped around Tang San's little head like a towel.
Just like the sugar-coated candied haws, Tang San's head was wrapped in his mouth crazily, and it made a squeaking sound.
"Ah! Ah! Brother! Brother! Help!"
"Brother! I was eaten by a dog!"
"Brother, I'm going to be eaten by a dog! Come on!"
"Brother! I was really eaten by a dog!"
"Brother! Ugh! You didn't brush Ergou! Ugh!"
"Ergou, let go quickly!"
...
Tang San screamed in despair, perfectly explaining what it meant to show off and be beaten instead.
When Tang Er heard the shouting, he rushed into the room and saw such a nonsensical scene. There was no need to wonder what had just happened.
Tang Er said, "Er Gouzi, it's delicious!"
Ergouzi shook his head desperately, his face was full of disgust!
Tang Er, "If it doesn't taste good, just spit it out. Why force yourself!"
Ergouzi still shook his head desperately, suppressing his nausea.
System translation, [Er Gou said that Tang San promised to call him Brother Dog if he bit him. If he didn’t call him Brother Dog, he would not spit it out even if he was sickened to death!]
"Hahahaha, the third child can do it! He's grown up! I'm sorry that I can't do anything!" Tang Er covered his stomach and laughed out of breath, the third child can do it!
"By the way, Er Gouzi said, only if you tell Brother Gou that I was wrong will he let you go! Hahaha!"
"Ah! Okay, Brother Gou, I was wrong, I will never bully you again!" Tang San quickly surrendered, and a pitiful voice came from Er Gouzi's mouth.
Ergouzi showed a humane smile of victory and spat out Tang San's wet little head.
Then two shocking sounds of vomiting were heard at the same time.
Tang San suppressed his nausea, his little face suddenly changed, he ran the ghost shadow, and rushed towards the unsuspecting Ergouzi.
"Second Gouzi, how dare you sneak up on your Third Master! I'll see if the Third Master doesn't fight you!"
Tang Er didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he left the battlefield of one man and one dog, and went to find his father to discuss the matter of Holy Soul Village.
There was no sign of Tang Hao in the bar, and all the wine on display had disappeared.
Tang Er was stunned for a moment, "There is so much wine that I can't finish it. Could it be that there is a thief!"
Tang Er quickly went to check other stores.
The little thief was not caught, but a domestic thief was caught. In the hot spring hotel, in a hot spring pool, old Tang Hao was lying in it with a red face and snoring like thunder.
Tang Er was a little drunk after taking a sip of the extremely rich aroma of wine. When he saw the weird-colored hot spring pool, Tang Er was immediately furious. What kind of hot spring pool was that? It was clearly a wine pool!
Looking at the pile of empty wine bottles next to him, Tang Ersheng covered his face and cried helplessly, "What evil happened to me in my previous life!"
"My brother and my father are more unreliable than the other! This is not the case in the original work!"
"God! Help me!"
As for why it was different from the original work, he didn't have time to think about it.
Because one moment Tang Er was heartbroken, but the next moment he jumped naked into the wine pool.
"Dad, you're awesome, why didn't I think of this fancy waste of money!"
"Jiuchi, hehehehe! The system will give me a dozen meat forests, and we can also enjoy the treatment of King Zhou of Shang!"
[Ding! System warning! Don’t teach the host bad things to children!]
...
Early the next morning, the father and son, and by the way the evolved Ergouzi, left Chinatown and headed towards the Holy Soul Village.
"Whoosh! Whoosh!"
The sound of metal colliding kept coming.
If you look carefully, you can see that the father and son, plus Ergouzi, are wearing clothes, which are gold soul coins. The dazzling golden light blinds the eyes of passers-by. They look like super rich people.
"Brother, brother! Can Ergouzi not be called Sangouzi from now on!" Tang San asked expectantly.
"Woof woof woof!" Ergouzi also echoed.
Looking at these two weird things, Tang Er was speechless for a while. After eating and being eaten, they really developed feelings for each other! Who can I ask to explain, these two people really like each other, that saliva, tsk tsk,
interesting!
The system said that Ergouzi had a great background. It seems that what he said was true. He was definitely not processed by a bullshit single dog's martial spirit.
"Sangouzi, mistress, well, a perfect match!"
...
Tang Hao and others had just left, and there was an undercurrent surging in Notting City.
Groups of people came from all directions in Notting City, armed with all kinds of weapons, and walked toward Tangmen Street aggressively.
There are thousands of people in Tangmen Street, and the dense crowds of people fill the entire street.
The leader was a shadowy young man lying on a stretcher, staring angrily at everything in front of him.
With a wave of his hand, he said, "Smash it! Burn this bullshit Tangmen Street to the ground!"
"Catch one of the cuckolds waiting for me, and I will torture him! Jiejie, Jiejie!"
Terrifying weird laughter, mixed with the sounds of people working, came from Tangmen Street, which was just getting on the right track!
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