Douluo's super god level choice

(⊙o⊙)...There is also such a thing as a formation!

"Hahaha! Catch your ass!"

"No, these untouchables are funnier than the last."

"Hahaha, I'm going to laugh so hard!"

Zhao Tian and his henchmen laughed crazily.

When Yu Xiaogang saw this, he was not angry. He walked lightly and walked within ten meters of Zhao Tian, ​​raised his proud head, and mocked provocatively.

"What! You're scared! You don't dare to eat my fart!"

Hearing this, Zhao Tian smiled even more crazily, "Afraid! I will be afraid of you, a pariah with a shit head!"

"Haha! It's really funny, I'm very happy! I'll let you perform a little bit. If it satisfies me, you can be my dog. You can make me laugh if you have nothing to do!"

...

Yu Xiaogang's smile gradually disappeared, "Be your dog! The labor and management will turn you into a dead dog! The fart of the labor and management is the existence of Benghut Titled Douluo, and you, a little soul king, dare to be so presumptuous!"

Yu Xiaogang shouted loudly, with extraordinary majesty!

"Hahaha! The Titled Douluo collapsed! Not bad! You succeeded in making me laugh! Very good! Keep up the good work!"

Zhao Tian laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. A pariah also wants the value of a pariah. This pariah is very interesting, and he is not willing to kill him.

"Laugh, I'll make you laugh enough, and I'll make you cry right away!"

Yu Xiaogang is more serious than ever. After decades of humiliation, I want to make a name for myself in this battle. I, Yu Xiaogang, am no longer a waste.

The lavender soul power spurted out from both palms, and the plump and round Luo Sanpao appeared at Yu Xiaogang's feet with a groan.

When Zhao Tian and the others saw this, they laughed like crazy, "Hahahaha! Pig beast! The martial spirit of this untouchable is actually a pig beast!"

"This trash is so funny. This is the first time I've seen this trash who has awakened the spirit of the pig beast."

...

Yu Xiaogang was completely touched, and the yellow soul ring on his body was wrapped around Luo Sanpao's waist, "I, Yu Xiaogang! I am not a waste!"

"I'll make you laugh so hard!"

"The fart is like thunder! The sky and the earth are shattered by three cannons!"

"Haha! You farted like thunder, no, I laughed so hard, you loser, you are such a talent!"

Zhao Tian smiled faintly and showed signs of fainting.

Tang Er looked at this scene coldly, Yu Xiaogang was his teacher, and because of his prank last time, he gave the teacher hope that he was not a waste, and gave him expectations for the future.

The cause you sow must bear fruit for your teacher, and you can't let his hope of finally appearing come to an end be dashed.

I just wanted to spend all my money to buy a piece of heaven-defying equipment from the system for my teacher.

[Ding! Trigger selection!

1. Which one is unbearable? Damn the clown, since he wants to laugh, let him laugh as much as he can! As a reward, Luo Sanpao evolves into an invincible Italian cannon! There are infinite possibilities in the hands of the master!

2. Just laugh, your teacher is really a waste, just sit back and endure it, and you will be rewarded with the top equipment witch cloak!】

Hearing the prompt, Tang Er smiled. The witch cloak smelled very good, but his teacher was more important, so he chose 1 without hesitation.

Luo Sanpao, who was pink and tender and round, became darker and rounder, his body turned into a cannon barrel, and his limbs turned into cannon wheels.

"boom!"

There was a loud noise, and a cannonball transformed by soul power, carrying momentum and acceleration, seemed to penetrate the void and hit Zhao Tian who was still laughing wildly.

"What the hell!" Zhao Tian didn't pay attention to this. Without paying attention, he was hit by the huge force of the shell and hit the mountain wall next to him.

"boom!"

There was a shocking loud noise, the mountain wall was cracked, and Zhao Tian, ​​dressed in ragged clothes, was blown into an African chicken, blowing out white smoke and exposed.

Although there was no physical injury at all, the psychological trauma was considerable and I was petrified!

Yu Xiaogang looked at his mutated Luo Sanpao longingly, and then looked at Tang Er gratefully. He had seen the Italian cannon before.

He knew that it was his omnipotent disciple who gave him this opportunity.

I also know that from this moment on, he, Yu Xiaogang, is no longer a waste!

Standing on the cliff, I roared out all the grievances, all the injuries, and all the pain I had felt over the past few decades.

"I, Yu Xiaogang! From now on, I will no longer be a waste!"

"No more trash!"

"What a waste!"

...

The sound echoed in the mountains and stretched endlessly, as if it was going to convey these words to the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex Sect.

...

Tang Er and the others watched with smiles as Yu Xiaogang vented his emotions to his heart's content. The master at this moment was the real master!

Zhao Tian reacted and immediately became furious. He had been tricked by a loser!

"Ah! Trash! I will cut you into pieces!"

The soul king's soul power exploded, holding a huge spear in his hand, and stabbed and killed Yu Xiaogang with lightning speed.

Just as Tang Hao was about to take action, something happened again.

"Sir, wait a minute, he is the son of the leader of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect!"

Because his cultivation level was too low, Matthew Nuo, who had just arrived, shouted in shock.

Hearing this, Zhao Tian stopped his offensive. The son of the leader of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex, that famous good-for-nothing, Yu Xiaogang! Just call that good-for-nothing Yu Xiaogang!

"You loser, for the sake of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect, I'll let you go and get out of here!"

Matthew Nuo cursed coldly, saying that he died here because of something important. If he was held accountable by the Blue Lightning Dragon Sect, his life would definitely be in danger.

Yu Xiaogang stared at him coldly, from now on, anyone who calls him a waste will die.

How long ago was the last time I killed someone? This old guy is just the right thing to use as a sacrificial cannon.

Luo Sanpao's dark muzzle was aimed at Matthew Nuo, "Haha! Trash! What if the trash doesn't roll away?"

Hearing this, Mathieu Nuo's face darkened, this good-for-nothing really kicked his nose in the face.

"Trash! Your little bitch is meddling in other people's business. What does this bullshit Tang Sect have to do with you?"

Yu Xiaogang shouted proudly, "Labour and management are members of the Tang Sect! Go to hell! Old ghost!"

"boom!"

Dark cannonballs shot away.

At this moment, there was another sudden change.

"Since when did labor and management take advantage of you? You old guy is such a mouthful!"

A soft, frail, naturally charming female voice sounded strangely all around.

Just before his eyes, the cannonball was about to hit Matthewno's head, and a gray stream of light flashed away.

Then, Matthewno turned into a headless corpse, fell straight down, the cannonball hit the air, and fell into the cliff!

Then I saw a familiar figure next to the head, vomiting desperately.

"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! It's so disgusting. What the hell has happened to Mr. Sangou!"

A voice that was charming to the core came out, accompanied by vulgar words. The picture was really too beautiful to bear to look at.

Tang Er asked softly in disbelief, "Three Gouzi?"

"Second Brother! Third Dog Master will fight with you!"

"How dare you bury Mr. Sangou alive!"

"Wow wow wow! You are so cruel!"

...

A series of coquettish complaints and sobs came out of Sangouzi's mouth, and he bared his teeth and rushed towards Tang Er.

But he was hugged by Xiao Wu and Tang San halfway.

Tang San, "Damn San Gouzi, I asked you to pretend to be dead to scare Third Master! Just wait for me! Wow, wow, wow!"

Xiao Wu, "That's great San Gouzi, you're not dead, and I can sleep with you in my arms again!"

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