Douluo's super god level choice
Chapter 5 The first shameless Tangmen!
Brother! What to do with these corpses?" Tang San frowned as he looked at the corpses on the ground. Although he had been a man for two generations, this was his first time killing someone.
Tang Er also looked confused. The people he used to shoot headshots with AWM all turned into boxes with green light. What the hell can I do?
[Ding! Trigger selection!
1. Select system recycling mode! Reward 100 selection coins!
2. Choose the landing box mode! Reward lifetime equipment!]
Hearing this, Tang Er went completely crazy, and he could still play like this! The system is so awesome!
Looking at the troubled look on Tang San's face, Tang Er smiled evilly, "Little Sanzi, how about we open a breakfast shop?"
"Brother, why are you opening a breakfast shop?" Tang San stared at Tang Er in confusion.
"Jiejiejie, we can sell barbecued pork buns stuffed with pork and animal stuffing. It would be a pity to throw away so much fat meat! Nowadays, pig animal meat is so expensive! We can definitely make a lot of money!" Tang Er
Smiled evilly.
"You are so inhumane!
How can you be so perverted!
..." Tang San angrily scolded Tang Er, threw up his sleeves and entered the room.
Tang Er was stunned. The boy who played with hidden weapons and poisons still had the consciousness. He deliberately tested it. It seemed that this boy was not completely on the same page as him. It was better to hide some things from him.
It appears these bodies cannot be boxed or recycled.
Just when Tang Er felt extremely regretful.
Tang San suddenly rushed out with a kitchen knife, which shocked Tang Er. This guy didn't have a strong sense of justice and wanted to kill his relatives out of justice!
"The kitchen is ready!
This specially made kitchen knife cuts iron like clay and chops meat fillings just right!
Hurry up, dad will be back soon!" Tang San said as he dragged the body towards the backyard!
"How much does a meat bun sell for?"
How much will we divide?"
Uh... Tang Er was stunned for a moment, then he smiled happily.
He hugged Tang San into his arms and said, "Brother, we are indeed brothers! Your perverted look is just like mine! You are very handsome!"
Then under Tang San's shocked gaze, the bald body turned into a box with a glowing green light. The other minions chose to recycle it and all disappeared.
"Xiao Sanzi, your hand is beautiful!" Tang Er was very satisfied with Tang San's surprised expression at this moment.
Tang San was stunned for a moment, then pushed Tang Er away, stuck his butt out, activated Ghost Shadow Trace, and rushed out in a flash.
Tang Er was confused again, what was this kid going to do? Tang Er quickly chased after him.
"Boss, what do you want to do? The box is mine!" Tang San opened the box and put it into his arms regardless of the situation.
Well... Tang Er finally understood why those newbies who couldn't even fire a gun when they were playing survival games in his previous life, why they licked the box so easily.
The miraculous skill of licking the box passionately is a completely self-taught skill! The third child was so fluent that Tang Er could only admire him.
[Ding! Materials in the box: 100 gold soul coins, 1,000 silver soul coins, ten sets of women's original underwear, a copy of Black Panther's official regulations...]
[Ding! A weasel spirit has been recovered and processed into a shocking stink bomb. Please use it with caution, host!]
Tang Er listened to the system's prompts and felt very happy. He could still recover his martial spirit after killing people. This was incredible!
At this time, Tang San had already licked the box clean, holding it tightly in his arms, grinning happily to his ears, obviously he had gained a lot.
But when he saw Tang Er walking over, he immediately put away his happiness and said with a disappointed look on his face, "Hey! There's nothing, here, I'll give it to you!"
Then he reluctantly took out ten Gintama coins from his arms and handed them to Tang Er, then said with a pained face, "There are only fifteen Gintama coins in total, I only kept five, it's not too much, brother!"
Damn, this kid is shameless, this is the rhythm of being better than the old!
If you don’t know the details of the resources, you will really be moved by this kid. If you give me a few gold soul coins, this kid will have to live alone! What a misfortune for the family!
[Ding! Trigger selection!
1. The younger brother is so generous, and the older brother is so moved that he doesn’t want to give it up! He will be rewarded with 50 choice coins.
2. Repay shamelessness with shamelessness! Brother Lao is the most shameless among Douluo! As a reward, a set of level 3 anti-stab armor will be awarded. Hitting you at the realm below the great soul master will counter damage, drop blood, and match with the invincible iron-headed boy.
, Host, you are invincible!]
Tang Er's mind was racing, looking at Tang San who was giggling like a little fox, he was so angry.
But how could he be more shameless than him? Tang Er was in trouble.
"It's my grandson's! Don't let me know who stole my property, otherwise I won't call you Tang Hao if I don't evacuate your grandson's house!" Tang Hao walked in with a curse. It was obvious that someone had stolen the cart.
After being pushed away, the dignified Douluo was only successful at this point.
"What are you two doing standing here stupidly?" Tang Hao asked, looking at Tang Er and Tang San who had gained a lot of weight in their clothes.
"Ah! Dad, it's okay. I'm not feeling well. I'm going back to the house to rest." Tang San hurriedly rushed into the house, fearing that something would happen and his little treasury would be divided up by his father and brother.
It didn't matter that Tang San was panicking. What mattered was that a small pink tail leaked out.
Tang Er smiled evilly, stepped forward and pulled out Tang San's pink tail, specially swung it in front of Tang Hao's eyes, looking at it curiously.
"Hey! What is this! Why does it smell weird!"
When he saw that shameful object, it looked like a pink rope, wow! Tang Hao's face suddenly turned red, and then slowly darkened.
"Mistress, stop! What is that in your arms?" Tang Hao asked coldly.
Hearing this, Tang San immediately became vigilant, hugging his arms tighter, "Ah! It's nothing! These are some of my old treasures, they are all worthless things, but I have deep feelings for them, so I have never been willing to throw them away!"
Tang Hao's face turned even darker. Tang Er bit the tip of his tongue tightly, suppressing his smile with pain, and his whole face twitched.
"It's really your treasure, and the one with deep feelings!" Tang Hao's tone became even colder.
Tang San was a little scared now. Could it be that his father wanted to rob them by force? "Dad, these are my son's darlings. You can't rob them. Otherwise, how can I live without them?"
"Boom!" Hearing these words, Tang Hao's whole body exploded. He stepped in front of Tang San and with a wave of his hand, the scattered things in Tang San's arms were scattered all over the floor.
Especially the dozen or so pieces of fabric are particularly eye-catching, including red, purple, hollow, leopard print...
"Ah! My treasure!" Tang San yelled and quickly bent down to pick it up.
When Tang Hao saw those things on the ground, his hair stood up in anger. He lifted Tang San up with one hand and walked towards the house.
As soon as the door was closed, Tang San's howl of ghosts and wolves could be heard from inside.
"Ah! Dad, why did you hit me?"
"'Ah! It hurts, my butt is broken!"
"I'll make you baby!"
"I'll make you happy!"
"I'll make you feel deeply!"
"I made it impossible for you to live!"
Every time Tang Hao said something, there was a loud banging sound!
"Dad, mistress's bed always shakes in the middle of the night, and it shakes most of the night. Do you think he's feeling unwell?" Tang Er shouted at the door, pretending to be concerned.
Bang! The whipping sound inside became even louder.
"By the way, Xiaosan's quilt always likes to get wet. Could it be that he is still wetting the bed now?" Tang Er continued to yell shamelessly.
"Snapped!"
"ah!"
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for achieving a new achievement, being the most shameless in the Tang Sect! Rewarding a set of old concealment level three auspicious suit! It can be invisible for one hour, and the great soul master cannot be checked at once!]
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