Douluo's super god level choice

Cough cough cough..."

"It suffocates labor to death!"

"What's going on? What happened?"

Dozens of people rushed out from the central house and looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief.

"Hey! Hey! What are you looking at? Look inside!"

Tang Er sat leisurely at the source of the flames, holding a barbecue grill with chicken wings on it. Taking advantage of the flames burning the house, he grilled the chicken wings happily.

At this moment, he was singing in a very loud voice, "Roast chicken wings, I love them most, but your mother said you will ascend to heaven soon..."

"You've done evil, put out the fire quickly!"

"Ah! Brat, you set the fire!"

"Kid! Why did you set the fire!"

...

Suddenly the crowd became confused.

"Hahaha, it was the second master who set the fire, and the second master wants to do justice for heaven!"

Tang Er laughed loudly.

Point the grilled chicken wings towards the profiteer.

"Profiteer, do you want to eat it? It tastes so good! Hahahaha!"

"Ah! It's you little brat! Hurry up and put out the fire! Why are you standing still?"

The profiteer looked at the fire in front of him and screamed in despair. He had been unlucky for eight lifetimes when he encountered this disaster.

"Kid! You! You're dead! Don't run away if you have the guts!"

The profiteer walked toward Tang Er angrily.

"Tch!" Tang Er glanced at him disdainfully, minding his own business while eating and grilling his own chicken wings.

The profiteer was overjoyed and was about to catch this brat.

"You can't run away! Little devil!"

Suddenly there was a roar behind him.

"Buzz buzz...boom..."

Then I felt a chill coming to the back of my forehead.

"boom!"

Tang San's mean voice came from behind his head.

"Slap you idiot to death!"

"Hahaha! So cool!"

A big brick, impartially, hits the profiteer in the back of the head.

"You! You are so despicable!"

The profiteer pointed at Tang Er in disbelief, then narrowed his eyes and passed out.

[Ding! Trigger the invincible brick passive! Sneak attack from the back, slap on the forehead, you will be stunned!]

I saw Xiao Wu wearing a tight black leather jacket, sunglasses, toothpick in mouth, driving a flashy red motorcycle, rushing out of the fire.

The handsomeness is incredible!

"Brother! Let's take the first step!"

Tang San sat behind, happily holding Xiao Wu's waist, waving the invincible brick he got as a reward last time, and disappearing into the night with a howl.

"Ah! Impossible!"

"Ah! Killed!"

"Stop putting out fires! He's dead!"

"Quick! Go catch this little brat!"

"Strong enemy invasion! Emergency alert!"

"Kill! Defend the enemy completely!"

...

Seeing the profiteer lying unconscious on the ground, the crowd who had just put out the fire completely exploded.

When Tang Er saw the crowd charging in angrily, a group of calm ones stretched out their necks and stared, performing Brother Wuying's classic emoticons online.

"What a poop!"

Then he threw the chicken wings, slapped his butt and spun his Scud, and ran away crazily into the night without looking back.

"Hahahahaha! You can't catch up with me!"

There's no way I'm so strong!

La la la la la la!

Let’s all come together! I’m not afraid at all!

..."

While running, they were singing like ghosts and howling, shouting and provoking crazily.

Now the crowd was completely enraged.

"Chase! Catch up with this brat!"

"Ah! When have I ever experienced such humiliation?"

...

There were roars coming from behind.

The overwhelming soul power soared into the sky.

There are four soul rings at your feet, some five, and even six!

"Slow down! Hit the dean hard with one blow. This person is extremely difficult! You can't handle it!"

A short man with a short stature and an ordinary appearance, but looked extremely strong stood up and stared coldly at Tang Er's sullen back.

"Possessed by a martial spirit!"

The big man who looked like a weight shouted loudly.

The muscles all over the body expanded rapidly, and the whole person instantly rose one meter tall, as tall and tall as a hill.

Seven gorgeous soul rings rose up at the same time, two yellow, two purple, and three black.

The terrifying soul power stirred up the raging fire all around.

The powerful soul saint is so terrifying!

Facing such a powerful person, he did not dare to be too powerful, and the seven soul rings lit up at the same time.

The fourth soul skill is used, tracking and positioning!

The big man smiled confidently at his companions and shouted in a strong voice, "You go put out the fire while I go and capture this little thief!"

Seeing him taking action and showing real motivation, the others were about to turn around and put out the fire.

"boom!"

A loud noise rang out in my ears, and the fire room next to it collapsed instantly.

The angry roar of the big man came from inside.

"Ah! Which one of you is such a bastard just kicked me!"

"Whoever kicked the butt of labor and management, stand up!"

[Ding! Trigger the enhanced version of Scud Passive, and chase the soldiers into the wall!]

(⊙o⊙)...Brother! There are people over there. Who the hell is kicking you? Why are you banging yourself against the wall?

The others looked on confusedly, "What's going on? What disease does this man have?"

A burly man with a roasted tan came out, bald, with big bull eyes staring blankly in confusion on his face, and his big, snow-white teeth!

When everyone saw it, they couldn't bear it anymore.

"Pfft! Hahahaha!"

"Haha, the Fudo Ming King Zhao Wuji has turned into the Black Egg Bald King Zhao Heitan! Haha!"

...

"Nima! Laugh! Laugh at your mother for selling batches. Hurry up and let the labor and management chase you!"

The big man clamped his legs, covered his key parts with his hands, and cursed.

While everyone was laughing, their soul power soared into the sky.

Without hesitation, he possessed the martial soul and chased after Tang Er with overwhelming power.

"Hey! Stop leaving, little thief!"

"Don't run! Stop if you dare!"

...

But in an instant, the arrogant shouts turned into confused ghost screams.

"Hey! Why are you so damn pushing me!"

"When did my special mother push you?"

"Oh no, who the hell is kicking the labor force! No, no! There is a wall of fire ahead!"

...

The people who were so majestic just now, without pulling any one, all crashed into the wall that was burning with raging flames.

"Hey! Don't hit Lao Mian, you mother, Lao Ma has just climbed out! Damn it!"

The big man let out a desperate cry before being squeezed into the sea of ​​fire by the crowd!

[Ding! Trigger the enhanced version of Scud Passive, and all the pursuing soldiers will hit the wall!]

However, these Tang Er didn't even notice that the coquettish guy was riding a small motorcycle with a big stereo tied to the back, speeding along the road at night.

"Ride my beloved motorcycle.

It will never be stuck in traffic.

I'll be home soon.

...

Come on, come on, come on the road with me!

Toot toot toot

Ride my beloved motorcycle.

Beep beep beep beep beep.

..."

Xiao Tuantuan's magical and lovely singing voice came from the speakers and resounded throughout Douluo Continent.

"Ride my beloved motorcycle.

It will never be stuck in traffic..."

Tang Er bobbed his head, singing and trembling along with the little group.

With the raging flames as the background and the horrified screams behind them as the hymn, they disappeared into the night!

The thieves' den was far away, and the dim car lights shone on the winding road. Tang Er completely relaxed.

"Ride my beloved motorcycle

I'll be home soon

..."

At this moment, Tang Er felt that his life had reached its peak, and he was still singing extremely loudly.

"boom!"

There was a shocking loud noise, and Tang Er, his company and the car disappeared out of thin air in a strange way.

Then a shocking, ghost-weeping roar resounded throughout the wilderness.

"Who the hell dug the hole!

who is it!

ah!

Wow wow wow!

That guy who killed a thousand swords is so deceptive!

...

Looking at Tang Er who was crying and cursing while limping and pushing the motorcycle.

In a small ravine, two small heads appeared furtively.

"You brat, you are so bad!"

"But it's not good to cheat my brother like this!"

"Pfft! Hahaha! I can't help it anymore!"

While Xiao Wu was saying that this was not good, she covered her little mouth and snickered crazily.

Turning around, Tang San said, "Hey! Brat, why don't you smile?"

Turning around, I saw Tang San, with tears streaming down his face and his mouth wide open, having already laughed out loud!