Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251
Chapter 22: cold joke
"Are you sure this can be eaten?"
Yu Yu stared, "I love to eat or not!"
Shu Shu "tsk tut" twice, then sat down and took the chopsticks that Yu Yu handed over.
"Come on, let me taste the first two dishes that are already inferior in color and fragrance," picked up a green vegetable, tasted it, and nodded.
"Well, not bad, it's three short of success~"
Yu Yu glared at her and tasted it herself, "It's not unpalatable at all, okay?! You are a person who doesn't know how to do it, and you're picky about others!"
"Criticism can make people grow, don't you understand? I am doing this for your own good, to help you ascend to the throne of a chef as soon as possible!"
"Cut~" Yu Yu made a disdainful voice.
In fact, it's not as unpalatable as Shu Shu's complaints, on the contrary, it is quite good to be able to have this craft for the first time.
There was a bit of silence during the meal, Yu Yu secretly took a look at Shu Shu, and laughed when she saw that she was eating seriously and was inexplicably happy.
Shu Shu glanced at him, "What are you laughing at?"
"It's okay, think of a joke."
"What joke, let's hear it."
"What's so nice about a cold joke?"
Shu Shu smiled, "I want to see how low your smile point is,"
Yu Yu coughed, "Someone has a Ding Ding too short, so he went to learn Latin dance..."
Shu Shu was expressionless, Yu Yu smiled awkwardly, "Cold joke, cold joke."
"I'll tell you a cold joke too..."
Yu Yu opened his eyes and looked at her.
"Once upon a time, there was a banana walking on the road, and he took off his clothes when it was too hot, and then slipped."
"Once upon a time, there was a match walking on the road, slipped and ignited myself."
"Once upon a time, there was a pancake walking on the road. It was so hungry that it ate itself..."
"Hahahahahahaha~" Yu Yu laughed.
Shu Shu was expressionless.
"I finally know the height of your smile."
Yu Yu pointed to her and continued to laugh. What was funny was not a joke, but Shu Shu said a serious joke.
"Are you still listening?"
"listen!"
"In the past, a man was too lazy. His wife wanted to leave the house for fear that he would starve to death. She made him a big pancake and wrapped it around his neck. Later, his wife came back and found him starved to death."
"Why?" Yu Yu opened his eyes and looked at her.
"Because he ate the cake on the front of his neck, he didn't bother to turn the cake on the back..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"..." The corner of his mouth twitched and looked at Yu Yu who was smiling like a fool. This man's smile was hard to say.
However, his laughter still made her smile unconsciously, which was probably the happiest meal she had eaten recently.
After eating dinner, Shu Shu rubbed his belly in an unimaginative way, "Okay, I'm leaving, I have something to do."
"What can you do?"
"I want to open a shop."
"What?"
"I said, I want to open a shop!"
Yu Yu looked incredible, "You are so lazy, can you still open a shop?"
Shu Shu rolled his eyes, "I opened it for you to take a look..."
…
Opening a store is not a simple matter. From the shop to the decoration, step by step, it takes a lot of effort.
Shu Shu found the store, drew the design drawing by himself, and handed it to the decoration company. Her own store has her own heart, and she has planned every corner in it.
Then it was the decoration. During this period, Shu Shu was invited to another matter, an interview, but it was simple, faceless, and published in the magazine.
The interview location was a cafe. When Shu Shu arrived, the two magazines had already arrived. One man and one woman. The man looked calm. The little girl was agitated. When she first opened the door, she heard her tell the person next to her. ,
"I'm so excited, so excited, when will Xiu Shu Da come! Ah! I really want to see Da Da!"
The man next to him pushed down the excited little girl, with a stern tone and helplessness, "Sit down, I'll know how you see it!"
Shu Shu smiled and walked over, "Is it a ** magazine?"
"Xiu...Xiu...Xiu is a big book?" The little girl stared at her with round eyes, with an incredible expression on her face.
The man next to him stood up and stretched out his hand, "Hello, ** Magazine Min Song."
Shu Shu also stretched out his hand, "Hello, this is Xiu Shu."
The man did not introduce his position, but Shu Shu knew that his position was not low, or that it was possible that he was the person in charge of the magazine.
The little girl also stretched out her hand with excitement, "Xiu Shuda, hello, I am an intern reporter for the magazine, and my name is Yi Tian!"
Shu Shu smiled and shook her back. The little girl was really sweet as the name suggests.
"Let's get started." Min Song interrupted Yi Tian's "affectionate" gaze at Shu Shu, and motioned to her.
"Xiu Shu is big, we are all..."
The little girl kept asking questions throughout the process, and Min Song only listened in silence, not as if he was here for an interview, but as if he was here to suppress the scene.
Shu Shu's attitude is also very good, she has always been very friendly to this kind of people who don't have any complicated thoughts. They radiated kindness to her, and she naturally responded with kindness.
"Okay, thank you for taking the time to accept the interview with our magazine. This is a gift our magazine prepared for you. I hope I like it greatly."
Shu Shu accepted it with a smile, and the little girl took out another book and asked her to sign a name before leaving with Min Song.
Shu Shu was very happy when she saw her smiling with a book, and Min Song rubbed her hair fondly.
The two of them moved away, and she sat quietly for a while, then slowly got up.
…
"Hey, what are you doing?" Yu Yu, who had just returned, caught up and asked her.
"Gifts over here, pastries over here, can't you eat them?"
Yu Yu shook his head quickly, "I don't want to eat such sweet and greasy things!"
Shu Shu gave a blank look, did not speak, as a girl who stays at home all day and has strict requirements on her figure, how could she eat much sweet?
"Come up for dinner at night?" Yu Yu invited her when she arrived on the fourth floor.
Shu Shu shook his head, "I can just eat pastries, I'm not very hungry..."
"What's the matter with you?" Yu Yu bent over and stretched his face in front of her, looking at her seriously with a pair of big eyes.
"Punch" Shu Shu laughed, and then said,
"It's nothing, it's not a big deal, it's my hypocrisy."
"Do you still know you are hypocritical?" Yu Yu smirked.
"roll!"
…
Lying on the bed tossing to and fro, the two hundred and five upstairs sent a message.
"Two hundred and five upstairs: I'm going to do a show tomorrow, and I'll be back in two days. Don't expect me to cook."
Shu Shu met him with an "Oh," and then the phone rang again. Yu Yu turned over the phone in his hand, laughed, and sent a message. It said,
"Two hundred and five upstairs: Don't miss me~"
"Two hundred and five downstairs: / Smile, you think too much."
"Two hundred and five upstairs: Don't deny it,"
"Two hundred and five downstairs: Dead fish, no matter how cheap! / Waves."
"Two hundred and five upstairs: Broken book, can you be gentle?"
"Two hundred and five downstairs: Picture (died, you suffer!
"Two hundred and five upstairs: Picture (the other party has refused to accept your message, touched your chest by the way, and complained, numb, flat chest!
Shu Shu glared angrily and returned to a picture in the same series.
"Two hundred and five downstairs: The other party has refused to accept your message, and touched your chest by the way. It didn't feel like it and kicked you again."
After sending this picture and preparing for another wave of exchanges, I received a message from him.
"Two hundred and five upstairs: Come on."
Shu Shu: "..."
The author has something to say:
Except for the last one, a few jokes all come from the Internet...
Today, I’m on the list, I’m on the street, holding back tears, I can’t bear it, I can’t bear it, wow~
I feel a little depressed. I wrote this point a few hours later. Let’s make do with it first. I will adjust my state, rely on love to generate electricity, add more tomorrow, or put a thicker one tomorrow night.
Yuheshu still have to go happily^_^
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