Dragon Ball: Get Bulma at the start!

The story continues from the last time. Shengze was sent to the best hospital and received the best treatment. There was nothing he could do, after all, his wife was the richest man, so she had plenty of money! As for the old man, no one knew how he recovered. Maybe it was because his grandmother had a miraculous power and smashed his head in the ground before the King of Hell let him go. We don’t know the details, but we know that when Shengze returned home from the hospital, the old man was flirting with middle-aged women on the street. "Hey, beauty, are you alone? Are you interested in giving birth to a child for our Zhang family?"

"Go away! Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself!"

"I did, every day, and finally found out that I am a peerless handsome boy with a beauty that can bring disaster to the country and the people, hehe."

"Sand coin!" The old lady cursed and fled away.

The old man was not discouraged, and quickly determined the next target: an old lady wearing flesh-colored stockings, who looked to be 180 pounds, and her flesh swayed when she walked.

"What a beauty in the world, slurp" The old man wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and walked over with a step that didn't recognize any relatives.

"Hey, beauty, are you here to enjoy the moon, too? What a coincidence, I am here too, isn't this what we call telepathy?

The 'beauty' looked at the old man who was chatting up her. He had a scruffy beard, a filthy smile, and was wearing flip-flops. He would occasionally scratch his heels with his toes. Then, she looked at the bright sun above her head and got angry. "Go watch the moon! Who the hell comes out to watch the moon in the middle of the day? If you want to watch the moon, go home and watch the blue moon! You're crazy! Bah!" She left angrily.

"Hey, don't go, beauty! If we don't watch the moon, let's go home and have a son? ! It's okay to have a daughter! Hey? Beauty? !"

Hearing this, the 'beauty' changed from walking to running, and the speed was so fast that even Bolt would cry and tell his coach that he wanted to take the cultural course.

"What a pity, such a beautiful woman is not attracted by my charm, and is not fascinated by my handsomeness... I have personality! I like it!"

Seeing that the old man was about to continue to harm the next one, Shengze couldn't bear it anymore. He felt that if he didn't stop the old man's behavior, his neighborhood would probably be on the news: "Shock! Recently, a mentally ill old man appeared near the capsule company. He was hungry and picked on aunties!"

"Okay, okay, old man, stop harming people here, and put away your magic power."

"Hey, can you talk? You have a wife and you don't allow others to chat up with you?"

Shengze thought to himself, what do you call chatting up? Isn't that pure sexual harassment? But he didn't continue to talk nonsense with the old man on this matter, "I want to discuss something with you."

"Tell me, what is it?" The old man picked his earwax and spoke nonchalantly.

"Last time, there was such an accident. I think it was because our methods were wrong in the end."

"Oh? Then?"

"So I want to talk to you again, this time with a different method. ”

“Tell me what method you want to use first.”

“Let’s drink and chat. What do you think?”

“Hmm…” The old man pondered for a moment, then said, “I think it’s feasible.”

“Okay, Bulma is going shopping with her sisters tomorrow afternoon, so let’s meet at my house at two o’clock tomorrow afternoon.”

“Okay, I understand. You won’t use anti-wolf spray or something this time, will you?”

“Don’t worry, I won’t. This time, I can only succeed!” Sheng Ze said, looking at the old man and motioning him to say the second half of the sentence.

“No failure!” The old man understood instantly.

Then the two shook hands solemnly,

“See you tomorrow”

“See you tomorrow! "

Then they went home.

Shengze returned home and prepared some peanuts, a box of beer and a box of white wine. "When the time comes, just fry some snacks to go with the wine." It can be seen that the preparations are very thoughtful.

The old man's side was much simpler. He just knelt on the ground and worshiped again and again, chanting "Grandma, Grandma, you are in heaven, please bless me to come back alive this time..."

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"You are here, old man, please take a seat." Shengze greeted the old man very politely.

"Haha, you are polite, young friend." The old man sat down with a smile, and then stretched out his hand to signal Shengze to take a seat quickly.

"How is your health today, old man?"

"Thanks to you, I am not seriously ill."

"Hahaha, that's good, that's good."

The two exchanged a few polite words, and the drinking party really began.

Shengze first took out two bottles of beer, opened the lid and handed one of them to the old man.

"Let's have some beer to whet your appetite."

"Okay!"

"I'm sorry for offending you these days, old man. I'll toast you a glass first!"

"Hahaha, okay!"

Although it was called a glass, Shengze didn't prepare any glasses, so the two could only drink from the bottle.

Just like that, you talked and I talked, and a box of beer was quickly drunk. Both of them were a little drunk, and their conversation became what it should be.

"Old man, I tell you, it's really not easy to be a man."

"You're right, old man, I understand it deeply."

"In the eyes of outsiders, I married a white, rich and beautiful wife, and I am a winner in life. But in fact, they don't know my suffering at all."

"Oh? Tell me in detail."

"At this age, the only suffering in my life is iced American coffee, woo woo woo..."

"..."The old man thought, why are you being Versailles with me?

"You don't understand my pain at all." He took out two bottles of liquor and handed one to the old man, "Come on, keep drinking!"

The old man was very generous and poured it directly into his mouth.

Sheng Ze kept boasting on the side, "What a good alcohol tolerance! He is really a god! Awesome!"

The old man lost himself in the praise and drank the whole bottle of liquor directly.

"Ha~" The old man wiped the corner of his mouth, "This is nothing, hehe", and then picked up the chopsticks to pick up the peanuts, but he couldn't pick them up at all, "This, how come these peanuts are burping... How can they still move?"

Obviously, the old man was drunk.

So the old man decisively threw down the chopsticks and started to grab them. After eating two bites, he asked Sheng Ze for a bottle of wine, "Drink it! What are you doing?" Then he picked up the bottle and pointed it at Sheng Ze, indicating that he should clink one.

Sheng Ze didn't hesitate, picked up a bottle and clinked it hard, and poured it into his mouth.

There was no surprise, and both of them drank it in one gulp.

Then, the old man who drank two bottles of liquor and Shengze who drank one bottle of liquor began to talk nonsense.

"In the future, if they listen to me, no disaster will happen at all"

"Yes, I also think that cucumbers cannot beat Ultraman"

"No, women's legs are more beautiful"

"Well, there is a nursing home on the west street"

...

After a while of reading random replies, the two of them were deeply in love and swore to each other and sang:

This bow~

Life and death are not~!

"Big brother!"

"Second brother!"

"Hahahahahaha" Bulma's bestie who was watching on the side couldn't help laughing anymore. Originally, they planned to go shopping, but they felt too hot halfway through and came back early. Who knew they saw this scene in front of them.

Bulma's mind was full of black lines. She couldn't understand why her husband became like this since he met this old man, always bringing her unexpected surprises.

A while ago, the two of them fought until they were covered in shit; a few days ago, they both collapsed in a warehouse full of tear gas and vomit, and there were countless intrigues in between. As a result, not long after I left today, the two of them got drunk and became sworn brothers...