Dragon Ball Guilty

Everyone was chatting and laughing. I don't know who started it, but the topic fell on Feng Zi. In five years, Feng Zi has not appeared. Ever since he stayed in Wuxing Mountain, he has lost news, as if he has evaporated from the world. Only those who are familiar with him understand that Feng Zi must be carrying out strange activities somewhere. For ordinary people’s cultivation.

"Wukong, did Feng Zi say when he would be back?" Bulma's expression changed several times when Feng Zi was mentioned, and he asked worriedly.

Sun Wukong thought for a moment and replied: "No, but he will always come back, because he is a person who is unwilling to be lonely!"

"Oh." Bulma nodded, as if he already knew the answer, and said with a wry smile: "When he left five years ago, he told me that he was going to attend the wedding of Goku, you and Qiqi, but... .What a disgusting bastard!”

"Bulma, are you thinking about that guy Feng Zi very much? Well, don't you always complain that that guy Feng Zi eats a lot and causes trouble everywhere? Sure enough... the relationship between you and Feng Zi is very... Awesome!" Klin joked from the side.

Bulma blushed slightly, gave Klin a roll of his eyes, and said angrily: "Go to hell!" Everyone burst into laughter. The gathering five years later left everyone with a lot to talk about and a lot of stories to tell.

Speaking of Feng Zi, what on earth is our protagonist doing?

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Five Elements Mountain, "Hey! Hey! Feng Zi, you're not going to dance again, are you?" Taishang Laojun stared at Feng Zi dryly, with a look of admiration on his eyebrows.

Feng Zi solemnly nodded and said: "If I don't dance, who will? Prepare another set of clothes for me, I'll be right back!" After saying that, under the accustomed gazes of Taishang Laojun and Lao Sun Wuhan, he jumped in The Bagua furnace is said to be able to burn everything.

"Gohan! Is this guy still a human?" Taishang Laojun said with a bitter smile.

Old Sun Wuhan deliberately coughed a few times and replied: "I don't know anymore, he is so unlike a normal human being!" Taishang Laojun nodded in agreement, as a person who was surprised by something You will get used to it after watching it many times, and Taishang Laojun and Lao Sun Wuhan are used to Feng Zi's crazy behavior.

In the eyes of Taishang Laojun, who has infinite lifespan, five years is just a short period of time, but within this short period of time, she was completely impressed by Feng Zi. The first is to dance in the Bagua furnace. If it were in the past, Taishang Laojun would definitely stop Feng Zi from this death-inducing behavior. But in five years, Feng Zi jumped dozens of times, causing Taishang Laojun to be too lazy to stop Feng Zi anymore. Because, for Feng Zi, jumping in the Bagua stove is like taking a hot bath. After coming out of the stove, not only does nothing happen, but she is also in better spirits than before jumping in.

"Gohan, I bet Feng Zi will be back in five minutes!" Taishang Laojun stood in front of the Bagua furnace and said with confidence.

Old Sun Wuhan was not convinced. He laughed softly and affirmed: "I think he will come out later this time."

"Huh? Why?" "Because we have no more clothes for him to wear!" "..." Taishang Laojun opened his mouth wide. Only then did she remember, because every time Feng Zi jumped into the Bagua furnace, It will burn your clothes, so be sure to prepare some fitting clothes before he comes out. But... because Feng Zi danced too many times and countless pieces of clothing were burned, they searched all over Five Elements Mountain and couldn't find any clothes for Feng Zi to wear.

Silence, both of them chose silence at the same time. After a long time, Taishang Laojun asked helplessly: "What should we do? Gohan." Old Sun Wuhan shook his head, saying that he could not think of any good method.

Just as the two people stared at each other, Feng Zi's voice came from the Bagua furnace: "Hey! Are my clothes ready?" The loud echo echoed in the cave. Taishang Laojun and Sun Wuhan were unmoved. At this time, they were in a dilemma and didn't know what to do.

"Gohan, why don't you take off your clothes and lend them to Feng Zi!" An idea flashed in Taishang Laojun's mind and he smiled slyly.

Old Sun Wuhan shook his head like a rattle, and hurriedly waved his hands: "Impossible, I took off my clothes and put them on for him, what should I do? Besides, there is an obvious difference in our figures, and the clothes on his It probably won’t fit me properly.”

"What are you talking about?" Just when Taishang Laojun wanted to refute, a sudden voice sounded next to their ears.

Whether it was Taishang Laojun or Sun Wuhan, their expressions changed. As if they thought of something, the two of them looked at the place where the sound came from with horrified eyes.

"Ah -" A hysterical scream burst out from Taishang Laojun's mouth. As the sound spread, the entire ground shook. The penetrating power of this sound seemed to be the cry of gods and ghosts, shaking all directions! Old Sun Wuhan, who was closest, immediately covered his ears. Even so, he still felt the buzzing echo in his eardrums.

What did Taishang Laojun see that made her, a majestic god of the Five Elements Mountain, act so rude?

There is only one answer. Feng Zi came out of the Bagua furnace naked. Taishang Laojun glanced at it and even saw the big bird between Feng Zi's legs and crotch...