Dragon Ball Guilty

gravity! This is a planet with a very terrifying gravity, which is definitely multiples of the earth's gravity. Under the pressure of this gravity, even those as strong as Feng Zi or Sun Wukong will have difficulty moving.

"Chichichi!" At this time, a voice came into the ears of Feng Zi and Sun Wukong, and they both looked over at the same time.

A monkey? That's right! The one who made the sound just now was not a human, but a very cunning looking monkey. Feng Zi frowned and Sun Wukong scratched his head. Both of them were confused. Could it be that the so-called King of Realms is just a monkey? No, Feng Zi immediately noticed that the name displayed on the top of the monkey's head was Babulus, not the King of Kai, but the rank was very inconsistent with his image. Feng Zi was also a little surprised that this didn't look very good. The monkey actually has level 125.

The monkey was chirping while eating the banana. Sun Wukong asked Feng Zi: "What is it talking about?"

"Perhaps, bananas are delicious, please let's eat some too!" Feng Zi explained slowly. After saying that, regardless of what Sun Wukong thought, he actually walked up to the monkey and snatched the banana from its hand. Then he stuffed it into his mouth and started chewing it.

"Chirp chirp..." The monkey jumped up and down. When he saw his bananas were snatched away by outsiders, his face immediately turned red and he started making a lot of noise.

Feng Zi finished eating the banana, threw the banana peel aside, and glanced at the monkey who was still calm, with a lewd light in his eyes, which startled the monkey. Feng Zi smiled evilly and said to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, I'm hungry, why not stew this monkey and eat it!"

"..." Sun Wukong was speechless for a moment. He didn't expect that Feng Zi was actually trying to distract the monkey, completely forgetting the purpose of coming here.

The monkey seemed to understand human nature and understood what Feng Zi was saying. It stopped making noises and hid aside, looking at Feng Zi with a look full of hostility.

"Don't think that if you run away, I won't eat you!" Feng Zi ran on the Snake Road for two months and barely had enough to eat for a day. He is different from Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong is a dead person, and he is a living person, so he is extremely He might have starved to death, but he was able to persist until now, thanks to the Snake Lady. He stole the food from her and saved his life along the way.

A drool flowed from the corner of Feng Zi's mouth, a bright light burst out from his eyes, and he rushed towards the poor monkey like a madman.

The monkey was so frightened by this mentally challenged human that the fur all over his body exploded in an instant, and he quickly fled up the tree.

"Stop, what are you doing?" A soft-sounding voice came into the ears of Feng Zi and Sun Wukong. Feng Zi stopped chasing the monkey, his eyes were focused, and he and Sun Wukong looked at the person coming.

The visitor walked over quietly, and Feng Zi and Sun Wukong looked at the person's appearance suspiciously. So short! This was Feng Zi's first feeling after seeing the visitor, and then the visitor's clothes, so vulgar! This is Feng Zi's second feeling. As he continued to admire it, he saw the appearance of the visitor, with a baker's face and a pair of small-framed sunglasses, which made Feng Zi feel... so ugly! But there was one thing that allowed Feng Zi and Sun Wukong to immediately determine the identity of the visitor, and that was the words "King of the Realm" that were prominently displayed on the clothes.

"Are you the Kaio?" Feng Zi asked not very confidently. Although he saw at a glance that the name Kaio was indeed displayed on Kaiou's head, the level was even weaker than that of the monkey. How can this guy be so awesome?

Hearing Feng Zi's question, Kaiou nodded, pretending to be aloof, and said in a deep voice: "I am the Kaiou who maintains the order of the universe, ahem... By the way, what do you want?"

Feng Zi and Sun Wukong glanced at each other, and a thought came to their minds at the same time: "This guy is not as strong as he thought!"

Feng Zi didn't speak, so Sun Wukong had no choice but to repeat what he had said to King Yama. After hearing this, King Kai just said a faint "Oh" without saying anything.

"You want to practice here with me and become stronger?" King Kai glanced at Feng Zi and Sun Wukong and asked slowly.

The two nodded, and the King of Kai smiled "hehe" and said boredly: "In that case, as long as you two can tell a joke to make me laugh, I will reluctantly let you stay here!"

"Telling a joke?" Feng Zi and Sun Wukong exclaimed in shock. They never dreamed that someone would test them like this, which was beyond their expectation, not to mention that neither of them was the material for jokes.

"Yes." The King of Kai nodded, then his face turned cold, and he looked at the two of them with an unsmiling expression.

Silence, silence! Sun Wukong and Feng Zi stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, not knowing what to say to amuse this inexplicable realm king.

Sun Wukong looked at the King of Realms and said tentatively: "Once upon a time, there was a man who had no hands, no feet, no... He only had one head left. Why did he have a mouth and eyes? Because the mouth and eyes were On the head."

"Puch!...Hahaha!" The King of Kai actually laughed, and it was a hearty laugh. Feng Zi froze there, is it really funny?

After the King of Kai laughed enough, he said to Sun Wukong with admiration: "Very good. As the strongest joke teller in the universe, UU Reading www.uukｎshu.net I like people like you who have the talent to tell jokes. Just stay here!"

Sun Wukong quickly said to Feng Zi: "Great, Feng Zi, we can stay here to practice!"

"No, you are wrong!" King Kai interrupted Sun Wukong at this time, looked at Feng Zi aside, and said seriously: "He can stay here, but you can't. Because you haven't said that you can Jokes that make me laugh, so you can’t stay unless you can think of a joke that makes me laugh even harder than before!”

Feng Zi started to get angry, his face turned ugly, he felt like a monkey being tricked, this bullshit King of Realm actually asked him to tell a joke.

"Damn it, if you don't want to be beaten down by me, just disappear in front of me!" Feng Zi said angrily, making a "crunch, crunch" sound with his fists.

The King of Kai was slightly stunned, pointed at himself, and said in disbelief: "You mean, you want to beat me down?"

"That's right, I can't restrain my desire to knock you down with a punch, and you actually asked me to tell a joke..." Before Feng Zi could finish speaking, he saw the King of Kai sitting on his knees. He fell to the ground, the muscles on his face twitched, and then a series of wild laughter burst out from his mouth, "Hahahahaha", as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world, and he was so happy that he was out of breath.

Feng Zi was dumbfounded, looking at the Kaio who was laughing so hard on the ground that he was almost out of oxygen, and asked Sun Wukong who was also confused: "What's wrong with him?" Sun Wukong shook his head. The two of them were confused and couldn't figure out what was so funny. .

"It's so funny... Hahahaha... You actually said that you want to... beat me down... as the King of Kai... Hahahaha !” Kaio kept laughing, as if he was having a stroke.