Dragon Ball Lao Tzu is God of Destruction

At the gate of Xidu No. 1 Kindergarten, a little blue-haired girl was bouncing happily, while humming children’s songs in her mouth.

A middle-aged man with a white beard and a white coat behind him was smoking a cigarette pot while smiling and reminding the little girl to be careful.

“I picked up a penny on the side of the road and gave it to my police uncle, uncle ……”

Suddenly, she stopped just as she came to the door.

“Cao Ceng, look at that young lady over there is so beautiful!!”

Suddenly, the little girl pointed to the door of the kindergarten and took a little girl into the kindergarten with Weiss shouting.

“Uh-huh, yes, yes, Boomer said it all.”

Cliff smiled perfunctorily at Boomer, a little fart who understood what to drift or not.

Feeling perfunctory, Boomer ran into the school in a ruff.

After Boomer came to school, he knew that he had one more classmate from today and was still at the same table.

What makes Boomer happiest is that the meals he brings every day are some delicious food that he has never eaten.

And it was actually done by myself at the same table.

It can be said that these two years in kindergarten are the happiest two years after Boomer was born, of course, the most because of the delicious food.

Another part of the reason is that Boomer’s IQ is far higher than that of her peers, and only Florence can communicate with her in kindergarten and say things she doesn’t know.

Finally, the good days passed, and the two schools separated after kindergarten.

Boomer looked at the food inside her lunch box, although it looked good, but it tasted bad, and when she looked around at the classmates who yelled and picked their noses and with their hands, she finally decided! She was going to change schools.

After using Brive’s strong relationships, Boomer found his friend, Florence, and eventually the two got together again.

Time passed slowly, and in the blink of an eye, ten years passed.

On this day, Beerus, who had just recovered his strength, suddenly felt that someone was pulling his ears.

And faintly heard someone trying to pick themselves up.

“Wow, Xiao Lun still has a big meow! But it’s so heavy, how does Xiao Lun usually hold it. ”

A huge tug finally woke Beerus up.

“Damn it, who, early in the morning, what are you pulling my ears for?”

Beerus opened his hazy eyes and shouted scolding.

And Boomer, who just wanted to hold Beerus, was taken aback

“Mommy, this is!!”

“Xiao Lun, Xiao Lun, sister Weis, your cat has spoken.”

Beerus: “…”

Looking at Boomer who yelled and ran out, Beerus was speechless, isn’t it normal for animals to talk in this Dragon Ball world?

“No, Lao Tzu is the God of Destruction, how can it be a creature like Meow Mi who can only eat, sleep, sleep, and eat?”

Beerus shook his head and then changed into his God of Destruction suit.

With Hatchet, he walked out of the room.

“Oh, Lord Beerus, you’re finally awake, and you want to die!!!

As soon as he went out, Beerus was hugged by Weis, who was guarding the door.

Weiss also wanted to wipe the face of the oil head powder he wiped against Beerus’s face.

“Damn, you’re a shit eater!!!”

Beerus felt a chill, and then quickly pushed his hand, which escaped the clutches of Weiss.

Suddenly, Weiss’s face became resentful.

“Lord Beerus, you have changed, you have changed again, you…”

“Stop, if you do this again, I’ll really make a move!!”

Beerus’s face darkened, and he quickly threatened.

Sure enough, Weiss quickly stopped his chatter when he heard Beerus’s frightening.

“Wow, Xiao Lun, your family meow is so fierce, look at the woman who still beats!!”

At this moment, Boomer, who was hiding on the side and did not dare to come out, quickly said to Florence on the side.

“What? You say they’re women? ”

Beeruston was stunned.

“You won’t look, of course such a beautiful young lady is a woman.”

Boomer glanced at Beerus with disdain.

Only then did Beerus take a closer look at Weiss and Florence on the side.

“My day, overdo you two!!”

Beerus was immediately frightened when he looked at the two Wes and Florence, who were dressed, their hair was draped back, and their faces were lightly painted.

“The women’s clothing boss is always the women’s clothing boss, the mother is a chicken, dressed up is actually so beautiful!!”

Beerus’s body couldn’t help but chill, he mixed with these two every day, and that day he was infected as a pseudonym, and it was not worth the loss.

“No, I have to find someone for the two to marry off, otherwise it will be me who will be unlucky sooner or later in the future.”

Having made up his mind, Beerus laughed evilly.

“Lord Beerus laughs so lewdly, he won’t care about anything, hate to die, oh and clang!!!”

Weis’s magical laughter gave Boomer, who was hiding on the side, goosebumps.

“Just you two old men? Lao Tzu sees that you are afraid of corns!! ”

Beerus’s disdainful voice reached the ears of the three, and the faces of the three people immediately changed.

Especially Boomer, because she has been with Florence since she was a child, and she is often more upturned than whose ass ah, whose chest is bigger, and Florence, who has no breasts at all, has been laughed at by Boomer since she was a child.

“You you you, Xiao Lun, are you a man??”

Boomer finally reacted and pointed at Florence and asked in disbelief.

(End of chapter).