Dragon Ball Lao Tzu is God of Destruction

Earth…… Xidu………………

As the most prosperous metropolis now, Xidu has become the world’s economic and trade center.

In this era of being ordered by the gods to cultivate martial arts, the Valkyrie Temple in the Western Capital has become the dream hall of earth martial artists.

There are not only the legendary Wutian teacher who has lived for hundreds of years as the chief coach, but also the famous martial artists from all over the world as special instructors.

The 21st First Martial Arts Conference of the World was also successfully held in the martial arts arena of the Valkyrie Temple.

On this day, the streets that were already crowded were even more crowded.

“Even roar, this little girl’s waist is so thin, wow this little girl’s legs are so long and white, can’t stand the bird, wow wow, this young woman’s big mimi, it’s just…”

In the crowded street, a short and wretched old man walked through the crowd with peach eyes.

Every time he saw a beautiful girl, the old man would stare at each other’s thighs.

Suddenly, the old man who was watching happily suddenly felt a sharp pain in his ears.

“Okay, old man Serge, I’ll just say where your old boy died, no wonder he is happy here?”

Just when the old man wanted to scold, a cold girl’s voice suddenly withered him.

“Lanqi, you can’t blame me for this, these little girls are so beautiful”

The turtle immortals said that even if they die, they cannot give up their voyeurism.

“What? You mean you’re still reasonable? See if I don’t kill you rotten old man today. ”

The blonde Lanqi heard the turtle immortal’s quibbles and immediately became angry.

A handful of Gatling pulled out of nowhere.

“Ah! Someone with a gun!!! ”

In an instant, the whole street boiled, and the already chaotic street became even more chaotic.

“Tap-da……”

It’s a pity that where Lan Qi will care about this, directly pull the trigger, and Gatling instantly burst out blue fire, countless bullets don’t need to spray out like money.

“Hahahaha, go die, old man!!!”

Lan Qi laughed maniacally and pointed the muzzle at the turtle immortal.

Frightened, the turtle immortals could only flee in embarrassment.

“Brush !!!!!!!!”

Suddenly, a figure instantly appeared between the two, frightening Lan Qi and directly swept Gatling towards the figure that had just appeared.

“Ding-ding-ding……”

A series of metal clashes came from the body of the person who had just appeared.

The deflated bullet fell to the ground.

Beerus, who had just come from Nami Nemesis, felt bad.

As soon as he arrived, he was beaten by a crazy woman with a blue flame Gatling, and Tintin below was shot.

But fortunately, this thermal weapon does not even bother to move its own sensory nerves.

“Hey, crazy girl, are you endless?”

Looking at Lanki Beerus, who was startled and then shot at him, his face darkened.

“Abominable, smelly cat, scare the old lady.”

The blonde Lanki pulled out another bazooka out of nowhere, seemingly willing to kill Beerus.

“Hmph, the crazy woman gives a face without a face, so that you can honestly stay in it and don’t have to come out.”

At this moment, Beerus finally felt that the other party was a little too much.

The blonde Lanqi in the original book is the kind of person who does not like to care about others, and takes out a gun anytime and anywhere and sweeps it casually, if the person she is facing is an ordinary person, not Goku, they would have been killed I don’t know how many times.

Beerus’s fingers were a little empty, and an invisible light passed through the air, hitting the blonde Lanqi’s head door in an instant.

“Ah !!!!!!!!!”

Suddenly a sneeze sounded, and Lanqi’s blonde hair turned blue in an instant.

The wavy hair has a strange charm, and the blue-haired Lanqi’s cute little expression also makes the turtle immortal behind Beerus look straight.

“It’s amazing, it’s better to have a blue-haired Lanqi.”

The turtle immortal said in a sigh.

“Ah! Where is this? Why am I here? ”

The blue-haired Lanqi hurriedly threw the Gatling in her hand, completely unaware of what had just happened.

And her performance left Beerus speechless.

“I’ve been changing back and forth since I was a child, isn’t it normal to suddenly come to an unfamiliar environment? Is it necessary to be so surprised? ”

Beerus couldn’t complain about this setting, but he didn’t come to this place to pay attention to it, the blonde Lanki had been imprisoned in his body for the time being, and he would not come out again for several months.

“Huh! Are you Lord Beerus they say Boomer? ”

At this moment, the turtle immortal behind Beerus finally saw the identity of Beerus.

Beerus turned his head and nodded indifferently.

“Hehe, old immortal Wutian, nicknamed the Turtle Immortal, we have seen it before, although your old man may have forgotten, please ask Lord Biruth for more advice in the future!”

The turtle immortal smiled wickedly, where did this old boy not know that there was a big god in front of him!

If you hug someone’s lap, you can peek at whatever you want in the future, even if the king Laozi comes, he doesn’t dare to say anything.

“Damn, why did the turtle immortal laugh so lewdly, which hot-blooded old man in the original book?”

Beerus rolled his eyes.

“Oh oh oh, by the way, Boomer they are already waiting at the martial arts conference, old turtle, let me take you with me.”

The Turtle Immortal said, calling Lanqi on crutches and walking towards the venue with Beerus.

Under the leadership of Wu Tian, the head coach, a road was unimpeded and came directly to the martial arts arena of this conference.

“Lord Beerus, you have to know that the current earth is much stronger than in previous years, and under the leadership of Xiao Lun, the status of my old bone is getting lower and lower.”

The turtle immortal said proudly, not forgetting to laugh at himself.

However, Beerus was just bored looking around, and the earth at this time was no longer the planet that was just a war scumbag with a gun.

The current earth can be said to be a war scumbag planet without a gun.

“Aren’t you several times stronger than last year? Teacher Wutian’s name is still well deserved. ”

Beerus looked at the turtle immortal who had reached 800 combat power, and teased the turtle immortal.

“Eh, Lord Beerus, don’t bury me, with my kind of combat strength, you can not directly blow to death in one breath?”

The turtle immortal said awkwardly.

“Huh, maybe!!”

Beerus was noncommittal, in one breath? Is it useful? Even the supergod Florence was afraid that he couldn’t catch a breath in front of Beerus.

The cute Lanqi glanced at Beerus curiously, not knowing why the turtle immortal who was very powerful in her eyes was so afraid of this meow in front of her.

“I really want to rub the head of the big meow.”

Lanki looked at Beerus with little stars in her eyes.

“Well, what are women looking at me like this? It won’t be so heavy on the taste, even the cat doesn’t want to let it go?! ”

Where Beerus could not feel the longing gaze behind him, a drop of bean-sized sweat slowly flowed down.

(End of chapter)