Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei

"You can't bear it anymore, there's no need to bear it anymore!"

The next morning, in a luxurious double suite at the Hilton Hotel, a young man with messy hair let out a sonorous and powerful roar, jumped out of bed, and then repeated the same steps as yesterday.

"Old Xia Tou, accept your fate!"

Xia Di, who was lying on the bed, turned sideways to avoid classmate Xiaolu's Leo Flying Kick. When he was about to imitate Wu Song and hit him, he reached out and pulled him onto the bed. Then he lifted the quilt so fast that only the remains were left. Shadow's speed trapped Xiaolu's classmate into a caterpillar.

After doing all this, Xia Di lazily leaned her head on Maomaolu's belly and calmed down the young man's struggle with a single song: "How did I offend you again?"

He had been watching the show last night and didn't have time to pay attention to Xiaolu's performance in the dream. At this moment, he squinted his eyes a little and saw what exactly happened last night.

In short, it was Xiaolu who was defeated by one punch due to the huge advantage of successfully attacking in a sneak attack, seizing the opportunity, and becoming more courageous as he fought.

"Chi—" Forgive Xia Di for not holding back her laughter, but the confusion and astonishment in Xiaolu's eyes when he flew out was too comical and impossible to imitate.

"You don't know why you provoked me?" Lu Mingfei tried his best to turn over and escape from the quilt prison, but the head pressing on his six-pack abs was like a five-finger mountain, and he couldn't move, so he could only follow The two heads twisted wildly like a maggot.

"If you can't beat it, you can't beat it. Cheating is too much."

When he thought that he had the upper hand last night and was knocked out by the red-haired boy who transformed into a Super Saiyan with one punch, Lu Mingfei felt angry. He seriously suspected that Lao Xia Tou was secretly targeting him, letting the other party cheat him and letting him go. His hangings were confiscated, resulting in him being beaten.

"Hey, what's the big deal?" Xia Di looked like he was no longer surprised, took out a few secret books from his pocket, spread them out and held them up in front of Lu Mingfei: "Let's see which kung fu you want to learn. "

Maomao Lu took a quick look and found that the blue-covered secret books in front of him were "Xia Style Bajiquan", "Youshen Bagua Zhang", "Xinyi Liuhe Fist (Xingyi Fist)", "Eighteen Hands of the Black Dragon" and "Unlimited". Fighting", just looking at the name is very bluffing.

Looking at several martial arts secret books, Xiaolu's mind was flooded with thoughts, all of which were wonderful scenes of him pushing the red-haired boy to the ground and beating him after he had mastered martial arts.

Immediately, he tried to be open-minded and said: "Only elementary school students make choices, of course junior high school students want them all!"

"Let me go, today I will let you know what it means to be a martial arts genius!"

Although the martial arts secrets that Lao Xia Tou took out were not well-known classic martial arts such as "Tathagata Divine Palm" and "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms", Xiaolu had been dreaming about possessing powerful martial arts since he was a child and could travel around the world to punish evil and promote good. He's not picky, his current goal is just to fuck the red-haired boy.

Anyway, that guy is just as good at Wang Ba Quan as he is, and if he is still standing still after he has mastered it, then the red-haired boy will suffer the same consequences!

"Very good, he is indeed my favorite cub with lofty ambitions." Xia Di nodded happily and slapped the secret book in front of Lu Mingfei:

"But you have to eat one bite at a time, and you have to practice Kung Fu one by one. It's completely unrealistic for you to learn five books at once, so pick one you like and learn it first."

After hearing this, classmate Xiaolu set his sights on the five secret books. The one he liked most was definitely "Xia's Bajiquan". From what he saw, it was a boxing technique improved by Lao Xia Tou. It must be the best among them in terms of power, but it is also difficult to learn. Definitely not small.

If he wanted to push the red-haired boy to the ground as soon as possible, he would definitely choose a simpler and easier technique.

I have never heard of "Youshen Baguazhang" and "Xinyi Liuhe Quan". "Black Dragon Eighteen Hands" sounds like a traditional Chinese medicine bone-setting massage technique. It feels like it should be in the same type as "Ba Duan Jin".

Then the only thing left is this "Unlimited Fighting". Lu Mingfei once saw an unlimited fighting competition on TV, which refers to defeating the opponent with bare hands without any restrictions.

But obviously, Lao Xia Tou would not give him a kung fu that was only suitable for fighting in the ring.

Realizing that his eyes were on "Unlimited Fighting", Xia Di patted Xiaolu's belly with approval, sat up and introduced: "Unlimited Fighting, you can use anything on your body with bare hands. Attacking your opponent with one part can also help you find something suitable to use as a weapon as quickly as possible in any situation. The attack methods are complex but extremely fierce, which can be said to be fatal!"

Afraid that Lu Mingfei wouldn't understand, he specifically added: "After learning this skill, you can transform into a dragon and declare yourself invincible when entering the furniture store."

"Uncle, I'm going to learn this!" When Lu Mingfei heard that he could transform into the Furniture City War God like one of his idols, Jackie Chan, he was so excited that he opened his mouth from ear to ear and said that he would start teaching without further ado!

"Very good, then I will teach you the most important mental method of unrestricted fighting that every disciple must learn -" Old Xia Tou said, and under Lu Mingfei's expectant gaze, he took out a red book Cover, book about two centimeters thick:

"Chinese Criminal Law!"

With a "bang", Xia Di slapped the criminal law annotation in front of classmate Xiaolu:

"This kung fu is all about making a move or not. If you do, someone must be carried away. Too much killing can easily have a negative impact on teenagers. Although you are still a minor and have legal protection, in order to prevent you from developing bad habits, I must I want to give you a good education..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Mingfei interrupted Xia Di: "Uncle, didn't I come to learn kung fu?"

Looking at the young man's clear eyes that were a bit ignorant and stupid, Xia Di said earnestly: "Mingfei, do you know what happened to Ximen Qing when Wu Song killed him in public?"

"Well, it seems that the spine of the staff is forty, and the thorn is two thousand miles long." Lu Mingfei liked Wu Song very much. His favorite in the entire Water Margin was the tiger-fighting hero, so after killing the adulterer and adulteress, he The ending is more memorable.

In addition to Wu Erlang, he also liked the two brothers Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong, and the one he disliked the most was Yang Zhi, the green-faced beast who had lost his birthday card.

I can't explain why, he is obviously a pitiful person, but I just can't like him, and I even feel a little disgusted with him.

Perhaps this is in response to the saying that poor people must be hateful.

"But what does this have to do with criminal law?" Lu Mingfei was confused. When he read Three Kingdoms and Water Margin, he always just read the stories and didn't pay much attention to the details.

"It's a big deal. If Wu Song didn't deliberately mess with Pan Jinlian and fight Ximen Qing a few times before killing him, then it would be intentional murder rather than accidentally beating him to death during the fight." Xia Di gave Lu Mingfei popular science After learning about the differences between legitimate defense, excessive defense, intentional murder and manslaughter, as well as their various impacts, Lu Mingfei seemed to have been opened to a new world after some popular science.

"Uncle, I understand!" Lu Mingfei broke free from the shackles of the quilt and held up "Criminal Law" and "Unrestricted Fighting" as solemnly as Jesus holding up the Bible.

This "Criminal Law" is related to the future that he and his senior brother will fight against all the invincible opponents in the world. If they can successfully explode Lao Xia Tou's gold coins, they must firmly grasp it, and then they must study it carefully with their senior brother.

No wonder Old Xia Tou told him when they first met him that if he didn't practice martial ethics, it turned out that he had been preparing for today. He was indeed a sinister man with a long-term vision.

But I like it.

Xiaolu couldn't wait to open the Criminal Code and looked at the ten chapters and four hundred and fifty-two criminal laws in the catalog. His brain, which was filled with blood, suddenly became calm again, and his IQ regained its high ground:

"Uncle, if I remember correctly, I just wanted to learn some boxing and kicking skills at the beginning. Why now I want to learn how to escape the punishment of the law after killing people? Are you teaching me to become a grand master or an outlaw? "

It must be emphasized here that he was not scared away by the complicated legal provisions. He just felt that he was young and his physical and mental development was not perfect. Being exposed to murder and arson at such an early age would affect his physical and mental health.

But since the words have come to this point, how could Xia Di let him go: "An Xin, I know a very excellent criminal law teacher. What he is best at is using all kinds of vivid and interesting experiences... ah no, a short story Explain criminal law to all students and ensure that your learning process will be full of joy!"

"Uncle, did you let something slip just now?" Lu Mingfei's eyes were shaken, and the lion hiding inside was about to vomit: "What on earth has that teacher Xing Fa experienced?!"

Could it be that that guy is actually a murderous maniac who has committed all the crimes in the criminal law but no one can punish him?

"No, his name is Zhang San, he is just an ordinary outlaw." Xia Di chuckled and pulled Lu Mingfei to wash up:

"Hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face. Let's go to the prison to see him later and then we can watch the Star Wars Finals."

Lu Mingfei:? ? !

The young man jumped and struggled: "You still say he is not a murderer?"

Regarding this, Xia Di just said lightly: "Don't get me wrong, he just performed extraordinary recently and sent the defendant, defendant's lawyer and judge together."

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