Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei

When it comes to Jiangbei, many people will hate it, and no matter how bad their tempers are, they will call him an old thief.

But in fact, the owner of this pen name is not old, and is even very young, so later people changed his name to a dog thief.

And now, this dog thief is about to die.

"Is it over?"

The surging sea was dyed red with blood, and a young man in tattered red and black armor floated on the sea, his face was gray as if he had reached the end of his life.

"I'm sorry, Anan, Lao Dong, Xiao Xi, I got you involved in a terrible accident."

Xia Di turned his eyes slightly, as if he wanted to see the yacht in the distant sea that was split into two, and his friends on it whose lives and deaths were unknown due to the battle.

If he hadn't left the old pit unfilled and opened a new pit, and hadn't tested the patience limit of readers and editors, they wouldn't have thought of blocking the door offline with knives, and he wouldn't have to take his friends out to sea for refuge, and then encounter this kind of shit.

"What a retribution." Xia Di's extremely weak body swayed with the ups and downs of the waves, and his dim eyes revealed an extremely painful pain.

When he accidentally traveled to this world, he thought it was just an ordinary rebirth. He never thought that the school he attended was Shilan Middle School where everyone was in love. The local taxpayer was the Black Prince Group. He could bump into the rusty Deadpool even when walking at night.

He was not the kind of perverted chatterbox with a disfigured face and wearing a red tights.

If the gold finger had not arrived in time, he would have been on the front page of the news as a victim the next day.

In the days that followed, he relied on the Kamen Rider Faiz belt to do justice and played the role of the city guardian.

In the end, the city was saved, but the girl he liked died in front of him, and his parents also died at the hands of dangerous hybrids.

After revenge, he was disheartened and broke the jar, gave up martial arts and became a pigeon spirit and a dog who took revenge on society, and never cared about the world again.

I never thought that I would encounter bizarre events while going out to sea to seek refuge and relax.

It’s okay that the meteorite fell into the Pacific Ocean, it’s too far away and won’t affect the air force.

But no one expected that Anan would catch a passing dragon with one rod. In a critical situation, he could only reveal his identity on the spot.

Although he finally became a dragon slayer, the boat was cracked, his friend died, and he was almost dead.

“If I had known that the price of slaying a dragon was so high, I might as well change my job to become a dragon knight. At least I can be regarded as imitating the predecessors.”

The armor on his body turned into red light and dissipated, and the cracked belt automatically untied and fell into the blood-stained sea.

His body became weaker and weaker, and his vitality was madly fading. Xia Di’s eyes had already started to run a marquee, and all kinds of past and present lives were emerging in front of him.

Parents in the previous life, parents in this life, friends who were implicated, and the broken her...

Just when his consciousness was about to fall into chaos and half of his foot stepped on the shadowy Naihe Bridge, a slightly frivolous voice sounded in his ears:

"Young fisherman, did you drop this gold belt, this silver belt, or this scrapped belt?"

The dissipated consciousness was forcibly pulled back to the human world, and Xia Di's dull eyes emitted a glimmer of brilliance again.

He tried hard to dispel the mist in front of his eyes, wanting to see the tall figure standing next to him and the three luminous ribbons floating in front of him.

As a time traveler, he was very accepting of some strange things, so even if this guy who spoke the words of the river god was enforcing the law across the sea, he was not surprised.

But he didn't know whether the current scene was an illusion before his death, or the lover of the dragon just now came to settle accounts with him.

Those who can transform are all great monsters.

In this world, there are only dragons, no monsters.

Damn, I'm not so lucky to meet the Dragon King of the East Sea who is cosplaying as the River God, am I?

"I... caught that one, two meters long and thirty-four kilograms of sea bass!"

The mysterious man who played the River God: "..."

Who the hell asked you this? !

"Haha... ahem, just kidding, I dropped a scrapped belt." Xia Di didn't think that the person who appeared here would be a kind-hearted person who was struck by lightning. It was probably the accomplice of the dragon that he had just killed with the electric dragon drill.

So he just shook his head, hoping that the other party would be angry and give him a quick death.

The methods of the dragon clan are countless and unpredictable. He doesn't want to be made into an alchemical puppet or a living spirit.

Unexpectedly, the mysterious man in front of him, who looked like the Dragon King of the East China Sea, did not get angry, nor did he give him all three belts as a reward for telling the truth. Instead, he squatted down and poked his face with his fingers, and the blurred face changed slightly.

The distance between the two was shortened, and Xia Di's eyes successfully focused and saw the true face of the mysterious man.

How to say it, he was as handsome as looking in the mirror.

If it weren't for the family planning policy back then, Xia Di would have definitely suspected that this was a twin brother who had been separated for many years.

The man who looked exactly like Xia Di, but had a more noble and majestic temperament, curled his lips and showed a playful smile:

"I am very satisfied that you can answer the questions truthfully, but I don't like your cleverness just now."

"Only I can tell jokes in my territory, and no one else can play jokes."

"Understand?"

Xia Di, who was originally a little uneasy, was immediately refreshed when he heard the words, looking at the mysterious man with disbelief, his lips trembling:

"Fellow countryman?"

Just these two sentences, the flavor is pure, an absolute Internet surfing expert.

"Stop playing tricks." The mysterious man slapped Xia Di in the face, blocking the rest of his words:

"You are suspected of illegal crossing. Now the evidence is conclusive and you are caught red-handed. I unilaterally decide to forcibly repatriate you and execute you immediately without probation!"

After the words fell, Xia Di, who was jumping back and forth on the edge of death, was pinched on the face and thrown into a purple and blue time and space tunnel. He disappeared without a trace before he could even scream.

After turning off the time and space tunnel, the mysterious man looked at the severely damaged Kamen Rider belt in his hand, blew a breath and made it look brand new, as if it had been restored to factory settings.

"OK, now it's my turn to play house."

The mysterious man snapped his fingers, and the sea water under his feet gradually faded from bloody red to normal color. The huge dragon body without a head under the deep sea resurfaced, and was skinned, tendons, bones and flesh removed under the action of invisible forces...

The yacht that was broken into two pieces in the distance and the three people from Dongxi and Nan who were just about to drink Meng Po soup also returned to their original state, but they were a little confused because their memories were tampered with.

Before they were fully awake, "Xia Di" walked into the cabin from outside and asked to return with a smile:

"Go back, I can't wait to say that sentence."

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"So, are you the immortal who ascended to heaven in the novel, or Kang the Conqueror of the Marvel Space-Time Administration?"

Listening to the story of the past told by Old Xia, Lu Mingfei had some guesses in his mind, but they were somewhat unrealistic.

"Neither, you're just talking nonsense. Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance exam?"

Xia Di was lying on the sofa drinking happy water: "I'm just a fantasy dragon who swims in the endless void and planes. My biggest hobby is to help people realize their wishes."

"When I first came to your universe, I was kicking stones in the Milky Way. When I passed by the solar system, I happened to catch an interesting little guy making a wish to a stone, so I came down to take a look."

He looked at Lu Mingfei with a suspicious look on his face, and curled his lips: "Do I need to elaborate on what happened next?"

"Da me!" Lu Mingfei crossed his hands in front of him, his expression was serious and even his eyelashes were telling of rejection.

What happened after the two met was the history of him, Lu, being teased. It would be fine to recall the past when he was old, but now it would only make him want to put a strong laxative in old Xia's happy water.

Looking at the time, he found that it was already two or three in the middle of the night. Lu Mingfei decided to take the initiative to end this candlelight chat. After all, he had to get up early to pick someone up at the airport tomorrow.

Before leaving, he couldn't help but look back at Xia Di, who was calm and composed:

"What did you want to say to me when you returned?"

"Of course~" Xia Di raised his lips when he heard that, and stretched out his hand to Lu Mingfei, shouting boldly:

"Mingfei, be my son!"